The Hipster Agenda

[CorpseGrinder006]

240p is ironically bad.

[wtfamentz]

only a true hipster would conceive of such a video.

[xSmashHeaven]

hipsters can suck my nuts

[youtalkIlisten]

DAT BEARD

[moocher678]

a glasses ad popped up... perfect. 

[xlovelyfreak]

@JakobsMovieTutorials Unless of course they admit to being a hipster ironically, in which case the initial violation of saying they're a hipster is cancelled out.

[notunderyourbed]

Christ, I've never had the urge to bash someone in the face more before I've watched this.

[TheBrainSponge]

I'm only a hipster ironically.

[poonhounds2]

I was making fun of Hipsters before it was mainstream.

[306gamerization]

hipsters are so childish

[mandapandazon]

Raffi.

[zenerat]

wow this is lame

[superemoboyz]

hipsters don't admit to being hipsters so technically they are not hipsters....

[LADYDEACON]

i loved the sports part, that's fucking true, i study literature (obviously i love to read and write) and most of my classmates hate sports like it was the plague or something. i actually was on a softball team but when i told some of them looked at me like if i suddenly became mentally retarted

[MidgeRidge]

I love my converse, my skinny jeans, my scarves, and Doctor Who... If That makes me a hipster, then so be it.

[hoopsteramk]

@MidgeRidge yes it does.

[poppotaku]

@MidgeRidge you go girl/bro/whatever you are!

[psicodelic60srock]

I don´t understand something about them, hipsters are because they want to or because they are so?

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

@Pill88Dickle Or work at a coffee shop or bookstore.

[BacchusFA]

They didn't pull this off very well...

[bearinwolfsfur]

hahaha the monocle

[heyprettyboy88]

And the hipsters always try to come from some unprivileged, tragic background...

[AmazingMonkeyQueen]

@heyprettyboy88 Except they're usually from the suburbs and don't have to work because their parents pay them money to exist. :)

[heyprettyboy88]

Hipsters are always so fashionably poor...

[iirfaithless]

Watch a show called Nathan Barley. It's a comedy set in London and all the characters are of the 'cool' crowd. It's what this video wishes it could be.

[Rosebunse]

@iirfaithless ...You realize that this comment could look kinda hipsterish LOL

[iirfaithless]

@Rosebunse If we must get into this, surely the fact that you identified a hint of irony in my comment makes you the hipster. It wouldn't necessarily, but you seem to find it hilarious.

[Rosebunse]

@iirfaithless ...damn it, back to my cave of ratty scarves, giant glasses, and $150 skinny jeans.

[ThePantyDroper]

@iirfaithless hipster alert...

[iirfaithless]

@ThePantyDroper If everyone knows what constitutes a hipster then why to all of these videos take time explaining it? Because it's weak comedy. There's a difference between being a hipster and having standards for the things you love.

[ThePantyDroper]

@iirfaithless I was joking

[iirfaithless]

@ThePantyDroper Only peasants joke. I prefer to scrutinize in a constructive manner wearing my authentically styled Roman toga whilst sipping contentiously through my moustache, the irony being that Romans famously were typically almost always clean shaven so it's amazing.

[NeverTerry]

rofl competitive mining

[crittertv]

If you have an Agenda, you're not a hipster, which is a good thing..*snark

[GrobmotorikJones]

does the fact that i taught myself in yodel, wear boilersuits while sitting in university lectures and like listening to country and bluegrass music makes me a hipster?

[r3pl1kazt47]

This video was so boner!

[JasonDamisch]

I was on my way to become a hipster, but my Mac broke.

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

Its just middle and upper class children looking for some authentic undergound and cool culture. A way to have their own verison of cool.

Being middle and upper class is not very cool. Mummy and Daddy would prefer the classics and respectable behaviour.

Middle and Upper class are usually frowned upon as 'sad/whack' and unfashionable.

This is a bite back at that notion by the new generation. Its kind of funny to watch them do their own impressions of dancing and being wild.Its still so posh lol

[revtom]

@DonJuanDeMarco2 Except that Mummy and Daddy were undoubtedly Preppies who became Yuppies. It's the Circle of Life.

[DonJuanDeMarco2]

@revtom *breaks into Elton John song

[SubliminalMinded2011]

this woulda been funnier if I knew what the fuck a hipster IS.

Does ANYbody know what a hipster is?

and just how would you know if someone is a hipster?

[cc219Hmd]

@SubliminalMinded2011 they are everywhere all over the country. Mainly in bigger cities

[SubliminalMinded2011]

@cc219Hmd categorically-speaking, that could be Black people or Mexicans. Hell, even cockaroaches fit that description. I still haven't heard anybody confirm just what exactly is a hipster.

[uneedtherapy42]

duck duck goose leagues is so damn funny

[ozoneocean]

It's like everything else: some people become identified by a "look" for whatever reason and then others start to deliberately ape that look get really self concious and precious about staying true to what they see as the image of this little subculture they admire. Happens with hipsters, emos, surfers, goths, jocks, even businessmen and soldiers!Iit doesn't really matter. And then there are people who just don't give a crap...

[ernin0000]

The truly interesting and genuine people I know in my are honestly looking for constant personal growth and constructive activities, and are true to their own passions (not what they think will make them look super interesting or cool)

If you feel you should seek out certain clothes and music to supplement your image, you are selling out to the standard self indulgent ideas that permeate society. I like the comment about times when people didn't have the money to worry about being 'ironic'.

[jmcquil]

This hipster thing has been blown so far out of proportion.. Hipsters are just those annoying people at shows, who go, but don't know a thing about the music or even that particular genra.. They stand out not because of what their wearing, but because of how they act.. They don't know how to join the fun..

[BrooklynRagtag]

Awesome documentary! This expose on the secret hipster council has shed a lot of light on nefarious movers and shakers who are responsible for the otherwise inexplicable trends in my neighborhood.

[NSiship]

personaly im a fan of the FLDS agenda and ANP. Warren Jeffs and George Lincoln Rockwell, now THEY were hipsters.

[blacksultan85]

COOL DADDY-O!!!!!!!

[glitchesandglitter]

you are a dandy gent... lol

[elsquibbs]

30 butthurt hipsters watched this.

[kevinindublin]

In the old days, you couldn't live "ironically" cos you were just making sure you had food to eat & energy to keep warm & some basic entertainments ....... irony only happened in the post-war period. Could go back to that again in the 'end of cheap energy' period. No more irony ......

[nero176]

-___- fuck hipster and there prantensious ways its pure stupidity

[tabbaka]

2k8 hipsters...soo unchill

[botchalism]

29 People are hipster faggots.

[jandro210]

@botchalism and counting

[wickedinop]

The PBR was genius :D

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

I wanna bang the chick SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD lick that pussy

[XanaxHoe69]

Raffie FTW

[ummwut]

Emo Kid Interns FTW

[gnitleinad]

tooo funny.

[scratchnsniffable]

I'd bang the chick with the beard, hella sweet pussy.

[meinerHeld]

score

One-liners: 10

Ending Music: 10

Concepts: 8

Execution: 3

Props: 4

Teenage Mutant Nietzsche Turtles!!!

[casanovasupernova]

there are too many hipsters nowadays to even be a hipster. it's just not even cool any more. i was a hipster before there were hipsters. anyone have an american spirit i could bum?

[riverplate0101]

duck duck goose leagues....thats funny

[24Hours2]

Love the video.

[teabaginu1]

who gives a shit everyone knows that hipster is gay like in the butt gay they are gay bike riders that love to have butt sex with dogs how ironic is that fuckin dog fuckers

[thirtysilver]

@teabaginu1 Uhm...what?

[mystickybuns1]

Uugh. New Orleans has so many hipsters...

[fishswiminginblood]

@mystickybuns1  tell me about it :P

[mystickybuns1]

@fishswiminginblood lol and so many types of them too...fuckin hipsters

[paintballr417]

More of them need thick rim glasses, but just the frames.

[rodge2001]

hipsters are people trapped in adolescence. their mommy didn't buy them that toy that time. they are a herd of pussies and lesbians. they interbreed. they like shitty music. they dress like fags and bag ladies. they're all special and unique. all of them. 100% of them are 100% unique.

[scratchnsniffable]

@rodge2001 uh oh, Life of Brian flashback.... "you're all individuals!", one guy raises his hand, " I'm not!" ---gaaaahhhh

[Izzy8u]

these arent hipters wtf, these people are physically ugly

[omgsoemo]

Hey, that was not ironic

[yada147258]

"boner" I must be cool, I'm on unimployment and will be till the last fuckn dime comes in check form, I sleep most the day, play 360, but idk if I would call myself a hipster

[woahitsaidyn]

@yada147258 You are not a hipster

[dopebozoish]

hipsters are too cool to be alive. hipsters, kill yourselves.

[Zachtrooper]

@dopebozoish great idea.

[avalanchesoul]

if you rounded up all the people who make these videos into a room, no doubt they would sit around looking at everybody else thinking "what a bunch of hipsters!"

[ChristBurner]

i dont know if it has to do with anything or if its just a coincidence..but it wasnt untill the last couple of years that ive noticed a huge increase of interest in pabst blue ribbon 12 packs almost ten dollars and its in all the bars on tap and in tall cans for ridiculous prices (i hate the bar) but.... i remember when i was younger the only reason we drank pabst was cause we were poor punks and it was 4.95 a 12 pack..what happened ..

[resuort]

not ironic when they said it would be cool to be jobless. coincidental yes, ironic no

[723cielo]

Ha. I don't care about these people at all. And I don't care what they think about me. Lol.

[griff323]

HAY GUISE YOUTUBE IS SO LAST WEEK.

We're on HULU, bitches.

Anyway.

Fuck those idiots.

[ybrik222]

@griff323

But I live in Canada and don't get Hulu!

[daliwndrland]

Oh man, this is fantastic...You know what sucks though? There's so many things that hipsters are into that I love. I mean, vintage, fedoras, espresso, records, Fellini movies...These things are great! We need to reclaim them for the sports playing, hard labor working, none wrist tattooed normies!

[tracehazarrrrd]

that's right, cuz yur "normal," and you "know" it.

[mouthbreather1]

@daliwndrland Might as well give up on that idea; hipsters take anything cool or relevant and just completely ruin it.

[BASSAROVER]

for some its not a choice

[buryfall2010]

Hipsters are hippies who shower once in a while. They're favorite pastime is gentrification.

[buryfall2010]

I meant "their..."

[Vermilionone]

I love you Buryfall2010

[vonnyyay]

woa i never knew what hipster meant woa........lol

sucks....

[boogiefever1985]

Hipsters are people who don't have a lot of money, who spend a lot of money, to look like they don't have a lot of money.

[cutoutpaperstars]

@boogiefever1985 Or they have a lot of money, but make it look like they don't enough to shower.

[HBK1337]

@boogiefever1985 hahaha so true

[obii13]

FUCKIN A TO THAT

[parkarboy73]

@boogiefever1985 no they aren't well here in the UK where the whole hipster shit started they are all rich middle and upper middle class talentless fucks who go to art school/media

[boogiefever1985]

@parkarboy73 Oh you mean "Wankers" - they do look very similar to hipsters but have more money and smaller dicks.

[parkarboy73]

@boogiefever1985 Lol well yeah that too because of their pretentiousness, but here in the UK its pretty much localised to the Eastend of London and those who think individualism (if you believe in such a thing) means dressing like your mates and irony is dressing like a twat. Check out 'Being a Dickhead is cool' if you haven't seen it already :)

[bbqbeefrib]

@boogiefever1985

ha!!!

[TheTinkle]

@boogiefever1985 watch?v=EtdCeThemTk citation needed ;)

[Skull10]

Is the a satire about hipsters, perceptions of hipsters, or both?

[elsquibbs]

PBR is fucking alt.

[WHITETRASHDOLL]

emo kid type this up!

[MonsterCrypt]

HIPSTERS SUCK DICK! PERIOD...

[jennaponylove]

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[condorlio07]

People that make fun of hipsters are just people that got self conscious because somebody called them a hipster.

[godbluffvdgg]

@condorlio07 People that became self conscious ...whatever.........

[condorlio07]

I wasn't worried about it, I'm sorry that my improper syntax offended you.

[godbluffvdgg]

uhhh, I was being sarcastic. Whatever....

[Floydthefuckbag]

Or hipsters that know its ironic to make fun of hipsters.

[d4sh94]

@Floydthefuckbag thats right. hipsters are usually trashing on other hipsters for being hipstes. Normal people just dont give a shit

[tylerlebens13]

@Floydthefuckbag or hipsters who are so many irony levels deep they met Leo in limbo and shared an Americano

[Floydthefuckbag]

@tylerlebens13 Ha! Thats good.

[crlxc]

nope, we're here to keep the pretentious in check. You fucking hipster.

[condorlio07]

@crlxc yer cool

[cromwell2007]

No, its because they suck

[clubkid29]

You're dead on about unemployment----a bunch of my stupid (ex)friends worked for a few weeks as 'extras' and are getting unemployment checks now. Losers.

[wegotmarriedinafever]

am i the only one who thinks making fun of hipsters isn't funny any more?

[tracehazarrrrd]

hell ya, internet dead, I'm already there!

[FFRQ]

I can't decide if he said it was ironic because it wasn't ironic to BE ironic or if the writers were just dumb.

[MegaBlank1]

I really don't know why people hate hipsters, I know they can be annoying but who isn't... I feel as long as you're being yourself and doing things because you genuinely love to then it's all good. Honestly I rather live amongst HIPSTERS then live here in the Bronx with crack dealers, gang bangers, and negativety

[brightonbilly88]

not funny.... not not not not not not not not not funnnyyyyyyy! ive seen 5 years olds do better!

[Gorlon1111]

i mean come on, there were some funny parts. your starting to sound like a hipster. very pretentious and judgmental of you.

[brightonbilly88]

ha ha! bad comedy is bad comedy! hipster or no!

[brightonbilly88]

i can definately be pretentious. and absolutely every bone in my body is judgemental. but i never wore a fidoro or got my ear plugged. i did do the raver thing for a year or two but the drugs wore off

[Gorlon1111]

yea your totally a hipster. I mean you go on hipster spoof videos and talk shit, thats pretty hipsterish.This video is funnier then anything you could do. It's probably a student film also it's not going to be perfect.

[InsaneBillykane]

Thats not a hipster that is your everyday Cunt.

[AlaricxMalgraith]

I look like a hipster, but I'm not. ;)

[beatthinker]

i hope your fixie gets caught in the slow part of a fast moving explosion.

[AlaricxMalgraith]

Fixed gears are so 2007. Pennyfarthings are where it's at.

[brightonbilly88]

aka bone crushers HA! TO THE muthaf&ckin HA!

[Gorlon1111]

i just read that you are a supposed artist as well. also a hipster trait. could you show me some of your art so I know your not full of shit and think your good.Btw why would you admit that every bone in your body is judgmental? And that you use to be a raver? that info is just adding on to your hipsterness.

[AlexMurdoch87]

lord jesus i hate hipsters. i want them all to be obliterated and yto die off. nothing but flipping posers.

[MazzyDreamer]

I wish these hipsters would stop drinking pabst...they are not cool enough to drink it

[brightonbilly88]

PABST STILL STINKS

[mjship11]

1920's mens bathing suit and a monacle.....nice

[clintcatalyst]

Chock full o' pieces of perfect, this:

From the one-piece/monocle ensemb (though my throw-back is fabricated out of oly blue latex, that way it's fkn' hipsterfetish AND organic, maing...as in like, from the rubber tree & shit?!) to the band names to...well, the overall commentary implicit in The Scenar ov thee Stereotypical Anti-Stereotypical Anointed Inner Circle.

WHOA. Color me 17 shades of meta for that one, and zap back to the buzznet days: stat!

Short of the long?

Stellar. Zenith. Apex!

[cereyes393]

You are a dandy gent!

[taliafly]

0:30. ahaha

[lustfordeath]

This was hilarious. That'd be so funny if hipsters had meetings like this discussing what would be trendy and shit.

[philonaut]

They do, at the coffee shop. What world are you living in bro? Everyone knows this.

[philphie]

lol kimya dawson would have been a real example of a kiddies musician attracting the hipsters

[Shrinkynuts]

This is shit.

[JerseyLov]

saved by the bell jar hahah

[skinsknot1]

i hate the music dude lol....great satire

[skinsknot1]

I love the hipsters that get to a neighborhood before the sheep follow. The originators..the ones that actually get driven out of too-hip neighborhoods and bring their cool to a neighborhood where they're likely to get shot

[fahbs]

Badminton isn't an acceptable hipster sport? Not even kickball?

[mrgordon]

End the hipster epidemic!

[Humjob]

kinda msntrm

[hectorleon87]

ah firend of mine said i was a hipster but it's the first time i've heard the word, can anyone tell me what is that and why some people like them but most hates them?

[Gypsyrose1971]

Think of it as sheep, all going in the same direction

[hectorleon87]

but... most people do that why a new word?

[philphie]

its actually a subculture for pretentious smug anti-scene people. like with any subculture there are your hipsters, and your hipsters. people who really dont give a fuck about anything and people who pretend they dont give a fuck about anything. if youre trendy-antitrendy, then youre a stereotypical hipster. faux hipsters will tell you they love mgmt, the real hipsters will say of montreal or sufjan stevens.

[hectorleon87]

mmm i do like sufjan stevens

[stephenpaultaylor]

ditto... i'm considering doing a cover of chicago

[shitsucks08]

There's no point in distinguishing between the two, both of them are hipsters. Paradoxical, but true.

[VanKlaunch]

This film was fucking great! Haha such a well done satire! It articulates my frustration with hipsters perfectly. Hipsters are annoying, but I can tollerate hipsters much more than scene kids... ugh!

[ArranoGris]

I think Teenage Mutan Nietsche Turles is my favorite.

[Buurg]

personally I don't think that any of us here should care about being part of a trend or the complicated circle of trying not to be labeled something. Society will always look for ways to label anything and anyone. Everyone hates something.

Just like what you like. do what you want. If someone hates you for it, who cares.

[216trixie]

I have now found out there is a name for all the people i've seen over the last few years with No fashion, No taste, No sense of individuality...

[madsam52]

Ha Ha. so true. they say jump you say "how high"

[rererererererer2]

way off. swing and a miss

[rakim282828]

emo kid is a kind of slave lol

[zoetropez]

You all have nothing better to do?