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  • Crosantulas(:

    Tequelia Johnson

  • How you doin

  • i got croissantulas in my bathroom hahahhaha

  • i spit at 1:18 hahahhahaha

  • wow the customer service is horrible

  • I gotta go ta work

  • I wonder what they said after this video....

  • "Excuse me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

  • i was dyin when his wig fell off!

  • nice costume

  • bahahaha his wig fell off (x

  • I have been watching you since way before u were sponsored and you are one of the few that actually stay hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! I love all your stuff! ps....I hope you get ur crasantualas under control....im going to go vaccume my house with my dison!

  • his wig fell off hahahahaha

  • The guy was rude

  • lmao. My name's Tequila Johnson, don't get it twisted! Sooo funny

  • tequila johnson...dont get it twisted (wig falls off)

  • Lmao

  • hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • hahaha i love how he goes into full character! :)

  • I think one of the croissantulas got my dog in a headlock or something cuz he ain't moving...brilliant lol

  • if u watch this 100 times its still funny!

  • haha! i agree with thickgothgirlx !!!! tequila.0 XD !!!!!!!!

  • Escyoose me?! *click*

  • how he keeps a straight face im baffled

  • sir........ dis is a maam, this aint no sir!!!

  • i need pest control over here ASAP((: makes my dayy(:

    this is a maam not no sir(:

  • lol yo hair fell off

  • I love how he dresses up even though he's on the phone xD

  • your so gayly hilarious

  • "How yu doin?"

    "Whos callin?"

    "I said How yu doin?"

  • "ecxuse me?!?! That was rude." haha love it!

  • "my name tequila johnson, don't get it twisted!" hahahaha

  • FUNNY. " How You doing"

  • How you doin??... I SAID: "HOW YOU DOIN"..

  • well the cresantual got my dog in a headlock or something

  • :D!

  • now thats a real woman!

  • Imagine how smooth his nails were after making this video.

  • My croissantulas got my dog in a headlock hahahahahahahahhaa fuckin LOVE it!! :D

  • this is messed up :D

  • poor dog, getting headlocked by a croissantula.....

  • I thought this was the weirdest shit at first, Tequila is like my fav character now!! God this is great!!

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  • DON'T GET IT ! TWIST IT!

  • It's Tequila Johnson; don't get it twisted!!!!

  • tequila and glozell need to make a video together... thumbs up if agreed...

  • I love how on every tequla vid he has to repeat "how you doin " twice lol

  • @Metalmikebach me too his skits are pretty funny

  • @walnutcreekjg1385 no kidding tough!!! i agree

  • Can't believe he hung up. On a customer, lol

  • wig falls off at 1:20, brilliant

  • one of the crisantulas got my dog in head lock

  • manOman them scrastanchillas done pushed yo whole fukkin wig back lolz

  • "You've got WHAT?!?!"

  • :well the Croissantula got my dog in a head lock or somethin"

  • Tequila your so funny!!! Lol You Go Tequila!!! ASAP lol

  • He should take over TOSH.O -__- like seirously then I could understand the jokes.

  • my fav part is when his wig falls off @ dun get it twisted! ROFL! lol

  • I think a Croissantula has my chiuahuahua in a head lock lol jk

  • "this is a man but im no sir" lol awesome

  • For a dude, you put lipstick on like a pro...

  • this guy is truly amazing

  • Exuse Me ? Thats Rude !

  • LMFAOOO "crosantuala got my dog in a headlock or somethin"

  • RROOFOFLFLLLL he stuffed his bra this dude is too fuckin funny man

  • I love all your videos would you look at that lol

  • Glozell and Tequila need to get together ! ASAP

  • @FaiBeenz lmao i know right lol

  • lol...his wig :D

  • 1:17 LMFAO. :D Love you Tequila!

  • Does anyone know who Sharolaid/Vaneesha Jones/etc is?? He reminds me so much of him :'( I miss Sharolaid..

  • Excuse me!? Click!!!!

    That was hilarious!!

  • Sassy

  • diz dude iz hella funny swear 2 god

  • bardle doo

  • "I SAID HOW U DOING!"

  • lol i like the part when his wig falls off

  • "Pshh that was rude!" Hahahahahahahaha lmfao!

  • How you doin ?

  • Hahahha ! Hilariouuss ' (':

  • Tequila so ghetto lol

  • I cant got to work when there is Croissantulas having a party up in my bathroom

  • dis a ma am not a sir hahahahahaha

  • Walmark.

  • When his wig fell off. I shat myself.

  • lol he reminds me of beetle juice idk why lol

  • this pest control nd you aint neva heard of a croissantulas!?!?!?!?!? <------- lmfao

  • lol u can c the stuffing in his shirt

  • 1:13 - 1:17 best part

  • Her and Shanaynay need to do a video together!

  • lol my fav

    

  • Love it!!

  • This is so Freakin Funny! Love Miss Tequila...especially when Tequila call regarding Seasonal Help.

  • Lmfao jajajaj the whole video was great but where the wig took a tumble was hilarious

  • Oh, Sweet Jees! I think my Mum had a pair of earrings like those in the early '80's, LOL! I also hope that Tequila has some semblance of fingernails leftover on her left hand after all of that filing, lol!! WE LOVE YOU, ED BASSMASTER....even though we will never be able to look at another croissant again, without seeing 8 legs poking out!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!

  • LMFAO!!!! Tequila needs (her) own dictionary lol!!! YOU GO, GIRL!!!!

  • theres Croissantulas having a party up in my bathroom

  • "we cant make it there today" WTF BITCH. WHAT IF THERE WAS A CROCODILE IN MY FUCKEN LIVING ROOM. ARE U GONNA TELL ME TO GO FUCKEN DIE?! WTF!!

  • I wonder if Croissantulas are edible.

  • Patrocious. Haha

  • At 1:17 it looks like tequila has a Croissantula on her back LOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!

  • I do dispatch and scheduling at a pest control company in north carolina. Last month a teenager called with this spiel. Boy was he surprised when i "axed" if tis tequila?

    I love your humor Ed !!! Keep em coming!!!

  • One of the funniest

  • Do it smell effervessent!!

  • "I cant go to work when theres croissantulas havein a party up in my bathroom" LMAO!

  • "dis a ma'am dis aint no sir" LMFAO :)D

  • I lovvvv You Girl!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMAO i can't quit laughing

  • I love this video I saw it at camp It was hilarious...i think the crossantulas got my dog in a headlock, ya know he went up a sniffed one of them

  • dang you are a pro at pranking!!honest truth

  • I have the same problem girl !! Ohh shoot !!

  • I CAN'T I'M GONNA PEE ON MY COUCH....LMFAO IT'S 3AM AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING TAH KWEE LAH!!!

  • i quote this video like every single day! :)

  • How u doin???  LOL huahauhauahuahauh

  • Thumbs up if you couldn't breath when you were laughing when he said " the croissantula got my dog in a headlock or something cuz he aint moving".

  • Excuse me!? Pshh dat was rudee lmfao!

  • Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!! I laugh so hard every time I watch it, more tequila videos!!!

  •  145 peoples apartments smell patrocious

  • I love this guy- he's funny as heck without being vulgar.

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ur wig fell off im dying :D

  • LOL i can see your fake boobs with the tissues

  • fuking funny ilove the vids keep doin  tequila!!, MORE TEQUILA VIDEOS!!!!! PLZ!!!

  • LOLZ I like when hes like I SAID HOW U DOINGSS_ROLSS EYES_

  • man, you are tooo funny! :)

  • i said how u doin lol

  • HOW U DOIH'? I SAID HOW U DOIH'

  • thumbs up you're actually finding for the minigame in runescape.

  • im an instant fan of tequilla! lol

  • that first lady was a bitch

  • this a ma'am this aint no SIR! lmbo! yuu tell 'em tequila!

  • Ed you totally crack me up haaaaa .... um... damn...don't look behind you one of those cransaqulas is behind you ...yipe!

  • omg, this totally happened to me like last week !!!! lol :p

  • that lady was SO rude!

    UHHHH WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY SPIDERS NOW DATS RUDE!

  • i woke up and there was croissantulas in my bathroom lmao

  • I said how ya doing?!?!

    I hate it when I call these places on the phone and I ask "How are you?" and they say "How can i help u?" I SAID HOW ARE YOU

  • the crasantulas have my dog in a headlock i dont know i think he sniffed 1 or something he aint moving.... xDDDDD

  • looooooooooooooool

    

  • crasantulas

    

  • pmsl

  • no hes got jewantulas

  • i think the crossantulas got ma dogg in a headlock cuz he aint movin.. lmfao. too funny

  • @lilmamaalreadycuffed  def LMAO at that part lol

  • @comedycort hahah lmao RIGHT!

  • i love how he dresses up for the prank call xDD

  • The problem is i got crossatulas in my bathrum...YOU GOT WHAT!?!?!?!?!!? LOOL funniest part!

  • This guy is HILARIOUS!!!!

  • its tequila johnson dont get it twisted then his wig falls off lol!!!

  • @rrrudyrivera25 LMAO i laughed at that 2 !

  • lol toilet paper stickin out of your shirt!!!

  • I love how you really commit to your characters, they all have different personalities and they are all hilarious! but if Miss Tequila Johnson called me with that attitude, I'd have to tell her about herself LOL.

  • Lmao!!! 

  • Lol 

  • he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy but funny!!!

  • Lmao!!! :P

    

  • LOL 1:17

  • god your annoying

  • @Matthew12456789 shut your damn face, and go watch Ray William Shit or something.

  • "Umm, you know what, i dont feel good about this, i think you gonna have to call someone else." Excuse mE!?!?! LMFAOOOOO

  • my name is tequila jhonon dont get it twisted

  • PATROCIOUS!!!

  • its funny that you get all dressed up to that prank call when the people cant even see you LMAO

  • @EmTheGem10 It's called "getting into character" (;

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!

  • @haexkae42008 I know, right? He's crazy-talented. I die laughing on all of these, no lie. My mom is a huge fan as well. Ha. Tequila is by far my favorite, though.

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo OMG yes!! tequila is my favorite also!!! and mumbles is my second. i dont know if you watched the parent teacher confernce prank but that one is BY FARRRR my FAV!!!! i almost pee'd myself watching that one.. this guy is sooo funny!!

  • @haexkae42008 Of course I've seen it(: It's hilarious. I've watched pretty much all of his vids. Skippy and Emelio are my 2nd and 3rd favorites. The Craigslist prank calls are pretty amazing also. Ha. Oh, and Marlin wanting the Jewish egg roll; I love that one. Plus you can't forget Hacker. Seriously, I could go on and on about this guy. Just look at him(;

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo his prank calls are hilarious!!!! i tell everyone about his videos but no one seems to laugh as hard as i do lol

  • @haexkae42008 Really? That's a shame. I love this guy. I laugh so hard I can't breathe, my stomach hurts, and I have tears running down my cheeks. But of course it's always better to watch with people who have the same reaction. It makes it that much better.

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo exactly!!! im like why arent you laughing that hard? maybe my husband was having a bad day that day and wasnt really into funny stuff bc this guy should make any person with the least personality or sence of humor, crack up!

  • @haexkae42008 Ha. Indeed, my thoughts exactly. His vids should be capable to lift anyone's spirits! At least in my opinion(;

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!

  • @MissCupcakeCutiexo Wooo!!!(:

  • is that a popsicle stick??? lmfao

  • @pirtygurl It's an emery board. (nail file)

  • @AZAP28 well ik thats what its supposed to be, but it looks like a popsicle stick

  • You r so funny I'm drinking my water and when I listen to this I'm CDs Ken up with water almost coming out of my nose!!!!

  • The nail filing is hilarious!!! Love this, I can't believe there are dislikes on this

  • 2:28 - 2:36 = AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  • "I cant go to work when there's croissantulas havin a party up in my baphroom.." Too funny.