How to Follow Proper Funeral Etiquette

[xe1881]

what's the deal with everyone blinking so much?

[idioticinagoodway]

Step 8: STOP BLINKING EVERY HALF SECOND!

[SixteenSkye]

I once went to the morgue to tell my grandpa as he made his way to the afterlife that... I was only there for the cake.. :<

I WAS TOLD TO LEAVE.

[spilot14]

did he die?

[Thesethlans]

requirement: Dead person

[stewy7278]

At the begging: Segregated funeral?

[QueenRocks191]

howcast is fucking stalking me

[shadowrelmpiccolo]

what if i replace the food part with....weed. works so much better...

[thebestlookinguy]

if it's someone you hate. Step one:say YAY HE/SHE DIED then throw their casket on the floor Step 2:RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[missbscgirl]

@thebestlookinguy and leave a hateful note on the grave XD

[thebestlookinguy]

@missbscgirl That works too.

[suchadambidiot]

WHAT IF IM A SATANIST????

[electrifying7]

2nd comment :D

[shadowrelmpiccolo]

okay so someone dies, and i give the family FOOD.M'kay. if it works it works.

[suchadambidiot]

@shadowrelmpiccolo oh dave died......well heres some cake.

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

@suchadambidiot can i have some cake too?

[suchadambidiot]

@MegaAwesomeMe1 yes, but expect euphoria,hunger, and dry mouth.

[MegaAwesomeMe1]

@suchadambidiot ok