I have been watching you since way before u were sponsored and you are one of the few that actually stay hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! I love all your stuff! ps....I hope you get ur crasantualas under control....im going to go vaccume my house with my dison!
Hey guys. My ex girlfriend uploaded a really embarrassing video of me to facebook, and everyone made fun of me the next day in school. After school yesterday, I wrote a funny and mean rap/song and made it into a youtube video. My friend put it on facebook and I've been getting so much crap for it. 90% of the school wants me dead. I honestly thought it was pretty funny, so if you guys could go to my channel and give me some feedback it would be great.
Oh, Sweet Jees! I think my Mum had a pair of earrings like those in the early '80's, LOL! I also hope that Tequila has some semblance of fingernails leftover on her left hand after all of that filing, lol!! WE LOVE YOU, ED BASSMASTER....even though we will never be able to look at another croissant again, without seeing 8 legs poking out!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!
I do dispatch and scheduling at a pest control company in north carolina. Last month a teenager called with this spiel. Boy was he surprised when i "axed" if tis tequila?
ppl who get thumbs up post something about vevo and Justin Bieber..Something or someone brought them here or people what start comments with "thumbs up if.."... lil wayne sucks, im listening to this is 2011, something about the dislike bar and charlie sheen, your leaning on your left elbow, only gay people get thumbs.. ummm Casey Anthony, Rebecca black, Eminem is the best.. scroll back up your missing the video
I love how you really commit to your characters, they all have different personalities and they are all hilarious! but if Miss Tequila Johnson called me with that attitude, I'd have to tell her about herself LOL.
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!
@haexkae42008 I know, right? He's crazy-talented. I die laughing on all of these, no lie. My mom is a huge fan as well. Ha. Tequila is by far my favorite, though.
@MissCupcakeCutiexo OMG yes!! tequila is my favorite also!!! and mumbles is my second. i dont know if you watched the parent teacher confernce prank but that one is BY FARRRR my FAV!!!! i almost pee'd myself watching that one.. this guy is sooo funny!!
@haexkae42008 Of course I've seen it(: It's hilarious. I've watched pretty much all of his vids. Skippy and Emelio are my 2nd and 3rd favorites. The Craigslist prank calls are pretty amazing also. Ha. Oh, and Marlin wanting the Jewish egg roll; I love that one. Plus you can't forget Hacker. Seriously, I could go on and on about this guy. Just look at him(;
@haexkae42008 Really? That's a shame. I love this guy. I laugh so hard I can't breathe, my stomach hurts, and I have tears running down my cheeks. But of course it's always better to watch with people who have the same reaction. It makes it that much better.
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exactly!!! im like why arent you laughing that hard? maybe my husband was having a bad day that day and wasnt really into funny stuff bc this guy should make any person with the least personality or sence of humor, crack up!
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!
Crosantulas(:
Tequelia Johnson
BrittanyHall1000 1 day ago
How you doin
SnakeJake23 1 day ago
i got croissantulas in my bathroom hahahhaha
TylerJoseph123 4 days ago
i spit at 1:18 hahahhahaha
hotchikaero 1 week ago
wow the customer service is horrible
thunder72191 1 week ago
I gotta go ta work
djgogetta5 2 weeks ago
I wonder what they said after this video....
Urloveismine23 2 weeks ago
"Excuse me" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA
MauricioAE1 2 weeks ago
i was dyin when his wig fell off!
cooki3m0ster93 2 weeks ago
nice costume
MrJbfamous 2 weeks ago
bahahaha his wig fell off (x
damncrystal1 2 weeks ago
I have been watching you since way before u were sponsored and you are one of the few that actually stay hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! I love all your stuff! ps....I hope you get ur crasantualas under control....im going to go vaccume my house with my dison!
5274047 2 weeks ago
his wig fell off hahahahaha
MrMurph1121 3 weeks ago
The guy was rude
kORkOR19 3 weeks ago
lmao. My name's Tequila Johnson, don't get it twisted! Sooo funny
s3sh 3 weeks ago 3
tequila johnson...dont get it twisted (wig falls off)
OnToTheNextOneBreezy 3 weeks ago
Lmao
bryant1779 3 weeks ago
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tlscott63 3 weeks ago
hahaha i love how he goes into full character! :)
aussiechic123 3 weeks ago
I think one of the croissantulas got my dog in a headlock or something cuz he ain't moving...brilliant lol
AStefan916 4 weeks ago 6
if u watch this 100 times its still funny!
0825bird 1 month ago
haha! i agree with thickgothgirlx !!!! tequila.0 XD !!!!!!!!
tirza1024 1 month ago
Escyoose me?! *click*
norevelation 1 month ago 2
how he keeps a straight face im baffled
wolfx96 1 month ago
sir........ dis is a maam, this aint no sir!!!
MrDanteg123 1 month ago
i need pest control over here ASAP((: makes my dayy(:
this is a maam not no sir(:
lollolification 1 month ago
lol yo hair fell off
brien1233 1 month ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
I love how he dresses up even though he's on the phone xD
Phantom1235786 1 month ago
your so gayly hilarious
iiRollSushii 1 month ago
"How yu doin?"
"Whos callin?"
"I said How yu doin?"
Beetydeedy13 1 month ago 3
"ecxuse me?!?! That was rude." haha love it!
sugarfoot971 1 month ago
"my name tequila johnson, don't get it twisted!" hahahaha
BASimmons17 1 month ago
FUNNY. " How You doing"
JuniorSullivan1 1 month ago
How you doin??... I SAID: "HOW YOU DOIN"..
DanielsWife85 1 month ago
well the cresantual got my dog in a headlock or something
lexablank 1 month ago
:D!
tequilapaige 1 month ago
now thats a real woman!
N8mont4 1 month ago
Imagine how smooth his nails were after making this video.
BackwardsSnuggie 1 month ago
My croissantulas got my dog in a headlock hahahahahahahahhaa fuckin LOVE it!! :D
EliteSiege1082 1 month ago 4
this is messed up :D
maddylovesyoohlots64 1 month ago
poor dog, getting headlocked by a croissantula.....
AVeryNiceEverything 1 month ago
I thought this was the weirdest shit at first, Tequila is like my fav character now!! God this is great!!
JTC31290 1 month ago
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TheNineb117 1 month ago
DON'T GET IT ! TWIST IT!
TheNineb117 1 month ago
It's Tequila Johnson; don't get it twisted!!!!
jeditight 1 month ago
tequila and glozell need to make a video together... thumbs up if agreed...
TheMisslyss14 1 month ago
I love how on every tequla vid he has to repeat "how you doin " twice lol
Metalmikebach 1 month ago 47
@Metalmikebach me too his skits are pretty funny
walnutcreekjg1385 2 days ago
@walnutcreekjg1385 no kidding tough!!! i agree
walnutcreekjg1385 2 days ago
Can't believe he hung up. On a customer, lol
JwhateverJ 1 month ago
wig falls off at 1:20, brilliant
why406 1 month ago 3
one of the crisantulas got my dog in head lock
chodewarriors1123 1 month ago
manOman them scrastanchillas done pushed yo whole fukkin wig back lolz
clawz1000 1 month ago
"You've got WHAT?!?!"
bishiewuvr 1 month ago
:well the Croissantula got my dog in a head lock or somethin"
ReachinForTheStars 1 month ago
Tequila your so funny!!! Lol You Go Tequila!!! ASAP lol
theghosters1 1 month ago
He should take over TOSH.O -__- like seirously then I could understand the jokes.
ThickgothGirlX 1 month ago 35
my fav part is when his wig falls off @ dun get it twisted! ROFL! lol
denimcraze 1 month ago
I think a Croissantula has my chiuahuahua in a head lock lol jk
ilovestefanolangone2 1 month ago
"this is a man but im no sir" lol awesome
nameless527 1 month ago
For a dude, you put lipstick on like a pro...
HeresMissy 1 month ago 3
this guy is truly amazing
tootight65 1 month ago
Exuse Me ? Thats Rude !
Stephanie189Fun 1 month ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
LMFAOOO "crosantuala got my dog in a headlock or somethin"
Shytsucksbr0 1 month ago
RROOFOFLFLLLL he stuffed his bra this dude is too fuckin funny man
Shytsucksbr0 1 month ago
I love all your videos would you look at that lol
AODkingzmlg 1 month ago
Glozell and Tequila need to get together ! ASAP
FaiBeenz 1 month ago
@FaiBeenz lmao i know right lol
TEDEBAGOS 1 month ago
lol...his wig :D
tiggerey12 1 month ago
1:17 LMFAO. :D Love you Tequila!
Kuroshiitsuji 1 month ago
Does anyone know who Sharolaid/Vaneesha Jones/etc is?? He reminds me so much of him :'( I miss Sharolaid..
MeFishiee 1 month ago
Excuse me!? Click!!!!
That was hilarious!!
BlaccAmber 2 months ago
Sassy
AubdogHD 2 months ago
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Hey guys. My ex girlfriend uploaded a really embarrassing video of me to facebook, and everyone made fun of me the next day in school. After school yesterday, I wrote a funny and mean rap/song and made it into a youtube video. My friend put it on facebook and I've been getting so much crap for it. 90% of the school wants me dead. I honestly thought it was pretty funny, so if you guys could go to my channel and give me some feedback it would be great.
WetDoritos 2 months ago
diz dude iz hella funny swear 2 god
M1KE519 2 months ago
bardle doo
skillian09 2 months ago
"I SAID HOW U DOING!"
infernogamers 2 months ago
lol i like the part when his wig falls off
maryannbowen 2 months ago
"Pshh that was rude!" Hahahahahahahaha lmfao!
BrutalPhenom 2 months ago
How you doin ?
xJordan510x2011 2 months ago
Hahahha ! Hilariouuss ' (':
MyyLovee23 2 months ago
Tequila so ghetto lol
cieronic 2 months ago
I cant got to work when there is Croissantulas having a party up in my bathroom
TheNigerianScammer 2 months ago
dis a ma am not a sir hahahahahaha
gnblfy1 2 months ago
Walmark.
drumnick266 2 months ago
When his wig fell off. I shat myself.
molotov001 2 months ago
lol he reminds me of beetle juice idk why lol
1691christian 2 months ago
this pest control nd you aint neva heard of a croissantulas!?!?!?!?!? <------- lmfao
strawberriyum16 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
lol u can c the stuffing in his shirt
forgivenbrooke 2 months ago
1:13 - 1:17 best part
Dairyjojo6 2 months ago
Her and Shanaynay need to do a video together!
nickoseguera555 2 months ago
lol my fav
lesliehurst100 2 months ago
Love it!!
beckylastinger 2 months ago
This is so Freakin Funny! Love Miss Tequila...especially when Tequila call regarding Seasonal Help.
KILOMAN68 2 months ago
Lmfao jajajaj the whole video was great but where the wig took a tumble was hilarious
vick1983s 2 months ago
Oh, Sweet Jees! I think my Mum had a pair of earrings like those in the early '80's, LOL! I also hope that Tequila has some semblance of fingernails leftover on her left hand after all of that filing, lol!! WE LOVE YOU, ED BASSMASTER....even though we will never be able to look at another croissant again, without seeing 8 legs poking out!!! EEEEWWWW!!!!!!
30kendra 2 months ago
LMFAO!!!! Tequila needs (her) own dictionary lol!!! YOU GO, GIRL!!!!
30kendra 2 months ago
theres Croissantulas having a party up in my bathroom
dk1802 2 months ago 51
"we cant make it there today" WTF BITCH. WHAT IF THERE WAS A CROCODILE IN MY FUCKEN LIVING ROOM. ARE U GONNA TELL ME TO GO FUCKEN DIE?! WTF!!
1995mscastro 2 months ago
I wonder if Croissantulas are edible.
28sarahboo 2 months ago
Patrocious. Haha
ilovenaltsvideos 2 months ago
At 1:17 it looks like tequila has a Croissantula on her back LOLOLOL !!!!!!!!!!!
Heat631Miami 2 months ago
I do dispatch and scheduling at a pest control company in north carolina. Last month a teenager called with this spiel. Boy was he surprised when i "axed" if tis tequila?
I love your humor Ed !!! Keep em coming!!!
6868818 2 months ago
One of the funniest
TheCbates5 2 months ago
Do it smell effervessent!!
fiercefaithinc 2 months ago
"I cant go to work when theres croissantulas havein a party up in my bathroom" LMAO!
TonopahCoyote 2 months ago 2
"dis a ma'am dis aint no sir" LMFAO :)D
jakefoggia124 2 months ago
I lovvvv You Girl!!!!!!!!!!
snolovsisle126 2 months ago
LMAO i can't quit laughing
crazy15924 2 months ago 18
I love this video I saw it at camp It was hilarious...i think the crossantulas got my dog in a headlock, ya know he went up a sniffed one of them
gymnastgirl03 2 months ago
dang you are a pro at pranking!!honest truth
PrettyINpinkDA 2 months ago
I have the same problem girl !! Ohh shoot !!
beatsbyfashion 2 months ago
I CAN'T I'M GONNA PEE ON MY COUCH....LMFAO IT'S 3AM AND I CAN'T STOP WATCHING TAH KWEE LAH!!!
angelmiller728 2 months ago
i quote this video like every single day! :)
HorseFreek95 2 months ago in playlist HorseFreek95's favorites
How u doin??? LOL huahauhauahuahauh
JaMoCoAl 2 months ago in playlist I AINT THE ONE
Thumbs up if you couldn't breath when you were laughing when he said " the croissantula got my dog in a headlock or something cuz he aint moving".
dkev3 2 months ago
Excuse me!? Pshh dat was rudee lmfao!
praguegrrl44 2 months ago
Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!! I laugh so hard every time I watch it, more tequila videos!!!
Shapphireruby13x2 2 months ago
145 peoples apartments smell patrocious
DestructiveDevon95 3 months ago
I love this guy- he's funny as heck without being vulgar.
SEHANO 3 months ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ur wig fell off im dying :D
ashleydabestx3 3 months ago
LOL i can see your fake boobs with the tissues
gavinjuly2000 3 months ago
fuking funny ilove the vids keep doin tequila!!, MORE TEQUILA VIDEOS!!!!! PLZ!!!
sotacash 3 months ago
LOLZ I like when hes like I SAID HOW U DOINGSS_ROLSS EYES_
TheTeamgrimmierawks 3 months ago
man, you are tooo funny! :)
hannahirp 3 months ago
i said how u doin lol
MrProtuber 3 months ago
HOW U DOIH'? I SAID HOW U DOIH'
DarkSphinxx 3 months ago
thumbs up you're actually finding for the minigame in runescape.
GauceTank 3 months ago
im an instant fan of tequilla! lol
TVInformative 3 months ago
that first lady was a bitch
HistoryIsMadeByMe 3 months ago
this a ma'am this aint no SIR! lmbo! yuu tell 'em tequila!
shaniaedwards14 3 months ago
Ed you totally crack me up haaaaa .... um... damn...don't look behind you one of those cransaqulas is behind you ...yipe!
RuthieTalk 3 months ago
omg, this totally happened to me like last week !!!! lol :p
girlygirlpancake 3 months ago
that lady was SO rude!
UHHHH WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY SPIDERS NOW DATS RUDE!
HowlintheSky 3 months ago
i woke up and there was croissantulas in my bathroom lmao
xohoneybunnyxo 3 months ago
I said how ya doing?!?!
I hate it when I call these places on the phone and I ask "How are you?" and they say "How can i help u?" I SAID HOW ARE YOU
SpikeChaosBleeds 3 months ago
the crasantulas have my dog in a headlock i dont know i think he sniffed 1 or something he aint moving.... xDDDDD
nelson0133494 3 months ago
looooooooooooooool
kashmir8492 3 months ago
crasantulas
kashmir8492 3 months ago
pmsl
Honey88Koonce 3 months ago
no hes got jewantulas
rememrald30 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
145 people got Croissantulas in their bafrum.
Urloveismine23 4 months ago
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How do you think of something like croissantulas?
InKa4484 4 months ago
i think the crossantulas got ma dogg in a headlock cuz he aint movin.. lmfao. too funny
lilmamaalreadycuffed 4 months ago 51
@lilmamaalreadycuffed def LMAO at that part lol
comedycort 2 months ago
@comedycort hahah lmao RIGHT!
lilmamaalreadycuffed 2 months ago
i love how he dresses up for the prank call xDD
WOBERTPATTYSIN 4 months ago
The problem is i got crossatulas in my bathrum...YOU GOT WHAT!?!?!?!?!!? LOOL funniest part!
amen2god 4 months ago
This guy is HILARIOUS!!!!
macmars92 4 months ago
its tequila johnson dont get it twisted then his wig falls off lol!!!
rrrudyrivera25 4 months ago 74
@rrrudyrivera25 LMAO i laughed at that 2 !
tang347 2 months ago
lol toilet paper stickin out of your shirt!!!
CrayzeePkay 4 months ago
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ppl who get thumbs up post something about vevo and Justin Bieber..Something or someone brought them here or people what start comments with "thumbs up if.."... lil wayne sucks, im listening to this is 2011, something about the dislike bar and charlie sheen, your leaning on your left elbow, only gay people get thumbs.. ummm Casey Anthony, Rebecca black, Eminem is the best.. scroll back up your missing the video
SEATTLEBOI253 4 months ago
I love how you really commit to your characters, they all have different personalities and they are all hilarious! but if Miss Tequila Johnson called me with that attitude, I'd have to tell her about herself LOL.
dontlookimbare 4 months ago
Lmao!!!
LoveNewYork4Ever 4 months ago
Lol
Thehunter1115999 4 months ago
he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy but funny!!!
MsJazzyJay86 4 months ago
Lmao!!! :P
LoveNewYork4Ever 4 months ago
LOL 1:17
tukmonsterps3 4 months ago
god your annoying
Matthew12456789 4 months ago
@Matthew12456789 shut your damn face, and go watch Ray William Shit or something.
jackloveshisangelo 4 months ago
"Umm, you know what, i dont feel good about this, i think you gonna have to call someone else." Excuse mE!?!?! LMFAOOOOO
BubbleBoy171 4 months ago
my name is tequila jhonon dont get it twisted
TheNajeeboo 4 months ago
PATROCIOUS!!!
mattdaddyful 4 months ago
its funny that you get all dressed up to that prank call when the people cant even see you LMAO
EmTheGem10 4 months ago
@EmTheGem10 It's called "getting into character" (;
MissCupcakeCutiexo 4 months ago in playlist Liked
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!
haexkae42008 4 months ago
@haexkae42008 I know, right? He's crazy-talented. I die laughing on all of these, no lie. My mom is a huge fan as well. Ha. Tequila is by far my favorite, though.
MissCupcakeCutiexo 4 months ago
@MissCupcakeCutiexo OMG yes!! tequila is my favorite also!!! and mumbles is my second. i dont know if you watched the parent teacher confernce prank but that one is BY FARRRR my FAV!!!! i almost pee'd myself watching that one.. this guy is sooo funny!!
haexkae42008 4 months ago
@haexkae42008 Of course I've seen it(: It's hilarious. I've watched pretty much all of his vids. Skippy and Emelio are my 2nd and 3rd favorites. The Craigslist prank calls are pretty amazing also. Ha. Oh, and Marlin wanting the Jewish egg roll; I love that one. Plus you can't forget Hacker. Seriously, I could go on and on about this guy. Just look at him(;
MissCupcakeCutiexo 4 months ago
@MissCupcakeCutiexo his prank calls are hilarious!!!! i tell everyone about his videos but no one seems to laugh as hard as i do lol
haexkae42008 4 months ago
@haexkae42008 Really? That's a shame. I love this guy. I laugh so hard I can't breathe, my stomach hurts, and I have tears running down my cheeks. But of course it's always better to watch with people who have the same reaction. It makes it that much better.
MissCupcakeCutiexo 4 months ago
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exactly!!! im like why arent you laughing that hard? maybe my husband was having a bad day that day and wasnt really into funny stuff bc this guy should make any person with the least personality or sence of humor, crack up!
haexkae42008 4 months ago
@haexkae42008 Ha. Indeed, my thoughts exactly. His vids should be capable to lift anyone's spirits! At least in my opinion(;
MissCupcakeCutiexo 4 months ago
@MissCupcakeCutiexo exzactly and hes trying to get into character for everyone on youtube and give us a good laugh, this guy is going somewhere BIG or already is! this guy plays like 10 different people and hes AMAZING at every single one of them characters!!! & hes got a wife and three kids!! woo hoo! hes really good! i hope to see him in comedy movies soon!!!
haexkae42008 4 months ago
@MissCupcakeCutiexo Wooo!!!(:
EmTheGem10 3 months ago
is that a popsicle stick??? lmfao
pirtygurl 4 months ago
@pirtygurl It's an emery board. (nail file)
AZAP28 4 months ago
@AZAP28 well ik thats what its supposed to be, but it looks like a popsicle stick
pirtygurl 4 months ago
You r so funny I'm drinking my water and when I listen to this I'm CDs Ken up with water almost coming out of my nose!!!!
slebron123 4 months ago
The nail filing is hilarious!!! Love this, I can't believe there are dislikes on this
jaredA36 4 months ago
2:28 - 2:36 = AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
MegaAnimation1 4 months ago
"I cant go to work when there's croissantulas havin a party up in my baphroom.." Too funny.
MegaAnimation1 4 months ago