Why Twilight SUCKS!!!

[skershaw2000]

and yet another boring moron who thinks they will be discovered from Youtube with the "Im fed up with it, no nonsense screaming, force hand gestures, desperate and delusion in thinking people are finding him funny" routine... this is so trite now. To add insult to injury its someone that will never make it due to his bad speaking voice, extremely unattractive appearance and absence of clever wit... the twit actually looks like a hillbilly with his out of date clothing and that silly pony tail

[HyperMoeMan]

its two obviously gay dudes pretending to fight over a cardboard cutout of a girl. if edward sparkled any more he could wear a purse and be (please dont hate me for this) FABULOUS!

[specops987]

press 4 ,5 , 7 , and 9 lololol

[specops987]

LOLOLOLOL PUT THE TRANSCRIBE AUDIO ON THE LOLOL PRESS THE CC BUTTON AND CLICK ON TRANSCRIBE AUDIO AND CLICK OK IT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[MrDestructor101]

Pixar made the movie Up, and in the first 15-20 minutes or so, managed to make a better love story than the entire twilight series.

[thewhackedsack]

mexican you say. do you enjoy youre life.

[bladejoona]

HP > TWiLight

[Dibujoton88]

@bladejoona LOTR>Narnia>HP>His Dark materials>Percy Jackson>Eragon>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>­Twilight

Conan The Barbarian> Forever alone

[jeffhardy123877]

I think the first one was decent!I haven't watched the following movies tho!

[DeadlyDinosuar]

True men dont sparkle

[ImaCowfreak]

i mean underworld

[ImaCowfreak]

i saw the new ubnderworld 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000 times better then that twilight stuff :P

[PlacieLover]

Two things I don't understand :

1. Why are Twilight fans watching a video named "Why Twilight sucks"?

and

2. Why are there so many people fighting in the comments?

I myself don't like the movies,haven't read the books but am still thinking that depends on taste. Why would someone go through the trouble of arguing over their taste in comments? And let's not forget - comments are to express what you thought of the video,not fight over general opinions regarding the theme...

☮

[MsMyriamB]

you need help ! O.o

[AtomosKalumet]

Since Jacob is acting like a girl through the book, he's a bitch(a bitch is a female dog)!

[laketha1]

@BellaVooith8990, the Twilight saga is terrible on all levels. The characters are one dimensional, this "author's" abuse of a thesaurus is quite obvious, there's is basically no plot to speak of and the author set up a disturbing, sick and abusive (i.e. Edward/Bella) as something to aspire to. Twilight is not beyond anyone's grasp. Most people understand exactly what Twilight is and it is garbage. Still can't believe this Meyers lady has a degree in English.

[FilipinorenderHD]

i would be a rambo, the guy has a machine gun and save people rather than fucking gay fangs bullshit!

[BionicleNocturn]

@VividVideos200 You do know he is stereotyping that all vampires are bats. And a wolf is a wild dog.and if you like twilight so much then why are you watching the video?? Fucking fans are retarded

[BellaVooith8990]

I think that Twilight is just beyond some's grasp, not because of idiocy but simply because it changes the perception on vampires. Looking above the literary differences, the fact that every author who writes about a myth make it different in their own way makes the books quite witty. Meyer touches on the old myths and how they can be explained. Meyer leaves some to be desired, but the story line is good. I still prefer The Hunger Games.. much more death and frankly reality.

[TheOfficialiKON]

@BellaVooith8990 No, you're just over analyzing it, the whole reason about it was.. she wasn't getting anything good in bed.. she got horny.. and wanted to ruin the Vampire and Werewolf Genre

[godsplayingfield]

@BellaVooith8990 erm no... i understand it perfectly. it's a vampire romance. fine, fair enough. the reason why it's hated so much is because it ruins vampires (the fangirls are also part of the problem) for a start, Vampires shouldnt sparkle. they should burn and die in the sun. Bella is purely trying to have sex, no real love in it. if you want realism towards vampires, read DarrenShan. it takes the myths in a new way without ruining it. would say more, but the letter limit.

[vampiresbloodbath]

@godsplayingfield

that's so true.

[AmyKaulitzTheRugrat]

@VividVideos200 You-are-officially-retarded. Go and Read some Anne Rice, she writes books about REAL vampires! He knows about the Teams you retarded Twilight fans make like everyone else, because it's the most retarded thing you Toilet fans ever made. You know what? I'M TEAM BUFFY, BITCHES! MURDER THOSE FAIRIES! EVEN ROBERT PATTINSON HATES TWILIGHT!!!

[key099able]

my sister think twilight is good and hates my little pony friendship is magic (shes 11), what a bitch

[VividVideos200]

DUDE LMFAO your retarded. Edward doesnt turn into a bat and Jacob dont turn into no fuckin dog lmfao. And his name is Edward cuz thats an old time name and theyve been around for centuries. I read all 4 books (Breaking Dawn is DA BEST!) and Stephanie Myers (The original author) Is AMAZING. Oh yeah, and if you hate it so much, why do you know everything about it? #TeamEdward! #TeamJacob #VampWolf

[DJParkesie959II]

@VividVideos200 : He is being sarcastic in a slightly litterate sense, duh.

[WhatTheDuckGaming]

@DJParkesie959II I can't believe Vivid could be sostupid to take him literal with 'bat' and 'dog' but it's not sarcasm xD It's use of metaphors

[WASPTexas]

@VividVideos200

Hello troll.

What was that?? You're actually serious??

Holy shit are you in trouble in your sad life then.

[crmidnight17]

@VividVideos200

Shut the fuck up with that fangirl shit. You love Twilight so much, why are you wasting your time with this video? In case you didn't notice, he's explaining why Twlight SUCKS, not discussing his heart-warmed feelings on it like you emo fags do at your book club meetings. Get real... Shit it a disgrace to Vampires and Werewolves everywhere!

[Jsidhu762]

1:43 is where I start laughing hysterically.

[smashy32]

EDWARD DOES NO TURN INTO A BAT

[TheAnimefreak215]

my sister says edward is retarded fairy who thinks hes a vampire but i have 12 posters 2 action fiquires  TEAM JACOB

[critiqual009]

for a white guy, you speak like a brotha'

[enarus123]

666 dislikes?? you evil mother fuckeers

[TheBalxer]

lolz obz did you actually WATCH THAT SHIT!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? how do you know the plot?

[BCete]

666 dislikes....THEY ARE EVIL! O_O

[TheMuz11]

Die Edward oh wait still I'm a actual person not an English emo bat

[scottytweedieprank]

omg i cried because it was so funny

[MrHaloreachbungie]

thts weird i think the devils coming because the dislikes is 666 O.o

[MrMure97]

Guys, i just hate the fuckin' Twilight movies, but have you ever read the books? The books are pretty good, and in the books IT DOESNT WRITES THAT EDWARD FUCKIN SHINES. The movies suck.

[ImNicoleBee]

why is he screaming...?

[dave01123]

Daybreakers has real vampires....Blade has REAL vampires....but twilight...IS AN EMBARESMENT TO VAMPIRES EVERYWERE, SHIT EVEN THE COUNT FROM SESAME STREET IS MORE OF A VAMPIRE THEN THAT SAD EXCUSE PUSSY GO GO DANCER EDWARD, HE NEEDS TO BE HUNG FROM A TREE BY WHATEVER BALLS HE HAS LEFT AND THE FEMININE BULLSHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM AND ALL THE REST TWILIGHT FANBITCHES!!

[Andr286]

ROFLFMAO, this guy is so hilarious as hell, he should deserve a place as a stand-up comedian.

THUMBS UP!!! =D

[Raven1872]

I just love your video! I totally agree with you ;)

[HawgRyder1]

Twilight sucks!!!

[cynder199]

how twighlight was made

writer: imma write a novel *writes* vampires...love....dog....emo.­...tree...DONE

me: WAAAAA WHAT THE CRAPOLA this is terrible

writer: * CLOSE ENOUGH*

publisher: *drunk* oh sure we'll make ur thingy heheheh

[MissHarryPotter20]

663 people probably like twilight

[TheTruem4n]

Vampires sparkle in sunlight? Now that's why i just saw Dracula and his ''FACEPALM''

[libbiewovsu]

shut up u gay homo troll fag

[cynder199]

@libbiewovsu ur saying that to obz but not to edward ?????

@myself well done top comment go get some ice cream as a prize

[TheTobi117]

I'm actually going to have to agree cause 1st its not even suppose to be a movie I'm serious read some of the book and Bella isnt even a character she or it is a shell

[Anevexnn]

Bella and Edward

Bell and Edward

Bell and Ed

Bell n' Ed

Bellendhead.

[Michelle311998]

i dont even consider them as vampires i mean stephine meyer has broken every rule of being a vampire. vampires dont sparkle in the sunlight they burn and die, vampires dont sneek into peoples houses you have to invite them in, vampires dont have reflections, and where are fangs!???; and i dont even consider jacob as a werewolf hes more like a wolf on steroids. Plus vampires are sexy and seductive nothing like edward.

[TheCreeperloc13]

do you have to talk about mexicans ? you cum slurping pony tail wearing bitch. nobody cares what you think. you suck!!! get your teeth fixed. sucking too much dick messed up your teeth.

[iamahumanbeing27]

this twi-bitch-light had teach us 2 important lessons

1. PHEDOFILIA

dude... 100 years man with a 17 years girl, married, sex, shit dude...

2. BEAST-SEX

dude... jacob.. is... a dog dude....

SHIT! why this movie is so popular!!!!!!

[Martiiin2008]

Twilight is SHIT like Bieber! You're my man!

[havocFUry1]

dang even Justin beiber says twilight gay and he is king of gayness

[Bearryder]

Piss on your BITCHES MOTHERFUCKAAAAAAAAA! :'D

[TheRandomTuuber]

You are soo right !

[Gryffindor552]

Twilight sucks because Harry Potter is better!

[Dibujoton88]

@Gryffindor552 the lamest excuse Ever!

[xAgeOfAquarius]

I enjoy you're rants, but you're messing up my microphone with your loud yells 0.o

[cloetv12345]

i love how he twirled his hair with his girl impression

[KOMITICENTO1]

1:57 o so wanted someone to come in

[songbustter]

honestly what gay retard vampire wheres make up

? your favorite lunatic

[catRpattz]

cunt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[vincetheham]

Me and my family hates beaver and twilight.

[fegelfan15]

The movies suck, the books aren't bad though. BUT WHO THE FUCK PICKS A SHITTY VAMPIRE OVER A AWESOME WEREWOLF???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Otobob]

Am i the only one that laughed when robert pattinson died in harry potter?

[15loripilkenton]

Hate twilight movies, like the novels. But I thumbs uped anyway cuz ur funny<3

[HoverboardFan14]

am i the only teenage girl who hates twilight AND justin beiber?

[FrostyTheSnowbitchXX]

@HoverboardFan14 Not while I'm still alive, no XP I hate Twilight more though. Justin Bieber's just a pussy. Twilight ruined vampires for me. FOREVER.

[CoifishAct]

@HoverboardFan14 UR NOT ALONE!

[KombatEvolved9211]

@HoverboardFan14 nope, girls i know hate both.

[samimadivids]

A dog... And a motherfucking bat! Haha

[Baron4827]

My name is Jacob...*cries in dusgust*

[marie90]

twilight ruined the word twilight, and the word dawn with that said fuck twilight

[MexicanWarior10]

Best Jacob and twilight impresions ever lol

[WeirdCandy98]

jacob isnt mexican hes pure gringo chinese looking

[natty0000ify]

@WeirdCandy98 whatever he looks and origin he is he can't play

[natty0000ify]

U are very right about this Twilight shit.I watched all of it and fu... sick i was really dissapointed because i didnt see any vampires there.I saw instead a sparkling fairy fu....ing unicorse boy and a shirtless rapewolf:-).All of those including bad acting,bad script,no plot,no charackter development and face of Rob who looks like he shit himself constantly.If someone want to watch vampire love story i recommend Dracula with Gary Oldman,Interview with the Vampire and Let the right one in.

[TheFuschiaSide]

An emotionless 17 year old whiner getting seduced by a "vampire" *cough* fairyprincess *cough* who uses his immortality to endlessly repeating high school instead of working towards a cure for cancer or leukemia, like the scumbag he is. Then the miss-whine-a-lot wants a werewolf to f*ck her, even though he's more liable to eat her. MASTERPEICE!!(insert MAJOR sarcasm here)

[ShadowDragon534534]

@TheFuschiaSide BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're smart!... Only cuz you tought the same thing as me ^.^

[Domin129pl]

I swear down vampires are meant to drink blood, be killed with silver, and die in sunlight, like in blade or something, not be diamond people and love some 17 year olds...

[Jake4th3win]

i agree with you but your very persuasive person arnt you? rant on something that everyone likes and see if you can turn us against it. like donuts! no not donuts :O something else.

[temery92]

Yessss!!!!

[MythicalGryphon1]

Edward sparkling in the sunlight is the least of Twilight's problems. Bella is an idiot who depends on Edward and Jacob to save her every time, telling the reader that women are dependent on men to survive ie. sexism, and Edward is an abusive boyfriend who controls Bella eg. commanding her not to see Jacob. There is hardly any plot and the books are an abysmally bad influence on little girls.

[NoneUsernameUsed]

am i the only one that loves twilight?

[lunadeanimaniac]

@NoneUsernameUsed i heard justin bieber is team twilight too. 

[eleosssssre]

@NoneUsernameUsed no. there are millions of other desperate whores around the world that do.

[joannafrattalone22]

@NoneUsernameUsed yes u are

[MerelWithChoclate]

@NoneUsernameUsed yes, ye are

[MerlinAmbrosius17]

I'm looking forward to the eventual return of bad-ass vampires. Something needs to wash away this glittery, emo Twilight crap and give us respite from the neverending zombie apocalypse in video games, books, films and television.

[MerlinAmbrosius17]

This is off topic, but man oh man those Rogers ads piss me off!! Rogers sucks!! Their customer service people are lazy and incompetent!!! Their cable packages are shitty and overpriced, stuffed to the brim with crap channels featuring crap shows that nobody in their right mind should want to watch (okay content isn't their fault but a reflection of popular trends, ratings and what sells)... Unfortunately where I live the other choice is Bell. They suck too!!!!

[jazi10]

this video is so ignorant -_- the vampire in the movie fright night was called jerry so edward isnt t

hat weird and its a fiction book meaning the author used her imagination to come up with the concept and details now in reality it doesnt matter what you think unless your a fan cause thats all they care about as long as there are fans there will be movies and merchandise about twilight btw jacob is indian not mexican know your shit before you diss :)

[joannafrattalone22]

FUCK TWILIGHT i rather walk in my brothers room and see condums all over the bed so twilight WAIT no NO i rather watch out back ZACK all fricken night on youtube because twilight has a fuckin sex scene SEX SCENCE REALLY!!! this is a short timeline of twilight breaking dawn

1st movie starts dramic

2 OH FUCK HARDER EDWARD HARDR FUCK THAT SHIT then edward says... yea bitch u like it

well U GET MY FYCKIN POINT

3 oh shit bela is pregnet with a fucked up baby half vampire half human

TWILIGHT SUCK

[1313BeyondBirthday13]

Twilight is about a bitch who can't chose between a fucking dog who rips his shirt off every 5 minutes and a dead idiot.... -_-

[reivenlocke]

And people wonder why zombies are the #1 movie monsters now.

[godofdarknes]

@reivenlocke because they do more then suck your blood

[travelingcarpenter]

Can you speak up a little bit, can't hardly hear ya man.

[cynder199]

if u sparkle in sunlight ur a unicorn

[cynder199]

if ur looking for vampire books read Darren Shan's yes they are meant for 11 yr olds but its some of the best vampire-related fiction

[2012leaf]

justin beiber is gay, twilight is an awesome love story.

[lunadeanimaniac]

@2012leaf twilight's not a love story, it's about a gay emo freak lusting after a whiny slut

[RDD756]

i think twilight sucks, because it is unoriginal and stupid.

[NestyPeach]

I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­W



[dlf619]

The moral of Twilight is to treat women like crap and stalk them, cuz it disgraces women but apparently many girls seem to like it! so the moral is to be a stalker and an abuser and then girls will fall in love with you

[Jshatkyvich47]

You know its gay when even justin bieber says its gay

[MrsCalderone306]

vampires that glow in light,vampires without any fangs and the "werewolfs" look like oversized dogs. my friends say is creativity but i say that is a new way to ruin a vampire's reputation

[soccer7703]

i love twilight

[Martiiin2008]

@soccer7703 then FUCK YOU!

[RDD756]

@soccer7703 well i see your a fan of unoriginality

[kamikisserfish21]

I HATE TWILIGHT because well: First, Bella does absolutely nothing except get fought over. Second, The vampires sparkle. Why arent the vampires in this like the ones in Buffy, or Forever Knight, or Moonlight? What makes these vampires any better? Third, Why does Bella want to be with any of them anyways? Why not try some normal guys? Im sure there are plenty. I dont know why she likes Edward so much he's a sparkly fish belly!!! And lastly, it's just plain stupid! It's 4 movies with no point!!!!!

[IriniLovesTataki]

HAhahahaha Jacob hahahahahaha fuck of jacob BUT robert is H-O-T

[MrGodlessGR]

edward is the descrace of vimpires..

[airohsmith]

I don't know why Girls Go Apeshit over twilight. It's only about a mary-sue who fell in love with a pussy who wears body glitter to dazzle the bitch.

[ColossusShade]

vampire fairy hybrid: worst idea ever.

[Joeyg143]

This guy is not funny at all- it's 8th grade humor. But Twilight is pretty shitty.

[peacefulinvasion]

twilight consists of sparkly vampires and heres a huge wtf. In newmoon to the general public sparkly person=vampire. WTF!? There is bad acting and the sparkly vampire thing doesnt make any sense. You wanna know why nobody knowticed edward at that festible. It wasnt because bella saved him. Its because to the general public sparkles= a man that put too much glitter on not a vampire. All in all twilight doesnt make sense and not only controdics vampires but controdics reality.

[captainalbator]

Twilight didn't just ruin vampires, it's ruining super heroes too! Anyone take a look at the new Spider-Man movie? Peter Parker is now a mopey, disaffected, creepy loner, who wears a hoodie, combat boots, black jeans, has poofy hair, and speaks with a forced "American" accent. How did this crap become so influential???

[sofileibo]

Bella control your emotions please!

[TheMadman327]

Does he have gun in his mouth?

[guled1010]

"even justin bieber would say that is gay"

... epic

[supereldinho]

Kain, Raziel, Jericho Cross, Alucard...those are real vampires. Since when did anyone come up with the idea turning vampires into fags with make-up on? Since when did people turn into over-sized wolves and called themselves werewolves? Watch Van Helsing to see both real vamps and werewolves. Twilight is an insult to everything vamps and werewolves stand for. Anyone who says differently is nothing but a faggot. This is not about taste, but about common sense...I mean look!

[Msxander99]

This is so right this generation is shit all these little kids screaming about that little pedophile justin bieber that little whore rebbeca black and twilight this is the dumbest shit of all time little 6 year old boys and girls screaming over whores and pedophiles one day these little shit bastard are going to start a war over who is better a whore or pedophile dumb idiots these days

[wadedes7]

@Msxander99 Sooo true

[BellonaLuvsFerrets]

1) My name's Bella, and I STILL hate Twilight, so don't judge me! and

2) Jacob Black is a ripoff of Sirius BLACK, who was can turn into a dog and ride a motorcycle.

[lunadeanimaniac]

@BellonaLuvsFerrets and some idiotic twitards think harry potter ripped off twilight! they really match up to their name

[Thehorse3201]

This dudes gonna freak when he finds out the baby's part vampire part human. XD

[fuckydat]

it's only females who watch twilight just because of that i wont watch it.

[Luvs2spoodge1]

OKX I HAV TO AGREE ON DISZ ONE BUT NOT THE JB ONE

[KashgroundTM]

how the FUCK did we go from the matrix/dark knight to twilight/never say never?

[samdavedays]

Twilight sucks because it just fucking sucks

[GravityO0]

@RANDOMCOMPUTERLife Hey, hey, don't break with your girlfriend if she just likes the movie. I agree that it's a total piece of craperpiece, but I don't go hitting anybody about it. If she likes it okay, her decision. You can't hate people for what they like. Peace.

[rainstar999]

God, I hate when bitches at school talk about Edward Cullen.

I wanna kill them.

I remember when Vampires DIDN'T sparkle and Werewolves weren't pussies.

[clyneandras]

I agreed with every single word you said. Thus I thumbed up and fave'd. :D

[jumpstart55million]

@Nevislice Classic dude. LMAO

[caolan90]

I LOVE TWILIGHT



[historyfathead]

1)The story is crap no one follow it.

2)It wrost than a 1920's films on weed.

3)Gay people will say that suck and I'm not talking about dicks.

[dlf619]

Guys guys guys, get your facts right, in Twilight there ARE NO vampires, Edward sparkles in the sun, doesn't feed on people and lives in the forest, he's obviously a fairy :P

[celtic889]

not even close to romance or love which the plot of the film aims for.. fking retarded movie indeed..

[Thepro98]

The vampires want to suck blood, not fucking fuck humans.

[webghost69]

i agree

[VALDORdeman]

why don't you pull out that teeth :P

[Violator41]

@H1N1: if you want vampires who do what they do best, I highly suggest "The Strain" trilogy by Guillermo del Toro and Chuck Hogan. I'm about 130 pages into the third book, and it rocks!

[H1N1Conspiracynews]

So, I watched the first Twilight. Waisted twenty minutes of my life watching it. Hated it. Vampires aren't supposed to be like Richard Simmons. I suggest a REAL vampire movie like From Dusk Till Dawn or John Carpenters Vampires. Those vampires, kill everything that moves. Twilight on the other hand turned vampires into pussies.

[Beastify29]

retard fan below me.

[Violator41]

VAMPIRES DON'T FUCKING SPARKLE!!!!

[H1N1Conspiracynews]

@Violator41 Exactly dude.

[masonryan07]

twilight is the best movie in the world!! fuck the haters!!

[Xxemmanuelx]

@masonryan07 fuck out of here watch real vampire movies like underworld you shit cunt

[masonryan07]

@Xxemmanuelx this is the thing idiots like u dont get tht twilight isnt an action vampire movie is a romantic movie ! and fuck you bitxch!

[Xxemmanuelx]

@masonryan07 a shitty as romantic film as well

[Eminem117Nas]

@masonryan07 And when was it possible for Vampires to create babies their dead.

[celtic889]

@masonryan07 LOL how is it romantic i understand when pple like it only for celebs or the stupid ass theme it has but the plot is the dumbest and worse thing abt the entire series NOWHERE close to romance

[MrSevenfold100]

@masonryan07 u high bitch!

[ianwfrey]

My girlfriend made me go see the second movie. It was a bitch screaming for a hour and a half, with the vap. trying to kill him self over the bitch.

[southanime]

I only saw the trailers and still think it sucks

[southanime]

I only saw the trailers and still think it stinks

[TheSovietdino]

Maybe the novel was good???

Nah...It surely sucks.

[1UPPepper]

twilight is just a generic romance with supernatural elements, its unoriginal as it rips off other series with vampires such as buffy and the vampre diaries.

[william1760201]

TWILIGHT SUCKS BECAUSE CANADIANS THINK IT IS COOL!!! IF WHAT I SAID DOENST MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CANADIAN!!!