Anthrax Case Closed! gnooze 8-7-08

[y0utubeterrorstorm]

Lt Col Philip Zach is the real anthrax suspect that the FBI is protecting.

[jaan2010]

Hey Marta...if i get the chance to meet,what i ll do, do u know that....ohhhh my God ...i would like to hug and kissu till i lose my sense....love u

[Nic33rd]

I appreciate the shortened musical intro.

I agree with you about the cloned puppies. A tad weird.

[zqueenbean]

I can always count on your gnooze...

[jx14aby]

Brilliant!

Marry me.

[blairkenyon]

Long time no see. Great job as usual, Marta.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! Glad to see you again! :D

[saminnyc]

Increased number of uninsured = Increased number of people using emergency rooms for primary care (because they cannot be denied treatment there) = longer wait times all around

[shizueleven]

Why, marta? Then Grandpa could always be Grandpa! :(

[FishPants85]

dude marta's totally going to clone her dog. :-)

[ZanyBear]

RAWR!!

[Luckylotterydude]

You are funny. I dig your stuff. But, that said, just a thought to consider. What if that anthrax guy guy didn't kill himself but was killed? And what if he wasn't guilty but a pawn used by the Government? Food for thought.

[airborne373]

Wait til Universal Govt. Sponsored health care

[theDave1956]

Great episode, Marta. Thanks!!!

[jdjdbig]

After 6+ years, your quote pretty much sums up the governments view:

"It's cool, dead guy guilty, done!"

[qizalia]

If you knew the greatest dog ever, you would.

[Sexmachine230]

this is better than news on tv

[Penthercy]

people who complain about torture on terrorist are dumb fucks, end of story...

[Nagrobek78]

what about people who complain about torture on innocent people? Are they dumb fucks too?

[CommentorX]

Well, Nagrobek78, how are you supposed to know if a person is a terrorist or not unless you torture them to find out? It's not like they have bumper stickers saying, "My other car explodes."

[Nagrobek78]

Well, commentorX, how are you supposed to know if a person is a genuine terrorist, or is he just saying anything you want him to say, cause he can't stand any more tortures? Tortures are the worst and least reliable way to get information from people.

[goobersayshey]

I love it - I want a "My other car is a bomb" bumper sticker.

[jx14aby]

Oh, I gotta get that, too.

[sac2ase1]

Good One Marta U Rock...

[MillionthUsername]

A 31 minute wait in the ER?!? I think they're using Moon minutes or something.

What they actually do is lead you from one place to another about every hour or so. As you pass through the outer chambers, the hope starts building. Eventually, if you're faithful and stick with it, you will reach the inner sanctum where you will meet with the shining man in white under a blinding light.

It's like a trip through Purgatory. : )

[mike8494]

Cool Marta Your the best :-) Mike

[mysticfm]

Stream directly tapped off of my neocortex:

1) To me, Fork Pugs sounds like a band that would be playing in 7th Street Entry.

2) "Shrill?" Every piece of glass in the room just cracked. :)

3) "What?" And that one knocked over my desk. Marta, you're wrecking my house. :)

4) Meanwhile, Grandpaw was looking back at Ms. Costello and thinking, "I wonder if they've perfected cloning of dog owners yet? Gotta have my Marta!"

[jonnykill]

"Dead guy GUILTY DONE!!!" Hahahahahahaha!

[rain8a]

the emergency part was hilarious!!!

awesome video!

oh and i heard of the cloned puppies, crazy indeed, but dumb too in my opinion!

[scottmhoward]

hahaha... That was a glance down at Dolly and Grandpaw at the end, wasn't it? =P You'd so clone them, wouldn't you? =D

[scottmhoward]

WHAT?!?!?!?!

[JayKHazen]

LOL @ "Dead guy?  GUILTY. DONE!"

5*

[djbuck1]

AN HOUR?? What hospital is that? Our Lady of Light Speed? The last time I had my kid to a hospital we left after an hour and a half with NO prospect of being treated in sight. And that was on a night when the clowns weren't busy!

[anmoose]

Well, your ACLU impression certainly got my attention. LOL!

[Bubba186]

if you are not bleeding, or having a heart attack, you pretty much dont belong in the ER and you will sit there for a looong time...

[ydyammo]

Fist... That shrill thing scared the crap out of me... Lady->into->MONSTER->back_into­->Lady... ;)

10/10 on the trial-fairness irony impression though ;))) lol

[JimmerSD]

I guess Pork or Fug could be options too!

Owwie typing while listening! Shrill!!

Clone dogs are cute! Really!

[lastnymleft]

Haha! You really nailed the ACLU impression, Marta. But, hey, I'm GLAD they get shrill, on my behalf.

[Justinfh2point0]

No offense but to call yourself Gnooze and remind us that the g is silent very single time is annoying.

[SonomaDave1]

BETTER than ever Martamay! You were overthetop (good) expressive this time!

[1NethgilN]

waiting rooms are a joke, and the punch line is the mainstream media. thx, Marta.xoxoxo

[Zarbod]

Where can I get my FORK PUG? (Is it me, or does that just sound dirty? FORK PUG!!!)

[GerrardtheGrimmNo1]

Ohhh let me tell you I was in the emergency waiting room once for almost a day. LET ME SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN. A DAY!!! lol I was rather shrill that day.

[Rnanubandha]

thanks

[geekyvince]

yeah that lady had to sell her house to get those pups cloned.

[kosai19]

Will you be my bride? I'm in love.

[100and1000s]

Or better still clone u Marta xx

[100and1000s]

I'd love 2 clone Gold Bars !!!

[KlaxonCow]

Unfortunately, gold doesn't possess any DNA.

In fact, as a so-called heavy element, gold is only naturally created by exploding stars.

But, like, there's an experimental nuclear fusion reactor being built in France and that's essentially based on the same underlying physics as what makes stars burn.

[KlaxonCow]

So, if you had a really, really big fusion reactor and then made it explode, maybe you could make yourself some gold that way.

Of course, you'd be incinerated and it would destroy the world, annihilating all life on Earth.

But, hey, like, it's free gold and stuff. So it's not all bad. ;D

[jebutube]

FYI: WHUAT?!?!? is exactly what I said when I heard the emergency room story this morning. CNN reported it and I ranted all through the house while getting dressed. 8 hours is much more like it.

Anthrax dude committed suicide. Right. Jack Ruby got sick and died while awaiting a new trial. Yep

[qiranger]

Awesome job Marta!

[strav12]

As cool as ever........! Be shrill.

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta,I truly like the empty podium for the Whitehouse spokesman. very appropos.

Video response shortly

[wildbill1911A1]

Yes, it was an interesting photo credit. Hmmmmm.

Oh, I'm too easily distracted to g

Google that name.

[boundless1986]

a couple of years ago they had these commercials showing a stroke patient thinking I should have call the ambulance sooner and maybe I would be able to speak and so on, but I guess that doesn't really matter anymore if you have to wait an hour.

[Juggaloserialeater]

Love you

[DudeX01]

ACLU YIKES. WOW the volume was up today. How many dogs could she save with 50 large? Uggh misguided. Bad FBI, geez what happened to the old days where the FBI solved cases.