Nick Offerman : Planking

[okron1k]

holy shit... ron swanson is real!

[jeanee1228]

also, I would always choose 10 minutes of nick literally planking instead of the stupid planking the internet has made popular. lol.

[jeanee1228]

nick offerman, a real man's man!

[dramey03]

ron *beeping* swanson

HELL YEA meat men and building!

[YNot1989]

Reminds me a lot of my dad.

[squarepusher303]

Where is your mustache Ron!!???

[reydelacosa]

that was mesmerizing, almost Bob Ross like

[stylemefashions]

Very cool , very zen.

[TheBandwagonman]

Ron Swanson!

[TheRabbit245]

I wonder how many people came to this thinking it was a video of Nick Offerman doing that annoying thing people online do where they lie down in places and call it "planking"

[adolphbot]

I have no idea why I'm watching this, but I love it

[EthanWithACrowbar]

not the same without the mustache...

[stackoleebillylions]

Some men were meant for facial hair some not so much. I've been struggling with this fact for some time. Ron Swanson clearly is in the yay.

[bearsbeets99]

I thought this video was going to be about planking as in that thing people do where they lie face down in random places...but this video was still cool :)

[curlz4281]

fuck he looks so passionate about his woodwork..its inspiring

[bubblegum404]

so weird to see ron swanson with a wedding ring! also, the two are now one in the same.

[lugortube]

"That's hot"

[TheInconspicuousMan]

This settles it. Nick Offerman is Ron Swanson. He doesn't play him, he is him.

[MrAlphaPanda]

Only Nick fucking Offerman can make planking a canoe entertaining.

[foopLpoof]

RON SWANSON

[psyaaahbishes]

His mustache fell off.

[753nano]

@psyaaahbishes Tammy said him to take off haha

[AndrewB913]

True Ron Swanson at 2:18 - 2:23

[endura29]

Listen to his breathing technique. This is his meditation.

[MelodyBurst]

I could watch that man do literally do anything. No, cancel that. I'd PAY to watch him do anything.

[Copingbeingdope]

Planking. Ron Swanson/Nick Offerman does it right

[nexusmaxis1]

I dont care about canoes, just like hearing him talk

[squallz13]

He needs his stache

[Sephiroth32vergil]

misleading title

[Timmeh587]

I just watched a ten minute video of a man building a canoe for no reason. I loved it.

[chikawowow123]

@Timmeh587 thats not just any man, that is Ron Swanson.

[msa1985]

@Timmeh587 i have to get up for work in 4 hours and i am just as confused by my behavior.

[FrackleRackle]

he needs a beard

[novayorker]

I was not expecting his Ron Swanson giggle to be his real life laugh. That just makes it even funnier.

[theotherwtemeat]

not what i thought it was gonna be....

[CorrectingYoMistakes]

Ron FUCKING Swanson!

[fruscant]

"old wooden sailing ships - they're beautiful"

[DannyBoy443]

I get it now. NBC just hired a guy. He's not any different save for some really out there stuff like, like, no you know what, everything is the same. Everything. I was thinking maybe the amount of liquor he'd be able to take would be small.

[DannyBoy443]

He has possibly THE best line delivery on the whole show. I would pay big money to see outtakes of him with other people because you KNOW they have to have some major break out laughs and re shoots.

[ILoooooveCamels]

Soundtrack by Duke Silver.

[stdamon]

No Mustache?

[DannyBoy443]

@stdamon Why would there be something that doesn't exist to begin with? Moustache dewd, MOU. Think Micky Mouse not Mustard. But who's counting.

[stdamon]

Both are acceptable spellings for the word.

[DannyBoy443]

@stdamon Yes both are very acceptable.

[YourShadowMaster]

the name was misleading, i thought it suspicious of a 9 minute video of a guy named nick lying flat in weird places (my assumed definition of planking)

[thewildone]

He needs to do this video again in character.

[ILoooooveCamels]

@thewildone ...character?

[hugeackman]

dat garage. I want one.

[Shawn4168]

3:24 love his giggle.

[mastershake589]

Ron is the best

[cablecho57]

NO 'STACHE??? weird.

[BigDaddyDJD]

if this was any other person id porbly be mildly interested/ uniterested. but with Ron... sorry, Nick, Iam completely entralled.

[warlock433]

4:48 "That's hot"

[saivert]

@warlock433 haha when I heard that I just knew someone had posted the time marker for it. I looked down, and what do you know...

[TheHatecrime69]

Far. Out.

I have a pile of wood working tools gathering dust. Router table, planer thicknesser etc.

Always meant to source some mahogany & rosewood for my les paul project.

To have half the skill set/talent of Duke Silver would be a man blessed.

I bet that magnificent workshop adheres to code; The Swanson code. You rock.

[Hasbo88]

WHERE IS THE MUSTACHE?

[MrWeenus]

CANT

UNSEE

THE 'STACHE



[olivercarle]

Nice to hear a little Duke Silver playing on the end there

[14xxDW]

"You may have heard me say, I want a lot of bacon and eggs."

" I want ALL of your bacon and eggs."

[mf91007]

i wish i could identify wood. I would waste the SHIT out of that skill.

[TheRealDJLO]

TIL a lot.

[videometry]

I keep waiting for him to keel over with a hernia :-|

[imjoeking2]

Greatest Planking ever

[ewcashmoney]

Im laughing SO hard for no reason....

[ansonwilson]

3:24



[thewhiteafrican]

@ansonwilson thank you, you made me spit out my coffee across my laptop screen =)

[hsze]

"I've never used of these things. This thing is sweet"........"fweeeeeeooooooo­osh"

[stlbluesfan23]

3:24 best laugh ever

[thatwasfintanstack]

This canoe's almost building itself.

[MrUn0]

"You're not Ron." - Brick

[stonedac]

hey guys, check out plankingX . com and submit your favorite planks! thanks!

[bikelyn]

damn. you hot with out all that shiz on yo face.

[barhamd]

That was surprisingly entertaining. I wish it was longer.

[bryce13larkin]

he looks so different without the facial hair

[champgonzo]

Ron Swanson: Planking before planking was cool. What a visionary. Swanson for President!!!!!

[agnosticprophet]

Mmm sexy.

Also, that is a sweet shop.

[Chardonneh]

I have never watched a guy making a canoe before but since then I now want to make my own canoe and marry the guy in this video. Love love love his giggle and querkie comments...LOL "staple fetish". Give this guy a reality show about make stuff, I for one would watch religiously.

[luchababe]

Where's his mustache!?

[kmeyersgoogle]

Oh wow. I want to be this guy's friend.

[Atomicore]

This is the best video of all time.

[gavnastyyy]

I think he is actually Ron Swanson.

[xXxscotty4evaxXx]

this title is miss leading!



[Rawrgoaway]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx So is your spelling.

[iamijordi]

Who Else Thought This Was Planking? like When you Take A Picture lol

[Bradjd56]

a planking video brought me here

[JPB209]

absolutely amazing.

[denniscrommett]

whats next? I need to know how to finish the canoe! seriously this is fascinating!

[denniscrommett]

whats next? I need to know how to finish the canoe! seriously this is fascinating!

[Braunschweider]

I was thinking of planking, like the fad...

[VaultTechGaming]

planking! FUCK YEAH!

[KroghNano]

/watch?v=wKml9Dczj_A

Watch me plaaaank :D

[Zeppo3]

Stapling fetish websites? LOL

[mrmaxstorey]

He hardly looks like the same guy without the pushbroom mustache

[DannyBoy443]

@mrmaxstorey Oh and I bet it's pushed a lot.

[MrLeoFull]

lol im really high i clicked this by accident but i watched the entire thing iono what hes doing tho

[runescapeownsnubs]

@MrLeoFull rofllll same haha mad cunt i just had like 7 rockets

[Sirgreaseflick]

What a vivacious personality...is he going to plank them after, kind of get a splinter in his ball sack, legs raised, head to the heavens? No? Oh well, I'll go plank my neighbourhood police station and get back to you.

[snekkevik]

thumbs up if you were looking for THE SPORT planking!

[6663000]

@snekkevik planking is not a sport. 

[VooDooXII]

@snekkevik

This is the only type of "planking" I acknowledge.

[btone12]

This is WAYY more interesting than some f'n morons laying face down. Ron Swanson (once again) restores my faith in mankind.

However i do have to admit, after all that, If there was one quick shot of him laying face down right at the end it would be hilarious.

[wontfail]

Hilarious!! Total wood

[ZachMetalAsFuck]

I didnt see one person laying down flat like a plank in this entiiiire video lol

[Jootlash]

why dont you plank on a handrail 12 stories up. That would be cool to see!

[landraider101]

this is not planking D: hes a fraud

[ou7erspace]

@Canoecraft LOL your vid is going to explode with views in the next 30 days

[inboundDMC]

thumbs up if you though this was an internet craze 'planking video' but was amazingly suprised by how boring this video was.

[VarlaQuest]

boring is right, this isn't planking, always a sore loser

[doctordutchful]

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[pewpewpewlazers17]

this isnt planking! suss my page for real planking hahaha

[xxxBibixxx]

I wish I had a workshop like that!:-)

[Ponce1390]

This man is my god.

[MikeJRodden]

Custom glue brush!!! Ha Ha HA

[bulavo]

what an amazing guy...looks like he doesn give a fuck about anything

[DannyBoy443]

Am I the only one trying hard as fuck not to laugh thinking of him as Ron instead of just some guy enjoying explaining how to build a boat? I mean seriously.

[MyEggIsBoiled]

@DannyBoy443 You're not alone man. You ever see him on Conan? That was before I ever saw him as Ron and I couldn't stop laughing.

[6663000]

@DannyBoy443 I laughed out loud inadvertently. Nick Offerman is the best.

[DannyBoy443]

@DannyBoy443 I bet James Franco would like this comment.......no one gets that movie reference. Hint, it's not the comment, it's the likes.

[trashman1guy]

I would have left out the bass wood strips... to light, I would have went River Birch

[BluppMeNot]

Nick Offerman is one awesome dude.

[kaylaporter]

"I don't want to see this show up on one of those stapling fetish websites."

[HomeyHansPeter]

I've probably found a new role model.