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  • Okay, as a waiter, I've never done any of those nasty habits. And it's annoying people like the guy in the control room that piss me off, bitch about everything and try to get everything for free. Oh, and don't forget, you need plastic silverware to eat with too. Stay the fuck home and never sit at my tables.

  • Over twenty years in the industry, and I do not eat out. No. Nada. My biggest beef though is when waitstaff picks up money (tips) from tables and shoves it in their pocket. But instead of stopping and washing their hands, they start carrying food.

  • Jayar sounds like a bad tipper...

    

  • OMG thank you Jayar!!. I hate going out to eat, all my friends want to go out to eat and crap. Forget that shit >_>

  • ben is such a massive faggot. he tries so hard to act like a hard ass even over shit like this.

  • I agree with the young man with the headphones. I don't eat out. My reasons: I think all restaurants have something in the kitchens that are full of germs. If they drop a burger, they pick it up and put it in the bun, they eat out of the pans that are for the customers. I would not eat in any restaurant that would not let me see their kitchens.

  • @deeann62 uh we dont pick up burgers we throw them in the trash.. a piece of bread, maybe but a burger? not a chance not in the kitchen i work at. everything is sanitized with sani and/or bleach and we dont normally eat out of the pans is something is left over(ends of anijitos or somthing) and maybe bacon bits out of the container. everyone freaks out about resturaunts and over exaggerates in most cases. if things fall o the floor it goes in the trash.

  • Man being a waiter sucks i mean the tips get used up because i have to get tons of vodka and whiskey and get drunk as shit on the weekends to release anger built up from all the idiots that we all know as CUSTOMERS if you have never waited tables or ever worked a job where you can never speak your mind or have any human emotions at all you will not understand but every once in a while you will get a good customer that doesn't tell shitty jokes where you dont have to fake laugh at everything

  • @ELuna3693 I feel ya, try baggin groceries for min. wage, no tips, just crazed housewives all day

  • Worst "revelations" ever.

  • I believe it. You all remeber That dominos internet thing that got those ppl fired. The two dominos employees put boogers in the food, farted on it. It was disgusting. Just search Dirty dominos and you see a news story about it. I haven't eaten out since seeing that footage No lie.

  • That's it? Sharing the cobbler and heating the spoon? Nothing more interesting to report here? Bah!

  • What about the ones with herpes in the mouth! Nasty fucks!!!! Where the fuck are the Health Inspectors????????????

  • What about the ones with herpes in the mouth! Triflin mufuckas!

  • I've worked in restaurants for years- NEVER saw any kind of crap like this going on in any kitchen I've ever worked in...

    I did occasionally make myself a plate and eat it, sometimes in the kitchen, but I wasn't a slob or a jerk about it.

  • If you're not a jerk, you don't have to worry too much about vengeance poisoning. Never show up 10 min. before closing, you'll probably be eating a bit out of trash cans (Sorry about the slaw, Willie Nelson and crew).

    Your biggest worry is the manager who won't throw the case of bad meat away because it'll screw up his bonus. "Rinse it in lemon, GODDAMMIT! It's FINE!"

  • I hate this guy... Cenk! Where are you???

  • NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!

  • If the soup isn't hot ....I leave!

    I'm not paying $10 for cold soup!

    I don't care if it sounds French, "Vishiswa" Soup! What the hell is that! ....what? it's supposed to be cold?

    errr nevermind :)

    :P

  • at a respectable restaurant, the food you get is as clean as if you had prepared it yourself. also, anything that involves bodily fluids never ever happens because people get fired/sued/jailed for that shit if people find out.

  • Jayar seems grumpy about dining out!

  • maaaan this is all from yahoo news i saw this a couple days ago

  • YOU THINK THIS SHIT'S BAD? I know of whole kitchen staffs being on Amphetamines; others who had boner competitions/whack-offs etc. Don't ever be a dick to the people in charge of what is gonna go in your unsuspecting mouth!

  • I stick my finger in my butt then i wipe it off on the roast beef.

  • IT'S WAITERGATE

    it should have been from WikiLeaks tho.

  • It used to bug me when my father-in-law would munch away at the turkey or ham as he sliced it at the holidays at his house, WTF we got the family cat walking across the dishes, this guys already eating, dammit I'm going to get a burger somewhere else, I've got to get outta here !!!

  • Christ, everybody has a fork & is eating as they walk by the cobbler ? I don't even do that at home. The Health & Sanitation classes implicitly teach and test so that you know as a worker, restaurant food is not your personal buffet ! Automatically you're supposed to wash your hands, all the time, 2)You do not eat as you go,3) Keep your surroundings clean, clean as you go. I can't believe TYT is not upset at this. Even buffets have guards so hair, saliva, skin etc do not fall into food.

  • @jbadal1

    "I can't believe TYT is not upset at this."

    Some at TYT don't like it.

  • I agree with J.R. 100% about restaurants and stuff, and everyone is always so hard on me about it. Eff restaurants.

  • @bleatingheart

    Exactly. Fook them.

  • i perfer restaurants that is a dump basicly , if the place is all run down then you know the focus is on the food and is good for it , if the place is all fancy and glam then you know they have just got into a recent debt and food wise its budget, basicly cats,rats, dogs ,hedge hogs from the street and the waiters are all under payed and wont be around next year so nobody cares so i just wouldnt trust it but overall abit of bodily fluids is good for the immunity system ,else would get sick

  • hey tyt, put links to stories in description please

  • @POKEMASTERDAI Exactly what I was thinking! They make these commentaries which ends up cutting the story into 1/5 of what it really is supposed to be.

  • I use to go out to eat all the time, but with the economy and money being tight I hardly go anymore.

  • You think the waiters are bad, wait till you hear what the cooks do.!

  • ya when i was in high school i caught this girl kissing my boyfriend, and a few days latter she came through the drive through where i worked and i put 3 packets of salt and spit in here drink.... : } im 25 now and it still makes me smile every time it comes up. no regrets. lol

  • i was disappointed by the story. That's it? Waiters eating with forks, and heat up spoons? Lol, much worse things go on in restaurants. Kitchen employees do not wash hands after bathroom. Cooks put their hands into peoples soups during very brief food fights, and then that soup gets served (seen it with my own eyes). Sneezing. Employees having sex (afterhours) on the counter where food is prepared (a male cook and a female manager did that in a Denneys I used to work at).

  • Work in the industry for one day, then you will understand. 

  • LOL "Fill my own mother fuck glass up."

  • I used to be a waiter for about 6 months. I've seen shit that would put off ANY person coming in to a restaurant.

    Some advice:

    Be nice to your waiter. Trust me. They ALWAYS have the last laugh.

  • JUST DON'T DO IT!!!

  • My father (a cook for many years) gave me the best advice ever on the subject. "Never upset those who handle your food when you're not looking." 

  • jayar wouldn't survive a day in NYC if he can't go out to eat.

  • Yes, deadbeat non-tipping cockroach welfare moolies: we are farting all over your food, you fucking pieces of shit. Bon appetit. LOL.

  • Are these ads louder now? Sometimes I go off the tab and suddenly when the story ends the ad starts up and blasts my ear drums. How the fuck does that sell your promo codes better? It's unnecessary and all it does is cause me to close the tab as quickly as I can to make Cenk stop yelling about boingo.

  • A couple of years ago in a well known Sydney hotel-restaurant, a woman was particularly rude and abusive to a waiter. The waiter later used a fork to mash a human turd up into the woman's ice-cream desert. Charges were laid, the waiter was sacked and fined heavily and the incident dominated the media for about a week.

    Moral to the story: Be rude to waiters at your own peril.

  • @crocfme I love how you specified "human" turd, as if it fucking matters. That shit is hilarious. Literally.

  • I work in a restraunt, and when we eat food it's either made for us or leftover stuff we take from the pan or grill.

  • @Thrawn369 lol yep yep yep

  • If you eat at McDonald's several times a week JR you don't get to judge the "going out to eat" experience. You have ruled yourself out of that particular ability.

  • yeah fuck you! just heat up the soup!

  • I'd like to "Bingo" Ana, Giggity! :D

  • When I worked at a restaurant we would have these big tubs of ice cream.... everyone would have their own spoon to eat if they had a few seconds to spare :)

  • 10 years in restaurants? Sounds like a loser douche bully to me.

  • I've worked in restaurants for ten years. We don't fuck with your food unless you fuck with us. Don't be a dick or a bitch to your servers and you get clean food.

  • @benniquaid yeah? how about a race you despise?....shouldn't be fucking with food no matter what...if doctors think like you....god have mercy on us!

  • 1:08

    There is no such thing as hygiene in food service anymore, as a matter of fact it (and common sense) are increasingly rare!

  • hahaha "fuck you, heat up the soup!"

  • 24/7 video cameras.

  • LOL! They mention a glass of water and they show a picture of it.

  • Stick a fork in it waiters!

  • "They asked for a couple of ice cubes and I only gave him one! LOL"

  • Vladimir Krstic! Kris Kringle, Fish Stick!

  • Meh im not buying this shit. I have never had a spoon that was hot while the soup was cold.

  • The soup was hot enough for sure... there are alarming numbers of people that come to restaurants to be bitches. I have worked in many.

  • Apple boy Armenian greace monkey needs to shut up every opinion and comment annoys the shit out of me. I want cenk.

  • @erdal0

    Ben isn't Armenian.

  • @Ragitsu what is he>?

  • @erdal0

    Human. That's all that matters.

  • they needed to tell us more to the story..

  • I worked ina restaurant once and we did some of that but only when the customers were disrespectful and nasty to us.

  • lol..

    my uncle and all his co-workers(around 7-10 guys) used to spit sputum/mucus/phlegm into the food.

  • More airtime for Jayar! ... ... ... More airtime for Jayar!

  • LOL "Fuck you heat up the soup!"

  • I guess I won't be eating with Ben, if he's that fucking filthy.

  • Anthony Bourdain exposed all this stuff a decade ago...

  • I'm proud of the folks at TYT, I've been a member in the army since the beginning. Nice.

  • I once saw a vid showing a disgusting resteraunt 'chef' blowing a load of his snot into some raw hamburger mix ..he then cooked it and severd it to customers...I would never eat out again after seeing that

  • The Reverend Jayar Jackson HAS spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha he's awesome.

  • Ben is a moron and I glad he never worked in a kitchen since he think's it's his right to put the contents of his mouth in others people food. Ben answer is "were human", I bet Ben is one of those fools who shits all over the toilet and doesn't wash his hands.

  • I'm with JR . restaurants are outdated and time consuming.

  • @creativeinsult JarJar is a moron. He is so eccentric he makes autistic kids look normal. Obviously majority of people don't agree with you or J.R. It's not that it's time consuming it's that Americans have gotten so used to processed frozen microwavable crap that they can't comprehend what actually cooking is. If it's outdated then hanging out with people is outdated. I guess going to the Theater or a concert is outdated also

  • @creativeinsult Restaurants mostly exist so people can eat while having social gatherings. What is the most common reason people go out to eat in groups? So they can talk.

  • It would be in poor taste (no pun intended) for a restraurant to send out a soup that is not hot, however I would rather go to a restaurant where the food is prepared fresh, with no microwaves at all.

  • I worked in a kitchen when I was younger and the fork thing is definately true

    I would carry a spoon or a fork in my pocket to steal food from trays as I was working

    they didnt give us enough time to eat

  • When will we get Star Trek FOOD REPLICATORS ???

  • @halcyon0830 i'd prefer the jetson's foodarackacycle

  • @halcyon0830 Chicken fettuccine. Make it so.

  • None of those things are really that bad. When I eat out my basic rule is no matter how much something gets fucked up I am always super nice to my server. If I ever have to ask for something to be taken back to the kitchen I always do it as kindly as possible and apologize for being a bother. Don't fuck with the person that controls your food.

  • @clm51193 Pretty much. It amazes me how people can treat the servers and/or kitchen. For me that rule applies to doctors,dentist and mechanics

  • I'm liking that guy that's not Cenk more all the time.

  • haha i'm with jayar. i hate being served

  • WE NEED ROBOT WAITERS NOW.

  • I worked in a restaurant for 2 1/2 years. There were standards, but even so some inappropriate things happened. Life food fights (initiated by managers and/or cooks). Crazy shit. You know it's gonna be a long day if you get hit in the back of the head with a pancake right in front of the guest entrance.

  • I'm with Jayar; the only sit down restaurants I like eating at are buffets, and the only fast food place I like is Chic-Fil-A. I really just don't like the concept of being served my food, it just seems lazy.

  • @stefhenhaires i'm with you

  • the chili is old meat unsuitable for presentation

    the egg salad is about a week old

  • just be nice to the waiters n they wont bite.

  • @elmirasahar That is SO not even true.

  • @elmirasahar Hah, if only it were that easy. lol Some of them will still spit in your food if they just think it's funny.

  • I eat out just to get out of the office at work.

  • Heard of a story that so someone at dominos was sticking pepperoni up their ass

  • ive not had much to complain about. if i get made the wrong thing i just say ill pay for that item instead, dont worry about it i say.

  • me, friend, his gf, all get the same thing, buffalo chicken. hers smells like permanent marker, customer tries talking to waitress about party /drugs. she says "not now im at work." gf has drug trip later that night. dennys. they never did anything about it. i told manager.

  • Actually, my family and I generally don't share our food, so I found that first one pretty gross. Plus, ingesting other people's saliva is generally not a good idea.

  • @DaisyExodus I guess you don't get much action then.

  • @offsprng46 Alright, context is important too, but those are so limited (ie: saliva is fine during sex, but only when you've both been tested, and not necessarily if you're just spitting into each other's mouthes, etc.) I didn't even think to mention them.

  • Them eating the cobbler with the same spoon again and again should be a pretty big sanitary worry. Your mouth has the biggest variety of germs than any other part of the body.

  • Jayar is gaining weight. Please don't become a fatty.

  • I read that article, I get so annoyed that some waiters get annoyed when someone asks for tea because they have to heat up water, etc... SORRY FOR MAKING YOU DO YOUR JOBS! Yea they restaurants crowded? O was this not in your job description?

  • Anna needs to stop reading yahoo news. This list was published last year.

  • Jayar is Mr. Pink

  • Thats BS Jayar its too picky

  • lol at the picture of a glass getting filled with water after Jayar was like "I'll fill up my own fucking glass."

  • JR to fill in for Cenk!!!!

  • WHOA.....I'M DONE AFTER THE FIRST STORY!!!

    "Who cares? You share your food...."

    NO, if that waitress has a herpes outbreak and her fork leads to my piece becoming infected...I CARE!

  • @strongpimphand

    "NO, if that waitress has a herpes outbreak and her fork leads to my piece becoming infected...I CARE! "

    Exactly, or something worst!

  • JR's comment opened my eyes. I use to love going out to eat, but it's true, you have no f**king idea what they put in your food. I have a new found respect for staying home.

  • waiters that fuck with food are just stupid losers trying to be bullies

  • @qtzlctl2012 ...ahh

  • @qtzlctl2012 if waiters fuck up food it's because they deal with asshole bully customers like you

  • @CardinalRaker wow are you retarded! I point out that criminals are assholes and you accuse ME of being a bully! WOW

    In case you don't get why you're stupid, and you are, it's kind of like this: I see someone robbed my neighbor's house, i say whoever did it is a piece of shit, you say, "robbers only rob houses of people like pieces of shit like you!"

    do you see how retarded you are now? or is that question silly because you're too retarded to get it?

  • @qtzlctl2012 I've worked in customer service during college and what i learned is that the average american is an asshole. I remever a co-worker joking about the best place to train anti-american soldiers is have them work retail.

  • @qtzlctl2012

    I'm not defending them, but I worked at McDonalds for almost a year and there were many times I wanted to put poison in the food. A lot of the people that go to restaurants have some superiority complex thinking that they can treat employees like shit. Not defending the waiters, but some people really deserve to be fucked with.

  • @MrAsaphelps that's not only in restaurants though. Many people when they are on the customer side of any restaurant or store know you HAVE to answer them politely so they get a kick at being a jerk to you. And when I think about the fact that us canadians are supposed to be the polite ones, god knows I am scared of what people elsewhere do...

  • @MrAsaphelps no, they don't! You don't deserve to get your pay if you don't give them their food without doing nasty shit to it! Whether or not they offend you is a problem you need to resolve in another way, other than breaching your duty of care. If you did something to someone's food, you should tear up your cheque at the end of the month because you didn't earn that money, you stole it.

  • @MrAsaphelps Incorrect, no one deserves assault and battery. Sure people are assholes, and if you want to act like an asshole back, fine, i more than encourage it. i'm an asshole to assholes all the time. However, fucking with people like that is illegal for a reason.

  • @qtzlctl2012 I've worked in a fast food restaurant where you get assholes and white trashes 80 % of the time and when a big big big big big assholes stands out of the bunch... you know... sometimes... it's nice to win one...

  • @jeemaurice amen to that lol

  • goddamn ben is annoying

  • I was expecting something more disgusting oh well.

  • salmonella... mmmm...

  • Had too many friends that worked in kitchens and at restaurants. After hearing the stories, it's difficult to look at a plate of food that I didn't prepare myself, and trust it. Maybe the waiter doesn't like your fucking t-shirt. Maybe someone with mega germs sneezes over your food, accidentally, without even thinking about it. You never know. Also, with the amount of nasty motherfuckers that have oral herpes, all they have to do is spit in your food and congrats, it's yours forever. >:|

  • All of my close friends don't get bothered when they share drinks or foods. I personally think it's gross! I don't want germs or saliva on my food/drinks.

  • this article that they are talking about is a year to 2 years old.

  • Ben is so fucking funny love him

  • Gotta go with Jayar on this one, for two reasons. One, I totally get and also hate the process thing. You gotta wait for the waiter (WHAT A FUCKING MISNOMER) to leave and come back fifty times every time you want something; if I go out to eat I prefer buffet because then everything happens when I fucking want it to. Two, I assume my food is sabotaged seven times out of ten, because, to be honest, that's what I'd do.

  • @carygoleman So because you are a douche everyone else must be? Project much?

  • @Tlincali

    I wouldn't do it to be a douche, I'd do it because it's funny

  • @carygoleman So you as a douche would think it is funny. Doesn't change anything.

  • @Tlincali

    Guess not, but yknow what, the fact that some random stranger on the internet considers me a douche doesn'y bother me. Now I'm going to tell you to eat a massive bag of dicks, again out of malice or douchiness, but because it's funny. Take the waterworks somewhere else.

  • before I watch this.... should I? will this make me not want to go to restaurunts?

  • Jayar is a douchebag. Fire him.

  • Jayar needs more air time.

  • Lesson: cook at home.

  • We had a Taco Bell here in Dayton, Ohio shut down because the employees were shitting and putting it in the beans and serving it. I use to love tacos from there until I found that out. And I've been to the taco bell many times. Makes me sick to think people can do something like that. When in college I worked as a server/bar tender and would never do something like that! How could someone else? I have taken a fry or two off someone's plate I was serving but, that is the extent of my sabotage.

  • @ledaohio ... I've like, lost my appetite forever...

  • They should throw Jayar up on the desk when they are one short.

  • i don't blame them for wanting to eat when being around food all the time.. and i don't blame them for heating up the spoons for people that bitch and moan about their hot soup not being hot enough cause they waited 10 minutes before starting to eat it... at least it's just hot water... i've heard of them using the burners to heat them up... they make the food how it's suppost to be.. if you want it different tell them first... don't complain after you didn't get what you didn't ask for

  • I love going to restaurants. Weirdos.

  • The only time I ever go out to restaurants is when I have to treat a date.

  • "Hey now my spoons hot Chris..Dick. Loved that.

  • A lot of the mom and pop restaurants are like that- I have no clue why, but I've seen it. Some restaurants are actually clean. It really depends on the people running the restaurants and the people who work there.

  • Since 2007, even after going to BurgerKing drive through, I check under the buns for any "special sauce" before I take a bite out of it, learned it from my friend. 30+ year olds working minimum wage, overnight are some of the most miserable people in the country, I dont blindly trust them with shit.

    Another thing, dont you think older waiters feel resentment towards 18 year olds ordering $20 side dishes at those restaurants, while they earn pennies, food tampering will undoubtedly follow.

  • @MassiveEgo89 no i dont think not getting paid enough justifies them tampering with the food. they knew what the wage was when they applied for the job. if anything i wouldnt expect the to give the biggest smile when they served me

  • I only go to restaurants if my parents absolutely force me to, and only, only if it's my dad's or mom's birthday and they use the "we raised you and love you!" tactic on me in which case I just can't say no. I will, on the other hand, complain like a bitch and shoot death glares at any kid that looks like he's about to cry or throw shit at me.

  • Wow Jayar's weird.

  • So Ben has a problem with his soup not bing hot enough at a restaurant but doesn't have a problem with bakers at a bakery sharing a fork to eat something that's supposed to be for customers even though it's unsanitary? How crazy is that?

  • As others have said, they do need to give JR more air time. I seem to like him the second best to Cenk, but it might become less of a news show.

  • Wow Jr is a real crybaby.

  • I would put cucarachas in ppl tacos were i worked i did not care who you were look at me wrong dress the wrong way rude ppl and cops you got the special, extra crispy cockroaches!!! =D 

  • @FxOxC we all believe you and your huge cock

  • Dont mess with the people who make your food.

  • that guy next to anna is so weird, who cares if JR doesnt want to go out to eat why is it a deal. Loser

  • 1) Anna is damn fine.

    2) Jayar needs more air time.

  • @toweringflesh Anna is gay, Jayar is black, therefore he's only alloted minimal air time, and I dare you to come to Red Lobster and say it to my face!!!!

  • @toweringflesh Jayar? what... isn't it just initials J.R.