mac is good but i prefer a pc cuz iam a gamer :D and i want all games work on it from release and dont want to wait that they make a mac version 2-3 months later..
its funny cos i have used windows, linux and mac os x (main pc is linux, used to be windows, have a mac mini to play about because i couldnt be bothered to build a hackintosh) so anyway, the mac kernal panicked, and mashed up the filesystem, i had to reinstall. my windows pc did crash occasionally, but not much. however the most my linux one has had is x crashing!
All macs are are a the same as a playstation or Wii, they are only built for a specfic hardware, which is why they are so expensive ( they dont even manufacture their own stuff ). Also, if mac's are so good, why did they nearly go bankroupt and have ibm or microsoft bail them out and own half of the company, so when you buy a mac your really supporting PC anyway haha
Wait till the kernal on a Mac get fucked up.....FAR worse then any BSOD. Hell at least it tells us whats wrong and is easier to resolve. Only lazy, stupid, half-ass dimwit can't resolve a BSOD. As for viruses? Most PC get them from retards using P2P (limewire,bearshare) and downloading illegal shit online.
@IMMartikus liar!!! i have an imac, and it doesnt crash in a year! no kernel panic...and when the beach ball comes, the only thing i have to do is reset the program that crashes, not the computer...try to do it in a pc...or try to make work pro tools 8 in a pc, like my g4, that have 8 years old, and tell me what happens.
yeah it's called Alt+CRTL+Del, ever heard of task manager? oh that's right apple doesn't allow you guys to access your OS and tweak it. Sorry bout that....beach ball.
The blue screen of death? I know what it is, but I swear to you I have never seen it on my computer that I've had since 2005.
There is something I have seen, though. At school, we have Macs, and EVERYONE there is familiar with the "spinny wheel of death." Once that colored pizza thing with the rotating tint appears on a screen, everyone knows to accept that they just lost ALL of their work and move to a new computer.
the "sipinny wheel of death is to mac user's as the spining blue halo on vista to PC users, it appears when the computer is busy doing alot of proceses, the blue screen of death on a PC is the same as a kernel panic on a mac.
I have a Mac Pro (I'm using it right now) and some apps crash for no reason: DVD Player, iTunes and QuickTime. Sometimes, iTunes can't recognize my iPod touch so I have to re-copy iTunesHelper to the startup items and DVD Player and QuickTime always say "xxxxxx has quit unexpectedly".
Still though, a Mac is cool but people who say Macs don't crash are retards.
this is fucking cringe, but you have a good point, if your too stupid to work out how to use a PC then there is something seriously wrong, and i had a mac and once they crash once, even a hard disk format wont do anything
And besides, MacOSX is based on Linux (FreeBSD), which is a PC operating system. You may also note that the processor in your new Mac is Intel (PC) based. PC processor, PC operating system.
a person must be REALLY lame at operating PC to get BSoD every weak O_o
i get one in 4-6 months i guess, and im not really that good in IT, you just have to use common sense and dont do anything stupid like launching three games at once when your PC can only handle one etc. And if i had Mac i dont think i would have Kernel Panic more often (but nor more rare too) then i get BSoD now, but still - the Mac upgrading and gaming problems remain.
linux is a specific group of distributions of freebsd, not what OS X is based on.
as for the words PC they just mean personal computer. all operating systems that operate on a computer used by a person are PC operating systems.
besides from not being a fan of the intel switch, ive seen one kernel panic in my 5 years of owning the current powerbook i have (occured with 50 megs left on the entire internal hard drive while running a backup software server)
If I want a Mac I rather use Linux, it's BETTER then mac, free and offers me mores choices...Oh that's right Linux is UNIX....I wonder where the "terminal" comes from......????
True, however Macs still get the Spinning Beachball of Doom!! Or the equally frustrating "about a minute" screen. Both of these tend to freeze up a Mac which leads to a reboot. When PCs freeze or blue screen, you can open up the case and repair or replace parts. When Macs need upgrades, you have to just throw it away and buy an new one. Talk about convenience!
@mathias921 I'm not arguing. I'm telling you that you're an idiot. Why don't you take a step off of the mac-bashing bandwagon and actually take a look at your computer?
Hmm... Why did that hatred come out of your heart to write that? I have nothing against you or Macs, just thought the video was funny. Anyway, God Bless You! =)
ur a retart mate, macs dont freeze up, programs do, not the OS itself, windows usesrs need to actually RESEARCH macs before they say shit about them u DUMBFUCK!
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because window users are jelous as all hell of macintosh's growing empire, and anyway, ask any mac user and theyll say the same, the OS doesnt crash, programs do, and can be quit easily, and even the OS can be relaunched in a matter of seconds
I use a Mac and my error messages don't look like that. Apart from a couple the rest do look like Windows error messages... what version of Mac OS do your school computers run?
MAC users don't know anything about fun. Talking about viruses. What is one of the worst virus human can get? The HIV of course. And how do you get it? Drugs and Sex... Now that has to be fun. Thus windows must be shit loads of fun.
Isn't it interesting that ALL of the situations in this video are situations that happen when your WINDOWS PC gets a virus? Translation: Windows CANNOT make fun of Mac, because Windows is absolutely disgusting.
All of the error messages and error sounds in this spoof are from Mac OS 7-9. Apple did not start running the switcher ads until Mac OS X was shipping in every new Mac. Mac OS X is rock solid while all Mac OS versions prior to Mac OS X had issues.
It just seems lame to post this spoof when Mac OS X has been mainstream on Macs for over 5 years. Mac OS X is more stable than Windows 95, ME, 2000, XP, and Vista. Mac OS X is also less vulnerable to virus attacks.
linux kicks your sweaty mac ass. and same to the PC users. just cos you gotta know whta your doing doesn't mean it sucks! (btw, stable OS don't mean shit in a world where hardware goes obsolete so fast. every mac user knows that it is only stable on a system with the EXACT specs that it was designed for. linux? not a chance. windows? still no. even the friggin SEGA GENESIS was more upgradeable than a mac
linux is free something free isn't going to be as good what you pay money for is now i guess its okay for servers, but why would i want to use linux for graphics design lol
because you can save system resources depending on your settings and distribution. that by itself should be enough reason for a graphic designer. plus, you can run CAD and photoshop on linux, or, even better, GIMP and BLENDER
when people say 'get a mac because it will also run windows' i just think that its pointless. Want to be able to, play brill games, have millions of software to download and buy and also have a good REAL computer experience etc. Get a microsoft compatible pc! Why would people want to buy a bran new 'Mac' with an OS which nothing runs on? I certainly wouldnt buy a PC off a company with an apple as a logo! Get a PC! in the 1990's PC's were the only thing around and it should be kept that way!
exactly. and also the only way you get viruses on your computer is if you receive it from somewhere else, and then it would be your fault for letting it. you cant just magically "get" viruses, and they arent there to start with.
This was gay considering every one of those sounds and pictures and bars are from fucking Mac. Those things freeze everytime you turn your back. Or even with you looking at it. It's normally when you click save. The Thing can't think straight. Gay computer
sure macs are good but when you think about it do you really need one. sure it makes somethings easier but is it truly worth the extra money. My answer: No! i esven prefer my PS2 to my PS3.
I like Microsoft systems. the less complex something is, the less options. So if you want a family computer for kids, Mac. If you're an Artist, Mac. If anything else, Microsoft. I mean, it's lie they say.
"With microsoft computers, it's so complicated to upgrade. You have to get the RAm and the Video cards and the motherboards... all that nonsense. With Macs it's so easy! You just toss the unti in the trash and get a new one!
If you take care of your PC, it would be quite stable. Just get Zonealarm and AVG on if you want to surf the internet with little or no viruses. Also, Windows is a bit complex for some people, and can be easily f'ed up if you change certain settings. OSX less complex, and because of that is the reason why it crashes less. It gets no viruses because hackers don't bother since Mac users are still a minority, if they become the majority then the same thing WILL happen to Macs IMO.
well, i used PCs for my entire life, i am a geek, so i knew more about them than most people. when i was 13 i tried a Mac and i couldn't stop because i do a lot of video & music stuff, so it was a better choice for me. i lost all the information on my PC because of that stupid blue screen, and it wasn't even connected to the internet. now i use a Mac and it has never crashed. i don't want to yell about it. use a PC if you wanna, use a Mac if you wanna, i just know that i have what i want.
i'm an experianced PC user and i NEVER had the blue screen of death. infact. my comp never had an error that i couldn't fix. most of them it fixed itself. when i saw a mac i seen a girl editing her movie. then the kinds of things that happen in this movie. HAPPENED TO HER!
WARNING: the blue screen only happens to retards. Windows wasn't designed for idiots who are lucky to know english and don't even know what multi tasking is. yet a mac WAS designed for people like that. hence. it doesn't crash. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CRASH IT!
You idiots posting how OSX can't do anything or how "XP SUX" listen up: I run both OSs between parts of my major, and they both run well. Your little dispute is the same as the Democrat vs Republican thing. Aside from various software [in which case substitute programs exist], anything you can download on a PC, you can download on a Mac. Your senseless postings only show you didn't actually know anything about either system before making these stupid comments.
haha I'm a mac user and I thought that was hilarious. And anyone here arguing which is better, can't everyone just agree that macs aren't perfect and neither are PCs; macs do some cool things and PCs do some cool things. Some people prefer macs and some people prefer PCs. End of discussion?
I love macs and yes, those unstable errors are from years ago, apple is way better now. Also i think the messages are funny even though they are anti mac.
Wow all those sound effects come from the crappy macs, buuuut no one really craps on the good ones now do they. God I hate some people who know nothing of computers.
well i've a pitiful 2ghz celeron and 256 ram, with a shared graphics card, but e-machines build quality keeps it chugging along nicely :D all the family stuff on it and not even backed up!
I used the hardware compatibility list when I built my machine, have a hardware firewall, virus scan, and I don't the freeware crap on the internet. No viruses and only thing to crash to desktop has been from buggy games ie LOMAC
I've been using a PMac G5 for 3 years now and i've only had 1 crash, and it was due to a shareware software, i agree with you OSX runs pretty smoothly.
Blue screen of death: This is not in Windows XP, well not the TRUE blue screen. This got replaced with the "program not responding, end now" message.
Viruses, spyware and malware: Windows and Mac OS run completly differently (which is why you can't use software on both). The same is for viruses. There arn't any viruses for Macs because no one wants to make them.
you only get viruses on windows if you download things that you shouldn't while looking for something you want. You can't get viruses on MAC, because you CAN'T FIND ANYTHING YOU WANT!
There is no one around using macs that would want to make a virus and fuck it up more than it already is. Virus scan! ha! I haven't gotten a virus in years.
Plus, if you don't know how to delete a virus with the virus scanner that 99% of all PCs come with (McAfee, Norton, etc.), you do not deserve technology. Go back to a fucking typewriter.
I have had 12 computers in the past 10 years, including laptops, custom PCs, a pc for each person in the household. Not ONCE have I had to switch out the motherboard. 10 years, no motherboard switch. And do you even fucking KNOW what a motherboard is?
Yeah but you don't have to replace the motherboard 50 times in 3 years with a Mac. So in the long run a Mac is worth the money. Oh yeah plus were aren't malware prone either.
Yea but atleast you can upgrade a pc, with a mac you just throw it away and go buy another one. Replace motherboards? Im guessing your the idiot that repaced it 50 times in 3 years....sad sad man, did you have an emachnies?!? cuz those suck.
Nor do you have to replace PC motherboards that much either. But when you want to replace a MAC motherboard, you have to spend 2000 damn bucks. For a PC, it's 200.
WHY MACS SUCK: 1. Where is the disk eject? 2. They only have one mouse button, less productivity. 3. Where are the function (F1, F2, etc.) buttons? 4. They are slower than a snail, and might lose to one in a race. 5. Only Macintosh makes the software.
If E-Machines tells you to go fuck yourself, you pretty much should avoid computers forever.
RGDcommentnode 3 months ago
My Intel macbook crashed all the time before I spilled pepsi on it and sold it on ebay.
Arkhandroid 9 months ago
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LuigiMario98982 11 months ago
Out of over 10 machines, I only have two that cannot read an optical disc - an Xbox 360 and an iMac.
jimbeartn 11 months ago
mac is good but i prefer a pc cuz iam a gamer :D and i want all games work on it from release and dont want to wait that they make a mac version 2-3 months later..
ah and most old games dont work on mac
TumaszPhilip 1 year ago
"it doesnt crash, i dont have the blue screen of death anymore..." Yeah but you got the kernel panic. hehe :P
mkdsuser 1 year ago
Macs are crash, They display kernel panic!
tweetyaja 1 year ago
its funny cos i have used windows, linux and mac os x (main pc is linux, used to be windows, have a mac mini to play about because i couldnt be bothered to build a hackintosh) so anyway, the mac kernal panicked, and mashed up the filesystem, i had to reinstall. my windows pc did crash occasionally, but not much. however the most my linux one has had is x crashing!
lowtone10 1 year ago
those alerts ruined it
nicky9599 1 year ago
@nicky9599 That's the joke, they say Macs never crash...but they do, and it is showcased here
LuigiMario98982 11 months ago
All macs are are a the same as a playstation or Wii, they are only built for a specfic hardware, which is why they are so expensive ( they dont even manufacture their own stuff ). Also, if mac's are so good, why did they nearly go bankroupt and have ibm or microsoft bail them out and own half of the company, so when you buy a mac your really supporting PC anyway haha
dougy203 1 year ago
Dude grabbed old OS9 screen shots. I've had 2 macs in the last 10 years and neither has crashed, ever.
scottskitchen 1 year ago
Sweet!!
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all the best to everyone
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SteveandBill 2 years ago
Wait till the kernal on a Mac get fucked up.....FAR worse then any BSOD. Hell at least it tells us whats wrong and is easier to resolve. Only lazy, stupid, half-ass dimwit can't resolve a BSOD. As for viruses? Most PC get them from retards using P2P (limewire,bearshare) and downloading illegal shit online.
Vargas1349 2 years ago
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IMMartikus 2 years ago
@IMMartikus liar!!! i have an imac, and it doesnt crash in a year! no kernel panic...and when the beach ball comes, the only thing i have to do is reset the program that crashes, not the computer...try to do it in a pc...or try to make work pro tools 8 in a pc, like my g4, that have 8 years old, and tell me what happens.
MrCrazytub 2 years ago
yeah it's called Alt+CRTL+Del, ever heard of task manager? oh that's right apple doesn't allow you guys to access your OS and tweak it. Sorry bout that....beach ball.
Vargas1349 2 years ago
have you ever heard of option-command-escape, does the same thing.
Alek2407 2 years ago
From CNET
February 18, 2010 1:50 PM PST
Malware crashed systems during Windows security updates
February 17, 2010 6:59 PM PST
Zeus Trojan found on 74,000 PCs in global botnet
Uh you see a pattern here, bud!
scottskitchen 1 year ago
Also, your computer will never lie to you, or keep threats and failures a secret.
It got a problem, it'll tell you and guide you through the problem
Snowdemoman 2 years ago
Uhmmm....
What you see in this video is gaytards making fucks on the PC, downloading virusses and making videos of it.
By the way, a (REAL) PC doesn't have an anus!
Snowdemoman 2 years ago
r u a moron... this guy is making fun of macs who are making fun of PC's...
Tarquinius999 2 years ago
I dont recon any PC fucks with MAC videos
Snowdemoman 2 years ago
KERNEL PANIC!!!!!!! can be worse than the BSOD... just saying.
twoods450 2 years ago 2
its not really death... you just reboot it?
ZodiacMooveez 2 years ago
lolololol this made me laugh so much :D
thewizardofrhythm 2 years ago
You forgot the spinning wheel of tardation, I fuckin' hate that thing.
thetonebox 2 years ago 2
The blue screen of death? I know what it is, but I swear to you I have never seen it on my computer that I've had since 2005.
There is something I have seen, though. At school, we have Macs, and EVERYONE there is familiar with the "spinny wheel of death." Once that colored pizza thing with the rotating tint appears on a screen, everyone knows to accept that they just lost ALL of their work and move to a new computer.
matt56037 2 years ago 2
I know what your talking about its just loading usually doesn't take long and its no big deal unless your talking about something else.
callmeLilSparky 2 years ago
the "sipinny wheel of death is to mac user's as the spining blue halo on vista to PC users, it appears when the computer is busy doing alot of proceses, the blue screen of death on a PC is the same as a kernel panic on a mac.
cavalierblue 2 years ago
ive had my pc for bout 3 years its only crashed once... of course during an important project but its very reliable
with tht said i dont feel the need to hate on mac users just because they have a different computer
make love not war
TheAjentJ 3 years ago 2
I have a Mac Pro (I'm using it right now) and some apps crash for no reason: DVD Player, iTunes and QuickTime. Sometimes, iTunes can't recognize my iPod touch so I have to re-copy iTunesHelper to the startup items and DVD Player and QuickTime always say "xxxxxx has quit unexpectedly".
Still though, a Mac is cool but people who say Macs don't crash are retards.
avivthebest 3 years ago 13
hahah, this is great !
nice video
Svjatogor 3 years ago
this is fucking cringe, but you have a good point, if your too stupid to work out how to use a PC then there is something seriously wrong, and i had a mac and once they crash once, even a hard disk format wont do anything
bradellacott 3 years ago
haha this made me laugh!! but i love macs! they rock! lol
StabbotProductions 3 years ago
See what's funny is that errors like that are EXACTLY why I don't buy PC's.
This doesn't happen on Macs.
PolysaturatedFat 3 years ago
Total bullshit. Two words: KERNEL PANIC.
And besides, MacOSX is based on Linux (FreeBSD), which is a PC operating system. You may also note that the processor in your new Mac is Intel (PC) based. PC processor, PC operating system.
Mac snobs hate that.
Whosyourdaddy.
JackBauerUSA1 3 years ago
It's not like it happens every week like the BSoD. Kernel panics are very rare.
HiLeonardo 3 years ago
a person must be REALLY lame at operating PC to get BSoD every weak O_o
i get one in 4-6 months i guess, and im not really that good in IT, you just have to use common sense and dont do anything stupid like launching three games at once when your PC can only handle one etc. And if i had Mac i dont think i would have Kernel Panic more often (but nor more rare too) then i get BSoD now, but still - the Mac upgrading and gaming problems remain.
mikfox74 2 years ago
Also i never had any problems with PC which couldnt be fixed by format C:/
excluding the hardware problems - but in that case i can just open the box and replace broken hardware with new one and im good to go again.
Also, i see "for Mac users" patches and different "problems with using on Mac" related topics on forums much more often then related to PC.
(sorry for my english, it's not my native language, but im working on improving it, hope everything i said is understandable)
mikfox74 2 years ago
linux is a specific group of distributions of freebsd, not what OS X is based on.
as for the words PC they just mean personal computer. all operating systems that operate on a computer used by a person are PC operating systems.
besides from not being a fan of the intel switch, ive seen one kernel panic in my 5 years of owning the current powerbook i have (occured with 50 megs left on the entire internal hard drive while running a backup software server)
Kippest 3 years ago
OS X is based somewhat on FreeBSD, but FreeBSD is different from Linux.
OS X uses the Darwin kernel, not the Linux kernel.
"PC processor, PC operating system."
PC stands from Personal Computer. Macs have always been PCs.
cyborgtroy 2 years ago 2
If I want a Mac I rather use Linux, it's BETTER then mac, free and offers me mores choices...Oh that's right Linux is UNIX....I wonder where the "terminal" comes from......????
Windows > Linux>>>>>>>>>>>Mac.....maybe
Vargas1349 2 years ago
cool story bro
mohaas05 2 years ago
Great
calebdane10 3 years ago
It used to be on the Red vs. Blue, but if I find it elsewhere I'll let you know.
jschlar 3 years ago
Man, Bill Gates screwed you PC users right up the ass and took your money all the way to the bank.
ewetubeviewer 3 years ago
Man, Steve Jobs brainwashed you and made you arrogant.
sirdoccy 3 years ago 3
I bet you got pictures of Steve jobs all over your room.
Vargas1349 2 years ago
He's right, I have been using a Mac for over 2 years, never had any blue screens (Kernel Panics)
Just another reason to get a Mac.
holdenc16 3 years ago
True, however Macs still get the Spinning Beachball of Doom!! Or the equally frustrating "about a minute" screen. Both of these tend to freeze up a Mac which leads to a reboot. When PCs freeze or blue screen, you can open up the case and repair or replace parts. When Macs need upgrades, you have to just throw it away and buy an new one. Talk about convenience!
jschlar 3 years ago 9
@jschlar i want a mac that when it spins for more then one minute it play "you spin me right round"
3fan123 1 year ago
@jschlar really, ive had a mac since 2004 never happend to me
360ownez 1 year ago
@jschlar
You're the man -> indeed, why spend a fortune of a mac,
when you actually only needed to replace one part.
In short - MACs are for rich losers.
mathias921 10 months ago
@mathias921 You can replace parts in a mac if you're not a complete idiot. I doubt you've ever opened up your computer anyways.
colberrrt 10 months ago
@colberrrt
I don't have the time nor the strength to argue with
''another completely ignorant American'' MAC-fag.
mathias921 10 months ago
@mathias921 I'm not arguing. I'm telling you that you're an idiot. Why don't you take a step off of the mac-bashing bandwagon and actually take a look at your computer?
colberrrt 10 months ago
@jschlar Buy a new one? I still use a G4 from 2002!
flux46 9 months ago
@holdenc16
Mac's crash all the time if you actually use them.
6thCreated 1 year ago
@holdenc16 cuz macs dont have a blue screen! :) use PC for over 11 years, never had a blue screen, so why buy overpriced mac?
TheVladimus 1 year ago
@holdenc16 I've had a PC forever and never had a blue screen. You're doing it wrong.
CannibalTr0ll 11 months ago
@holdenc16 haven't gotten blue screens for over 4 to 3 years now and i use a pc. Learn how to use your machines properly.
blakan3 6 months ago
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jschlar is addicted to sucking off Bill Gate's Micro Soft member. Fuck you jschlar. Get cancer!
Balldez 3 years ago
Hmm... Why did that hatred come out of your heart to write that? I have nothing against you or Macs, just thought the video was funny. Anyway, God Bless You! =)
jschlar 3 years ago 8
you are the fuckin' man for not bashing that guy.
kudos to you man.
bechrisle 3 years ago
ALERT I AM A FUCKTARD!
lmfao that cracked me up so much
taranchula97 3 years ago
LOL
great vid!
B757204 3 years ago 3
Wtf was this?
792218005 3 years ago
i couldnt find the "any" key, and E-Machines told me to go fuck myself.
LMFAO!
HitmanAddict 3 years ago 14
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Halterung01 3 years ago
qua qua qua qua qua!
pressplay20 3 years ago
Whatever... use Ubuntu.
busyjaymz 4 years ago
Nah, I'm not into Pokemon.
halcyonyear 4 years ago
ur a retart mate, macs dont freeze up, programs do, not the OS itself, windows usesrs need to actually RESEARCH macs before they say shit about them u DUMBFUCK!
loftsy69 4 years ago
why do you assume that this comes from the windows community or a windows user?
baskoffie 4 years ago
loftsy69
baskoffie 4 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
because window users are jelous as all hell of macintosh's growing empire, and anyway, ask any mac user and theyll say the same, the OS doesnt crash, programs do, and can be quit easily, and even the OS can be relaunched in a matter of seconds
loftsy69 4 years ago
LOL.. this guy cracks me up.
SmartCo0kie 4 years ago 3
pcs dont frezze neither their programs due, tart
kotwicki90 3 years ago
lol
hahayoudied123 4 years ago
brilliance!
KFS67 4 years ago
12. The Atari had better games. --You can download many games from apple's site, many including PC games.
13. Microsoft's chairman, Bill Gates, is very public, who the heck is Mac's chairman.-- Steve Jobs
14. Formatting a disk takes up half of its space. Use a Jump Drive
Mbova11 4 years ago
9. They're not IBM compatible.--IBM is not even in business anymore.
10. They're made by the same people that made the apple IIe.--So...
11. They're not quite as powerful as a Commodore or Tandy.--Not Quite, meaning they are still powerful, no?
Mbova11 4 years ago
5. Only Macintosh makes the software.--A lot of companies make Mac or PC software.
6. No real multi-tasking.--With Leopard, you are able to switch between different tasks.
7. Real men use DOSThe Mac OS Sucks!!!--This is not a good reason.
8. Your system has crashed, what do you do now (without the backup (DOS))--Time line on Leopard saves your history for you automatically.
Mbova11 4 years ago
So you posted why Macs suck...Ok..
1. Where is the disk eject?--Upper right corner
2. They only have one mouse button, less productivity.--Command click.
3. Where are the function (F1, F2, etc.) buttons?--they're there...they brighten the screen, adjust the volume, and number lock.
4. They are slower than a snail, and might lose to one in a race.--mine's faster than our family's Dell.
Mbova11 4 years ago
This is definitely the best fucking ad parody I've ever seen.
lightspeed300 4 years ago
hahahaahahahhaahahh!!!!!
I'm still laughing!!!
Thsnickaman 4 years ago
boring~
heami922 4 years ago
But those are Windows error messages...
kimseokju 4 years ago
No they're not. I use a mac at school and those look like mac error messages
EHeroFlareNeos 4 years ago
I use a Mac and my error messages don't look like that. Apart from a couple the rest do look like Windows error messages... what version of Mac OS do your school computers run?
kimseokju 4 years ago
Mac OS X, from a few years ago
EHeroFlareNeos 4 years ago
os 9
peterpowell 4 years ago
did they air this commercial?
willie498 4 years ago
What the hell do you think? of course they didnt
Defunkt25 4 years ago
jsut wondering, gosh!
willie498 4 years ago
thats fuckin hilarious
willie498 4 years ago
lol tgi fridays
77XxiWiLloWnYoUxX77 4 years ago
There may not be any Blue Screen of Death, but there is the Spinny Wheel of Doom!
jillybean233 4 years ago
Macs dont get a BSOD but if you r'readin this y you r'a mac user you sure will remember the spinning ait cursor of death
RHCA1 4 years ago
Omg im tired of it people. look! PC MOVIE AUDIO GAMES
MAC MOVIE AUDIO
BOOTCAMP MY ASS YOU HAVE TO COPY US TO BE AS GOOD SO FACE IT DIPTARDS Apple is gay
dark123z 4 years ago
MAC users don't know anything about fun. Talking about viruses. What is one of the worst virus human can get? The HIV of course. And how do you get it? Drugs and Sex... Now that has to be fun. Thus windows must be shit loads of fun.
kovalakix 4 years ago
Isn't it interesting that ALL of the situations in this video are situations that happen when your WINDOWS PC gets a virus? Translation: Windows CANNOT make fun of Mac, because Windows is absolutely disgusting.
PolysaturatedFat 4 years ago
amen.
intarwebzz 4 years ago
your right apple is much better my macs have never crashed and been using them since 1998
Rjnicko 4 years ago
All of the error messages and error sounds in this spoof are from Mac OS 7-9. Apple did not start running the switcher ads until Mac OS X was shipping in every new Mac. Mac OS X is rock solid while all Mac OS versions prior to Mac OS X had issues.
It just seems lame to post this spoof when Mac OS X has been mainstream on Macs for over 5 years. Mac OS X is more stable than Windows 95, ME, 2000, XP, and Vista. Mac OS X is also less vulnerable to virus attacks.
Get a grip!
cgrscott 4 years ago
linux kicks your sweaty mac ass. and same to the PC users. just cos you gotta know whta your doing doesn't mean it sucks! (btw, stable OS don't mean shit in a world where hardware goes obsolete so fast. every mac user knows that it is only stable on a system with the EXACT specs that it was designed for. linux? not a chance. windows? still no. even the friggin SEGA GENESIS was more upgradeable than a mac
borandosthered 4 years ago
OMG, Finally someone in here with half a clue. Upgrade a PC.. buy the hardware that comes with a driver disk that is written for PC. install
Upgrade a Mac... Buy a new Mac. ... and you say I waiste money on my PC
jsquirl79 4 years ago
linux is free something free isn't going to be as good what you pay money for is now i guess its okay for servers, but why would i want to use linux for graphics design lol
Rjnicko 4 years ago
because you can save system resources depending on your settings and distribution. that by itself should be enough reason for a graphic designer. plus, you can run CAD and photoshop on linux, or, even better, GIMP and BLENDER
borandosthered 4 years ago
but it looks UGLY it makes a good kernel, but no one in my school has heard of linux i Use OS X but i would linux is as stable just not as attractive
Rjnicko 4 years ago
gimp is not better than photoshop
Rjnicko 4 years ago
its free and open source, so it's better in my book
borandosthered 4 years ago
i pay £1000 for photoshop CS3 cos i'm a graphics student and your telling me an adobe product is no good lol
Rjnicko 4 years ago
yup.
borandosthered 4 years ago
obviously your PC can't run photoshop
Rjnicko 4 years ago
Ahahaha.
Inv4d3rG1R 4 years ago
when people say 'get a mac because it will also run windows' i just think that its pointless. Want to be able to, play brill games, have millions of software to download and buy and also have a good REAL computer experience etc. Get a microsoft compatible pc! Why would people want to buy a bran new 'Mac' with an OS which nothing runs on? I certainly wouldnt buy a PC off a company with an apple as a logo! Get a PC! in the 1990's PC's were the only thing around and it should be kept that way!
jdcresswell 4 years ago
Yeah! Lets waste our money and get a PC that gets shit tons of viruses on it and fucks up.
XxOneManRiotxx 4 years ago
exactly. and also the only way you get viruses on your computer is if you receive it from somewhere else, and then it would be your fault for letting it. you cant just magically "get" viruses, and they arent there to start with.
Vulcan55 4 years ago
i don't have the blue screen of death anymore..
but i've got lot of other problems!!
AndreaFranchitti 4 years ago
This was gay considering every one of those sounds and pictures and bars are from fucking Mac. Those things freeze everytime you turn your back. Or even with you looking at it. It's normally when you click save. The Thing can't think straight. Gay computer
drfrallew 4 years ago
well that was a big pile of shit...
stickhrk 4 years ago
CRAP!
william2003306 4 years ago
sure macs are good but when you think about it do you really need one. sure it makes somethings easier but is it truly worth the extra money. My answer: No! i esven prefer my PS2 to my PS3.
crapisgood 4 years ago
for me, mac can crash too, when it crash it display kernel panic, some time grey trap screen, for windows 9x/nt, it will have blue screen
josephtan1818 4 years ago
I like Microsoft systems. the less complex something is, the less options. So if you want a family computer for kids, Mac. If you're an Artist, Mac. If anything else, Microsoft. I mean, it's lie they say.
"With microsoft computers, it's so complicated to upgrade. You have to get the RAm and the Video cards and the motherboards... all that nonsense. With Macs it's so easy! You just toss the unti in the trash and get a new one!
Nanzimus 4 years ago
So true... So true
drfrallew 4 years ago
pretty funny
armpitdew 4 years ago
Once you go Mac you never go back
voyager1985 4 years ago
The last time my PC crashed was a few months ago... and it wasn't serious. I rarely have trouble with it. Don't think I'll be switching then! :)
shleedance 4 years ago
i swiched to an imac im glad i switched
voyager1985 4 years ago
Good for you. But a computer is a computer to my eyes, all I care is that it does the job... and my PC does that quite fine. :)
And yes I've tried a Mac, they're aright but I wouldn't say there's anything special about them.
shleedance 4 years ago
well i used to have a gateway before this and it served its purpose untill i put into retirement i got the thing in 1999 and lasted me to 2005
voyager1985 4 years ago
If you take care of your PC, it would be quite stable. Just get Zonealarm and AVG on if you want to surf the internet with little or no viruses. Also, Windows is a bit complex for some people, and can be easily f'ed up if you change certain settings. OSX less complex, and because of that is the reason why it crashes less. It gets no viruses because hackers don't bother since Mac users are still a minority, if they become the majority then the same thing WILL happen to Macs IMO.
shleedance 4 years ago
where can I get this music from?
kylesaric 4 years ago
3 years running PowerBook G4, not once has it crashed
ntlc23 4 years ago
well, i used PCs for my entire life, i am a geek, so i knew more about them than most people. when i was 13 i tried a Mac and i couldn't stop because i do a lot of video & music stuff, so it was a better choice for me. i lost all the information on my PC because of that stupid blue screen, and it wasn't even connected to the internet. now i use a Mac and it has never crashed. i don't want to yell about it. use a PC if you wanna, use a Mac if you wanna, i just know that i have what i want.
joshwhatk 4 years ago
i'm an experianced PC user and i NEVER had the blue screen of death. infact. my comp never had an error that i couldn't fix. most of them it fixed itself. when i saw a mac i seen a girl editing her movie. then the kinds of things that happen in this movie. HAPPENED TO HER!
asedtf 4 years ago
just makes the blue screen seem like bliss
WARNING: the blue screen only happens to retards. Windows wasn't designed for idiots who are lucky to know english and don't even know what multi tasking is. yet a mac WAS designed for people like that. hence. it doesn't crash. BECAUSE THEY CAN'T CRASH IT!
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asedtf 4 years ago
so funny I got to watch it many times before my mac crashed ;)
monzee2005 4 years ago
crash free mac owner for 8 months no crashing but that was hilarious (my little sisters go to you tube also so im gonna have to flag this one though)
alexberish 4 years ago
this is one of the best parody ads out there.
"I eat babies they are tasty" :)
Binicula 5 years ago
my mac is perfect man!
Sokwy 5 years ago
My Mac doesn't crash.
videoCWK 5 years ago
Poor Pa- *Random stuff happends*
Xampl3 5 years ago
I wish I had a Mac. Even though mine hasn't Cra-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a-a-aa--a-a-a-a-a-a-aa!!
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Xampl3 5 years ago
sorry for the above message, my mac shutdown halfway through typing the messa
slartibartfast69 5 years ago
I may be a Mac lover, but that was still funny.
videoCWK 5 years ago
i'm using a mac right now and it's really stable and never crrrrrr
slartibartfast69 5 years ago
Okay so here we go, to end it all.
Macs: CAn't right click
XP: Isn't artistically inclined at all
Solution? Run linux with ports of photoshop and pirate MS office. sounds good to me!
tiredtendencies 5 years ago
You idiots posting how OSX can't do anything or how "XP SUX" listen up: I run both OSs between parts of my major, and they both run well. Your little dispute is the same as the Democrat vs Republican thing. Aside from various software [in which case substitute programs exist], anything you can download on a PC, you can download on a Mac. Your senseless postings only show you didn't actually know anything about either system before making these stupid comments.
NishotheRunemage 5 years ago
haha I'm a mac user and I thought that was hilarious. And anyone here arguing which is better, can't everyone just agree that macs aren't perfect and neither are PCs; macs do some cool things and PCs do some cool things. Some people prefer macs and some people prefer PCs. End of discussion?
matt5413 5 years ago
I love macs and yes, those unstable errors are from years ago, apple is way better now. Also i think the messages are funny even though they are anti mac.
Druaga1 5 years ago
Wow all those sound effects come from the crappy macs, buuuut no one really craps on the good ones now do they. God I hate some people who know nothing of computers.
kilfer 5 years ago
e-machines rock.
deed02392 5 years ago
Same with me. I have alot of files on my E-Machine, and it still runs real fast.
Xampl3 5 years ago
exactly, someone knows what i mean! ;-D
deed02392 5 years ago
Plus, I have a AMD 64 Athlon on my computer.
Xampl3 5 years ago
well i've a pitiful 2ghz celeron and 256 ram, with a shared graphics card, but e-machines build quality keeps it chugging along nicely :D all the family stuff on it and not even backed up!
deed02392 5 years ago
I used the hardware compatibility list when I built my machine, have a hardware firewall, virus scan, and I don't the freeware crap on the internet. No viruses and only thing to crash to desktop has been from buggy games ie LOMAC
jster22 5 years ago
Since Apple upgraded to version 10, I have not seen it crash once... ever. Older Mac OSes weren't quite as stable, but this is now extremely dated.
Fraghappy77 5 years ago
I've been using a PMac G5 for 3 years now and i've only had 1 crash, and it was due to a shareware software, i agree with you OSX runs pretty smoothly.
agutierrez20 5 years ago
Blue screen of death: This is not in Windows XP, well not the TRUE blue screen. This got replaced with the "program not responding, end now" message.
Viruses, spyware and malware: Windows and Mac OS run completly differently (which is why you can't use software on both). The same is for viruses. There arn't any viruses for Macs because no one wants to make them.
VampiricNinja 5 years ago
you only get viruses on windows if you download things that you shouldn't while looking for something you want. You can't get viruses on MAC, because you CAN'T FIND ANYTHING YOU WANT!
mcslug 5 years ago
yes I do know what a motherboard is. atleast we don't have to use virus scan all the time to get rid of none of the viruses we get...
Rekondite 5 years ago
thats because no one wants to fuck up a mac more than it already is
downwefall08 5 years ago
There is no one around using macs that would want to make a virus and fuck it up more than it already is. Virus scan! ha! I haven't gotten a virus in years.
quietfiasco 5 years ago
lol thats why nobody uses Mac OS 8 anymore
iPodMan 5 years ago
Plus, if you don't know how to delete a virus with the virus scanner that 99% of all PCs come with (McAfee, Norton, etc.), you do not deserve technology. Go back to a fucking typewriter.
soadrocker856 5 years ago
Rekondite - Failometer?: [|||||||||-] 96.4%
I have had 12 computers in the past 10 years, including laptops, custom PCs, a pc for each person in the household. Not ONCE have I had to switch out the motherboard. 10 years, no motherboard switch. And do you even fucking KNOW what a motherboard is?
soadrocker856 5 years ago
Yeah but you don't have to replace the motherboard 50 times in 3 years with a Mac. So in the long run a Mac is worth the money. Oh yeah plus were aren't malware prone either.
Rekondite 5 years ago
Yea but atleast you can upgrade a pc, with a mac you just throw it away and go buy another one. Replace motherboards? Im guessing your the idiot that repaced it 50 times in 3 years....sad sad man, did you have an emachnies?!? cuz those suck.
quietfiasco 5 years ago
Nor do you have to replace PC motherboards that much either. But when you want to replace a MAC motherboard, you have to spend 2000 damn bucks. For a PC, it's 200.
martysmith76 5 years ago
XD This was Priceless!
Karunarotsu 5 years ago
dude, you are awesome....
f1nalfantasy 5 years ago
Aw, shucks... :P
vividlypathetic 5 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
f1nalfantasy 5 years ago
http://www.grotto11.com/blog/archive/1045763753.shtml
06james 5 years ago
WHY MACS SUCK: 1. Where is the disk eject? 2. They only have one mouse button, less productivity. 3. Where are the function (F1, F2, etc.) buttons? 4. They are slower than a snail, and might lose to one in a race. 5. Only Macintosh makes the software.
jschlar 5 years ago