Javier
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  • Mexican'ts.

  • HA!!! liked the blanket/ gov. part and the Spanish story. lol.

  • I want a 2nd ep of Javier, he has to be one of my favourites characters!

  • "It sounds better in Spanish!!!" lol

  • I'm hanging out for a sequel! Javier is fantastic! A great character :)

  • lmas

  • HAHAHAHAHHAA GOOS SPANISH !

  • My 2nd favorite Greg and Lou skit.

  • @Femicide09

    What's your favorite? Hurt Locker? Christmas Morning?

  • @CubishBalls Trick shots is my favorite video by them. Probably because it was the first video I saw of theirs.

  • @Femicide09

    Oh yeah, that's awesome too!

  • wtfk ?

  • wtfk ? 

  • you see i want to watch this video... but i dont want to pay for it!!!!!

  • but the government no believe him.......omg i fell of my chair because of laughter

  • Pero pero.... pero

  • Perhaps another story :D

  • its such good acting, really good

  • Actually he said "One Day (Un Dia), in my country (En mi pais), a drunken man shit himself in the bed of a black witch (Un hombre borracho se cago, poo poo,en la cama de una bruja negra) , the girl with the broom (la tipa con la escoba), but one day she says, *It's not the bathroom, it's my bed*(Pero un dia, ella dice *No es el bano, es mi camaaa).

  • hilarous!!how is it only 4 starS?

  • aguante argentina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • defently their best one

  • IT SOUND BETTA IN SPANISH!

  • i dk why this so funny, but its so funny

  • i gatta try that sometime! XD

  • roflmao i tell you a story

  • Lol XD haha

    LMFAO

  • i´ m argentinian his spanish is good.. he said "one day,in my country, one druken man take a shit in a old women´s bed.. and she said thats not the bathroom, its my bed" haha

  • Yes, that's correct... hehe...

  • @leoito88 i don't think 'puta negra' means old woman

  • i can't believe this only has 4 stars!

    i love this video!

  • Nice music in the background! Latin Beethoven 5!

  • all the people....PUNCH his toes!

  • lol its true, some jokes do sound better if told in another language.

  • lol his spanish story is about a dude takin a shit in some guys bed.

  • wow... his spanish accent is amazing! I have hispanic relatives and some of them totally sound like that!

  • lllloooollll

  • pero pero...pero

  • She wanted to have a baby but i don't wanna pay for it hahahahahahahaha

  • hahahah this is sooo fucking funny

  • Lolz You guys are very good in these

    Great work

    Keep Up

    I love your work :)

  • LOL

  • THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT

  • It soun' better in Spanish!

  • "You made soup out of hair?"

    I love these guys.

  • O_o cool

  • Lol is not better in spanish...its bowshetXD

  • Hahaha.... im Argentinian and that aint our accent...xD...he is an american tryin to act like a spanish speaker guy..he cant fool any spanish speaker xD

    and pero means "but..." "But" he told us... that "but" not the ass but. xD

  • its a joke dumbass hes not tryying to foul anyone

  • he didn't say he was Argentinian

  • Funny thing is, that "péro" is one of the words for cock in czech.

  • Javier rocks my world!

  • Translation of the Spanish story?

  • "One time in my country a drunk man took a shit in the bed of a black witch--the kind with the broom. But one day, she says, 'This isn't the bathroom, it's my bed'."

  • one time in my country a drunk man took a poop in a black witches bed the kind with the broom & she says to him that not a bathroom thats my bed

  • "Either you take it in there or take it in the mouth! She take it in the mouth!" :D

    "That's disgusting!"

    "IT SOUNDS BETTER IN ENGLISH!"

  • Argentenian don't sound like that, but they are very fastidious

  • I make a soup

  • "Pero, pero, pero..." Haha. Love it. XD

  • This is gold :D

  • No! Nothing is for FREE!

  • they punch his toes!!!

  • it sounds better in spanish!!!!!!!!!

  • best line of entire skit

  • Oh, man, this shit is still hilarious. I don't see why some people are giving it shitty ratings. 5stars all the way!!

  • you idiots!! he says...

    One time! in my country a drunk guy made a crap in the bed of a service girl, the one with the broom, but one day she says "that's not the toilet is my bed.

    you should speak spanish you know!

    ¡¡¡BOLA DE INCULTOS!!!

  • actually it says "one time in my country a man took a poop in a black witch's bed, the type with a broom but one day she said 'that's not the bathroom, it's my bed'"

  • dude kevin wtf?!

  • the boy said "thats my blanket!" but the government didnt believe him!

  • well done.

  • something about taking a shit in a bed instead of a toilet! i can't believe 2 and half years of spanish has finally paid off! hilarious!

  • wtf!?!?! hahaha "i don't wanna pay for it." hahaha

  • I think this video is really funny, and I don't see racism in it, I'ts true that the american culture make fun of everything and everybody, but it's allright, even if they are a little offensive, I still like'em, like SNL, south park, it's ok

  • Yo pienso que el video es muy gracioso, y no veo el racismo en él, es cierto que la cultura estadounidense es muy burlona hacia todo el mundo, y eso también me causa gracia algunas veces, por ejemplo en saturday night live se burlan de todo, y tambien me da risa a veces que sacan cosas de los mexicanos, claro algunas son muy estupidas, pero este video me parece muy divertido.

  • alrighty, i'm gonna use my 3 years of spanish and try to translate: "i think that the video is very funny, and i see no racism in it. its true that the culture something something, and i also cause..." i gave up.

  • nice try...gere is my take on it...failed spanish 1 then retook it then passed with a 69.5....then i failed spanish 2...

    "the video is very funny, I see no racism in the video of culture,yaddy yaddy ya....i also like it because it is like saturday nightl ive of mexico, they are very stupid, the video is very comical"..

    well i think i hit the main points of it

  • but I don't want to pay for it!

  • its better in spanish!!!!!!!!

  • lol x 4

  • Lol, 5 stars! :)

  • Freaken awesome!

  • she take it in the mouth hahaha

  • "I want to give my wife a baby, But i don't want to pay for it" hahaha. i can't stop watching this video.

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • i don't know why i'm interjecting in this whole debate, it's kinda silly since it's a comedy sketch- but i just want to point out the argentinian character is played by Lou Perez, a first generation son of an Argentinian. So I'm sure whatever impersonation he's doing, he's doing from a place of love and definitely not intended to be racist.

  • pero pero...now this is a great video!

  • HILARIOUS!

    WHY THE 3 STARS?

    5/5

    great potential

  • It sounds better in spainish

  • I watched this video about 5 times now and its still brilliant! thank you so much for creating this!! why you only getting 3 stars I have NO idea

  • thats funny , funny guy , but that bar tender actor kinda lame.

  • pero pero, pero pero

    lolmao

  • jajaja men that was muy gracioso

  • best part...

    but the government don't believe him!

  • ROFL

  • this video is awsome... i can't stop laughing!!! q finally got what he wanted!!!!

  • vaya mierda d video

  • jajaja que se note el español!

  • hahahhaahaha

  • Really funny!  Good work guys...

  • people, people, chill OUT, it's comedy, that's all, the internet is FULL of people making fun of whites too. i'm from argentina & thought this was hilarious, people have GOT to lighten up, life's too short to be so bitter.

  • lmaf!! i'd like to see more of javier, "pero...I don't want to pay for it".

  • this is one of the best things i've ever heard. Thank you

  • Oh my...

  • ha. Good stuff. Good initiative too

  • TIP: When making a video dealing with race, languages, or religion, be prepared to deal with pointless comments on what race/language/religion is best because of people with enough time on their hands to do that stuff on a YouTube comment.

  • haha hilarious

  • Lol, it sounds better in spanish

  • that sucked was it trying to be funny

  • Ok bien. Santiago, yo digo ke aki es donde se rien de los negros y los judios y etc. Tienes razon es el papel de un latino stereotipico, y entiendo ke estes ofendido. A mi no me ofende el video, sino pedazos de mierda como SYKCOPUNKDUDE, I'd rather not exist than be an ignorant piece of white trash like you. Why dont you go fuck your sister like you rednecks do anyway?

  • have you ever came to buenos aires? I think you´ll find a surprise if you think we´re shit.

    Don´t talk about us if you don´t know asshole.

    P.D.:I don´t feel bad because of the video, but because of your coments

  • haha you're calling me coward cause i'm writing on my OWN language?, you sir, are retarded.

  • Agreed!

  • Ok disculpa oneofakind, es que me enoja que me llamen arrogante cuando lo unico que quiero hacer es saltar en defensa de mi cultura frente a una burla como es el video este, ya se que es una comedia pero bueno me molesto, mas que nada por pintarnos como otro latinoamericano estereotipo y por eso de que no queremos pagar nada, solo eso, me parecio una muestra de desprecio, y que yo sepa aca en argentina nade se rie de los negros, judios, etc, nos reimos de NOSOTROS mismos, y esa es la verdad.

  • Search supdudedood for some funny videos...comment even if they are bad.

  • The accent is cuban. The music is salsa music. It's just a whole bunch of stereotypes, and what could have been a funny skit was lame.

  • wtf? it´s just a fucking video!, why must it worry you so much? America laughs of mexico and canada and europe all the time. I find this video funny although his accent is from puerto rico and I´m argentinian

  • Did anybody notice that this Javier character isn't even FASTIDIOUS? Not only are Greg and Lou Present Lou and Greg insensitive to the nuances of the Spanish (Castellano)-speaking world, but they don't even know their own English language.

    Fastidious: 1. possessing or displaying careful, meticulous attention to detail 2. difficult to please; exacting 3. excessively scrupulous or sensitive, especially in matters of taste or propriety.

  • Pero que idiota, me llamas arrogante por defender a mi gente, que yo sepa eso no es arrogancia; y no me vengas con que es una comedia, me chupa un huevo, es una burla y una demostracion clara del desprecio que tiene esta gente por todo lo que este fuera de las fronteras de su querido pais.

  • Hermano no te enojes. No puede ser que te halla confundido el uso de "K" por "QU", el punto es solo que me entiendas los ke te digo. Tu mismo usas palabras como "vos" y "che", palabras que no son de la lengua hispana, sino adoptadas por la cultura argentina.

  • USA le ha echo mucho daño a Latino America, pero esto es solo un video estupido echo por una par de tipos que no tienen mas nada que hacer. Ultima cosa; disculpa por decir esas cosas sobre argentina y los argentinos, se que son una raza rica en cultura y tierra natal de muchos personajes historicos que le han brindado cosas esenciales a el mundo entero. Paz, esta bien hermano?

  • Raza ? You mean es un pueblo rico ?

  • Tu afirmacion de que el acento que se esta usando es cubano no tiene mas verosimilitud de la que tu falta de criterio le acredita a mi observacion, es obvio que no es un acento bien definido, asi que disculpame por tomarme la libertad de metaforizar el video con fines de demostrar la poca calidad del mismo, imbecil.

  • Yo soy hispano y vivo en America, y soy muy orgulloso de mi raza. Sin embargo, no me molesta que hagan comedias como esta. En este pais se rien de los negros, los blancos, los asiaticos, los del medio oriente, y todos los otros que viven aqui. Deberias ver el programa de Carlos Mencia, el es hispano y se rie de todo el mundo (Es la misma cosa mirandola de otro punto de vista).

  • Antes de llamar ignorante a los demas por favor por lo menos aprende a escribir que la k no se usa como c o qu, infeliz, avos te llamo ignorante; mejor callate que tus argumentos no tienen sentido pibe.

  • What a piece of shit, this guy is just representing the average american citizen...meaning= a stupid and ignorant asshole that doesn't even know that there are other cultures out there besides your own consumist and depraved one. You idiots, if you want to do an impression of an argentinian, you better get out of your tiny little bubble and do it right, you're just doing a poor impression of a mexican guy, you stupid ass.

    PD: SI soy argentino la concha de su madre.

  • ahi esta la mierda otra vez. pero hasta ke nivel llega su arrogancia. No entiendes ke es una comedia, si no te gusta vete a ver otra cosa imbecil. Y si supieras de las diferentes culturas, te darias cuenta ke el acento no es mexicano, es cubano. U are just as close minded as the americans u ridicule.

    PD: Otra Argentino hablando mierda que no sabe

  • it´s only shit!

    idiots!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Not only the accent is not argentinian, the video is simply NOT FUNNY! After reading the comments I watched it to see what was the polemic about.

    Waste of time.

  • stop wining its hillarious

  • damn argentinos writing stupid shit, who gives a fuck if it's not your accent. He's just playing a stereotypical hispanic role and its fucking funny. If you listen carfully he doesn't even speak spanish very well. Negative comments are useless, if you dont like the video, then watch something else. Argentinos incredulos de la mierda

  • wtf is this?

    this isn't even Argentinian accent!!! sounds more like a Caribbean accent.

    not funny just stupid, and humiliating for whoever did this piece of crap video.

  • cuban accent...im puerto rican...

  • el que hizo esto es un nabo si sabe lo que es en argentina,ya que parece que confunde los acentos centroamericanos,ja nabito!!! I say to you "no te tenemos miedo" nabo,si vas a hacer un video sobre argentinos hacelo bien your actor sucks and don´t have anithing argentinian in the speaking language,bye

  • wow good for you no one cares. I though it was funny.

  • Argentineans have Italian accents, NOT Puerto Rican - and they don't dance salsa and say "Pero, pero..." (I lived in Argentina)

  • "Accent is Puerto Rican or Dominican. NOT Argentine."

    that's so true, I'm Argentenian and we have an expressive accent but its not like that, it's more like cocky. But it was funny anyway

  • thats not Argentine at all. wtf.

  • DAMN FUNNY. I'd love to have a drink with that guy, but I don't want to pay for it!

  • hahhahaha dat was sooo funny

  • The spanish bit is hilarious

  • Accent is Puerto Rican or Dominican. NOT Argentine.

  • I agree, that's a Puerto rican accent, I'm from Argentina

  • Come and see Wange the Homo Asian and all his weird ass friends!

  • What's the argentinian saying in spanish to the bartender? Sorry..i dont know spanish like the bartender.jajaja!

  • lol at the bartender.

    the argentinan guy was wearing a hat like che's; nice.

    haha he shat in the bed.

  • baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaadddd

  • Argentinos are perfect for making fun of, but this video is stupid, the accent sounds puerto rican, the stereotypes are unheard of. just stupid.

  • search supdudedood...they are some pretty hilarious videos if you like stupid things...you should comment good or bad

  • bartender is cute

  • this was so funny!

    i love it!

  • I loved that guys. Nice to see some good comedy for a change.

  • OMG, I would have given him a bottle of Jack and a bennie.

  • "She take it in the mouth"

    LMAO!!!!

  • hilarious....OH! and all you morons out there, like Shikady and others, its comedy. get a life and enjoy.

  • booooooring

  • that guy was definetly not from argentina, his accent was more like cuban

  • WTF? Why the fastidious argentinian if the music background and the accent are cuban?.

    The acting is like the guy of SNL does, i don't remember his name, the one who does the LA Talk Show Host, the one who says "I'm Just Kiddin'".

    Anyway. I'm Argentinian, and i wouldn't write about the "greednes", i'd write something about the arrogance or something about the Argentinian's ego.

    Sorry for my crappy English, but you know...i'm argentinian.

  • No te preocupes!! soy argentina también, y vivo en USA. Tomalo con soda, y pensando que mucho tenemos que ver nosotros sobre cómo nos ven la gente de otras nacionalidades. Por otra parte, no te olvides que el americano típico es muy básico (por no decir ignorante), no conoce ni le importa lo que hay más allá de su frontera, y que de allí para abajo, argentinos, cubanos, mejicanos, para ellos son todo la misma cosa.

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  • I dond get why people saying its bad, Its funny! great acting :D pero pero

  • bloody great!!

  • Dumb and boring!!!

  • I want to give my wife a baby..BUT I DONT WANT TO PAY FOR IT!

    LOLOLOL

  • talked about being dumbed down

  • a total disaster