Twilight Fail

[astrea79]

If it was a first edition, first printing, hardcover and original dust jacket: sure maybe it would be worth that much. But chances are that's not what you've got. And people sell books on Abebooks for ridiculous prices that aren't always accurate to how much the book is actually worth.

[GloballyGorgeous715]

That's so disrespectful. Like even if you don't like the book doesn't mean you have to be such a mean person about it...

[Mythezza]

@GloballyGorgeous715 Twilight is garbage. There's something wrong in a world where great classics are banned from public school libraries and yet shit like this is 'platinum.' I want to high-five him.

If an author wants their books to be treated with respect, they first must treat the craft with respect. Like attracts like.

[2010Jakeypoo]

Just put the signed page in a new book lol.

[mintoman9]

Boosh.



[eiremerald]

Ahh, I want to give you hug and tell you it will be all ok.

[cliffjumpingisfun]

Haha someone cored it!

[Soul41Pro]

Awesome.

[floyddparsons]

Dave, calm down, cheer up. You're sending it to someone else - it's their loss, not yours.

[jonathonwallen]

Not really worth that much because it is a personalized signature to some one name Kelly. It was worth less than that, but still worth more than one without a signature lol

[QwoPhasaArius]

@jonathonwallen Someone named Kelly would buy it.

[TheZombie13777]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahah­ahahahahaahaha

[Warialasky]

Dude, that is hysterical!!

[ph3nton]

viva team mortal mike!

[glockman1727ak47]

No one would buy it any way Dave. they say it is worth that but come on!?!?!? who would do it?

[RipSTXiceman]

@glockman1727ak47 It would be worth less if people wouldn't buy it

[glockman1727ak47]

@RipSTXiceman are you really saying there is a market for it? Some one who has $4500 disposable income would not be looking into buy a poorly written tween porn book that has a signature. Someone with that kind of disposable income would be looking for something nicer that a crappy book.

[RipSTXiceman]

@glockman1727ak47 Who knows, alot of rich chicks would buy it. Girls are weird

[glockman1727ak47]

@RipSTXiceman I would like to call bullsh!t let the record show that I Glockman1727ak47 called bullsh!t on January 29th 2012 at 11:12pm. LOL I hope you are not right RipSTXiceman

[RipSTXiceman]

@glockman1727ak47 eh no

[strongstartownipan]

Isn't it worth it, just to tear a Twilight book?

[strongstartownipan]

Hands down, this is the worst luck I have seen a person on Youtube have before. God bless you.

[strongstartownipan]

This is like the first episode of My Name is Earl. Dave, quick! Start picking up litter!

[NuriAlcoMovies]

rip dat page off and stitch it to a new copy. AND SELL IT! AAAAAW YEA!

[CassesVultus]

If you ever get super famous then your highlighting it in your vlog will just pump up the value. But if you don't...yea...ouch.

[SixBubbles]

if this is for real, this is the funniest thing ive heard today. way to go dave. top notch.

[AceBurrito]

trolololololo

[UrbanMediaShow]

Still should be worth something...

[ricklidster]

mormons dont swear

[RyanMurphyTube]

Oh no! Dave that sucks man :(

[411toby]

Don't worry. That book, in pristine condition, is not worth $4,500 to $7500. Trust me. You are

looking at inflated figures because of the series current popularity. Think of it as a beanie baby. When they were hot each discontinued creature commanded a huge price. Now you can buy all of them at the PTA Thrift store for 0.25 each. Its all relative to cultural tides. cheers!

[GuildyDawg]

@411toby congrats on your epic ability of understanding sarcasm...

[tomatoso27]

It must be even more valuable now!! As concept art or to haters. Go team mortal Mike!!

[MrAchu12]

No no no this is going to be the flagship for team mortal mike i would sugest putting inside garlic and a silver bullet and it would be the official mortal mike book

[PabloGRG]

so funny!!

[Eldapan]

Buy a new one and put that page in it

[KRA3030]

It's at least five times as insulting as hollowing out the unsigned version! But think about it Dave! If it's in a used bookstore being sold for cheap, the signature is probably fake! But it would have been hilarious if it were real. But if it were real, you didn't actually lose any money... you just lost an opportunity to gain a sudden random sum which probably happens all the time to all of us. Don't sweat it.

[scratchmybackerman]

@KRA3030 I actually bought the other book at a used book store. The signed copy was in a box that was left in my apartment when I moved in.

[Teknolaizz]

@scratchmybackerman Either way you fucked up.

[phrige]

@scratchmybackerman hahaha no way! youre kidding! this is really too great. I'm sorry for your loss, but this is hilarious.

[Mehlancholy]

Oh poo. You forgot my mustard.

[KRA3030]

WTF AWESOME TERRIBLE

[trippellol]

hahaha

[DiskotekaCopper]

:D

[moosicninja09]

hahahahahahahaha

[TheArtjom2033]

Hahaha, that's great! :P

[isk8asimcul]

looooooooooooool

[Monkey123443]

lol

[Jaroon88]

meow

[XxShOoTnDiExX]

lol'd

[alec52MINNESOTA]

rawr