Crazy Christian Lady

[JONNYACTIONOVERLORD]

you don't know the power of the dark-side

[MegaTimebomb098]

fatass bitch, my uncle is a very religious man but this bitch is crazy and was totally tought wrong.

[MaxxCoyote]

What the hell.....I....just....okay what the hell is going on here?

[mrmetalgear2000]

I pity the family specially the little girl who truly got traumatized by that woman!!! I really feel sorry for all of them.

[frodo9]

Wait... Why do she hate a jewish girl? Jesus was a jew.

[AnalogueAbsynth]

i was once christian... but then i took an education to the brain

[frodo9]

@AnalogueAbsynth lol... that was a nice arrow to the knee joke. Love it.

[RanRanDoom]

I don't get it, what is actually going on? Its funny and all, but why is she having a tantrum???

[M4rkh0lm]

Gluttony is a sin. This bitch obviously overlooked that.

[johngorgis]

Kill the bitch and feed africa

[deejay114]

when she said to get out unless you believe in jesus i wouldve strolled slowly out and said LOL FUCK YOUR JESUS LOL

[ShysTP9IK]

Once i was a christian... but then i took an arrow to the knee!

[Stringprodigy]

MEGA P.M.S. - it's what's for dinner!

[DameanStormwolf]

I don't care what you say....she is deffinately a prayer warrior........

[Shihonoryu]

0:45

a wild snorlax appears

[KennyHBCA1]

Poor kids

[scenesonn]

Oh come on, 62 dissenters, how can you NOT like this!?

[perfectbark]

nothing a box of twinkies can't fix

[GLANL]

I used to be able to determine whether someone was trolling or just plain crazy, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Nikono]

" She's not a CHRISTIAAAAAAN-NAAAAA!!!!!"

Priceless.

[kingibad]

according to the American university, she was an alien :O !?

[slayerkamikze]

Christianity....not even once

[pepelishis]

If I could I would ban every SINGLE religion in the whole wide world.. that's just crazy as hell I'm sorry..

[Lanthelle]

@OSUbuck3y3 and yet the Catholics are generalized as the craziest of a crazy lot, or do they just rape little boys during their off time from being a Christian?

[FoxHoundUnit89]

Jesus made her fat XD

[TheNorthCold]

Yeah... so how was your day.... ?

[cactuspiss1]

i think she is possessed by Satan

[EvilsOfFeminism]

I have a hard time believing this, even in a world with billions of people, can seriously exist.

[Magnetokid]

When she says she doesn't want the money you can see her husband thinking "Shut uuuup bitch... we need to pay the mortgage!!!"

[atllmand]

I'm glad you're homeGET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!

[OSUbuck3y3]

God = Love

This screwed up, radical Protestant "warrior" = Hate

You will never find a Catholic like this.

[MarcusEFN]

The hypocrisy of Christian belief:

Kid: Mommy, what'll happen if I don't believe in God?

Mom: If you don't believe in God, he will denounce you as a sinner & cast you into Hell, where you will be tortured & punished forever, along with adulterers, paedophiles, rapists, homosexuals, murderers, politicians, kids who have sex before marriage, those who worship false idols, lawyers, girls who don't obey their husbands & Michael Jackson!

Kid: Wh-why would He do that?!

Mom: BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU!!!

[zenmaher]

nice residual arms psycho

[koesalagoepagoep]

are most american christians like this ?

[mandowar17]

@koesalagoepagoep depends on which type your are asking about. Christianity has different groups such as baptists, presbyterians, methodists, etc.

[koesalagoepagoep]

@mandowar17  allright thanks,!

[UltimoQueso]

@koesalagoepagoep No. The guys who run this show look for the craziest people they can possibly find.

[koesalagoepagoep]

@UltimoQueso well they did a good job at that !

thanks for the awnser!

[TROLLHAMMER87]

What you guys dont know it this bitch is addicted to jesus and betel nut just look at her teeth and the energy hes has !

[JDesirae2010]

Shouldn't be acting so freaking insane and ridiculous around that little kid.

[brian4480]

So let me get this right....they were sith?

[SomeBlokeLol]

Unstable individual with a strange view on the world and of humanity

[MrNintoku]

0:10 Oh no ITS HER!

[RAynah]

what a lovely lady

[Renafangirl2021]

This lady is sick in the head. 0.o 

[NorthWeezy2010]

lol her teeth are dark sided

[MrRupert8754]

i would punch that christain crazy bitch

[TheStrothers101]

....Well she is the warrior LOL.

[xxBlastBeats]

I have no idea what the fuck she is talking about. At all.

[Omnio1506]

she's ate a lot of bread and wine...

[craigpsimpson]

Don't let her out on day-release again.

[camerooon44]

why not just kill her. she'd be happier with god obv

[ThePuddinPop88]

Okay, she can't plant a seed, only God can, she can't create harvest, and God says not to angry especially in this way ! You can tell she is demon possessed.

[asscrackben]

Quick run hide!! It's taking refuge on the sofa !!!!

[lilsm555]

"I have been educated" lmaoo yeahhh ok.

[lilsm555]

why are so many Christians mentally retarded?

[FunkyWhitePimp]

@lilsm555 ...goes without saying. :)

[dermisogyn]

@lilsm555 good qst.

[SuperVegeta25Returns]

@lilsm555 because they look at a book thats before our generations by 300 folds. yet also science as you know does not matter. (sarcasm)

[itrollyoulikeagod]

@lilsm555 the one comes with teh other.

[Redraid24]

@lilsm555 cause thats what religion is.causes mental and physical ignorance,if i was the housband i would have been like,you stupid bitch that money was gonna get me a younger thinner woman,you gluttonous bitch!take your god now!HA!in You face,the bible works both ways,weapon and defense!Stupid non the less

[GodsTalkingSnake]

Thank you j-e-e-s-u-s! Another 164,127 recruits to the atheist ranks...

[eliteforce002]

LOL, she's a fatty.

[8YOURMAMA8]

If she was a zombie she'd be one of the fat ones that vomits.

[RandomDirectors]

@8YOURMAMA8 lol a boomer xD

[Cavkid70]

I feel so bad for those poor kids.

[urmomwent2college]

If I knew this bitch I'd call child services on her in a heartbeat. Those kids will probably never have a normal life no matter how hard they try

[Sektion9]

Her shadow covers earth's dark side.

[applebaj]

wtf is this from

[NotADood]

@applebaj It's from an episode of some reality show that aired a few years ago. Trading Spouses I think.

[mhammer1777]

I HOPE YOU DIE A REALLY AWFUL DEATH THAT INFLICTS EXCRUCIATING PAIN WHILE I WATCH AND LAUGH......GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[cristoferchanimak]

Is this "Trading Spouses"?

[GodDamnItYouFaggot]

This Is Why I'm An Athiest. Fucking Ignorant Bible Thumpers.

[Aiser56]

@Adamillionare123 I have read the bible... What is the difference between miracles and magic? I do not worship the devil or believe in the devil if that is what your referring too. I believe this women is highly uninformed. That is all I am saying.

[greensageb]

Morbidly obese. Insane. Christian. Scary.

[al3699]

does anyone remember Paul Bearer from WWF?

[Trips1103]

lunatic



[rrrandommman]

@Trips1103 Rofl what a psyco xD

[Trips1103]

lunatic



[thaggartxsoo]

Put her in a Stephen King movie!

[laurelfan1]

It was SOOOOO dork sided!!!

[ChipArgyle]

Nope. That's not crazy at all.

[itsjustameme]

I think she may be a little bit darksided herself...

[Jcsharitz]

What they don't show is she taped the check up and cashed it. Idiot.

[Jcsharitz]

CRAZY...... Then again Christianity (All religion) requires a little bit of mental illness to fall for it. This woman is a HUGE fat drama queen. She needs to pray "In Jesus name I pray...let me not be sooo fat and crazy."

[baxtar1963]

FAT, STUPID AND ROTTEN TEETH IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE.

[cichlidkeeper89]

Ok, im a christian (ima get crap for that one). But this chick is crazy. Example: My neighbor is wiccan, he doesnt believe in god. ya, well.... hes one of my best friends. My own girlfriend is an athiest. And its ok. People can believe what they want. it doesnt make them bad, or "darksided"..... This chick is straight up crazy.

[cichlidkeeper89]

This chick is nutz

[maxtondude]

I dont think they makes an amor in her size...

[runebagel]

LOLOOOL

[Z3RO0RD1E]

So if you believe the moon is real, then you're not Christian?

[bkeeblur]

The whole World couldn't pray hard enough for that lady.

[DustinTheGoth]

Some of these fucking people need tomstop and think... What would jesus do? Surely he wouldn't seclude people for worshiping nature. Because last time i checked, Jesus told people to get along.

[naturalistmind]

whatever armor she was talking about wouldn't fit, thats why she went crazy, they dont make XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL armor of god.....LOL

[Zugbarrh]

I dont think she know's hat shes talking about

[misscatalina711]

This type of person is what gives Christians a bad name.

[m1k3yization]

she's the one that's Darksided

[coyotedawg]

god i feel so bad for her family

[Django5198]

so dork sided

[BeholderGuard]

I would have loved to have entered at that very moment (at 1:15) and said to her:

"Hey you! I am a MUSLIM (with a Qur'an in my hand)! Allahu-Akbar~!~!~!"

I BET she would have passed out :PPP

[deppwaswho]

wtf is happening in this video? can someone please explain?

[BeholderGuard]

@deppwaswho

You have to watch this video first to understand:

/watch?v=Ytq80b4yvpk

Hope this helps :)

[Avdallabill]

Atheism ftw.

[Django5198]

@Avdallabill couldn't agree more

[MrItsmelegacy]

if you believe in jesus you can stay LOL

[hobojisto]

Prime example of a great Christian:

1. Behaves inappropriately in front of a young child

2. Makes eldest daughter feel guilty about what happened to her

3. Does a total backflip about accepting the prize money, sticking wholeheartedly to her beliefs and principles until she decides she might be better off with the money.

[BritNostalgia]

Another quality piece of programming from the Fox Network. No wonder The Simpsons take the piss out of them!

[TheRetroJukeBox]

I pity that poor kid. She looks terrified! get a grip woman! Somebody give her a slap!

[Rainbowtardiful]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[sk8jon2]

i got no problem with people that are religous(im atheist) but i hate the ones that are crazy in a religion,,they start talking lots of @#$#

[zonip67]

"It was so dork-sided!!" lol wtf

[tomekkobialka]

I like the way that the ripping seems practised. She's probably done it hundreds of times to 'The Da Vinci Code'.

[Robotskii]

A fat gollum!

[TheRaellz]

can we please lure all the religious people in the world into an arena so they can all fight to the death then we can use all their stuff to give to the homeless people.

because that's what Jesus would want =)

[opba93]

Wow

[TheDirtball69]

gargiles! slikeks! dork sided!!

[botflyguy]

I see this lady around town quite often. For real. She lives in Ponchatoula, Louisiana.

[clutchmc22]

the kids were playing having a good time then this obese cunt walks in and ruins everything,how can anyone love this abomination

[clutchmc22]

This abomination deserves to be shot in the mouth,after all that this fat slob accepted the money

[JokerzKard]

Don't apologize, django, religion creates lunatics like this woman! But hey, it used to create murderers, now just crazy zealous bitches!!!!!!

[HardcoreGamerAus]

crazy bitch , what a idiot.

[Django5198]

@Adamillionaire123 I was refering to this woman having a freakout about it. I wasn't calling religion bullshit. I wasn't meaning to offend anyone

[VladieShark]

Fucking terot card readers.

[Aiser56]

I am a wiccan astrologist.... This is the reason our country is going down hill. Our country is being swarmed by people who believe that astrology, atheism, and just about everything except the Bible is evil. Its amusing to me that she says astrology while screaming about 10 times... And then "witch book stuff" about 4 more times... Ummmm. HA!

[dave01123]

lol, when she throws the paper out the door i would laugh if a cop just walked up and sad "uuhh... you gonna have to pick that back up, thats littering.."

[cupramac]

i'm atheist

[bcbowar50]

This is all I heard: "Something, something, something DARK SIIIDEEE!"

[thecol1]

Poor kids!!!

[SciFiFanatic101]

"It was so dark sided" seems she got a taste of the dark side of the Wicca.

[0yaoifan0]

"I had to put armor on just to walk out that house!"

thats some hell of a suit of armor

[SuCKeRPunCH187]

@0yaoifan0 she must still be wearin the armor yee haw cue banjo music

[godhatesusall85]

Prayer? If god answered prayers, he would have given her a treadmill by now.

[TaddeoValestra]

scripted shit.

amerikanskie loves scripted shows.

[MockEmpire]

@PeterParkerisded it all comes down to, you're the reason the universe was wrought and through the cognizance of unconditional love and thanksgiving, you can open a stargate in your mind thus becoming immortal

[MockEmpire]

this lady looks like a female obese palpatine

[JESUStheATHEIST1]

someone save those poor kids from this fucktard.

[olstar18]

@PeterParkerisded Kinda like the trinity concept that isn't even found in the bible.

[rtngolem]

it's kinda of sad that they're exploiting this crazy woman

[Davin404]

@rtngolem I'm sorry, but as an Atheist I have to disagree. These kinds of people plant the seed of distrust in us, and we need the world to see that maybe, just maybe, we're not the crazy ones.

[mindstormsabrewin]

I grew up around these deranged people. They HAVE to be the center of attention. They HAVE to behave as if they are the purest creature on earth and the rest of us are devil worshippers.

[cuppajoesugar]

Yes, they were "Dork-sided"

[miketheman321]

Misanthropy... rising...

[metallovingsquirell]

are their any armor sizes that fit her ?

[snowy800123]

how did they stand there and not laugh?

[TomPark1986]

Straightjacket anyone?

[threewing]

I fear I'm dorksided 2...

[Myusernamerulez]

trololololololololol

[TigerTheLightsider]

This women may be a christian but her hatred and unnecessary anger is so evil it overpowers her saying shes a christian, Shes freaking evil

[supatoker420]

Who would put a penis in that?...

[chaddytele]

she jiggles so much ಠ_ಠ

[ThisisNickyBMusic]

her voice kinda sounds like bam margeras mom lol

[MrThepassionshirt]

WTF she's mental,  feel sorry for the little kids

[ThePockyKunoichi]

What. the. fuck.

[GlamourTechnician]

Way to traumatize your kids you freaking psycho! That poor little girl!

[DBPboarding]

who the fuck is jesus, oh right! he's best friends with my imaginary flying invisible pink rainbow farting unicorn

[MrCavans]

Even jesus would put her down!

[MrCavans]

Jesus shoot tha`hhh woman

[13Niagro37]

Is it wrong that I want her to suffer for her stupidity, and be stripped of her pathetic 'faith' before she dies?

After watching it all, I don't care if it is.

[AtheistToothFairy]

Someone please tell me that this CRAZZZZZZY woman is confined to a state-approved padded-room by now?

[ballerina2be]

@AtheistToothFairy Oh I think she's got plenty of padding!

[AtheistToothFairy]

@ballerina2be

Indeed she does...LOL

In fact, she could be used as a trampoline, I should think

[joe29295mama]

if i could i would kill every single crazy ass christian with my bare hands, i want another holy war, exept atheists vs. christians

[260191894]

In the streets, it is called a Christian/Muslim/Jew.

In a mental institution, it is called a patient suffering from a psychosis.

[1337blahred]

at least the dark side has cookies :D

[Berron910]

Well, uh, apparently if you don't believe in God, you're like Darth Vader!

[Django5198]

"I have Jesus inside me!!!"

Yeah it's physically obvious

[DerbyLioness]

@Django5198 I hope the doctors can operate.

[ZappaFan101]

@Django5198

lol good one!

[Django5198]

@ZappaFan101 ah my fellow subscriber. I do believe that when I see bullshit like this I really wish Frank was still alive.

[MegaGayjesus]

@Django5198 Just the one Jesus inside of her?