How to Fake Calling in Sick for Work Excuses

[22244crash]

why the hell would you call in sick while you are on the toilet

[MrNYCman530]

One time I called in sick and upon my return they asked what was wrong. I said I had Anal Glaucoma. They said "What's that?" I said "I can't see my ass coming in to work!"

[darksquirrel409]

Sorry... *cough* I don't think... *hurl* I'm gonna be able to rate this *cough cough* I don't feel to well.. Oh god I gotta go *fart*

[bretso25]

Commercials blah.. next...

[MikeNorth0101]

Are you on welfare dude?? You say you are your own boss. . . . of what?

**Vacuous Rating = 10**

[JonathanSwifty]

My only time calling in sick was when I had diarhea+vomiting for 3 days straight. Was eating something? 5 min later to the bathroom to puke it all out, then after I took my mouth out of toilet bowl I put my ass on it just to have a stream of liquid going out.

Otherwise, no way.

[kaysukayyamaha]

@JonathanSwifty ok first of all ewww.. seriously just a big ewwwwww try writing less uhhh.... vivid descriptions next time okay?

[LukaRaPtoR]

the way this guy speaks and his mannerisms are just like Tarintino's

[WhoKilledKathy]

Niiiced :D

[Rtm182]

its too fake lol it just doesnt sound real enough

[jetsonic69]

Ive been sick and I missed work for 2 days now...i dont have anymore available sick time left...but i have lots of vacation time :) maybe he can take time from that

i have the cold :( i dont think my supervisor would want me to come back to work and spread my cold all over the place , and to other co workers lol :) so thats my advice..just come to work sick and then that should proof enough

[elvee88]

this is retarded, is that how you act when your really calling in sick ?

[MightyTriton]

this is awesome!!!

[BadYe8r]

Faked sick today, not with this, my boos is pretty cool and since this is a summer job and I'm only a janitor they can get fillers easily

[levl3skillr]

Nobody make fun of nerds, chances are you will probably work for one someday.

[NinjaMinkzx]

@levl3skillr Did you get that from a Jimmy Johns? :D

[Alhambrattp]

ahahahha awesome!!!!

[willie120490]

Cool man.

[walton168]

lol i done it all

[crewlla]

I used up all my sick days so I have to call in dead.

[sofakingirish]

i saw that on some kids shirt in my class today at school lol

[dannielpreto]

makeyourselfdead (dot) com

[RobinMoviesOffical]

Good idea! Now we never need to work!

[KaiserVadin]

Robin Movies thats a lie your boss will catch on if you do it too much.

[CHEATSizME]

@crewlla hi, i cant come in today i'm sick... you used all your sick days...er er i'm dead lol

[jensmom604]

@crewlla If I called in dead, I'd need an excuse from the funeral home.

[rokyfox]

@crewlla

that's a shirt -_-

[crewlla]

@rokyfox hehehehehehehe I know I have it.

[crewlla]

@crewlla I guess using this expression is better then saying I cant come in to work to day cause I have explosive diearhea

[wvsnuffer]

geek

[stickman355]

its cool i tried it works and the question you are probably all wondering is it a subscription service well i have your answear no it is not!

:)

[jackybuzz]

lol, at 2:25, it's like a zombie moaning

[crackattack94]

thats so unbelievable

[pcspiers]

ya fuckin GEEK! i love u lol...in a non man on man way ..ya understand!...but u rock lol

[rockerguy111]

ya sure.. so you call this place so they can get your phone number to sell to telemarketers, right. scam..

[Zanzubar502]

Damn this will so not work.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL your voice tone doesn't sell with me for calling in sick. I could use it for real sicknesses.

[RyanPridgeon]

What the hell... it was more convincing without the sounds..

This is a joke?

[TheGeek1028]

Ferris "Chris" Bueller's Day Off.

[toriyamaZ]

doesnt seem very convincing to me... interesting that it exists, but the end result isnt very impressive imo..

[Oldpimp66]

kind of Ferris Beuller like

[split56]

haha thats quality

[sccandudz]

thats kinda funny xD

[dazacman40]

when i call up sick at my job there just like ok then lol

[hemek]

hahahah this is funny - would love to see/hear :P someone use this

[hildre2007]

sorry Chris..lame!

[ausguitarist]

well i work for an agency, so i have to tell my boss and my agency boss, so its twice as hard cos they are used to weeding out the fake ones!

[cakk15]

Simply amazing

[mozart237]

pinch the front part of your neck under your chin a bit to make yourself sound hoarse while calling in. works like a charm.

[skierplaterandy]

haloceam3n(.)tk

well what if they ask you a question?

[goloet]

>:) Time to get off school!

jking but still cool.

[dan1234500]

fuck bob

[benkai27]

does that only work on iphone because i only have cored phone

[ThingsontheWeb]

cool, if anyone uses this on me, I'll know where they got the idea from

[Zackary210]

Cool man

[BraveNewGirl07]

that is tooo freaking weird!!! LOL

[anothernicemess]

ha! I can do it live, without sound effects...

[anothernicemess]

but nice idea nevertheless

[humantestdummy]

bill oreally?

[mamdk]

Nice ... Quite convincing in the end...

[randompersonB]

Oh my god how deliciously vile!

[mikeycomputer]

Jesus!

I'd try that in moderation.

[boblifegoeson1234]

lol

[macpac22]

hahahah LOVE THIS!

[kevin2155boe]

i thought it sounded pretty real. maybe im gullible lol

[TedDiVear]

does it go straight to voicemail? seems interesting lol

[allbymysmelf]

I dont think they sound very realistic =/

[taycuhtoe]

hahaha!!

[kamaqazi92]

LMAO XD the ending was great

[shazameen]

That's soo sick (^_^)

[woodenforest3]

sucks!

[AZLAN210396]

Only for US :(

[DxlilxD]

the message you player.. kinda fineish.. ^^,

[sandspider30]

hmm... average

[semplew]

Sounds a bit fake, but cool though :D

[eletronicguru]

That's pretty convincing.

[RoundHouseFrenzy]

EXTREME!!!

[ashleytisdiale]

it sound fake to me

[cracksegg]

Chris's happy.

[Firerouge]

Love the ER mode.

[trekkiemarine]

I c a lot of ppl calling in sick tomorrow.

[CDPlayer540]

but wat if they get a call directly and answer and start talking and realize that its a recording cause ur not answering =/

[stewkid2193]

ahah cool!

[tavogp]

tat waz a god 1

[chubz1337]

hahaha, that would be cool just to prank people with diarrhea sounds. LOLs

[gibberanian]

that was awesome

[Thsiscool]

lol pretty nice!

[destructon62]

lol i'll be sure to use this

[Cozzy891]

hahaahahhahha that was SO GOOD

[tomminky23]

haha

[ArunTheCoolestGuy]

Cool!!!!!!!!

[Alternate90sguy]

This is extremely funny. XD Favorited

[StrangerZepeda]

damn what I really wanna know what to do

is to scare them bitches who call me private and just say stupid things ..

seriously give me some ideas of what I should do to make them stop calling me.

[MadSon011]

the only way chris could take a day off is if he stopped advertising everywhere... vitamins? sick foods? random website that you don't care about?

[COD4fanboi]

lol

[jonesdougcom]

ferris bueller? lol awesome!

[misternef]

plop

[ryanmah1010]

completely transparent? yea, except for the part where your boss tries to talk back to you and you ignore him...

[a7xMCRused]

i dont understand why it sends a text saying an employee really needs to talk to you. isnt that suspicious?

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[VengefulCanadian]

Reminds me of Ferris Bueller's Day off, with all the sound effects

[sabaths1fan]

That's exactly what I was thinking about.

[SunriseInTheMidwest]

This will never work. What if they ask for a doctor's note?

[sabaths1fan]

Then your boss is a dick.

[SunriseInTheMidwest]

That happened once when I worked at Walgreens. The first time I ever called in and they asked for a doctors note. I quit that day and they lost their best cashier plus two weeks later they got a bad review from a corporate person who came in as a secret shoppper. Sucks for them.

[MyPhoneGoezBeep]

By the way I'm "SimonTheSnowman" in the chat. ;]

[WeKnowItProductions]

AWESOME@!!@!@!

[redneck434]

ya i know im a dick

[MyPhoneGoezBeep]

I saw this live. :] That's awesome! Though I wouldn't use it.... Cause I have no reason to!