Monty Python's Milkman

[ornjoos]

Well look on the bright side. Eventually all their milk will turn into cheese or butter, so at least they won't starve.

[Demosthenes65]

What a perfect timing for the punch.

[donnisl]

breast milk

[amyb123456781]

i wonder why we dont get milk men anymore

[bittylover2]

id milk carol!!

[GregTom2]

He was thinking he'd milk her.

[DJSbros]

That's the last thing i expected to happen haha

[jadoreletheatre]

why couldn't the milkmen in the room have broken the window and fallen out? better wounded than sentenced to death.

[Sportsfanno1]

the face of Cleese is priceless

[GenocideOnToast]

This is my favorite thing from Monty Pythons Flying Circus, ever.

Fuck yeah skeletal milk man.

[MasterGeneralRyan]

lolz

[datel3ss]

I actually lol'd

[RD19902010]

@riffraff875 sure its not carol, its lindsay lohan!!!!

[debunker1]

i love this sketch its like a mini tales of the unexpected =)....peace

[WarHighlanderMkII]

IT'S A TRAP!

[Soilwar]

Osama Bin Laden isn't dead... he was just caught by the lady who likes to milk men! Look! 0:54 :D

[Cidantis]

did Milkmen ever actually get laid for no reason like this sketch might suggest?

[jonragnarsson]

Isn't that the same house where the funniest joke in the world was written?

[derbigpr500]

I'd milk her.

[viridismonasteriense]

IT'S A TRAP

[f1f1s]

14 people were seduced by Carol...

[Laurelindo]

I'm a guy and I also think Michael Palin is really cute.

No seriously, look at him, he actually is very cute.

[matthewmch]

john cleese's faces at the end is priceless!

[GinckMedia]

There are very few Monty Python sketches that really make me laugh, and this is one of them.

[MelvinThe42]

It's ridiculous how society allows women to cheat on their husbands & boyfriends.

[xoxbutterfingerx]

@MelvinThe42  It's ridiculous how society allows men to cheat of their wives and girlfriends.

[kingdomfalls]

@xoxbutterfingerx It's ridiculous how society allows people to cheat on each other.

[ihateloudbitches]

GOTCHA!!!!!!

[dreamcore]

It's a trap.

[penguinati0n18]

when I saw the title and the preview picture to this vid I thought the milkman was gonna milk the lady...guess that's too absurd for monty python. I'd agree.

[KleenezeRichardGreta]

I bet their milk has gone off

[76juno]

The next time your uncle has a day off work then give me a shout. I'll do his round for him.

[8gabes]

this happend to my uncle a few weeks a go we live in england

[theeightsin]

@AMCmachine, indeed, that skeleton at the end and that old man don't stand out, but only if you watch very carrefully, you'll notice it.

[SPYDOC1]

I'd be waiting on her opening the door for the next victim, drag her in a gangbang the bitch, take that!

[Timmo323]

Still gets a laugh! Phooerrr eh!

[NJburbsSeeker]

I still laugh at this every time. So simple and so well done.

[Phallafets]

superb

[D2L3TH4L1]

Look at the end

its the ITS guy

[thebelly2010]

Carol has a sexy navel.

[head909]

Did you ever think that you were all part of my dream at

lucid the novel dot com

[narutokingvamp1991]

i would be a good bit upset -.-

[Mazak23]

I think I would have bolted for the door as soon as she opened it!

[cuttock]

HAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! Love the skeleton

[Rodimus78]

It's incredibly possible that seductive woman's got issues breastfeeding her kids because her breasts have a low milk production flow.

-R78

[cgprincess613]

well if my milkman was MIchael Palin, I might want to seduce him too :]

[S5ate99lit3e]

@cgprincess613 Wholeheartedly, agree.

[ellaguru2112]

@cgprincess613 If my milkman was Michael Palin, I would have tackled him to the floor and ripped his clothes off. If you have a man that hot at your door, you waste no time! Phwoar!

[petruccakos]

does anyone knows her name?

[buffbaer]

@petruccakos

carol cleveland

[dharmaseed]

@buffbaer I'm thinking that's not Carol Cleveland. It does look like the lady who appeared nude in 'The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker,' tho.

[buffbaer]

@dharmaseed

definitely carol.

google for "seduced milkmen" . ;)

[NonStopRocker]

wrong!....looked it up and this woman is NOT Carol Cleveland....she is an uncredited actress,,,,,,Carol did play her in another movie though..!

[cbak12sg]

@NonStopRocker Carol Cleveland played the part in the restaged version in And Now For Something Completely Different. The one with the uncredited actress here is funnier, but Carol Cleveland was sexier!

[NonStopRocker]

I agree..!!

[kdzwgns]

im going to do this to my milkmen! muah haha!

[AngryOfMayfair]

Makes me giggle as soon as Palin has that furtive glance to see if the coast's clear, and THAT music starts.

Sheer brilliance!!

[Vickerator]

LOL

[Morris87464]

Moral of the Sketch: If it looks too good to be true, it probably is.

[TheGasMan666]

*sigh* the group was so young then...

[HaoSci]

Wow, that was an unexpected ending.

[bluemystic7502]

Boner alert!

[taksravenlive]

The look on Cleeses face is a classic....

[hebiakatsuki]

the house at the beginning is the same one that they used in that killer joke sketch

[Kotori32]

The milk the old milkman is carrying must be pretty bad by now.

[ufoalian]

lol he got tricked

[billyva45]

that music played in one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

[LongLiveRock87]

On of the milkmen is actually a skeleton !!!

[lewars1912]

@LongLiveRock87 Yes, One's a skeleton. Extremely sad sketch. Suicidal stuff.

[Xerock]

@LongLiveRock87

Well milk is very good for the bones.

[jutubaeh]

@LongLiveRock87 hes from jail

[AMCmachine]

The way Mike Palin looks around with surprise and delight before following is priceless. It's those little touches of absurdity that made Python so enduringly funny.

[TheXyaan]

LOL!

[JanderStrahd]

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."

For those of you who get the reference, you win 10 internets. Googling it doesn't count. X3

[hazface]

good quote that :D

[Shadowhog]

Psychonauts lol

[Celiecinema1]

He comes to the door, he sees a beautiful girl, the girl leads him upstairs, opens a door, with the milkman behind. The milkman shrugs and goes in. The room is full of milkmen, some of whom are very old.

Too good!

[Gourizzo]

NO WAI!

[HonourWithDeath]

So thats why the milkmen been disappearing to.

hahaha XD

[MrComunCentz]

got milk?

[Simeysmi]

I love the way he takes the milk crate with him

[shune84]

:D she likes her fair share of milkman.

[davepx]

Brilliant... "The room is full of milkmen,... some of whom are very old". Hard to imagine Palin looking so lecherous, seems such a nice chap nowadays. :)

And I'd missed the skeleton too!

[maxorke]

LOL

[DirtyNHairy]

yup, that's affermitive, it deserve a capital LOL

[maxorke]

yeah, LOL xD

[cortezraes]

best python sketch ever! thanks for posting! :)

[tsetsoooo]

I wonder what she keeps them for ?

[drahoop]

there her trophy husbands.

[33SaAAam]

there some milk there for them

[Rainspirit12]

Haha, Love that blank expressions of the trapped milk mans!

[ridingisasport]

At least they have some milk to drink....

[Tehrasha]

Love the skeleton in the back row.

[pluto]

I don't see a skeleton... Just an old pale guy :/

[pluto]

oh I see it now lol

[iratesoldier]

LOL that's so fucked up! :D but i like it

[pradtheprophet]

so totally random..... :D fricking hilarious!!

[sterkekoffie]

Did she ever pay for the milk?

[viotech]

MALA ONNNNNNNNNDA.

[bo0kw05m]

aha, i like how michael still brings the milk inside with him :D

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

did you notice at the end that they all still had their milk, it kinda makes you wonder what they were planning to do with it

[slayerrat]

lol

[ryokua]

This is why I don't trust seductive women. She might lock me inside a room full of milkmen. You never know until it's too late...

[Saesegral]

Holy fuck, that was genius.

[notrllyamoviejunkie]

LOL

i haven't seen this one before!

god, is it just me or does Palin look even cuter in the Milkman outfit??

[AutumnxMeadows93]

MIchael Palin ALWAYS looks cute!

[Tuilelen]

EeEeEeEeEee!!!!!!!!!

I love him; if only he were a bit younger!

[AutumnxMeadows93]

lol true but he still has the Michael palin charm as he's an older man, but in these monty python videos, it's like he's young and sexy forever!!! <33

[54spiritedwill54]

Great one! ha thats funny

[flowerlove79]

Python sketches ALWAYS get 5 stars

[summergirl1970]

very good.

[WillieWonka928D]

why dont they just escape through the window?

[AngelofTristan]

cause then it6 would make SENSE!!

[munty11]

this isnt of flying circus

[pellejuda]

Yes, it is. Check out Episode 3 from Series 1. The sketch is called Seduced Milkmen.

[munty11]

oh ok its on one of the movies isnt it too not to sure which one thoe

[salsac13]

now for somethig completely different

[WeedEatinFlyinCougar]

a gorbotroffian flopperdinkle

[TheBonaparteReport]

@munty11 yes it is, dork.

[THECLASH1994]

Cokeman

REally good MP!

[JoeDaPokemonMasta1]

...Wow! Being a milkman must really suck! XDDD

[MML2BeachedWhale]

lol i love how theres a milkman skeleton and an old milkman on top of the chest. you really dont get enough time to notice them, if u do it makes it even funnier cuz you realize shes been doing this for ages

[aliciabrissou]

BTW thats not Carol Cleaveland in that sketch.

but it was her in the "and now for something completely different" version of the milkman sketch.

[davo171]

HES WANTS TOT SE IF SHES GOT MILK...

[Jarosmith]

hilarious

[Friscalating]

Really underrated sketch.

[Blauendorn]

A classic. Does anyone know the name ot that wonderful symphony?

[ikshields]

It's not a symphony -- it's elevator muzak.

(And how DARE you confuse that with classical music!!!! lol...)

[Xerock]

Is it our fault all classical music sounds like elevator music?

It sounds like you need to tell those classical composers to stop lolligagging around and stop trying to rip off perfectly good elevator music.

[ikshields]

Let me guess: you've based your entire idea of orchestra music on what you hear on radio (or in elevators)?

Never heard the "Rite of Spring"? (It's only the violent birth of the entire musical 20th century -- no biggie.)

Ever play Ligeti's "Atmospheres" in an elevator? People start seeing Jupiter's gases and Star Children.

Maybe Steve Mackie (Electric Guitar Concerto)? No? Thomas Ades ("Powder Her Face", the opera that opens with a blowjob)?

Hm.

So -- ever get out of the elevator?

[Xerock]

No, i based my entire idea on the Monty Python-esque absurdity of there not being any elevators in the era of classical composers like Bach, Beethoven and Wagner.

Ever feel like the world is laughing at you?

[ridingisasport]

You do realize there was what we'd call classical music before elevators were ever invented, right? haha and the stuff here does sound like elevator music, if only it was blander and more repeditive.

[Xerock]

that was the point of my joke.

[ridingisasport]

okay then.

[beatlesman93]

jokes are supposed to be funny

[contempgirl]

I got it Xerock it was the word lolligaging that was a tip of.

[pashaahsj]

hey there, i haven't read wat you said, but its just 2oo long. :(

[WoseyPosey]

Hi - the music is a peice by ''Montivani'' and it's called Charmaine. Really beautiful, I agree. :)

[Blauendorn]

Dear WoseyPosey. Thank you very, very much ... I almost gave up hope for an useful answer. I know it's an awful sticky piece of music and there are lots of better ones in operas, radios or lifts ... but somehow i like it ;-).

Interesting facts I found on Wikipedia:

Charmaine is a popular song written by Erno Rapee... The song was written in 1926 and published in 1927.

(...)

An instrumental version arranged by Ronald Binge and performed by the Mantovani orchestra ... in 1951.

[WoseyPosey]

That's okay - no problem. It's very frustrating not finding a peice of music you like and very satisfying heping someone else find out what it is :) I love this version and I'm glad I could help you.

[Aarrow94]

whats she gunna do with them? O.o

[douro20]

They called her "Carol Cleavage"...but her bum is even better

[fistusfanius]

I dont to to be a milkman anymore, they get lured into traps.

[rulerofthebog]

Michael's deliciously adorable....'specially when he licks his lips and looks around to make sure no one's watching. :D

[AutumnxMeadows93]

Amen to that xD

[CarlaJaynems]

lol the skeleton milkman hehe

[Crouchienv]

Where is the skeleton milkman? That's my favourite bit, and this clip finishes before you get to see him!

[CarlaJaynems]

second from the right, just when he turns round to see them all

[Shademp]

This is why I don't trust seductive women. She might lock me inside a room full of milkmen. You never know until it's too late...

[SamSimaX]

What of seductive milkmaids?

[xxmrjimxx]

Wonderful!

[guitargreats2]

Great one

[LODGE4444]

That was GREAT

[Antarblue]

Thanks!

[Sumunya]

one of the best :)

[DrWinston0Boogie]

classic

[jessiethegeek]

hehehe.their all so cute in their milkmen uniforms.specialy micheal palin. i want to be carol cleavland:(

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[ifm2181]

She did a lot of stuff on the show; as far as I'm concerned, she is an official Python.

[MyMoi93]

Haha xD Very funny xD

[johnowenD]

They could get out through the window :P

[gregvs3]

Maybe they're hoping she'll come back???

[datasloth]

Im a little creeped out... i kinda saw it coming 0.o

[bstep13]

that was BOGUS LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[gregvs3]

Pretty unusual hobby she's got there.

[DarthIracundus]

That is brilliant.

[vvelvettearss]

Lol did anyone notice the skeleton milkman at the back?

[orbfile]

Carol Cleveland is so sexy!!!

[Sukriti]

lol...

Michael is so cute...

0:24... hah!

[arekxxx]

LOL! I didn't see that coming!

[leuxo]

haha :D

[filmorevwbus]

ha thats funny

[alrano]

haha funny and clever. niceish woman too