Scrubs 3x01 My Own American Girl [2/2] HQ

[lekillerrabbit]

5:01 to 5:27 someone be enraged

[CidHighwindRocks]

I could have sworn that was a Serious Sam shirt...I want it.

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

"I'm a winner"

Genius :)

[metallicaohyeah]

@WeWillNotGoQuietly

He doesnt say "I'm a weener?"

Well... You hear what ya wanna hear i guess...

[aotearoa703]

@7:43, Turk's the only one not looking at Elliot

[firedrake300]

'Hello slackers'

That makes me laugh for some reason.

[JStieneker]

1:10 "109 is my record..*paddles*..... DAYUMN"

[annaslater11]

I like the order of the top rated comments :)

[VampireFreakKe]

ZEES ARE MAH MASHEENZ!!!

[heestenhats]

8.40 WHATS THAT SONG! LOVE IT!

Please help me i ill love you for ever // Sarah

[ASAManifesto]

@heestenhats its a show stock song. so unless you purchase a scrubs cd pack or have access to nbc's music library you cannot have the song.

[Drudanna]

02:19

That is all.

[TheBeatles191]

I fell in love with Sarah Chalke/Elliot during this episode.

[TheJesseJV]

Noo... I´m a winner

[Abz267]

trashing her room lloks like such a fun scene to do xD

[starsxmoonxclouds]

Elliot's bedroom looks like it hasn't changed since she was 10 or so....

[joshuabouwman]

time spent wishing is time wasted.... that's actually verry smart (for a janitor) but in general to

[bjorn343]

The video isnt available for mobile phones :(

[newonewo12]

Elliot is so plain looking

[itsamenl]

@newonewo12 Then I wanna move near you! :\

[peachiepeach90]

Janitor.. you ever feel like you want to be someone else? No.. I'm a winner. bahah

[AntalyaKaic]

Asian ladies for dating # lushfmlk.info #

[DaneYoussef]

02:48--That's REALLY funny! Boy, Carla's full of crap!

The idea of Jordan as someone's wife and mother... that's just the scariest thing possible.

Dr. Moyer knows how to be loud, to protect what's his.

[UnexplainedDirge]

I like this show now just because he wore a Serious Sam shirt.

[Slowshyy]

Love it when J.D says "Damn.." at the end. I can relate buddy :/

[AngeloProduction]

Serious Sam shirt! xD

[WhoTheHeckAreYouSir]

Damn!!!

[Robertdosje]

How is that funny!?

[solzex]

My machines, My machines my machines

[popomczowzow]

My paddle's stuck in me!!

[joinylalal]

Carlas soo HOT at 2:48

[aznagent]

LOL janitor was fixing laverne's hair @ 8:45 :DDD

[aznagent]

actually massaging O_O

[pr0gressd]

this is not the original?

[bridge2nowhere]

"I may have painted his toenails for funsies"

[vinappleinc]

whos machines?

MY MACHINES!!!

how is that helpful?

[MrxxMJxx]

Can anyone tell whats the name of the song and who sings it???

[21stCenturyFreakout5]

@MrxxMJxx 'American girl' by Tom Petty and the heartbreakers.

[ImNotScaryImBoredLOL]

MY MACHINES!!!

[Marshmallowmann]

whose machines?

[MidnightMadness202]

i always wanted to be the father of tiny gay salior

[dylanroo]

lol @ ted randomly showing up

[TheBookworm1234]

damn elliot is HOTT

p.s. it would be nice if i could touch your body

[dylanroo]

we all want to touch her body.. good man!

[TheDilomax]

@TheBookworm1234 i know.. i wanna touch that

[juniorbash]

Elliot really stepped up her game. I mean damn she's H-O-T.

[Ebonyblack00]

i may have painted his toenails for funsies XD

[FishingKing754]

THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!!!

[interruptTaylorSwift]

... Whose machines? :P

[FishingKing754]

MY MACHINES!!

[erwin005]

How is that helpfull?

[FishingKing754]

It isn't.

[Cakenator514]

While Dr. Cox was giving his little speech, i was completely ignoring him and looking at the baby!! Hes soooo cute!! :DD

[cayongrayoo]

lmao at 1:15

[cayongrayoo]

lmao at 1:16

[cayongrayoo]

ahahahaha at 1:17

[MiFFiL]

Love how they used American Girl as the title when she's actually a Canadian Girl.

[meantexanguy]

shes from connecticut

[MiFFiL]

In the show yes. But real life shes Canadian, and from Ottawa, Ontario.

[meantexanguy]

ah i c

[CJYOUFCKINBUSTER]

@MiFFiL

America = South America + North America.

North America includes Canada.

So anyone that's American may be from North or South America.

[MiFFiL]

@CJYOUFCKINBUSTER True.. but when the word america is being used 99% of the time it means the states. No one even thinks of Canada that way. Canada may be in North America but we are not american. Hell most people from the states think we have snow all year round.

[CJYOUFCKINBUSTER]

@MiFFiL

Well, that's USA for you.

[WoWzersworld]

"No you may not! You certainly may not! Bad man."

[akumatekkusu666]

Hello slackers

[interruptTaylorSwift]

I smiled when Cox said 'Atta boy' there at the end :3

[missSFleming]

squeak squeak squeak....

[TopGearSeason12Epi1]

MY MACHINE!!!!

[MaikeLovesCookies]

THESE ARE MY MACHINES!!!!

[boeke4life]

at the end Elliot's bra is filled the fuck up. :p

[pj23nl]

"I swears if my car doors got trashed lie that I'd probably punch somebody"

maybe not with the 1st one but deff with the 2nd one lol. as for the spoiler comment, taht was is clear by episode 2 of season 1 ;)

[weirdguy75]

I swears if my car doors got trashed lie that I'd probably punch somebody

[edwardcullenthehot1]

spoler

eliot goes crazy

[Digitalph33rsFAN]

-He's adourable. Can i keep him?

-No, no you may not! bad guy, bad guy

[wietersgirl15]

love the irony when the janitor says "we're here to help each other" elliot ans then pushes jd into a mop bucket and says "watch out"! Love it XD! Love the janitor and his opposite personalities!

[wietersgirl15]

love the irony when the janitor says that "we're here to help each other" to eliiot! and to jd pushes him into a mop bucket lol and says "watchout" Love it XD!

[petar1shuwack]

Whose machines? My machines!!!!!!!!!

[teddy999bear]

"can i keep it?"

"NO, NO YOU MAY NOT " JOKA

[rivert222]

"i always wanted to be the father of a tiny gay sailor." :D

[debas4547]

1:18 DAMN!!! frickin funny man

[raenBow27]

LOL wat the hell was with that ass picture at the end :D

[flame4dude]

luv cat poster

[staffan123456]

my machines!! whos machines? my machines!!! hilarious XD

[Aloverssoulz]

7:28 she became a scene kid XD.

[bubblemagic1]

carlaa iss HOOOTT!!!!!

[OwEn94OwEn]

"Hello slackers"

"woah... my paddles stuck in me"

HA so funny that ted just falls

08:46 better than the My Machines part. i think

[VampireKick]

The "MY MACHINES"- guy sounds like hitler :O

[Deshara218]

Mmm, nein, he doesn't.

[VampireKick]

yeah he kinda does :D

[T0vie]

janitor's family is messed up and thats coming from me! O_o

[SnapeSoul]

MY MACHINES!!! LMAO! xP This is honest to God my favorite show ever. ;D Cox and Jordan ftw. ;P And I love that little American Girl! *grins*

[MyScrubsChannel]

that guy's x-ray looks like the Eiffel Tower at 00:08 (next to Cox's head!)

[smilininthe3rd]

that would be the top of a pelvis and a spine. good catch though haha.

[Borgmeister100]

who's machines??

[harvmiester1]

MY MACHEINZE!!

[TheDilomax]

@Borgmeister100 MY MACHINES!

[CurtisDoverY0]

@Borgmeister100 how is that helpful

[birthdaylaptop]

elliott looks sooo much like cameron diaz at 7:08

[NorthMiamiKid]

her legs?

[birthdaylaptop]

i mean 7:20

[kkhjkg]

5:46 to 5:50 was hilarous. XD

[ourtubenotyours]

helliot!

[HowTrajuk]

1:45 Oh that is wrong.

[DoomKitKat]

I may have painted his toenails for funsies!-LOL!!!!

[mjac4ever]

omg i love this show

[Fawnyy]

I love when turk says "hells yayyuh"

aha.

[eatmytrapar]

lmao ted: DAYUM!

[WiShOfPain]

HOT...y'know what i'm talking about

[nenaghh88]

lol 'my brother, dad.'

[musicianhayd]

whose machines? lol

[Hypohamish]

MY MACHINES :)

[izon4]

"how is that helpful?" lol

[Ghlan]

How is that helpful?

[Yugiohlorie]

@musicianhayd MY MACHINES!!

[goldeneye007662]

Are you mentally retarded or just stupid? This is a channel to upload episodes of Scrubs.