Ball Boy

[johnnygannerss]

im pretty sure he wont be ballboy-ing again

[cristianoronaldo7271]

re pastarte enta doynas tin mapa gamw to shisto soy

[edmundziegejunge]

fhox ommok u liba. :-)

[jdmillett]

Both of you guys need to just give it up!!! Go take a walk or something. Life's too short, Goddam. You are both so alike in how much you enjoy your verbal pissing contest that I think you be friends in different circumstances. Peace.

[edmundziegejunge]

Oh chill out! It's just a bit of fun. Christ, have you never sat in the pub and argued about football? No one's opinion's going to change, but you argue anyway. This is not different. (Except I'm right, he's wrong, and we're in love.) :-)

[croldrin]

i love how ammochostos says you're fat edmundzieqjunge when hes just sitting at his comp arguing with you GG ammo GG

[edmundziegejunge]

I'm pretty sure I've stated I'm fat in other videos I have on here fella. It's all part of the ammo errrmmm... ammo! Bear in mind we don't know what this guy looks like since he's hiding behind his camera!

[1unitedireland]

i think the 2 of use are in love??

[edmundziegejunge]

See, you can tell! Our love will blossom like a mushroom cloud. You mark my words. :-)

[edmundziegejunge]

This is better than when you're a kid and you taunt the scrapyard dog. In fact it reminds me EXACTLY of that. :-)

[ammochostos]

oh you looked like you were born in a scrapyard, thanks for explaining that to me, now i understand why your full of worthless shit!

[edmundziegejunge]

What kind of a response is that? What are you, seven? That combined with the usual internet staple of calling someone's sexuality into question? Give yourself a sweetie. Then fuck off to bed before Mummy catches you!

[danieldamen2007]

i would of smacked the little cunt thinks hes all hard after that thinks hes the big man i would of sparked him out little fuck wit

[edmundziegejunge]

Yeah he certainly looks like he's "all hard" doesn't he? Rather than "all embarrassed". Still, I'm delighted to have a professor of fucking semantics post a comment. Cheers for that.

[ammochostos]

to think that you get kicks out of something so fucking trivial shows the level of your IQ. Ive been looking at all the videos of Tottenham fans on the net nothing but a bunch of druken, low life yids who get kicks out of picking on people. Your sad extremely sad and you fucking know it get a life u stupid cunt!

[edmundziegejunge]

Ammo, hat little rant would have been so much better if you'd made the rant about IQ in a manner that didn't make you appear ill-educated and prone to expletives where alternative suitable invective would carry more weight. Dipshit.

[ammochostos]

I know your tiny little performance trying to use subtle but intelligent words doesn't work my friend, Im the one writing in your language and to me it looks like , i can read and write it better than you. Yours sentences have no context and mean shit. The fact that your willing to reply to me shows that your just as bad as the rest of them. Sad but true, and if you like semantics so much, study in depth the meaning of this YOU ARE A WANKER!

[edmundziegejunge]

No honestly, this is funny stuff. I'm sure I'm not the only one stunned by the sheer brilliance of your responses. No signs of ineptitude or desperation so far. Feel free to keep commenting. At the end of the day I could just delete them all and give you something else to bitch about eh?

[ammochostos]

Dont worry about me mate i've got plenty of time on my hands, and if your lost for words ill just keep on pissing you off. I am also thrilled to see that i'm amusing you since you are a bunch of yobos who chant songs that were probably written by two year olds.... for example... "If you hate Arsenal stand up". I mean what the fuck is that all about are you guys serious?

[edmundziegejunge]

I'm delighted you think you're pissing me off. I mean, the tone I'm writing in must really grate on you to even think that. Plus you've gone back to you "oh let's armchair-analyze all England fans based on the chanting elite" as thought that's the be-all and end-all of what passes for the average fan. How is it there in the 80s?

[ammochostos]

well you weren't chanting anything when you came to Cyprus "my friend" apart from that!

Why don't you ask all the British that are suddenly moving over here how it is....they seem to like it... i think a comment i heard one day was, "I can't stand england anymore cos we've lost our identity." Now isn't that the bloody truth! If you spent less time in the fields you would probably realize that yourself.

[edmundziegejunge]

I've never been to Cyprus. I have no intention of ever going to Cyprus. I already live on a small over-populated island, why would I want to visit another? But I had to laugh at the "less time in the fields" bit. Is that how Cypriots view England? As some vista of rolling fields? Or is this based on something a little more voyeuristic?

[ammochostos]

no you prat! i saw your videos! or is that your boyfriend prancing around, crying about England missing penalties, and England not qualifying for next years Euro...oh shit i forgot, i spoiled your surprise you were going to make that video next week.....By the way we are hardly overpopulated, we might have to many Brits ...that is a huge problem i would agree!

[edmundziegejunge]

I thought I might be right with the voyeurism. Cracking interpretation of events though, all things considered. Oh, and since the key to this diatribe seems to be pointless nationalist rhetoric: good luck in the Euros yourselves. Whenever that might happen. I look forward to your next disjointed and meandering spew of pidgin English.

[ammochostos]

Since you both enjoy my english so much, i thought i would right something for you both in Greek and see if you can grasp the meaning, Tin mana sa gamw tin, tous apogonous sas tous sfazame kai aman laxei tha kanoume kai to idio se sas!

Good luck!

[professoryaffle]

Mmm... I think you could do with some basic English training my friend and if it doesn't offend you or make you think you're homosexual or something, I'll help out. But that shouldn't matter anyway should it? I mean, the Greeks invented homosexuality didn't they? If you're gay I don't mind at all. I'm not homophobic.

[ammochostos]

Oh a historian, great the one cant handle it so you've turned into a group this is great. Since your so great with facts 26.12.1955 theres a date for you and the magic number is 120. Oh, and by the way a message for you in Greek as well since my English is terrible. Ton shisto tis manas sou poushto englezo kouroubette gamoshisti! have fun!

[professoryaffle]

Well, if you're going to take that tone, I won't bother. Fucking ignorant cunt.

[ammochostos]

now, now lets not get excited my dear friend! Now who's ignorant if I'm not mistaken with my poor English, that is the lack of knowledge, education and/or understanding. Since i disagree with that I'm sure you wouldn't mind taking that back you low life piece of shit!

[professoryaffle]

That last comment is gibberish. It makes no sense.

[ammochostos]

let me try again then sorry....ill make it nice and simple for you, im not the one thats ignorant asshole! (and i explain for the thick and dumb) the meaning of the word ignorant is the lack of knowledge, education and/or understanding. If you need me to explain in further detail im always available.

[edmundziegejunge]

It only has one implication in it's translation? Then we get it. That you've misinterpreted your own summation from one comment to the next: still a bit perplexed. But I did chuckle at your used of "thick AND dumb" as being clearly differentiated. You know... A bit like "dead AND not alive". Quality!

[ammochostos]

your so hooked up the way i write in english that your missing the point all together wanker! Firstly it was your bum-chum who wrote about sexuality and i replied. Secondly, to get back to the point cos this is going too far whatever u do u are still English football scum. Everyone hates u! You've got your head so far up the Americans ass that you have resulted to sarcastic comments to gain back your pride. You have none son! accept it you are the scum of the world!

[edmundziegejunge]

It wasn't anyone other than you that started with the sexuality issues: please not that the whole thing is timestamped. Plus you seem to be under the impression that I actually give a flying fuck about what you or anyone else thinks about England. But still, that's another nice tangent you've gone off at, bringing in Anglo-American relations to your non-argument. Crass generalization, all the way, eh? And all this from a small Turkish island that'd be empty without the tourist pennies. Nice.

[ammochostos]

The only thing thats Turkish you fat cunt is those fucking delights that you seem to enjoy by the tonne! I don't think fuck all of England i just hate scum like who are moving over here by the thousands and ruining our community when all you do is drink all day become slobs and open stupid fucking businesses like "Helen's ironing service" when realy what she means is come and fuck me im a English slag!

[edmundziegejunge]

Yeah I fucking love my Turkish delight. The best ones are imported from Cyprus, as you no doubt know. Those Turks know their stuff. Drinking all day... Fucking all day... Sounds fucking awesome mate. Must really piss the locals off eh?

[ammochostos]

look whos loosing control .... i thought i didn't piss you off hahahaha HA! we have good weight loss programs over here as well i can send you one! You dont know what it means to fight for your country you twat you could never understand what we live for your just another materialistic low life FAT piece of English shit!

[edmundziegejunge]

You don't. Your people make the best Turkish delight, and your comments are funny! Mmmm!!! Turkish Cypriot Delight! Mmm! Oh, and the PM pretending to ask me on TV: I know it's you. Weak context, dickhead. :-D

[ammochostos]

your mistaken fatty that wasnt me, you think Im unable to express myself in public! Read closely my corpulent chum, if you want to go as low as using the Turkish problem in Cyprus learn the facts! The only reason Turkey invaded Cyprus was cos the English bastards got paid off like whores! GRIVAS DIGHENIS asshole,a quote for you since i entertain you so much "IT IS THE MARK OF AN EDUCATED MIND TO BE ABLE TO ENTERTAIN A THOUGHT WITHOUT ACCEPTING IT. - ARISTOTLE" he was Greek by the way.

[ammochostos]

now look whos acting like a seven year old now....grow up you fat trudge!

[edmundziegejunge]

No. I just wanted to see how far you'd bite. Pretty far. Nice use of "corpulent" by the way. Some feverish dictionary work there my Turkish friend.

[ammochostos]

See thats were your mistaken cos fortunately unlike you bastards of all nations i can trace my family tree back to ancient Greece. We know who we are and can be proud of it! You might no something about the English language (as you so proudly choose to believe), yet u know fuck all about anything else! Your lame and childish but most people with no meaning to their lives normally are! Try loosing some weight it might help your personality issues!

[edmundziegejunge]

You're still churning out the same tired rhetoric to get under my skin, like I'm somehow unaware I'm fat. And since you don't really know anything about me, my morality, my family, my history, or my beliefs I'll just let you keep straining at the leash while I throw more pebbles. Sooner or later I'll get bored reading your shit, I know.

[ammochostos]

You getting scared there my chubby friend...next time fuck face don't fill the internet with your pathetic shit...and before you insult people and their beliefs think about it twice!!!

[ammochostos]

Rhetoric...hmmm Well let me just say of course i know all about you! You are the perfect stereotype of a middle to low class shitty English family...Your fed up with your life, you drink and eat too much, You cant get laid anymore without paying for it...If you want me to carry on ill do it my next posting!

[edmundziegejunge]

Yep, go on. It's almost enjoyable reading you wind yourself up more and more. Your fantisizing is a little creepy, like. But seriously, I am sure this will keep you off the streets.

[ammochostos]

No i wont, even though i can think of a lot to say, I don't take pride in talking about other peoples families, even if the head of the house is a pathetic pile of worthless shit. So i was saying Dumbo, there is one thing you have to keep in mind when putting your crap for public view...you must be able to accept the consequences!

[edmundziegejunge]

Yes, that certainly seems to be the case here. I don't know anyone who's read this that DOESN'T think you're a moron. Likewise, you probably have a friend (I'm assuming you have a friend) who thinks the same about my replies. Such is the internet. I'm sure you know the famous quote...

[ammochostos]

Oh! Wow, i feel mortified the fact that your friends don't differ from you at all in profile really does put me to ignominy. To think a bunch of overweight English slobs who spend all their time in the pub scoffing down enormous amounts of shit and drinking their livers to hell think I'm a moron! No mate my friends wouldn't even look twice at you or your shit, i guess thats one of my downfalls I pay too much attention to dissipate like you!

[edmundziegejunge]

You love me. I know you do. You want some hot sweaty English man love don't you? Well you can't have it. I've not fully fallen in love with you yet.

[ammochostos]

YOU SAD FAT BASTARD......!!!!If your thinking of turning gay on me mate your barking up the wrong tree...if you want though I can point you in the right direction, i knew you weren't getting any action but thats fucking disgraceful!

[edmundziegejunge]

You know where you can get me some action? Now we're getting down to it! Perhaps while you're at it you can give me some other pointers?

[ammochostos]

Pointer one has already been exhausted, you know weight watchers, slimfast etc etc....

Pointer two, take your family somewhere else apart from camping you cheap bastard.

Pointer three learn a different language then you might realize how poor yours is.

Pointer four start supporting Brazil then you might see some silverware before you die of liver failure!

Shit I'm only allowed a maximum of 500 characters.... More free tips in my next posting.,...

[Cumbler]

This is all jolly good fun isn't it? Now are you two going to play nicely? Or would you both like to book a nice hotel room, so that you can, you know, 'get it on', in private?

[edmundziegejunge]

Oh you've not stalked me enough to miss the other holiday vids. That's somewhat reassuring. Although of course you're assuming a lot still... But that's the funny bit, so we can go on. You've also got me over that metaphorical barrel, big boy. Points again.

[ammochostos]

Oh thank god! you didn't answer yesterday and i was getting disappointed that you had given up. How is it stalking twat? Your the one that put them on the net... i didn't go into your hard drive and steal them, are you aware that everybody can see them? You really are a dipshit and you certainly do contradict yourself have you been drinking again?

[ammochostos]

your comments lately are somewhat lacking integrity.... be careful now, don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!

[edmundziegejunge]

The problem is: only you think you're better at it. You come back because you have nothing better to do. I come back because they're my vids. My vids you've obsessed over enough to watch a bit of and misinterpret. But that's OK...

[ammochostos]

No actually its cos Ive never given up on a fight and never will! However big or insignificant. I think Winston Churchill said it best..."The Greeks don't fight like heroes. Heroes fight like the Greeks" See we're stubborn and proud and your the unlucky bastard who has to put up with it!

[edmundziegejunge]

I just find it amusing that you got all emotional over not getting a reply for 24 hours. Guess what?

[ms01uk]

I Sit behind the kid, he didnt do it in an aggresive manner at all, so anyone thinking his a thug watch the video a bit more closely and watch how embarrassed the boy is, he's a star coz of how innocent he is!

[edmundziegejunge]

I'm with you fella. On closer inspection it doesn't even look that close to his stones, just that the player thought they were gonna get hit.

Cheers for the comment!

[ms01uk]

if u look closely at the guy pointing with both hands behind the boy that is me, i just hope the kid dont get the sack due to all the interest?

[edmundziegejunge]

Is it my imagination or do you ruffle his hair too? Quality!

[youglion]

ehhhhhh

[edmundziegejunge]

ohhhhhhhhh

[Kipros007]

Little shit, deserves a punch in the head!

[edmundziegejunge]

Yep, there's nothing more amusing than child abuse over there eh? Tit.

[Kipros007]

And nothing more amusing than encouraging a child to develop into a lawless thug of there eh? Cock.

[edmundziegejunge]

If that's really how you interpret his intentions towards the player then I pity you. If however you're just deliberately making brash statements to be internet-kewl then that's fine. Whatever keeps you off the streets.

[Kipros007]

He's a ball boy (which means he plays for Tottenham's youth team and represents the club) & he deliberately threw the ball in a players balls. Instead of being told off, the kid had his thuggish behaviour encouraged by the whole stadium & by you. I heard William Hill are offering 1/5 odds on him going to jail before he's 16! At least then he'd fit into the Tottenham area! ;-)

[fasteddiefelsen]

get a fucking life and a sense of humour

[ulsterken]

Do I smell a closet anorthosis fan?? relax!! if u win the cypriot title for the next 4 consecutive seasons, u guys will qualify for the intertoto cup qualifiying preliminaries. Things are looking up!!

[ammochostos]

show some respect u stupid cunt.... we have 1/100 of tottenham's budget mate and we have got more than 350 European appearances so shut your fucking mouth!

[ulsterken]

well that didnt help in the 6-1 thrashing so you shut the fuck up you greasy shit. And why the fuck are u responding for the other guy, are you his lawyer? your one cent worth of opinion is not necessary at this juncture. Respect? hiw can I respect a person who doesnt even respect himself?

[ulsterken]

You play in a shit, worthless league with like 8 teams in it. Your roster is probably 100 pounds which is more than all the other teams combined. So fuck you. why wouldnt you win the fake league title every year? you have it pretty easy. bunch of fake greeks.

[ammochostos]

when you were crying over missed penalties you wanker, we were holding the European cup! when you talk about Greece yeah show respect we were writing philosophy when you were still swinging from trees! sorry 1966 is that the last thing youve got to remember you invented the sport but you had to import all foreign players to keep it going... your fucking worse than the americans

[edmundziegejunge]

Turks, surely? ;-)

[edmundziegejunge]

Token appearances. That's TOKEN appearances. Play in a major nation and the team play in Europe HOW many times?

[ammochostos]

I saw your fucking national team against Russia, i saw Ireland against Cyprus I saw Wales against Cyprus. You invented the sport but the British have forgotten how to fucking play it.

[micredarmy12]

that kids a star.