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  • the about hot girls is tht most of the time the have things handed to them guess usually come up to them and talk and yes no maybe so is answer tht they usually say so if ur on the expressing ur feelings and wanting to her to reply its most likely not gona happen BUMMER

  • 1:03 nice spawn infinity ward;)

  • @Lott74 MW3 is activision, idiot.

  • @Dr00pysp00n Activision is the publisher. Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games are the ones who actually developed it. Therefore he was right...

  • @Dr00pysp00n and infinity ward you dumb shit

  • @hondadirtbikesrule no its just activision, do some research idiot

  • @Dr00pysp00n your dumb. infinity ward are the main developers. Activision does not make games, they publish them. please do some research. your making yourself look stupid...he was right btw

  • the airstrike got him first

  • the dude from the hit girlfriend question is obviously a 13 year old idiot who thinks he knows what a girlfriend is. if you're not having proper conversations how are you going out in the first place??? lol

  • @sacredsillver you are obviously in need of spelling and being less pessimistic

  • @subway5dollarftlong i made one typo, big deal. and im not being pessimistic, i just think it's hilarious that this kid thinks he has a girlfriend even though he admits that they can't have proper conversations with each other.

  • @sacredsillver You are retarted.

  • @kamikazemomma5 explain how that's being retarded.

  • I don't even watch this series anymore because you pick the most far fetched ridiculous ones, I remember the first one that came up was a girl that got raped with HIV and gave it to her boyfriend.

    Woody, you need to be a filter, not a sponge.

  • @grovePS3 That HIV one was a joke.. xD

  • @motiv8te oh :| well my point is all of these are mellow dramatic. I know for a fact people send him fake mail every day.

  • @motiv8te I wonder if some of these are jokes.

  • He basically just defended a dirtbag cheater.

  • i know exactly how the guy with the cheating father feels, i've gone through it last year.. :)

  • @Whoisthiiskid Why the :)???

  • woody a tip: expanding the UAV and airstrike presision you'll see where se are: D

  • FUCK OFF NOOBS, IM NORWEGIAN!

  • 6:28 Wow... I literally said the same thing, her name was Kristi as well lol...

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  • tmartn was also playing

  • my dad doesnt know how to text = p

  • How do you send him a message for this can someone please respond.

  • @TheTime67 Just comment, send a normal message or even a mail i think :)

  • @TheTime67 Click the "WoodysGamertag" link in blue underneath the video, on the left side of the page it says "Send Message" :)

  • @TheTime67 Sorry, right side of the page.

  • i ate a fish

  • @Kieranforthewin good for you.

  • @Kieranforthewin Nice :) A tip...Fry it in a pan covered with salt & pepper & flour! Crispy fish...

  • i really like WGT mail mondays.

  • 1:45 That's what she said. =P.

    Thumbs up.

  • @OriginalHeezay EXPOSED!!!!

  • @WoodysGamertag What is your e-mail? for mail monday

  • @OOLoppyPokixOO you message him on youtube..

  • i like how he give advise while killing..its great

  • same thing happened to me, i caught my mom cheating. i was just goofing around. i sent her a funny txt while i was in the other room, and i went to check if she got it because she was in the shower. and thats when the other guy sent her a sexual txt and i just happened to read it.

  • 1:45....thats what she said

  • Penis Fell off..

    Hey woody i luv watching ur vids but i have a big probem my penis fell off....i was having sex and it fell off any answers...

  • @sucerpunch super glue or duct tape.. either one should work

  • @nickpwnu1 Hahahahahahahaha u jerk lol i was joking tho..good thing too

  • @nickpwnu1 Actually thats why he makes these videos stupid

  • @sucerpunch yea i have advice go fucking kill urself

  • bad choice of wordsits hardto swallow and your talking aboiut his dad cheating

  • @DABEAST12321 I don't think it was his words that were bad. Maybe your twistet mind is wrong..

  • Down syndrome you have, straight down syndrome. Holy shit dude go to school....fuck

  • @Pootietang505 he's to old for school lol...he has already had numerous jobs too

  • That question about the hot girl. I think I was with her too... Except my girl wasn't that hot, and we never dated, but we were damn close. But yeah, girls are silly. I'll stick to being single, plus then I don't have to share money. And money is more important then everything else.

  • @TheRucati i agree

  • @WoodysGamertag you were playing with TmarTn he makes videos like you.

  • @CrazySpyMonkey Wtf? Are you that dumb that you just found that out? He's known that way before you did

  • ya kno it doesnt matter if a girl is hot or not she can still put no effort through the relationship truth me i kno from past relations even though this one is working out prettty well

  • Do I get a prize, because Im not replying?

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  • Your Playing with Tmartn !

  • @MrDudeman96 No shit?

  • @MrDudeman96 he always plays with tmartn cause he's the man

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  • @xMidnightGamer No-one thinks you're funny. leave

  • @sk8erben80 that wasn't supposed to be funny i was deadly serious.

  • @xMidnightGamer pH4qqoT

  • @PeterDK97 i see what you did there... and it was terrible :)

  • @xMidnightGamer 10l 1 Spe1l l1K3 Th15 :$

  • @PeterDK97 You spell like a faggot.

  • @scottmarshall456 Lol how do you know how a faggot spell? it seems like you know to much about faggots. Maybe you are one?

    - Tell your mom that the money is on the nightstand, cockface.

  • @PeterDK97 the correct grammar is "how a faggot spells not "spell""

  • @KimmyJRapeAllDaNoob LuLz English is only my second language.

  • @PeterDK97 Well, it isn't even a second language to me, but I still speak it better than you.

  • @CookieTheEpic ok. But i dont give a fuck, okay???

  • @PeterDK97 Well, you seemed to give a fuck a couple of comments ago, trying to defend yourself and all that.

  • if ur there she can use her mouth for differnt things haha:)

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  • well if he can bone the girl... i guess that would make up for it

  • Hey woody, so I've liked this girl for about a year or so now but we don't talk much in school but we text each other 24/7 right now she's going out with a friend of mine and when they break up I wanna make my move but I still don't know what to do or how to do it because I am a pretty shy guy myself and don't talk to her face to face, any help would be great woody, love your videos, go team gamertag!!

  • So I like this girl and she's really special to me, she helped me out with allot of my problems, and i developed feelings for her.Okay now heres the problem, i asked her friends if she liked me and i got mixed answers and now i need to know if i should go after her or not, because i don't want to ruin a friendship but i want something more. Also i can see a future with her, and i know she dumped a guy for being to clingy, so do i go for her and how should i go about being with her.

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  • @360noscopedET tell her how you feel, and that you like her, you won't know if she does or not like you if you dont ask her, just go to her and say like "hey so i was thinking you know we've been friends for so long and we're always having a good time together" you know just tell her then wait for the awnser the worst that can happens is she saying that she only wants to be friends. hope i helped

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  • woody if you only care about getting killes then play tdm or ffa, i hate the people who dont help with wining the match, its always 1 or 2 pwople in the entire team that play the objective.

  • @shoeib123 What's he supposed to do when he's got 2 flags? Push for triple cap all game? Shit calm dowm. Just a game.

  • It's really good that you care about your subscibers! :)

  • Where can we send the Mail Mondays?

  • @GamezFerDayzz Drop them right here :)

  • @GamezFerDayzz Or inbox him if its private!

  • @TheInterNGA if its private he wouldnt want it read out:) haha

  • @xxwilliam1998xx but he doesnt read the names :)

  • @xxwilliam1998xx I'm not 100% sure, so don't quote me - but I think Woody said once about how to contact him. I THINK he said to comment, as people do, or private message and he can take out any names i.e. make it anonymous. So if multiple people have the same problem but want to remain anonymous, it'll work also.

    Hope I typed that coherently!

  • just one quick question, why so low killstreaks? you were at 12:1 at one point, you could have had loads of different streaks?

  • Same thing happened to me with my mom. Only there were pictures

  • @xLAZERSHOWx shit bro. what did you do (just curious :P)

  • @Riz3nFilms I told my brother I was 11 at the time. So after seeing this I feel I did the right thing then he talked to my mom.

  • kool u were playing with TmarTn

  • My parents divorced when i was 9 and i didn't really know what was going on but i stayed with my mom half of a week and my dad half of the week and then they got back together when i was 10 but then they separated again...I never once cried about them separating and i still the same things to this day...

  • @BlackRedReiatsu holy shit same with me, i would be at my dads wednesday thursday friday, staurday and every second sunday and my mums the rest

  • I think we have all dated the same girl!!!

  • @MrTreeman34 Luckily, not me. My girl is the full package.

  • is she a blond???

  • its hard to swallow? thats what she said!

  • the part when u said that we didnt cause our parents to divorce is what my mom tells me since they split

  • @WoodysGamertag 6:30 I dated her too! Her name wasn't Christie when I dated her though :P

  • 1:39 "It must be something hard to swallow" thats what she said!

  • whose the person wife the parent problem if its not fixed i can help u better no offence woody

  • @robotfreshpies you piece of shit!

  • @robotfreshpies trolling is a dick move and makes you look like an ass.

  • @robotfreshpies you're trash

  • @robotfreshpies go suck a dick by making a game mod u fuck

  • @robotfreshpies pics or GTFO Bro!!!

  • @robotfreshpies I respect your opinion and totally agree with you.

  • @killerzboy010 Thank you for the mature response

  • @robotfreshpies You're welcome.

  • @robotfreshpies haha I like how everyone got so butthurt over your comment. Your comment made me laugh

  • @TheMasterpiecePD I know right hahaha

  • "Its hard to swallow" Thats what she said!

  • where can we contact woody to send our emails in?

  • @GOTCHAsc0ped Go to his channel then scroll until you find his username and somewhere around there you should see a send message button

  • @NightMareBolt Ok, thank you!

  • this is really bad that the kid is going through this. Thank you woody for being very mature and giving serious great advice! You are among the best people on YouTube..

  • Well this is depressing

  • @piggy9029 yeah i no right... :S

  • Man, I'm subscribing just because of how you answered the kids question! Very mature answer you gave! I respect that!

  • @leeleelee43 Watch PKA and you will have a completely different opinion of him.

  • @Vazarath ROFL i agree!

  • I always like ur videos cause u dont ask for likes :)

  • that not nice

  • i appreciate that u never ask for likes

  • 1,000 videos.

  • Dont toss her on the street... Toss her in a team woody wood chipper! :)

  • Dear Woody, I am ina relationship with this girl ive known for over a year and a half and i feel bored i guess. My question is is it bad to have multiple back-up plans.

    Sincerely, Panconpasta

  • mail monday makes me sad

  • Mail Monday Dear Woody, I was using my dads phone I saw videos of porn and it disturbed me but I don't know about confronting him but at the same time I do the same thing and don't want him to get in trouble because it's not like he's having an affair but mom would take it seriously if she found out just looking at his phone and I don't know if I should tell him if he should erase it before my mom sees. Mainly I just want to get him in trouble or just let it pass

  • @BrianandParker dude dont be a bitch its just porn

  • @mdtwiztid i know i have more problems than that but the kid may be very young

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  • @mdtwiztid yeah but if you grew up in a strict family you may not see porn until after you hit puberty i first saw porn when I was 3 but i grew up early my first movie i ever saw when i was 5 was the curse of the dragon and when i was 7 i saw the art of goodfellas but not everyone saw stuff like that when they were that young

  • @jhop4life so?

  • @mdtwiztid what im saying is when i saw porn when i was 3 i was traumatised until i was 4 and that kid may have grown up in a family for which he doesnt see porn and was shocked

  • @BrianandParker dude i isn't a big deal he's a man and men look at porn just tell him you saw it by making a joke like tell him hes sick or something im sure you are old enough to understand

  • damage > range

  • poor johny

  • @ThemesHDThemes dude just b urself and dont try 2 fit in with more popular kids i guarentee u that if u b urself a girl well like u but dont try all hard and b desprate /;

  • These eleven and twelve year old stories about a girl and asking her out and all that...wow seriously guys now you admit thats pretty young. :/

  • Dear woody,

    I am in my senior year in high school. I have a bunch of friends(both guys and girls) but I don't have any really close friends. What should I do to get closer to friends? Also my parents may have a part in this, especially because they don't really let me hang with friends during the school year.

  • @AliBaquer94 dude i know how you feel. xP

  • @AliBaquer94

    Youre not alone man, I feel the same way. I also have a girlfriend, but I feel like Im not super close with anybody :/

  • Themes your twelve..... Problem solved

  • Dear woody,

    I am 12 years old and have sort of a problem. In my school i have a lot of friends and i am in the more popular group of kids in my school and all of my friends are like ahead of me in the girls section. Ive had alot of girlfriends and never made out with a girl before. Ive had alot of "kisses" before but never mad it to that level yet. I dont know if i should try to makeout with a girl or just let it come naturally please help me.

  • @ThemesHDThemes just let it happen bro, if you try to make a girl like you it'll drive her away.

  • 6:26 whiteboy7thst anyone

    

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  • Nice u was playing with TmarTn :D

  • so im having troubles with this dude.. blah blah blah... and you wonder why your girlfriends break up with you......

  • Hey Woody,

    Im 13 and since i have came back from winter break, i have started taking a liking to a girl.

    So people say she is out of league, we are in the same classes and we sometimes have a good laugh.

    Im wondering about asking her out but worried about getting rejected or if she says yes then im sortof scared as ive never kissed a girl and i might be bad at this.

    HELP!!

    MAIL MONDAY?

  • @DaZexMaFiA Hey, i'm just another 13 year old out there whos had the same problem. Don't worry about the kissing theres no really certain way to do it just don't bite her tounge haha. If you like her ask her out, be confident.

  • @DaZexMaFiA hey buddy

    the worst thing that can happen is that she says no and yes maybe people will give you shit about it for like a week but deep down they know you not a pussy and you had the balls to ask

    and as for the kissing it'll come naturally

  • dear woody,

    I've been dating this girl for a year now. i just turned 19. I've always been the awkward guy and i just ended up rebounding her. she is my first real girl friend and i'm just worried that i'm going to spend the rest of my life having this one relationship. I've been told i'm just looking for sex or something like that but sex isn't that important to me. i just want to feel like i made the right decision later in life. i cant stand the fact that there might be a better girl for me.

  • Hey Woody,

    Theres this girl,were really good friends and we've gone out before,broke up (for no reason) and i really lyk her. but when i asked her out she said she cant, then the next week my friend asked her out and she said yes. shes the only girl i lyk thats probably not gunna be takin for long, should i wait or not. please help.

  • second kid...been there done that...lol and it suxx, kinda :p

  • that first kids dad is an asshole

  • hey woody,i am 14 with a girl for 2 and a half years she was perfect for me but we were 2 shy an talking was awkward. 6 months into our releationship she had to leave and go 2 canada for surgery on her back she was there for a year and 3 months and only had contact trough facebook because i am from ireland. she came back a month ago i cried i was so happy.Still awkwark we can just talk on facebook.Yesterday she broke up with me im so sad.Shud i leave her to find someone beter :/ please help

  • @DAVID12345678910LOL sad story but yes life goes on your 14 you have your whole life ahead of you to find that girl i had a predicament like you i dated a girl for a bout t5 years i was 13 at the time i was devastated but eventually you learn that live goes on and it hurts not but will get better just talk to other girls i know im not woody i was reading some of the comments and i know how you feel best of luck to you man