Presidential Race Narrows! 1-31-08

[Shushu21420]

SINGLESBYZIP.(NET) btw- If you wanna hookup tonight you gotta check this site! to find your secret crush! Totally loved it -

[funbub]

nice!

[sigisbard]

WHAT ABOUT RON PAUL?

[TheSumpPump]

Well done Marta

[anakin11380]

Thanks for your videos Marta! You definitely have a great sense of humour :-)

[dagenjulty]

Marta, suggestions available for a deepening factor. Let the truth be known!

[getonit123]

LMAO- That's how NASA scientists really are!

[videocream]

What I would give, to have Marta

say "thank you" to me! ;)

[WileyCoyote69]

Hey, just send her free stuff!

Seems like an easy fix.

[familyfunny]

Looks like Edwards finally realized it's pointless. There is no defeating Obama/Hilary.

[iniksbane]

This was an awesome episode... loans to twelve year olds (and is it just me of does this sound like the whole S&L thing?). And mmm... my little kittens... that was awesome too. This was the awesomest awesome show in awesomeville. Really.

[Ick69]

Another great show, but you are still making fun of us space geeks. I know, it's too easy. I'm still watching, you can't stop me.

[Dog480]

So Marla, about Mercury;

can you confirm the rumor that Donald Trump wants to build a tower there?

[Atomicmicrobe]

Marta, Maybe you should have defined what kind of newsworthy pictures you want. I'm thinking that pictures about catching a record carp, or some guy robbing a bank with a banana are probably not what your are looking for...right?

[bobalens]

Your a ghoot Marta. Enjoying the gnooze channel alot. Thanks.

[scottmhoward]

lol. ghoot.

[FaceForRadio63]

Rudy's bucking vor V.P.

[qiranger]

Great as always Marta! Enjoy the weekend!

[CommentorX]

Who cares about Mercury? I want to see Uranus. (Sorry, couldn't resist the obligatory.)

[CallMeNiel]

well, time to buy a camera then!

[birhan2006]

nooze, you make my day.

[ftbotsb]

Pink Floyd should come out with "Dark Side of Mercury"

[CommentorX]

Ftbotsb, there is no dark side of Mercury really. Matter of fact, it's all dark.

[johnnymoondog]

Kewl !

[mikma]

mikma was here

[vitaminrich2]

I'm sorta disappointed Marta. I want to see you in pretty little dress again:-D

[WileyCoyote69]

Tell me, did you consider "Gnus" or was "Gnooze" the only choice? Gnus rock, you know--they are very lean and yet tasty. A bit gamy though.

BBQ Bill's sucks. They parboil their ribs instead of slow smoking them!

[PiratePuppetMelba]

Yay, Marta!

[marleyinoc]

me: where'd marta go?

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studio person: oh, she's buried over there under that pile of jpeg's

.

me: (cringe) ouch.

[gnooze]

Uh oh. That doesn't sound good.

Lol!

[zodezambo]

TAKE CARE MARTA!

[gnooze]

You too zodezambo!

[scottfreitas]

Another fun-filled Gnooze! :D Loved your John-boy Edwards act. Where was this when I woke up? I swore I looked and didn't see the Gnooze this morning..

Well, that's what I get for quitting caffeine. ;)

[gnooze]

It probably wasn't you... lately YouTube has been taking a little bit to make the show public. It was uploaded 1/30 at around 11:30PM PST.

If ever you can't find it, it's usually up on gnooze dot com first. :)

[WileyCoyote69]

Your Mercury is in retrograde, that's why!!!

[SheTalks]

You are funny!

[gnooze]

Thank you Anna!

[HarleyDrider]

Marta, I think O-Bomb-A will pick Edwards for his V.P. if he wins. Wait and see.

Trauma

[gnooze]

Noted. Who do you think Hillary with have as a running mate if it's her?

[hypnofan35]

i would just like to say that during the endorsment John McCain was doing rapid blinking and grimacing. They surely would not tell us he he was having residual effects of antipsychotic meds. They would say it was parkensonism and manageable. If we have a McCain/Giuliani ticket it might be good to head for Canada. Both those guys seem like Manchurian Candidates.

[gnooze]

I hear good things about Canada. :)

[kalvinphil]

During that Dramatic Lemur vid....He was watching gnooze wasnt he. I knew lemurs loved the gnooze as much as me !!!

[micahsamaniac]

Go news!

[micahsamaniac]

I love the gnooze. duh

[gnooze]

Thanks Micah! (Is there a joke I'm missing in your comments?) I'm a little distracted today.

[micahsamaniac]

oh I love the

[micahsamaniac]

I love

[trevb38]

So, you mean, when my dog did all my derivative and integral Calculus homework, he did it all wrong? Bad dog!!

Great show, my kitten (insert sinister laugh here)  :)

[gnooze]

:D Well, if your dog is a terrier or border collie, your chances are better.

But if it's from the toy group, sorry to say...

[Machination1]

Damn those 12-year-olds!

[gnooze]

Seriously! They can't pay their mortgages?!?! I'd have seen that coming.

[NikitaLion]

omgomg! teh woman from teh news show actually responds to teh people! OMG!

[gnooze]

Huh? You mean here in comments? Yes, I've been doing that for ages.

Hello Germany!

[goobersayshey]

Limbo Night at Bar-B-Que Bills! My Favorite!

Only to be outdone by the All-you-can-eat Sushi night at Catfish Charlies.....Mmmmm Raw Catfish.

(Of course there is also Kareoke night at Stuttering Sams..."ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-You light up ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-my life - Oh nevermind!"

[gnooze]

LOL. You're silly! I had no idea you loved Limbo Night at BBQ Bill's as much as those guys at the Fed.

And I don't think there's a catfish on this planet that's sushi grade. Eeeeyuck.

[UnderseaCaveman]

"Your Dog actually understands Calculus"....

I almost peed on myself!

[gnooze]

:D My dog can close the door on command, but I don't even think he understands algebra.

[KlaxonCow]

Maybe your dog does understand algebra. But how would we ever know?

He can't speak English to tell you. And he can't hold a pen in his paw to write out the equations on paper.

For all you know, when your dog is jumping up and down barking, you're thinking he just wants to go outside for a pee. But, in fact, he's trying to say "Eureka! Eureka! I've just worked out a series of equations for quantum gravity!".

[KlaxonCow]

Then as he's taking a leak on a nearby tree: "Stupid humans. Why am I always surrounded by these clueless naked apes that are too dumb to appreciate my genius?"

Hey, squirrels bury nuts in thousands of nut stores all over the place and they perfectly remember where every single one of them was, months later. Could you do that?

So, don't be an animal-ist. They aren't necessarily stupid, they are just "differently intelligent". ;D

[pyrrho314]

your dog only understands algebra? My dog understands tensor calculus, and my cat draws feynman diagram... I think that's what they are.

[jonesr999]

Hell, my dog never got beyond the multiplication tables. I feel like a damn fool.

[gnooze]

Have you considered a tutor?

[jonesr999]

Yes, I've considered a math tutor for my dog. Sadly, in my area the dog tutors only teach ballroom dancing, astrophysics, string theory, and hole digging.

[gnooze]

Well, I'm not entirely sure what he knows. Could be he's just playing it close to the vest.

[gnooze]

I never said I was certain he couldn't. Grandpaw is quite gifted. I've just never seen the evidence of his algebraic abilities.

Dolly Parton, on the other hand, not so smart. :) But she's adorable.

[positronicpathways]

Awesome show! (note to self: Start carrying a camera around, just in case)

[gnooze]

Thank you! And thanks for being on the look out! :)

[geargemartin]

oh no! you mentioned the fed. have a stiff drink and get ready for an cavalcade of ron paul supporters trying to educate you on the fed conspiracy. good luck.

[gnooze]

But it's only 9:51 in the morning here. Well, if you insist. Someone bring me a bloody mary!

[positronicpathways]

One bloody mary coming right up

[gnooze]

Woohoo! Thank you!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello Marta,

I am surprised other candidates want to be aligned with people who are quitters. Nice image for a campaign.

"Car insurance volcanoes",hahaha.

[gnooze]

Yeah, sort of counterintuitive. "Hey, you there, loser. Yes, you, the one with very few supporters. Come join my campaign!"

Do people whose candidate has quit the race throw their support beyond the hopeful their former candidate now endorses? Is that the theory?

[Blargaldalien]

Throwing their support blindly behind the "annointed" survivor,makes those voters sheep.

Lemmings.

Automatons.

Yes Persons.

[jthunder73]

Great stuff as always! I love it! You are cool and funny. Great job

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! Glad you like it!

[StuffMcB]

Cool.

[gnooze]

Sweet. ;)