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Three months ago, I took the Eurostar from St. Pancrass to Gare du Nord. And the all the while my Mantra was " I am the Doctor, I travel through space and time and ....trains."
You see now, When I went around morrisons and ASDA dressed like this, I got people asking to get photos with me. And believe me, you will never have more fun in your life.
"you have been telling the humans that they have been going to the euro tunnel, when really you taking them into the vortex of the black hole...........................your very naughty, I'm going to the bathroom and then I'll deal with you"...... BRILLIANT!
ROFL Doctor: What will the time be when the Transporter Arrives at its Destination. Lady behind Counter: 12:45. Doctor: 1245 a Wonderful Year Should be in time for the battle of Preston almost died
does he ever DO anything besides rave about mondainity with exotic sounding words. 12:45 is a TIME of DAY, not a year. But it(seriously) does sound like David Tennent's "real" episode dialogue. "Galaxy Grey" color of my computer hutch(I piss in).
a modern classic, Dead Ringers indeed, Jon Culshaw has the Tom Baker 4th Doctor down to a tea, down pact so to speak, despite odd blasbemy, and my fiance's Dad would appreciate this in some way too and he aint a Doctor Who Fan unlike some..cheers and thanks a mate Jason for posting on Facebook in the first place.. :)
You are so wrong. Matt plays the role with the wisdom of the ages crammed into his youthful cranium, as he would an actor twice his age. He is a wonderful Doctor.
@PaulMichaels2010 he has an amazing acting age range, not only does he act a 911 year old time lord magnificently, he was also 2nd choice to play will in the inbetweeners.
@PaulMichaels2010 im a classic and new whovian even tho im only 19 been watching since was 7 and love the show Matt grew on me at first i was like eh den im like YUSH!
I'm going to buy myself a sonic screwdriver just for the purpose of waving in front of automatic doors! (Also, might borrow that ideea mentioned on Mock the Week of putting the chip from an Oyster Card into a magic wand... How awesome, though irreperably geeky, would it be to use a sonic screwdriver every time you get on the Tube?!)
The best one I heard this guy do was on the Radio version of this show about 10 years ago. He rings up Sylvester McCoy and starts going on about uniting their strengths as the 2 Doctors. McCoy says "Tom,...Have you been down the pub?. I almost crashed the car.
Outstanding! Why can't we get this kind of BBC programming here in the States instead of the "watered down" "BBC America"? Satellite providers beam in network feeds from other countries, why not from England?
@jessicatimelady Yeah, 'tis a pity some don't........but then again, some of us are a little smarter than the average bear and enjoy that witty English humor as opposed to what passes for "humor" here in the colonies (hint: it rhymes with "witty"). I may not get all of it but what I do get is bloody good.
@stickysloppymuddy You get the 'watered' down BBC America because those of us resident in England *pay* for the BBC by way of a TV licence. Hence why you get adverts and edited versions.
Sorry, but it wouldn't be fair for you to get what we're paying for for free, would it? :)
@seabrook1503 wow thanks for making us brits just sound like complete arseholes you jerk us brits in america have to pay too for the shit we get off of BBC america how do you know what we pay and what we don't pay for in America in most cases in britian BBC 1 and 2 are free if i can remember correctly
@seabrook1503 True, we in America don't pay a "license fee", but I do pay through the nose for satellite television - perhaps we can consider that like a "license fee". I'd gladly pay extra for "undiluted" English television here in the states.
@leearmstrong21121993 True, we in America don't pay a "license fee", but I do pay through the nose for satellite television - perhaps we can consider that like a "license fee".
I think they hate the fact we Yankees like their stuff.....hence why it's hard to gt good dr who stuff, like the dvds and the character options figures and so on.
I...cant...breath XD
lankycrab 1 day ago
Jon Culshaw is just like him.
jonathan55751 1 week ago
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akashashen 3 weeks ago
HAhhahahahahaha!
sgdeluxedoc 1 month ago
Fuuny as
hitchyone 1 month ago
"I travel in space and time...and trains." XD
iloveanime12341 1 month ago
She has marvelous NOOORKS!! :p
MajCinematic 1 month ago
LOL HILARIOUS!!
MajCinematic 1 month ago
This is E P I C!!!!!!!!!!!
BlueBrickTARDIS 2 months ago
He really has the voice spot on. I was just waiting for him to offer a jelly baby to somebody.
ThePenguinWatces 2 months ago
Haha funny. Love it!
kayvodames 2 months ago
lolll when he opens the door at the start it cracks me up every time
JimmyTheKiller 2 months ago
i want a sonic screwdriver!
Jagdtoq 3 months ago in playlist Doctor Who Spoofs
...and trains.
vengeance1701 4 months ago
why can't I find the Beckham skits?
egyptology22 4 months ago
Icannot stand Jon Culshaw he is a wally.
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GamerKid121 4 months ago
Three months ago, I took the Eurostar from St. Pancrass to Gare du Nord. And the all the while my Mantra was " I am the Doctor, I travel through space and time and ....trains."
LeFeff 5 months ago 3
norks? huh push them togethe....oooo those are boobs
XgiantXrectumX 6 months ago 3
@XgiantXrectumX
knocks, short for knockers, I think.
TheCastellan 5 months ago
Wow, he does a great Tom Baker impression.
DarthRevan916 6 months ago 2
1:47 You're the Master :D
jjcs101 6 months ago
"I am the Doctor. I travel in Space and Time....and....trains"
jgracelicata 6 months ago 53
I love this it is just awsome.
RoseT7100 6 months ago
"I am the Doctor. I travel in space and time. And... trains." Brilliant!
TotzthePlaid 6 months ago 4
Hahaha
tdafan100 6 months ago
You see now, When I went around morrisons and ASDA dressed like this, I got people asking to get photos with me. And believe me, you will never have more fun in your life.
Denarpsaurus 7 months ago 4
I think I just died laughing XD
IndigoNeutrino 7 months ago
1245 a wonderful year....
DCdabest 7 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Amonamantha 7 months ago
LOL that ticket guards face was CLASSIC
NireonPhoenixDragon 7 months ago
I travel in space and time... and trains.
Nantchev 7 months ago 14
Back when Dead Ringers was funny...
chipstix4 7 months ago
norks?
MrTerra5005 7 months ago
what are youdoing here
seandeidara 7 months ago
I lol'd so much when he says the guy with the beard is the Master
firmuspiett 7 months ago
Norks!!! LOL ;0)
mthurlby 7 months ago
i travel in space and time... and trains... :D
TheRedDal3k 7 months ago
23 people live in Kasterborous France
wannabecomedy 7 months ago 5
23 people Dont have Marvelous Knorks
Darthmalak12 8 months ago 4
"you have been telling the humans that they have been going to the euro tunnel, when really you taking them into the vortex of the black hole...........................your very naughty, I'm going to the bathroom and then I'll deal with you"...... BRILLIANT!
markhorneyuk 8 months ago 3
They missed the best bit when someone asks where his TARDIS is and he says they destroyed it at Kwik Fit haha.
TalesOfWar 8 months ago
ROFL Doctor: What will the time be when the Transporter Arrives at its Destination. Lady behind Counter: 12:45. Doctor: 1245 a Wonderful Year Should be in time for the battle of Preston almost died
Darthmalak12 8 months ago
does he ever DO anything besides rave about mondainity with exotic sounding words. 12:45 is a TIME of DAY, not a year. But it(seriously) does sound like David Tennent's "real" episode dialogue. "Galaxy Grey" color of my computer hutch(I piss in).
fucheduck 8 months ago
@fucheduck It's meant to be Tom Baker
btcc11 8 months ago
"i travel in space and time... and trains"
hahahahaha
imamadmad1 9 months ago
Omg.... This is just... I'm dying. XD
WhoviansUnited 9 months ago
=D Hilarious. I'm going to have to try to see more of this show, but I'm not sure how much I'd understand if they weren't doing Doctor Who.
Travesty1 9 months ago
LOL!!!!! The train master is rly THE Master! i will nvr go on a train again...
iluvdadoctor 9 months ago 3
I love how he uses the Sonic Screwdriver to open the automatic sliding door - magnificently Who! :-)
NewtonDKC 9 months ago
Lol!
scorchedcandy 9 months ago
Ads on...BBC? How dare you!
MBGamingLegends 9 months ago 4
@MBGamingLegends It's BBC Worldwide, it's the commercial arm. The license fee doesn't go towards them.
TalesOfWar 8 months ago
Wow, they should have him play the Doctor for the anniversary special.
PraiseDivineMercy 9 months ago
Oh, my God. What a great impersonation of the voice!
TheDoctorForever57 10 months ago 2
the blonde woman is a dirty old one!!
damien1501 10 months ago
Teeth and curls...teeth and curls....
auro1001 10 months ago
a modern classic, Dead Ringers indeed, Jon Culshaw has the Tom Baker 4th Doctor down to a tea, down pact so to speak, despite odd blasbemy, and my fiance's Dad would appreciate this in some way too and he aint a Doctor Who Fan unlike some..cheers and thanks a mate Jason for posting on Facebook in the first place.. :)
Skillwho 10 months ago
Whoa... he sounds so much like Tom it's creepy.
KarmStarkiller 10 months ago 7
Your really the master haha
theultimatetimelord1 10 months ago 4
Tom was one of, if not the best of the Doctors.
zerosvc2 11 months ago 2
@zerosvc2 Ok David was great too. He had this you know thing and Matt's charackter is just sooooooooooooooooo badly written.
trainstation317 11 months ago
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Tom Baker is the best Doctor! And Matt Smith sucks!
trainstation317 11 months ago
@trainstation317
You are so wrong. Matt plays the role with the wisdom of the ages crammed into his youthful cranium, as he would an actor twice his age. He is a wonderful Doctor.
PaulMichaels2010 10 months ago 53
@PaulMichaels2010 alright, that's your oppinion...
trainstation317 10 months ago
@PaulMichaels2010, There are a few actors that played the role that were/are better than Matt. Tom Baker is the definitive and best.
MetalheadJay78 6 months ago
@PaulMichaels2010 he has an amazing acting age range, not only does he act a 911 year old time lord magnificently, he was also 2nd choice to play will in the inbetweeners.
ultrapersonthing 5 months ago
@PaulMichaels2010 im a classic and new whovian even tho im only 19 been watching since was 7 and love the show Matt grew on me at first i was like eh den im like YUSH!
"12 foot long scarfs and bow ties are cool"
diehippie9000 4 weeks ago
Funniest thing I ever seen.
lukerr87 11 months ago
hahaha very funny
Shoryuukenn 11 months ago
When he said "What are you doing here" I very nearly literally fell off of my chair.
It's a good thing he doesn't look like Tom B. or it'd be even scarier.
barkon 11 months ago 7
I'm going to buy myself a sonic screwdriver just for the purpose of waving in front of automatic doors! (Also, might borrow that ideea mentioned on Mock the Week of putting the chip from an Oyster Card into a magic wand... How awesome, though irreperably geeky, would it be to use a sonic screwdriver every time you get on the Tube?!)
DragonSporks 1 year ago 3
I was on the floor laughing when he opened the door with his sonic screwdriver.
legomailman 1 year ago 4
"And who are you?"
"I am the Doctor. I travel in space and time... and trains."
thebighui 1 year ago 6
He really does sound like Tom Baker!
kubek 1 year ago 5
*Four looks at Tthe rain Chief's goatee* "You're the Master!" XD
KingLofiOne 1 year ago 4
Cant...
Stop...
Laughing...
Lepper36 1 year ago
I pretty much pissed myself laughing when he opened the doors with his sonic screwdriver..XD and then when he's chatting with the woman.
GENIUS!
ClockworkMask 1 year ago
I died when he used the sonic screwdriver to 'open' the sliding doors in the beginning... xDDD
TAfan2 1 year ago 95
So how are we reading your comment then if you're dead?
RisingDampChamp 7 months ago
lolll very good
MrBraddrum 1 year ago
Absolutely brilliant.
GhostOfACPast 1 year ago
Hahaa... I'd be so embarrassed!
;D
DawnedDusk 1 year ago
I did this at my college around Halloween... but it was significantly less effective because I'm a girl. :D
This is the best. He's really got Tom Baker down pat.
pegasigirl2010 1 year ago
@pegasigirl2010
Pics or it didn't happen.
cesariojpn 1 year ago
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I want Dead Ringers back. The Impressions Show just isn't as funny :/
bulletarerad 1 year ago
I want Dead Ringers back. The Impressions Show just isn't as funnt :/
bulletarerad 1 year ago
"Your Very Naughty!"
timelordrebel 1 year ago 3
"i travel in space and time..and trains"
punk3sophia 1 year ago
The best parts are when he says something completely non Doctor Who-esque, like 'She had marvellous norks'
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago 2
"I travel in space and time.... and trains." ha loved it!
AnnaDaNerd 1 year ago 2
The best one I heard this guy do was on the Radio version of this show about 10 years ago. He rings up Sylvester McCoy and starts going on about uniting their strengths as the 2 Doctors. McCoy says "Tom,...Have you been down the pub?. I almost crashed the car.
sonofcy 1 year ago
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Dougy1998 1 year ago
"She had marvellous norkes". True!
CYBERDOODY 1 year ago
LoL!!! kasterborous France is an absolute shithole!!!
DalekDrone9 1 year ago
Wow this very funny !!!
HawaiianGurl8o8 1 year ago
'Good. Cos Kastorborous-France is an absolute shithole.'
Kaagh178 1 year ago
like
donoghue1987 1 year ago
what are NAWKS??? LOL!!!!
MajCinematic 1 year ago
@MajCinematic Norks: The female sort of bosom area. As it were.
CraicRocker 1 year ago
@CraicRocker BAHAHAHAHA That is hilarious this is great!
MajCinematic 1 year ago
im the doctor. i travel in space and time. and.... trains. LOLZ! i want that on a t-shit.
TeJap2 1 year ago
I am the director of the Casterberis, France Tourist Board and this idiot will be hearing from us!
Darryld1 1 year ago
omg i can see some one actually doing this!!
jessicatimelady 1 year ago
@jessicatimelady i just got to get the scarf and im on my way to my local station with a camera :D
digioverlord 1 year ago
lol
CyberGod66 1 year ago
Omg and the first guy he comes across he assumes is the master/ lol lol lol
Dangerpro09 1 year ago
@Dangerpro09 its probly the goatie lol
digioverlord 1 year ago
Omg I remember watching this...
Dangerpro09 1 year ago
You know you are getting old when a kid had to ask who he was.... It's Dr Who!!! DR WHO!!! (or an impersonator anyway, but come on!)
jammiebird 1 year ago
That was too funny! I love British comedy and I'm a huge fan of the fourth doctor(Tom Baker), so this just made my day. Thank You!!!
MetalheadJay78 1 year ago
"And who are you?"
"I'm The Doctor, I travel in space/time and in trains..."
sipodge 1 year ago 89
@sipodge and trains theres no in ;) :P still funny tho
LoveAltonTowers 7 months ago
she had marvoulous Norkkks!
WizduMx 1 year ago
fucken awesomeness
biobain 1 year ago
ROFLMAO
FergieVLogs 1 year ago
Brilliant!
Actionguy1 1 year ago
"I travel in space and time.... and trains."
CBkrazyfool86 1 year ago 4
LOL
ruaury 1 year ago
Oh I am so going to do that with a sonic whenever I break down and buy one ;P
jjbkwrm1991 1 year ago
youve been telling these humans your the train gaurd but you are realy theMASTER
Mr10vvvvvvvvvv 1 year ago
"1245...a wonderful year."
cainster 1 year ago
@cainster ??????
spartan117ism 1 year ago
@0:06 the cameraman behind him
spartan117ism 1 year ago
This cracks me , every single time.
salemdoom 1 year ago
excellent impression!!!!
GriffithAMPS 1 year ago
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I'm the doctor, I travel in space and time... And trains or your very naughty I'm going to the bathroom... Then I'll deal with you.
Tennantgirl15 1 year ago
if they ever do a multi-doctor who story he should totally be the 4th doctor!
riaminal 1 year ago
soniced a automatic door for no reason!
Richard600606 1 year ago
0:08 that was epic
STABBERBALBOA 1 year ago
I couldn't stop laughing!!
ShinigamiMoon 1 year ago
Voice wasn't deep enough!
cottonwhiskersuk 1 year ago
culshaw is such a legend!
savethesnail 1 year ago
I want to see the one where he goes on the "interstitial time helix" (London Eye)
db1987db 1 year ago
Outstanding! Why can't we get this kind of BBC programming here in the States instead of the "watered down" "BBC America"? Satellite providers beam in network feeds from other countries, why not from England?
stickysloppymuddy 1 year ago 68
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@stickysloppymuddy
Because you don't understand
tentheagle 1 year ago
@stickysloppymuddy Because the BBC is not a commercial channel
stuboy19 1 year ago
@stickysloppymuddy least you have a BBC,we have ABC and that means heaps of delays in screening, like the end of time we saw like over a month late!
TheTardisDreamer 1 year ago
@stickysloppymuddy cos some americans can't get our type of humor.
jessicatimelady 1 year ago
@jessicatimelady Yeah, 'tis a pity some don't........but then again, some of us are a little smarter than the average bear and enjoy that witty English humor as opposed to what passes for "humor" here in the colonies (hint: it rhymes with "witty"). I may not get all of it but what I do get is bloody good.
stickysloppymuddy 1 year ago
@jessicatimelady But there are many of us who DO get "your" type of humour....I'm proud of my English roots.
stickysloppymuddy 11 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy You get the 'watered' down BBC America because those of us resident in England *pay* for the BBC by way of a TV licence. Hence why you get adverts and edited versions.
Sorry, but it wouldn't be fair for you to get what we're paying for for free, would it? :)
seabrook1503 1 year ago
@seabrook1503 wow thanks for making us brits just sound like complete arseholes you jerk us brits in america have to pay too for the shit we get off of BBC america how do you know what we pay and what we don't pay for in America in most cases in britian BBC 1 and 2 are free if i can remember correctly
but i'm just feeding a troll....
FergusTV1 1 year ago
@FergusTV1
BBC channels are never free. They're funded by the TV license.
MurrayTheMac 1 year ago
@seabrook1503 True, we in America don't pay a "license fee", but I do pay through the nose for satellite television - perhaps we can consider that like a "license fee". I'd gladly pay extra for "undiluted" English television here in the states.
stickysloppymuddy 11 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy Because the programers who run US stations don't think Americans get British humour. British comedy is the best in the world.
anvilofcrom 1 year ago
@anvilofcrom
Then why even bother HAVING a BBC America? It's like having a porn channel not show stuff because they are afraid of being offensive. :P
TheCastellan 1 year ago
@stickysloppymuddy Maybe because you don't pay the licence fee...
leearmstrong21121993 11 months ago
@leearmstrong21121993 True, we in America don't pay a "license fee", but I do pay through the nose for satellite television - perhaps we can consider that like a "license fee".
stickysloppymuddy 11 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy Trust me, this is the good part of the BBC, 98% of it is utter trash.
youboob6022 11 months ago
@youboob6022 That must be what we get on BBC America - utter trash, not at all what I expected.
stickysloppymuddy 11 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy cuz majority of americans do not have the same humour
birdy20034ever 11 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy Gah!! I wish!!
TheRobynmorin94 10 months ago
@stickysloppymuddy
I think they hate the fact we Yankees like their stuff.....hence why it's hard to gt good dr who stuff, like the dvds and the character options figures and so on.
TheCastellan 9 months ago
"Good 'cause France Kastebras is an absolute shit hole" LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
DarthCharlieReveiws 1 year ago 3
who is the actor? :D
THIS IS AMAZING!!
spazzymagey 1 year ago
@spazzymagey Jon Culshaw :D
toontoosh 1 year ago
I'd give him five bucks to say that to me.
AvaPozen 1 year ago 2
he wearing an Indiana Jones hat not a tom baker one
Tomscoolvids 1 year ago
This is fucking awesome! A billion stars out of 10.
corruptgunslinger 1 year ago
I love this sketch!
96ADRIW 1 year ago
hahahahaha i fucking love this
he sounds EXACTLY like Tom. that's fucking amazinggggg.
applelemonhead3345 1 year ago
this is a win. i <3 you doctor.
okobojigirl4p7 1 year ago
There aren't words for me to express how much I love this.
pegasigirl2010 1 year ago
"I'm going to the bathroom... Then I'll deal with you." Oh man... hilarious.
MrsRoguedemonhunter 1 year ago 2
"Twelve forty-five, a wonderful year!"
harrypotter1O 1 year ago 8
This IS so Tom Baker's voice. You can close your eyes, and it's him ^_^
klarolivia 1 year ago
How do they not recognize The Doctor?!?
zimNvgcatsfan 1 year ago 6
@zimNvgcatsfan I know right!
CrazyPockyJunkie 1 year ago
lol
prn1111 1 year ago
Oh that's good, because France, Kasterberous is an absolute shithole.
Spectic 1 year ago 5
HEHEHEHE THIS WAS FUNNYYY LMAOOO
PrincessKayleeJ 1 year ago
"She had marvellous norks!"
NYMH94 1 year ago 5
"that'll be france...french....frenchland"
ninjawhale03 1 year ago
if he's doing Tom Baker, mabey i'll try Peter Davison
gogallifrey 1 year ago
the woman is such an imbosiole
dannysnoop1 1 year ago
HAHAHAH OH GOD THIS WAS HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
PioggiaNelVento 1 year ago
ahahahahaha, L0L
kylephantom4 1 year ago
sorry i was mistaken
matthewrobinsonsz 1 year ago
"When he says you're going into the Eurotunnel do not believe him!"
Saisinkolimonadin 1 year ago 5
I used to see the real Tom Baker in a few Soho pubs, quite pissed and very funny!
RoadhouseKiss 1 year ago