Vampires Suck - Twilight Eclipse Parody
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  • thats just stupid... sorry

    

    BuckskinCottage 3 days ago

  • 6:31 that face is fuckin creeeeepy

    carrins22 1 week ago

  • disgustive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    anycullen21 1 week ago

  • musik?

    2000Eva2000 2 weeks ago

  • They should make a real, "Vampires Suck 2" with a parody of Twilight Eclipse and Breaking dawn part 1 and 2. But they should wait until part 2 comes out too.

    UnbrokenAlbumMusic 3 weeks ago

  • gay!!!!!

    bobokittyable 3 weeks ago

  • wth???!!!this is fucking so stupid.

    ILuvTwilightGirl51 3 weeks ago

  • Its true this is what the vampire legend is becoming: normal people with weird eating habits. I'm ready for the creepy, messed up, gore splattered, physio killer vampire to return. And I don't even like horror!

    Wolftess 3 weeks ago

  • Lol, that's even better than the original version!!! XD

    HermyGranger10101 3 weeks ago

  • CIRCLE CIRCLE DOT DOT NOW YOUR A VAMPIRE! *vampire dance* xtreme lolage

    beckysharkgirl 1 month ago

  • William Shatner acting classes...?

    EnglishCoffee 1 month ago

  • So, vampires must love Goober.

    Triguntri 1 month ago

  • The black people at the end. L.O.L. (I'm not racist) Just sayin' :P

    ShelbyLynn7397 2 months ago

  • @ShelbyLynn7397 lol im new to you tube and its awsome

    jordon8421 1 month ago

  • I'm not a cartoon character for God sakes. I'm a VAMPIRE. Fo' realzy's ;)

    ShelbyLynn7397 2 months ago

  • 'All vampires have black names'

    Died of laughter. xD

    ShelbyLynn7397 2 months ago

  • vampires don't eat, dumbass.

    drsloreitup 2 months ago

  • tht guy is fucking fugly

    missRAWR1000 2 months ago

  • i aso thought he was going to say jermal :L

    JT4ZZ 2 months ago

  • zoo lander..

    JT4ZZ 2 months ago

  • I have that necklace he's wearing :P

    TheHairybeasts 2 months ago

  • I like how hes the only white one...

    PandaBear1261 2 months ago

  • wtf

    

    funkyme602 2 months ago

  • Wtf is this???

    ikejr89 2 months ago

  • wat on earth waz dat ?

    let me tell u wat dat is my shit from in de toilet

    bajangyrls101 2 months ago

  • the only part i like it when he looks at the camera and say "its been that way for thousands of years"

    nerdycat22 2 months ago

  • Polskie parodie i tak lepsze xD

    ale najlepsze dopiero powstaną :D

    nika200825 2 months ago

  • You got those clothes at the GAP?!?!?!?! LOL

    caseyn2010 2 months ago

  • circle cirlce dot dot hahaha!!!

    I LOVE THE TWILIGHT SERIES

    BUT THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

    graciegirl1120 2 months ago

  • if you look closly at the ending when everything turns black and white there is a face in the tree's hole at 6:31 but put it fullscreeen to see it better

    theslinkieZ 2 months ago 5

  • @theslinkieZ DUDE I TOTALLY SAW IT! creepy

    nerdycat22 2 months ago

  • @theslinkieZ :O

    BeautyFreakist 2 months ago

  • @theslinkieZ i saww it creepyy !!

    #Scareedd :/

    andy19235 1 month ago

  • hmmmm maybe the guy i like is a secret vampire ahahaahha

    estherhorsegirl14 2 months ago

  • When Tyrone bit into the pb&j I almost died of laughter when the jelly fell out XD

    abiadventurebear119 2 months ago

  • IT'S PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME! ~ PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME! ~ PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME! ~ PEANUTBUTTERJELLYTIME! HEEEJJJEAAH HEJJJEAAAH HEJJEA-

    Ke, nvm

    DauwXelfje 2 months ago

  • vampires dont eat food......

    MrBibblybobblyboo 2 months ago

  • @MrBibblybobblyboo maybe the vampires that you read about don't haha

    Beara1000 2 months ago

  • Why the heck did u post tht? Those are obviously not real and STUPID a few years ago someone sent me one of those emails and I didn't do it. Did I die a week later? NO

    TheHanner2468 2 months ago

  • i must be an amazing vampire cuz i fuckin LUV peanut butter and jelly..^..^

    xoxodarkflamexoxo 3 months ago

  • "circle circle dot dot" lmao.

    SkittlezLoverz99 3 months ago

  • why do women like this crap ? please someone answer me that ... 

    gutors02 3 months ago

  • @gutors02 we dont...

    

    Twilightfox94 3 months ago

  • 1,426 people are horny teenage girl twilight fans. HARRY POTTER FTW!

    chelseaforever10 3 months ago 2

  • it nice i guess

    saraselena123 3 months ago

  • LMFAO his face when he says hes a vampire LMFAO

    LizShadow13 3 months ago

  • marceline (from adventure time) is a badass vampire not the twilight "vampires"

    xoLoveTruelySucksxo 3 months ago

  • Wtff is this.......

    Exia1011 3 months ago

  • xD xD

    klingon450 3 months ago

  • :p

    babygrr15 3 months ago

  • cut to peanut butter Jelly time!

    missmoomoopig 3 months ago

  • This is funny. I wonder why more people dislike this than like it...

    GertrudeOgilthorp8 3 months ago

  • am i againe in the weird part ore not of youtube and its not right he hase to shine in the sun :O

    tienerstephanie 3 months ago

  • thumbs up if you tried the circle circle dot dot thing :D

    TheNoeky 3 months ago

  • those vampires scaress me more off then eddy and co

    fuschel89 3 months ago

  • HE'S BEEN A NOOB FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS !!!!!!!

    hecksyeaanimelover00 4 months ago

  • yall syck dick

    troublestv 4 months ago

  • HIS MAKE-UP SUCKS!!!!

    RandomShinigami4 4 months ago

  • im a vampire...forealzys

    izziebarrie 4 months ago

  • Lmao Jamal

    LaMariia20 4 months ago

  • Tyboo

    katienjoejonas 4 months ago

  • Jamal

    katienjoejonas 4 months ago

  • Looool....

    UtauHoshinachan1 4 months ago

  • its been thaat waay for thousands of years !

    BARBiEBiTChESS14 4 months ago

  • lol at the end the guy on the far left looks like the dude out of rizzle kicks

    mrsrobsesseed 4 months ago

  • circle circle dot dot now u're a vampire YEAAAAH VAMPIRE DANCE !! xD

    ally271060 4 months ago 46

  • I like these clothes. I got them at the gap.

    lol XD

    writerchickful 5 months ago

  • This made me like pb and j xD

    agcg155 5 months ago

  • At 5:43 was he drinking a bottle of jelly?! and at 5:52 was he eating peanut butter on a stick?! it certainly looked like it ahaha

    Sarahanne2107 5 months ago

  • Circle Circle Dot Dot NOW YOUR A VAMPIRE!!!!! XD

    Maryse983 5 months ago 2

  • For realzies.

    PoppinChix911 5 months ago

  • ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS

    deadwormmanthing 5 months ago

  • this movie SUCKS

    luckymisselala 5 months ago

  • leii moche!

    britannybeverlyWzW 5 months ago

  • All vampires have black names XD

    inuyashamanic2 5 months ago 93

  • hell yeah super massive black hole

    eaglevison543 5 months ago

  • Why the hell did I watch this all the way through? Ignorant curiosity I guess.

    focusz07 5 months ago

  • O O . . ( circle circle dot dot )

    PJatwv2 5 months ago

  • LOLOLOLOLOL, the ending.....  x3

    AyShanxT 5 months ago

  • FOR REALZIES!!

    mzsuperstardom 5 months ago

  • Cute.

    KiraWei1 5 months ago

  • $#!T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

    vidzeerox 5 months ago

  • lolo ther were all blake at the end

    Gabriela9751 5 months ago

  • i like how the jelly magically disappears from his face XD

    xx1musicluver2xx 5 months ago

  • talk talk talk yada yada yada BORING!!!!

    FruityDC 5 months ago

  • I'm a vampire...(*Wierd Face Movements*) lol

    ladyfishermen10 5 months ago

  • Edward scares me O_O

    happygirl17334455 5 months ago

  • LOL EDWARD LOOKS LIKE FRANKENSTEIN xD

    SkyShitsRainbows 6 months ago

  • He Is No Vampire,He Is Just A Dork LOL

    IndigoCat17 6 months ago

  • A Vampire That Doesn't Have White Teeth,They All Have White Teeth

    Even If They Drink Blood,But This Guy Has Yellow Teeth LOL

    IndigoCat17 6 months ago

  • The Guy Playing Edward Is Way Uglier Then Robert Pattinson

    IndigoCat17 6 months ago

  • that was really cool i thought it would suck

    MsHarrypotterfan22 6 months ago

  • Banana faced vampire. He must be called "Banpire". -,-

    BoiiEmzz 6 months ago

  • Haha this is so funny and I could so tell he had white makeup on lol I love peanut butter too!!! I am a vampire haha this my fave

    Vampire guy: circle cirlce dot dot now your a vampire *does silly thumb dance* lol

    iwasinvisible 6 months ago

  • okay i was like this is stupid... then he says "I like these clothes, I got them at the GAP!" i almost fell outta my chair! lol:D

    torimorgan123 6 months ago

  • for realzies

    DreamBigLikeAStar 6 months ago

  • Ya i kinda think it funny but i love jacob still

    TheBlueskys9 6 months ago

  • ITS A FUKIN BLACK NAME!!

    EulonH 6 months ago

  • WHAT THE HELL (THUMBS UPP) IF U SAW THE SQQUIRRL IN THE TREE!!

    EulonH 6 months ago

  • my bad, Jamal the vampire :D

    OfficialStackettes 6 months ago

  • steve the vampire XD

    OfficialStackettes 6 months ago

  • This is actually quite funny. Bet all of the dislikes came from teenage female twilight fans

    mrgerry123 6 months ago 2

  • LOL i bet all the dislikes comes from teen girls having their period...

    devilboy744 6 months ago

  • Peanut butter jelly time much xD

    BryannaGlows 6 months ago

  • If they really are great listeners and great in bed, I'd date a vampire. I love PB&J!

    Rachelwuzheer 6 months ago

  • oh shit I am a vampire, I loves my pbj sandwiches

    Kyuka 7 months ago

  • Haha, he does the "Blue Steel" face.... thumbs up if you know that movie reference.

    hardfugoo1 7 months ago 33

  • @hardfugoo1 LOL yeah you're right from Zoolander haha

    MegaMavric 6 months ago

  • @hardfugoo1 lol zoolander ftw!!

    uppercutassault 3 months ago

  • Fail.

    samatrona151 7 months ago

  • Fuk'in Bullsh*t really! u thin this would be funny, NO! Fu** NO

    mic141soap 7 months ago

  • vampires suck

    Maygirls0901 7 months ago

  • yeah what is the name of the song in the beginning

    Maygirls0901 7 months ago

  • @Maygirls0901. Muse- supermassive black hole

    MimiCupCAKeSAuuurr 7 months ago

  • Um..

    CTCxSIS 7 months ago

  • what's the name of song on the beggening?

    stilecro 7 months ago

  • @stilecro Muse- supermassive black hole

    MimiCupCAKeSAuuurr 7 months ago

  • @MimiCupCAKeSAuuurr than you :)

    stilecro 7 months ago

  • A parody of a parody

    ttymae 7 months ago

  • haaaauuummm prrrrrrr

    

    andersandersen1957 7 months ago

  • Peanutbutter+Jelly=''ITS BEEN THAT WAY FOR THOUSANS OF YEARS'' xD

    xZombieBearzx 7 months ago

  • ha i have this song on my ipod ;)

    rhiannan911 7 months ago

  • i drink blood

    chrissysmellmyfarts 7 months ago

  • Ha ha luv it so funny

    Emogurl20017 7 months ago

  • fuck you

    aparus2001 7 months ago

  • What a bullshit!

    EvaWolf100 7 months ago

  • hahaha why all the dislikes? it's friggin hilarious! xD

    xSeCrEtMe 7 months ago

  • xD xD xD About died while watching this...EPIC!

    TheAdolescentOutcast 7 months ago

  • lol you can call me gemnaull thats a balck name all vampires have balck name wait tat inda raist 0.0 FUCK THIS VIDEO!!!!

    heymyles 7 months ago

  • :50 Here comes the smolder. XD

    jmj23435 7 months ago

  • they gurl said vamparent wat stupid video

    MsJ3T1 7 months ago

  • this fuckin sucks, i thought its gotta get better, but nooo its totally shit!

    melhoggiee00xx 7 months ago

  • kool Im a vampire Im going to go eat peanut butter and jelly now lol

    melindagordon4eva 7 months ago

  • I think this is funny. Haters gonna hate

    Firestarfan111 7 months ago

  • I like spoof movies.

    Casper4092 7 months ago

  • blaah blaahh

    rknt88 7 months ago

  • is this suppose to be funny?

    alascubyftw11 7 months ago

  • i need to puke

    mycrazymichael 7 months ago

  • this is fucking stupid

    superbuckeye44 7 months ago

  • circle dot circle dot XD

    CastlevaniaTeeth 7 months ago

  • haha jamal

    catsrcool330 7 months ago

  • hmm love pb&j.....maybe my bf is one

    93kittylover 7 months ago

  • dude! too much powder!!!!! u could add some more sparkle if u want : )

    ghobebar3 7 months ago

  • that was gay

    

    dessynelson11 7 months ago

  • Is it just me or is he copying the looks from zoolander ? lawls

    Haeyther 7 months ago

  • omg

    JohnnyRigas 7 months ago

  • Wht did he say at the end....i couldn't hear him....

    AwesomeLilyZ 8 months ago

  • he has the same chin as robbie rotten off lazy town x

    caratristanavera 8 months ago

  • It's supposed to suck...it's twilight-related...

    phantompen00 8 months ago

  • i like these clothes! i got them at the gap!

    Mrsmikittymi 8 months ago

  • vampiro bamba :P

    antito202 8 months ago

  • Add a lil bit of paint and colour, and he's Joker. XD

    TheZodiacNeophyte 8 months ago 2

  • its peanut butter jelly tiime xd

    AnDR3FL3X3S 8 months ago

  • LMAO XD... The ending was amazing... the other parts were... not so great

    Brisa440 8 months ago

  • what the hell was that face after he said he was a vampire lmao lol haha

    brittany31813 8 months ago 51

  • @brittany31813 its classic pussy guy face parody aka metrosexual parody face:)

    Mishai87 6 months ago

  • this stinks thanks for torchering me....

    thornbush1241 8 months ago

  • This video sucks...no offense

    KelcyTheTiga 8 months ago

  • Nearly 7 minutes of my life that I can never get back... sorry, but this entire video SUCKS!

    rudafruu 8 months ago

  • i stopped after i saw his face. come to think of it, her face too.

    IloveCOREYandMARTIN 8 months ago

  • the end was the only part that made me smile -.-

    mc4awesomeness 8 months ago

  • boring...

    inCare 8 months ago

  • eehmmmmm baddest parody ever? -.-

    ItaliaVsHolland 8 months ago

  • hey how come he dosent sparkle lol

    123456ladybugs 8 months ago

  • 1.00: I am gay

    joetjoep1998 8 months ago

  • 1.01: I am gay

    joetjoep1998 8 months ago

  • This video sucks

    It has been like that forthousands of years

    kianakiana14 8 months ago

  • She's ugly...

    He sucks... THIS VIDEO IS SHIT!

    ThePedroMCA 8 months ago

  • actually this dude really looks like a vampire..:S

    TheDreamhause 8 months ago 50

  • @TheDreamhause well atleast his costume does

    IndigoCat17 6 months ago