Suburban Housewife - Weekend Rap

[Msjessbcuz10]

I only have one teeny tiny issue with accuracy on this one...we don't end parties at nine, we just put the kids to bed at 9 then continue to party. If we wake up hung over we just drink more LMAO

[lacerda70]

Ain't no party like a suburbs party cause a suburbs party ends at 9.

True dat.

[XxKiprotichxX]

This is fucking legit...

[IrishmanamI]

Jesus, fucking Christ! Suzie... I am sooo fucking jealous of your husband. What a lucky bastard to have impregnated such an awesome woman.

[MadTaurus42170]

I LOVE IT!!!

A HOMEGIRL OF MINE JUST POSTED IT THIS MORNING & THIS SHIT MADE MY DAY AFTER A HARD-ASS WEEK...

YOU GO, HOUSEWIFE!!!

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[sauceofthesoybean]

lol suzy gang all the way

[MisterPlaylister]

You're the dirty version Jenna Fischer AKA Pam Beesley.

[bloopage1]

this is not what mom's should do. i have a sense of humor too but this is embarrassing

[m249a1]

@bloopage1 get your nose out the air that was hilarious!!!lol

[HighFiveTeamSchaefer]

She said, "motherfuckin animals," about the zoo.

Who the fuck is this woman, and why have I not been exposed to her awesomeness before?!

[mmlinke1]

I am Mthr-F'n Cryin'!!!!!

[silverzsplizash]

HA HAHAH. I LOVE IT!!

[JenniferOrman]

Awesome!

[rosebud2104]

fucking hilarious!!!!

[jedijeanene]

Horrible. Cussing, drinking and complaining... wow...

[evesrib]

Ahhh ... This really helped me de-stress from listening to my screaming 8-month-old for the past 6 hours.

[poormarcus1]

awesome! 

[Bonsaverh]

keep'em coming! Genius!

[TheKikifilms]

hysterical!!!



[lorij25]

Genius. Genius.  Genius!

[sweetjesusirock]

HAhahahhaha . It's so refreshing when you find funny women =)

[jillcotton01]

I've been laughing at this for 2 days and I can't get over it. I sent this out to soooo many people!

[jenni6666]

more, more, more! please!

[skienzler]

i looooove her!!!!!!

[briona843]

my idol for real can someone give her a deal and a check id buy ten suzy cds how bout tshirts you tube sensations sell em at hot topics where is suzys shirts

[thegirlnextdoorgrows]

You are absolutely brilliant! I saw this on a blog post and I just died of laughter. How you could do this without cracking up is beyond me!! Thank you for making my day!!!!

[ohfackk]

HAHAHA just watched this and cracked up then made my mom watch it twice with me and she laughed too hahahaha GENI-OUS

[dopeassbeat]

"bracin myself for his mother's bitchin" haha

[GoChampGo]

Yo, biotches. Word from my ho, Audrey Avera. Check it.

[anoxmusic22]

omg.. that's classic ;)

[carlosmparada]

yup yup, :D

[deevah456]

"Ain't no party like a suburbs party, cuz a suburbs party ends at nine." Fucking hilarious. Even funnier, cuz it's so damn true.

[MissingSJersey]

fucking hilariousssssssss!!!

[tinkerfeet]

That was so funny. Made my day.

[tonyalynnbridges]

This is amazing! Made my day!!!

[MsAshley1974]

that made my freaking Monday....keep doing yo thing girl! LUV IT!!

[psylentJ]

THANK YOU for making this im ready to go crazy!! im a new housewife lol!! i just want to smoke a phatty!

[guesswhoagain1]

This is shit is funny as hell! Do the Damn thing Sally!!!

[totallyhotonj]

this shit is so true...

[TommyIsadork]

I think you should shorten the video at least in half by taking out the husband singing part. He is great as long as he is not singine. Lose the husband singing. Very important, for me anyway. I think the husband is a good looking dude who plays the part perfectly. The music is great too! I really like it, but not as much as the first video! I can't believe this hasn't gone viral yet. Love your videos and keep them coming!

[zeugirdorrehtaeh]

lol

[JOHNSTONBRIAN29]

YOUR FUNNY THAT WAS GREAT.

[twobeavers]

You are character...love it!

[tmhdoering]

Thanks for letting the world know what us moms are really thinking! Awe Yeah!

[dcwanderer]

these videos are hilarious

[millarfamily5]

LOVE it!!!

[noah353]

nice!

[SeeburgMusic]

I don't even know what to say AGAIN! YOu are too amazing. I mean you got it nailed beotch!

[nachocamacho44]

Well done.

[KIMBERannaBRIGHT]

My kids would be shocked that I Love This!

[samanthashimizu]

hahahahah you're fucking amazingggg !

[ashkissee]

I love your videos!!!

[shotgunsmoke]

I fucking love this woman.....SUZY you ROCK!!!