Ask A Ninja - Question 25 "Summer Jobs"

[11696Ron]

wheres episode 24



[XxKittyGotClawsxX]

this one was always my favourite when i was 9... ahh memories.... i had an awesome childhood

[mobom2886]

I believe my fingertip landed in your soft serve ice cream

[squaresoft6]

..It's hard to intimidate grass.

[TaraTryptamine]

Hey, there goes my fingertip!

[clonetrooperER]

Lol

[dark0valkrie]

I believe my thumb landed on you like.

[BassTKD826]

Hey ninja,

If you're bored, you can go into the Naruto universe and make the anime (or manga, which is better) interesting again. It went WAAAY downhill a while ago.

[abarrathemaster]

are ninjas impose to be asien and if so why are you white?

[MashaMoshpit21]

Wait a second.. the collective unconscious of Wales or whales?!

[Yell0wShrimp]

ur funny :P

[RiaanV1987]

they see dolphin as there barbies. awesome!!!

[RiaanV1987]

the little ones are the easiest kills, just pop the water wings and then bleulululup.

[kikiresistance]

i cancel the people that where on that flight

[JD19921992]

ive been watching this kid for close to 3 hours...im still fucking laughing lol

[bouncycomix]

I just noticed that the only part he doesn't cover up is his hands, making it so people could track him down.

[DarkAngelGod101]

the 174 people who dislikes this video are the ones that drowned from the death ninja guard.

[monte220563]

i maintain my loan through intimidation

[Kile1592]

My phone ringed when he said "Hold on. I have to take this."

[333captainrex]

I beleive my fingertip landed in your soft-serve ice cream

[OPELxGUY]

hi i don't know if you still answering questions, but: there's a hudge pancake at my door, and he yells that he will beat me up if i eat more pancakes. what shuld i do?

by the way the small pancakes are on the floor trying to eat me, so im hanging on to the ceiling lamp. HELP

[alagasia1]

i believe my fingergtip landed in your soft served ice cream lol

[VirusX]

173 people actually cut their fingers off.

[McLoelz]

"Hey there goes my fingertip." xD

[TheChargers220]

I hate when people go on youtube and they dont even search what they like they search what they hate and they write mean comments you only do that to justin beiber!!!

[megastagbeetle]

Ninja hotline

[warfilms101]

hey there goes my finger tip

[leagueofheros]

I played with my finger tips like that once. it was kinda messy.

[helper769]

@leagueofheros Seriously?

[leagueofheros]

@helper769 NO! DID YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT OTHER COMMENT OF MINE?!?!?!

[helper769]

@leagueofheros Honestly yes,One of my other friend's friend tried something like this with his toes,My friend said that he was an goth/emo

[leagueofheros]

@helper769 0.0

[helper769]

@leagueofheros I Know its Cryptic,He said that his friend (The goth) Was talking About stuff like 'You Need To feel pain now to feel in later' I was like: ''What Bullshit''

[leagueofheros]

@helper769 indeed.

[nightwishwolf999]

"Hey! If you're not killing anyone! Get out of the deep end!" <-lol I'd love to be that deathguard :D

[GPXgirl]

*WHISTLE* "HEY HEY HEY! IF YOUR NOT KILLING SOMEONE, GET OUT OF THE DEEP END!"

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[metazoxan2]

After watching this video I joined the frequent dier's program. I have already canceled the people on over a hundred different flights.

[memoryhero]

the only way i can describe it is - riding a rollercoaster made of loogies through an episode of skating with the stars

[GwainTheDestroyer]

Every trip I go on, I get 8000 frequent dyer miles.

[electronicreviewers]

If you wish you were a ninja like this dude thumbs up.

[zx0luke0cv]

@electronicreviewers i'm already a ninja....

[HelpForStuff]

@electronicreviewers i dont need to wish. im just an awesome ninja already :)

[rhass203]

@electronicreviewers i would but i lost my thumb tip xD

[thexskating]

lolol i love this show

[deathcoreisbetter]

Can ninjas fuck more than two chicks at ounce?

[deathcoreisbetter]

Hey look ther gos my finger tip lawl XD

[blenderpanzi]

Did he say whales or Wales?

[killinator98]

chocolate covered cat or a squirrel with a banana shoved down his throat!!

[iamthehangedman]

lmao oh shit dude thats so fuckin funny

[MySweetDeath]

"i believe my fingertip landed in your soft serve ice-cream"

BWHAHAHAHAHA.

[Razorsupernova]

turn your cubicle into a CUBI-KILL. rofl

[bigbballplayer1]

i am so ninja that a ninja doesn't know that i am that ninja i mean this looks like a noob ninja compared to me he looks like a noonba a ninja noob and can he kill jb.

[pokedude6712]

Looks like 170 White ninjas Dont like this Vid... To bad they got 3844 Black ninjas Coming their way to KICK THEIR ASSES >:D!

[artsyfartsy1998]

Hey, there goes my fingertip.

[warriormaster11]

i love this show XD

[stspeight]

"If you're not killing someone get out of the deep end." I can't stop laughing.

[Diabl0oRules]

"turn ur cubical into a cubakill" LMAO xD

[averageadvice]

ask me and i will answer any question. my channel

[nightwishwolf999]

"good way to meet girls though

I believe me fingertip just landed in your soft-served ice cream"

Lol XD

[warpten16]

best intro

[Raso8k]

lmao whale low self esteem see the dolphins as barbies

[tharrok]

frequent dyers program haha

[USBYDProductions]

holy crap thats funny....im in a starbucks right now and people are looking at me like ive gone crazy or something

[Ojthemighty]

Total genius I'm subscribing now, thus guy has a very witty sense of humour I love it

[andrew44772]

Do ninjas feel pane. why or why not.

[ShadesRcool]

169 people aren't ninjas.

[ryker012]

"I get bored like that *snap*---hey there goes my finger tip" XD!

[megastagbeetle]

I'm sorry but I believe my finger landed in your soft serve ice cream

[87jeejee]

"its hard to intimidate grass. its been around for a while and its got attitude!"

LOL :D

[pjls2006]

when im waiting for my flight i find a canceled flight an cancel the people that were on the flight... lmao

i maintain my lawn through sheer intimidation an its hard to intimidate grass roflmao

[stripesairsoft]

"the frequent diers program" Death guard at a pool like you know find a local pool and be the death guard " hey hey hey if ur not killin somebody get out of the deep end!"

[ColdFrostarche]

xD ,,play catch with a letter opener''

[neoteo98]

like chuck norris

[d1341994]

"just do that and then your finger will shoot across the room"

[VnzlaGhost]

"before you bleed to the dead" HAHAHAHA classic...

[thisguy001able]

were do u get this stuff!

cuz ur hi-learis

[1J0kEr1]

i seriously want to know if he makes this shit up ashe goes

[Cutefluffyanimals]

geeze somebody needs to be the lifegaurd of my neighboors pool the little kids there just scream, vandilize my property and take pictures of me in my house and show them to their dad whos my boss, creepy little spawns of satan

[stycks32]

Its a good way to meet girls though. "I believe my fingertip landed in your soft served ice cream" lmao

[fanvan500]

How was it to be on mythbusters

[dylanmp3]

ohh my finger fell in your soft serve icecream

[Beverkake]

"I'm a ninja, I can do anything, I get bored like THAT- hey, there goes my fingertip."

[xXSaosinXx1219]

Lmao ahahahahaha

[laxkid54]

#LOL

[TheCreativeBastard]

@machado231097 Dude, Chuck Norris would just shit himself if he had to fight a ninja. Especially the Ask-A-Ninja ninja.

[Yermog]

I believe my fingertip just landed in your soft-serve ice cream.

[guardiex1]

Who wants a squirrel with a banana shoved down its throat

[cbel888]

you just pop the water wings and blublublublublu HAHAHAhahaha LMFAO

[jammmes2007]

hahahah bummer job in to a fummer job lmao

[TheRapistMonologues]

omg rofl, I love you.

[MrBOSNASARAJEVO]

ninja hot lien*hello this is ninja hot lien what do you nead*

[YaMamStudios]

"turn your face into a woodland creature" EPIC!

[PyroOfThunder]

"You just POP the water wings and bublueuap!" XD

[dirklittle]

I believe my fingertip landed in your soft-serve ice cream! LOL oh man I still laugh at that!

[reggieromero]

i like the theme song

[91Shasta]

Anyone up for a squirrel with a banana shoved down it's throat?

[confusedindividual]

grass has been around for a while, it has an attitude

[xrp1989x]

Low self esteem whales with a dolphin complex LMAO

[DarkCarn1996]

LOL i think my finger tip flew into your soft serve ice cream XD

[shooterperson]

Wait... I didn't think that the ninja mart store existed. Or maybe it really does but it doesn't at the same time... like a ninja.

[bnormal320]

the death gaurd XD

[dawncapito37]

best quote - "i can flip 17 times and land on a stick of vermicelli"....LOL. That's a piece of pasta that is thinner than normal spaghetti for you non-cook types out there :)

[berryexpress]

"I'm a ninja i get bored like that.....*snap* hey there goes my fingertip!"

[Lupirio23]

"u just pop the water wings *blub blub blub*" XD

[Feroreaper]

Right at those fingertips!

[nyetbs]

this vid always cracks me up :D so many quotable lines, i can't choose a favorite.

[DGLBatman]

LOL Intimidating Grass!

[blackhat2005]

I haven't watched this in such a long time YAH

[rachiebaby561]

hey kids,how about a chocolate covered kitten? lol

[jel217]

what i'll do is go to the airport and find a cancelled flight and then cancel the people on the flight...lol

[XdangerouslycheesyX]

Fucking hilarious :)

[andorm]

squirel with a banana showed down its throat

[Desolator1]

1:23 -1:29 LMAO

[alekt94]

He is really xD

[oobietime8]

I get bored like that *snap* hey there goes my fingertip XD

[blacktoofgrin]

epic

[nyetbs]

my favorite ask a ninja clip so far. it's oh so quotable

[heeropat]

hey ninja played 5 miutes to kill your self lol

[ZenBuddhaNinja]

Hey Michelangelo, where's the pizza Dude?

[ThatGuy400]

roflll

"The little ones are the easiest kills, cause you just pop the water wings and blu blu blu blu.."

[JuStInB481]

@ThatGuy400 literally started crying at this point lol

[justinjjjustin]

"What else is boring?... When I'm waiting for my flight, I find a cancelled flight and I cancel the people on the flight... like a frequent

die-ers program..." LOL

[Trooper0008]

ROFL!! "I believe my fingertip is in your soft serve ice cream."

"Its hard to intimidate grass. Its been around awhile, and its got an attitude."

[crzydan617]

i used to throw letter openers at old file boxes at my old office summer job, i would shoot bottle caps all around the room and roll up and down the office in my roller chair. FUN TIMES

[DevilRebellion]

"okay, who wants a chocolate-covered kitten?"

[Richierua]

how bout a squirrell with a banana shoved down its throat

[Alwaysnear2733]

The Ninja has the best references ever.

[nubbycat100]

i maintain my lawn through sheer intimidation! XD

[0CJB0]

"i believe my finger tip landed in your soft severed ice cream" LMAO i will so try that :D

[liljack10]

You'll just do that and your fingers shoot across the room LMAOO@!>#?@!>#?@!

[interveneplease]

The little ones are easiest to kill you jsut pop there wings and *blop blop blop*

[leverton00]

2:33 rofl so hard i get broken rib

[richard4120]

Death guard at a pool

so funny

[Uulluan]

LOL Laughed SOOOO hard at Play catch with a letter opener while blind folded! ROFLMAO

[shdtc345]

what could i do ninga if im really bored outside with a big wooden stick???

[twilightwindwaker]

I think my summer job this year is boring but it's a lot better than living in a farm without PS2 and Gamecube like one of my summer jobs. Turn your bummer job into a fummer job. I don't want to risk killing myself just for entertainment. Good way to meet girls though. An episode of skating with the stars.

[MaxDawnFury]

this is my favroite episode of AAN its so funny

[llamaempress]

This one is by far my favorite AAN

[IrishMinja]

Cubikill Chocolate covered kittens or or a squirrel with a banana shoved down its throat.

[hiandhappy]

"When I am at the Airport, I find a canceled flight and I cancel the people that were on the flight! It's the frequent Dyers Program!" HAHAHA

[taterbuzz]

You just pop the water wings and.. blub blub blub blub blub!

[Piebox22]

"i blelive my fingertip landed in ur soft surved icecream"

[JasonHook9]

"Find a friend, get some blindfolds, and play catch with a letter opener."

hahahaha...oooooh good times

[manjamfan]

these are soo funny lmao

[HororKodStudio]

It's hard to intimidate grass! It's been around for awhile and it's got attitude xD

[pascalmonnier]

hey hey hey !! (wistle) if you're not killing anybody get outa the deep end !

[coltFILMinc]

"hey i think that's my fingertip in your soft serve ice cream" tried that once. turned out she was squeamish and she just passed out on the floor

[twilightwindwaker]

Was it your real fingertip O_o?

[coltFILMinc]

no. i removed from an unsuspecting similarly hand shaped individual nearby

[pizwatblazek]

"When I'm waiting for my flight, I find a canceled flight and I cancel the people who were on the flight." hilarious

[ShockOkami]

thats so my dad....XD

[btbjoe]

make a cubaKILL...lol

[ialwayzsmile]

wow.

[AriesofPitt]

I'm a Ninja. I can do anything. I get bored like THAT!

[JigokuShojo1331]

"Cancel the passengers on the flight!"

omg lol!!!

[kageyasha12]

I wanna play catch with a letter opener, who's with me?!

[supergamer867]

Catch! *Throws letter opener*

[SolenmSerpent]

Ahh!! x_x

Luckily, I brought my high threshold for pain with me!  =D

[supergamer867]

But you wanted to play catch...

[sephiroth91101]

I'M WITH YOU!!

[fruitoftheRANDOMNESS]

LOVE THIS VID!!! ahahhaha cut off ur fingertips and mix em around and and reatach the right finger tip to the right finger be4 bleeding to death XD lol

[pyroguyproductions]

haha the little ones are the easiest kills just pop the water wings and bllleeeerrooo

[the0extremos]

"i maintain my lawn through sheer intimidation" xD

[AnimaTempli101]

These things still going, right?

[WHIT3NIKE]

hahahah

[lilaznnurdgirl]

i get bored just like that! *snap. oh, there goes my fingertip. LOL

[milincoln]

Just pop the water wings

[zaxery10]

cancel the people that were on the plane lol

[Smataba]

tun your ace into a woodlen creature :))

[CrazyPikachu7]

lawl i wanna be a death gaurd.

"hey hey hey if you're not killin somebody get out of the deep end" XDDDDD

[LGJobe]

hey there goes my fingertip

lol i laughed at that bit, hes genius

[RequestLyrics]

lmao watching this with little kids in summer camp and the summer job counselor..it was HILARIOUS! we couldn't stop cracking up, I swear one of them was about to die of laughing . I love the video! :)

[notthediscobandabba]

"I believe my fingertip landed in your soft serve ice cream!"

hahaha nice pick up line :)

[vkwOnZz]

ninja hot line lol

[lightquake]

Blindfold yourself and play catch with a letter opener XD

[sonicmariogurl]

ROFLWAFFLECOPTER