From My Friends

[Mysempaifruitsnax]

Bryan, you have been that parking lot for a few days now, it took you that long to get the shopping cart back to the store?

[redsoxman4life]

i enjoyed the beatles reference.

[pittster57]

ha ha ha ha lol you guys got cart stopped

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

how polite

[SlothPolice]

I did that before and I thought there was some voodoo magic in those fucking wheels

[narcolepticchairftw]

wonder what garrett was drinking.

it looked good.

[schmidtycooler]

It's fun having a fully loaded cart and you are just pushing it along pretty fast and all of a sudden it locks up on you and you ram your shins right into the cart. FUCK YOU SAFEWAY!!!

[Physhi]

Good plot device in Metal Gear Fatman.

[DukeOnkledNukem]

Wow thanks assholes, I work a job where part of it involves unlocking those carts

[Garanapakatu24]

@DukeOnkledNukem sounds incredibly difficult

[DukeOnkledNukem]

@Garanapakatu24 you cannot comprehend the amount of raw skill it requires to press that fucking green button, man.

[dubyon]

@DukeOnkledNukem After I turned the camera off I realized that the carts needed to be unlocked manually.

[72393pac]

@dubyon your part o the reason that guy has a job he should be sucking your your fallus under the firey blue light of Oridians third queiolff

[DukeOnkledNukem]

@72393pac Saying that is like saying that I need the money I get

lulno

[72393pac]

@DukeOnkledNukem sure are a double a triple a lots of cats to squash on dig me kinfolkzzzzx*?& @$% cintza

[DaRtHBaKaIV]

@dubyon Most of the shopping centers use a control pad to electronically release the locks. I actually had a friend of mine who stole the locking / unlocking panel device from the Kroger he worked at. We then proceeded to walk through the grocery store locking up peoples carts.

[TheEricLandry]

@DukeOnkledNukem Do your job.

[AndrewSpriter]

@DukeOnkledNukem sorry that they keep you employed...?

[turtlebuttmudd]

@DukeOnkledNukem At least you know you'll continue to have a job because of their continued shenanigans. THOSE CARTS NEED YOU

[metaleggman18]

@DukeOnkledNukem If it weren't for assholes like them, you'd be out part of a job, having to make up the rest of your salary giving hand jobs by the bloodbank for a nickel a piece.

[11stoutd]

I'M CALLING 9/11 ON YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!

[Raricc]

Garrett Illuminati PROOF (scary) 0:14

[Kidzilla99]

@Raricc Spookcast in effect

[capsule56]

This video reminds me of the time I fisted the anus of a bearded dragon

[ToastedBaby]

With only a little help from friends, any type of theft is possible! 

[Manbeast465]

W00T!

[holysab7]

Cool col cool