Alana, Age 6, Best Beauty Pageant Kid Ever - L.M.

[mrhottieisjuwan]

0:20 - 0:32 WTF

[TheBammer78]

sigh... inbreds

[tkasper1]

Shes is going to grow up to be a cute Jabba the hut, just like her mama :)

[DJConnelly93]

How the fuck did I get here....

[TheSnuffy1994]

man that kid is ugly....

[jorgeamdv]

THIS LITTLE GIRL IS A MINI ANA NICOLE SMITH!

[E2theSamps]

I predict that 'Honey Boo Boo Child' will be her stripper name.

[MsKate105]

"Those other girls must be crazy if they think they're gonna beat me honey booboo chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllddddd­d.

[MrJohnnyheber]

Ummm.... This has to be one of the most desturbing thing i have ever seen...

[tchanabc]

dafuq did I just watch?

[nicolesamsonite]

i want "my special juice is gonna help me winnnn" as my ringtone..

[MiaLeonora]

This girl is ghee--ttoooooo but she definitely have a great personality.

[FullofDestiny]

I think that special juice is the reason for her being like that... O.o lol

[BieberliciouslyMe]

A DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA HONEY BOO BOo

[youremyheroinefull]

lol i want to see what she will become as an adult

[Laplacianna]

@youremyheroinefull They're already preparing her to be a pole dancer.

[bobothewalrus256]

is this real life right now?

[Laplacianna]

That's so sad! The kid is overweight and developmentally delayed, and her mother puts her on display instead of getting her the help she needs. She speaks like she's 2 years old!

[chilly558]

@Laplacianna I know someone who is 15 and speaks like this. Who gives a fuck?

[Laplacianna]

@chilly558 Obviously, nobody. Not even her parents, who should.

[Ana04R]

Lmfaooo she's soo fucken funnyy ahah. Crazyy yes but still funny aHha.

[ayetugger]

To everyone who finds this video troubling - I must say that this is the first refreshing video I have seen in regard to little girls and these insane toddler beauty pageants. Yeah shes a bit money hungry and superficial, but I say GO YOU honey boo-boo child.. I think it's awesome that she's got a little pudge, like MOST normal kids do, that she completely acts her age WHICH IS 6 YEARS OLD, she's got her own spunk and personality, and then she's STILL got trophies to show for her looks

[CallMeEuphoria]

@ayetugger Normal 6 years old are not supposed to be fat. Chubby, yes, but not fat like this kid is. Her mom gives her "gogo" juice filled with coffeine and the recommended daily amount of sugar. This kid could have been normal, but she's probably going to end up money hungry and overweight, all thanks to her mom. This is not refreshing, this is downright SAD. My little sister is 8 and has a round tummy, and probably weighs less than this kid does.

[ayetugger]

@CallMeEuphoria Yeah but, you see the size of her mother, you can obviously tell that she's fighting the odds here. She's gonna be a chubby kid - I just find it refreshing because she's a child and doesn't seem to find her weight issue to be a big deal. Granted she's pretty out of control.. but who on reality tv isn't? I like that she get's to have her cake and eat it too.. this video is the epitome of American culture - at it's finest.. fuck yeah America

[joeyisland]

that poor child, someone needs to intervene!

[vinyljunkie81]

Wow I feel sorry for this poor kid... Obviously the mother's influence is not a very good one, it makes me sick actually. This child would be way better off in foster care...

[gronnie48]

Fuckin whore



[merchantkc525]

Next on "Classy things White Trash Teach Their Kids to Say"....(Behavior is learned...I actually feel sorry for this kid...)

[bleedingredrose3]

How is she a beauty queen? She looks retarded!

[desertrose88]

the funny thing is i haven't seen the directors and camera crew laugh so much with other girls. she is weird but funny....

[MrNatemonster]

Im scared when this generation gets my ageD:

[xsonicbladex]

I think the parents broke this "thing"

[rlchico666]

omg this world is definitely coming to an end this year if this is winning pageants!!!

[madimonkey7]

sorry her mother made her into a trashy little pageant i think im all that girl and really she is allowing her girl to say a DOLLAR MAKES ME HOLLER and then her dad threatening to stick her and the mother saying show off your butt and omg this little girl is trashy and is embarrassing herself badly....

[magicleo]

this is sad...

[InsaneSteelo]

I don't think its right however to be saying all these things about a child. Like really? Grow up..

[InsaneSteelo]

This is the cutest little girl ever. I don't know how all these people can say all these hateful things about a little girl. People posting the ugly comments are old enough to KNOW better by now! I don't quite agree with doing all the things these women do to their children because of a pagent. I believe that the moms are living their dreams through their children. These little girls shouldn't be dressed the way they are and their little faces shouldn't be caked with make up either.

[waqasahmed939]

@InsaneSteelo

The most shocking thing wasn't the way she was talking, but the way she was bloody dressed towards the end of the show. I mean are you really wanting your daughter growing up to be a bitchy slut?

Hopefully when she is older, she knows better

[johkohlokh7]

OMG. not too sure what to say.

[utoybabypa]

her parents don't realize that she is so drunk ryt now!

[Lovergirl19ist]

hahahahaaaa



[xSylvass]

I will take hers virginity and her money!

[scomeron]

kill it wit fire

[MakeMeUpbyWhitney]

I WANT TO SEE HER SING RATCHET GIRL ANTHEM !!!!!!!

[popstargirlz1]

that girl needs to get that stick out her ass and relize thta the way she is acting is waaaaaaaaaay to inapropro to do on tv like if your a beauty pagent contestant DO NOT show off how fat u r

[TheDannySite]

horrible mom, destroying her childs life!

[pureham]

I don't think that's her mom. That would mean someone had sex with that thing! highly unlikely.

[gatorgurl7]

How freakin awesome is she?!!! XD

Her mom however O_o

[beth8tianna]

she is not cute more like ugly and her attitude makes me want to .........ughhhhh

[cupcake456ize]

probably like the worst not the best :)

[f78845]

so cute! She should probably get her act together when she becomes a teen though

[alw87642]

1:42.

[Alixl2000]

no she aint! eden wood is the BOOMM!! boomm meaning the best!! so u can shove honey boo boo up ur *** cos eden is muucch biggger nd well lets face it BETTER :D

[xzxjessxzx]

Not cute at all. MESSED UP!

[xEriikaaxx]

"A dollar makes me holla honey boo boo" now thats just too cute!

[rockprincess626]

Freakin hilarious! Love this little girl.

[ShutMeUpxProductions]

She's adorable. I like her confidence.

[240pretty]

POOR LITTLE GIRL

[signoradaphne]

she is just a child!she shouldn't wear like a woman.she should be at the playgrounds.she is only six.are you insane!!!!!!!

[animalsrulealot]

UR UGLY

[Fayyzz]

I want to slap this little brat.

[MissPimples]

Really...? Really....? Coupon Queen?

[ToAcUt]

I weep for humanity...

[AnnDashay]

This is so sad..........exploiting a young child like this

[Sophiakopa]

The only reason why shes a beauty queen is because her mom is trying to live her dreams through her

[MrSharkbait4]

how come all the girls who are beauty queens fat?

[HANENG18]

58 SECONDS OMFG THAT WAS SO FUNNY

[ACx195]

Next on Maury "Out of control pageant kids"

[PeaceMusicLaughter]

wow...just...wow

[aelindaoreiro]

no comments...

[kalilauren01]

ew, pause at 1:43 if you dare....

[ekendahl12]

NO just...no.

[bekkyshambles]

She has more personality and positive body-image than any pageant contestant I've ever seen - what a little legend! I hate pageantry but this chick is a WINNER! =D

[GayGuys69YourMom]

Her Name is pronounced the exact same as mine

We shall now call her "A Llama" instead of Alana

[Raxis19]

I don't care if that's a 6 year old girl. I'd still break it's nose.

[noloveinNEWJERSEY]

FIRE....KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Vendelaaaa]

Shake your butt baby?

[taylorsing333]

honey boo booo child, you better watch out cause im the REAL honney boo boo child

[101FriendsForever101]

Shes stupid

[orangetokyo1]

Why does she talk like she's Ru Paul?

[Cadhla10]

Probaly hopped up on Mountain Dew... Honey Boo-Boo child

[Shnnani]

I love how when the video was over, the related videos that popped up were exercise videos

[OneWatching]

Best condom ad ever.

[JojoDaydream]

A dolla make me holla honey boo-boo child!

[xoxChristinaRawrs]

haha she's going to be a funny girl when she's older

[The123aandrea]

AND FAT

[The123aandrea]

She is BUTT UGLY

[Fakeicarly]

1:42 That's hawt.

[turncoattradition]

I always wondered why these pageant mothers decided to objectify their young children just so they could live vicariously through them. One look at this girl's mother and I now see why.lmao.

[Salamendre456]

Pedo bear approved this vid

[Salamendre456]

Da fuck ?

[CurrentlyLexie]

A Dolla Makes me Halla, Honey Boo-Boo Child!

[cBedny]

what the fuck is this?

[soph00002]

Pause at 1:43

[RegularFan101]

A dolla maka meh hoola honey boom boom lmbo :p

[Fyerfliy]

speechless.

[curiousgeorgeous4]

yeah, my "special juice" helps me win, too

[TheSandyNub]

"EYEM AH BEEWWTEE KWWEEN"

[DreamerCharm]

This is why the terrorists hate us.

[hugs4thugs]

what the fuck is going on

[jewelbenn]

Press 2!!!

and seven and five and pretty much EVERY other number is HILARIOUS for this video!!

[xHaniffax]

Oh my actual God. People are attacking the child here but I think in this specific context, considering the age of the child...someone needs to sterilise the parents....and kill the child. for safety reason obviously...just in case natural selecting doesn't do its job.

[victoria84341]

show off  disgrace

[5382021]

Crack whores do a better job raising children than this girl's parents

[KarlaYojana]

@5382021 if you think about it, she has somewhat of an advantage being so comfortable with her body and not trying to fit in with society's "mold" of being the perfect barbie.

[5382021]

@KarlaYojana HAHA, you trolls crack me up sometimes XD

[KarlaYojana]

@5382021 wth are you talking about

[5382021]

@KarlaYojana wth are you talking about?

[MrJayChhun]

This little girl even states that beauty [pageants] are "so boring" and that she "don't want to do it." Her parents should pull her from them and take her out more. Play with other kids, interact with life, have some real childhood fun. Get messy, get hurt, and don't get into trouble (or grandma makes us go back inside). That was my motto as a little boy. Haha.

[opaldreamsofpeace]

This child needs some Ritalin. She is annoying and she needs to calm the hell down. I was in pageants at that age, and I NEVER acted like that. In fact, I never acted like ANY of the children on this show. They don't show the good children; they don't get ratings. They show the bad children and make everyone think that pageants are horrible and that all the children control their parents. If I acted like the kids they show, I would have gotten my ass beaten. I knew better.

[JessicaJeanVideos]

Holy shit, people are so harsh. People should stop and realize that they are attacking a CHILD. Before you criticize her negative traits maybe you should examine your own. Anyways, it doesn't even seem like she wants to be doing these pageants. The whole thing is sad.

[loganmatilda]

OH SHIT!! I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEST PIG CONTEST!!

[MimeShadow]

She knows she's fat, right? Hahahaha beautiful? Ok.

[SlyCT3]

press 4 for honey booboo! 

[SHITGANS]

Abortion gone wrong

[TheCeltic1994]

my girlfriend told me she wants to put her daughter in beauty pagents and i showed her this video telling her. if your daughter becomes likes this im taking her out of pagents. funny thing is this girl and my girlfriends daughter have the same name

[TheShadowcil]

Wtf ? o.o

[vidsmadeinmins]

i dont think she'll be winning these pageants for long...

[sumlafs2006]

hahahahahah this is so awesome

[Dreadmantisthe2nd]

What a disgusting child.

[LoveToCheat101]

A dolla make me holla honey boo boo

[RaInBoWCuPcAkEzz1]

IM A SUPERSTAR BECAUSE I DO PAGEANTS

[Katastrophy1951]

I think her special "juice" is CRACK!! Someone arrest that mother of that child!! Then slap her for having any kids!

[dillitex]

SO GOOD.

[trixchialoveskimchi6]

dafuck with the attitude~

[starisa218]

I want her to be a comedian! HAHA

[jetdotnet]

MEY SPECIAL JUICE IS GONNA HELP ME WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

[music2loveforever1]

HOnney Boo Boo chiLDD.

[blondebritt95]

She doesnt look that much different from Eden Wood..

[DubstepsMyDrug]

this is depressing

[xXPuppiRainbowXx]

i heard a fake version with her sounding drunk and now compared to that her voice is really cute xD ^-^

[Sparkly0132608]

Wow Obvious child abuse is this fracin lady crazy that couldnt have been my child !!!!(if i had 1)

[thelucymillershow]

Well it's obviously her mother who has taught her to say these things, what a bad influence.

[glowstixluv]

this is why straight people shouldn't be allowed to have children

[OysomePerson]

umm... is she drunk?

[xUnionJackGirlx]

ewwww...

[chadrok22]

The real world is going to hit this child like a freaking brick on a cockroach

[pipuk3]

@chadrok22 problem is her mother and father are going to surround her with more people to keep her little bubble from bursting.

[mcbutch83]

This is why a total world melt down would be a good thing. Vote for nuclear war!

[summerbabbbe]

My mama nickname is COUPON QUEEN!!

[Tessathedog]

Coffeinepacked energy drink for Kids....only in America

[joeythepope1]

i want to nay need to drop kick that child in the face

[skylandersswad1234]

what a lamo

[MsGfy123]

What the hell is she on

[maplebayit]

Not impressed. Just wait till she grows up and looks like momma. 

[JadeSophie10]

with the makeup, he looks like a mini paula deen

[LouieTheAnimated]

@1:07 is hilarious... "Beauty is so boring I don't wanna do it."

[casparbudd]

swear this slut's got down syndrome

[LittleSister942]

@casparbudd i know right?! xDDD

[jcspeb010]

This girl has a very difficult ahead of her...

[thatwhichisgiven]

I love how comfortable she is with being weird. It's awesome. I also love that she sincerely LOVES her belly, and loves showing it off. That's confidence for you. I wish all women had that outlook.

[secretpictures]

Everything just needs to end.

[bigguy0918]

Her parents give her red bull and mountain dew, alana is really spoiled,and her mom has just been elected for the worst mom of the year, really red bull to a 6 year old girl she is crazy tell me if you agree with me

[650Pisces]

@bigguy0918 shes not spoiled shes funny..they use coupons! hehe

[candiedlilac]

If you spend time around kids, you know they don't come up with that kind of stuff on their own.

So her mom is nuts.

[thomas5070]

BRAAAAAAAT!

[mcwinters22]

sooooooo cute!

[estrelasamor]

The funny thing about these comments is they are more likely to cause this child image issues than the beauty pageants she's in (especially since she currently has a positive attitude towards her weight).

[08davie1]

This is what I show to the judges... haha

[TheLemonVampire]

why do I keep watching this?

[nysion]

this child is messed up!!!, did you see at the start when she throw that toilet paper at her mum?, THAT BRAT, i will never ever EVER in a million years, teach my kids to be as spoiled as her

[blessedmommy73]

@nysion they are actually having a great time throwing it at eachother. I do this kind of thing with my kids all the time. My always act silly with our kids and they love it. Now..throw toilet paper to be mean or disrespectful would get my kids a long and bring "thinking time"...

[dolphingirl771]

i thinks she's really cute but her mom's, like, grooming her for this, like she wants to use alana to make money.

[cookiepuss1987]

hahaha she is hilarious

[mszumixer]

It's like watching the show intervention... but they never get helped =[

[davoichitsa1]

The kid is a riot - sure, she's a little off-the-wall, but she's six, for crying out loud! Give her a break. Her mom, on the other hand, there are no excuses for her - what a disgusting blob of flesh. I hope she reads all these comments and sees how utterly disgusting, degrading, classless and pathetic she is. Get your kid out of pageants and into a sport - get yourself to the gym and a plastic surgeon - and finally, get to the psychotherapist, ASAP. Ignorant trailer trash.

[emmagracea12345]

To anyone who makes fun of this: she's six get a life worth living

[PrincessCarly22]

What the fuck youtube, Calling a 6yrold ugly and fat?? What is wrong with this world.