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  • Nice end! My face backed away from my screen! Anyway good review playing it now!

  • HOLY SHIT THE END. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS. I JUMPED OFF MY CHAIR!!! D:

  • any one else would kill them selves at the beginig?. not like 1. min but then huh ? i mean it is just that isac has 3 balls more for this courage! :D

  • greengo fat kill

  • Instead of late fifties maybe go with mid thirties.

  • @Jdog5785 lol, Is that horrid joke the only thing people comment about!

  • 6:15 GOD DMNIT I NEED MORE UNDERWEAR!

  • When you make a joke make sure it don't suck

  • @i8balls When you make a comment make sure your english don't suck.

  • @TypingBlank you pwned that kid

  • @i8balls Yeah well when you write a sentence, "make sure it don't suck".

  • very well scored

  • @leakedazaz Thanks man. I hope the second one scores higher.

  • HAHAHA!!!  man, i really enjoyed this review.

  • @gruffski Thanks.

  • hes an engineer and you will know alot about him in the second game

  • great review

    i want the game now {:

  • The hall ways will always feel the same coz it's a fucking ship, like if you have hall ways at school, there all the same. TBH, I think a lot of these reviewers really don't think much, and obviously don't experience life and just take it for granted.

  • @17thSHIT Are you trying to insult me? because I cant tell...that comment made no sense. How can you calculate that someone who does reviews, takes life for granted? how does that even relate to a fucking video game? And also, are you trying to say that im an idiot, or "Don't think much" because I said that the hallways always feel the same? You spend most of your time in the hall ways, so logicly - most of the game is "Feels the same". Which is a valid complaint.

  • @TypingBlank I'm just saying, enjoy the hallways, they are an intriguing part of the game, just like all the other areas.

  • @17thSHIT Hallways are no interesting,I wouldnt consider them "Areas" either, atleast not in video game terms. They are 4 metal walls connected together that only serve as a way to increase play time...they are not "Intriguing" in any way,if you think they are let me ask you this: Are you "intrigued" by paint drying, or late night infommercials?Those arnt interesting,and neither are the copy and pasted hallways that you are constantly in.I dont know why youre getting all deep about a VIDEO GAME.

  • @TypingBlank I don't know why your always going crazy about a little thing within a VIDEO GAME, real ships would have hallways that all look the same, that's all I'm saying, give the game makers a break.

  • @17thSHIT Yeah they most likely would have generic hallways, but thats not the point, because of them, and the over use of the same enemy type, the game becomes very "Been there done that". Its a VIDEO GAME, and games shouldnt be that way! They are made to entertain you, and forcing you to not only walk through boring hallways OVER and OVER again, but to BACK TRACK through them, is not entertaining.

  • @TypingBlank Hmm true, wells lets agree to disagree. :)

  • @17thSHIT I can see from your channel that you are obviously in a huge Dead Space mood right now, as its the only thing youve been commenting on recently (or atleast it was when you first commented me). Dead Space is a good game, I never said it was bad. You said I go crazy over every detail (I assume youve only seen ONE of my reviews) yet you went crazy over ONE line in this review. Plus this review was made like over a year ago...and am looking foreward to the sequel.

  • @17thSHIT y the fuck are u comparing a game to real life?

    if i wanted a realistic game id play cards or some shit

  • Are yew South Afreeecen?

  • @doshemekluta ...Alright ill go along with this.

    No. Im not South Afreecen.

  • fucking new youtube. so lost

  • i really wont dis game:(

  • CAEMRAH

  • I dont get the joke!

  • @TypingBlank

    "CAEMRAH" = Camera

  • Well yeah I knew that, but...why camera?

  • ur funny

    subscribed

  • If you want to know i can tell you something about Isaac.He's 46,when he was young hes mother Octavia Clarke invested into the church of unitology so she could be a part of it,that made Isaac go to a weaker engineer school,witch he passed perfectly,he had a hard childhood cause hes father,Peter Clark leaft the family when Isaac was young.Supposedly Isaac once worked on the Ishimura(built it).In Dead Space 2,he will be on the Sprawl for medical treatmeant.

    In conclusion,This is a very good review

  • Great reviev dude ! i must have this game !

  • Can't wait for Dead Space 2!

  • Great review dude

  • lol, i jumped at the bit at the end.

    Great review though!

  • 1:03 - 1:10, Sounds like a good description of Isaac

  • that's interesting

    i bet you can get the high score of 3 seconds

  • this game looks awesome...i'm going to get it later,and make my girlfriend play it.I love seeing fear on her face watching,or playing video games.lol

  • Great review, cut out the swearing and its just as good as the gamespot or ign reviews. Keep it up.

  • @totalfugazi Im fine with my swearing. I dont aspire to be IGN.

  • I didn't even hear any swearing.. And if you think IGN doesn't swear check out their comedy playlist.. On their new FFXIII dub videos they drop F-bombs and joke about sex with underage girls and all kinds of stuff.

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  • Never played Bioshock...so I guess this game!

  • @MJBDC07 mmm hard...hard

  • R u playing on 360 or PS3?

  • PS3.

  • your hilarious. oh and nice review.

  • Would you rather play a girl you know nothing about? :P

  • What?

  • I'm being a smart alec cause you said you had a problem playing as a guy you know nothing about.

  • Oh, I havnt watched this whole video since march, so, I guess I didnt remember that.

  • I would if they had a stripping scene at the end yeah im pathetic wanting to see a naked girl in gaming but hey im a tomb raider fan

  • Yeah, one that takes place in a murder fest, with blood everywhere, and killer monsters? I dont think It would last long.

  • Yeah I guess your right

  • Good job man. I enjoyed how you added humor while giving an in depth description and review of the game. 5/5 :D

  • good review :) i'll buy it (now it costs 30 euro :D)

  • This review is really good, and this game is hella good, I hated the Demo, but for some reason the game eventually grew on me.

  • I would like to meet this 59 yr old pizza crust fetish man

  • Hes a very nice man, he just...well likes Pizza...alot.

  • lol at the ending i really DID have to change my underwear! :D

  • Your very enthusiastic :D

  • a review from a 3 year old??? =/

  • Yeah...Im 15.

    And This is better than anything you could make.

  • dead space is not half mediorcre if that's what you are saying

  • Oh shit dude sorry, I thought this was a comment on my Sonic Unleashed review, I agree, this game rocks.

  • you are funny as hell, but 8.7 what the fuck. it is way better than an 8.7. i would give it a nine.

  • yeah cuz thats like a big difference rofl! IL GIVE IT POINT 3 MORE!! haha just saying

  • Haha, good one.

  • this game is 15 bucks on ebay for ps3 seems lik a good deal is it worth it or no or once i beat it will i want to play again

    also is there sumthin at the end that adds to the game lik a playthrough with unlimited ammo or a new gun

    plz and thank you

  • I havnt played the game twice, because I dont want to go through the fear rush that I got before again.

    I think if you beat the game, you get the immpossible difficulty, and you get this cool new armor, and you get to keep your guns and ammo.

  • Yeah I just bought Dead Space from EB Games same deal $15. It was $30 just a couple of weeks ago. I'm finding the best value is buying the really good games from a couple of years ago like Dead Space, Elder's Scroll 4, Gears of War, etc.. instead of going out and spending $60 on like Bionic Commando.

  • lol man i forget what my comment een was what did i say???

  • Keep It Up!

  • this game was so fucking sick!

  • I love your reviews! Keep doing them :)

  • The fact that Isaac Clarke doesn't speak, is more of an artistic choice rather than lazyness from the developers side.

    I'd rather have a silent protagonist, than a macho-man that constantly says poor one-liners.

    Decent review, though.

  • But its not a good choice when the ending has to do with him being completly crazy, but he never shows it through out the game, I had no idea he was crazy until the end.

  • Wasn't that the point, though? Not knowing that Nicole was dead?

  • Well, Not knowing Nicole was dead could have been done the same way, but atleast show that Issac was crazy, not just spring it out at us at the end.

  • Spoiler warning?

  • There are no spoilers in the video, but people who do know the ending will leave comments, and thats not my fault, if you didnt want to know that, dont read the comments.

  • I'm gonna be honest. When I loaded this video up, I expected some bratty 12 year old AVGN ripoff ranting on how he can't land the plane. Dude, you proved me wrong. Make more reviews. Try not to focus to much on the comedy, and you'll be as good a reviewer than the pros!

  • I ve had 3 years of prior editing and video making , so I know how to make a great video.

    thats what I hate, most independant reviewers, cant make videos to save their lives.

    But thanks, I enjoy watching this review myself.

    I also have a Sonic Unleashed review, and Infamous is comming out soon.

  • Good review

  • man cut your hair !

  • hm, really a video posted almost 2 months ago, and I didnt get a hair cut.

    Plus my hair has nothing to do with my review.

  • good review

  • "Swinging his arms around like an idiot" LOL, so true

  • You mispelled "coming" in that annotation there.

  • Silly noobito

    Hayden, i wana make a review with u >.>

    Jacob cant do it because i know more abut video gamez and i has deeper voice

    From that guy u hang out with.

  • good except your pizza crust joke wasn't the best

  • lol i saw it and it feels like a real Game Review, lol honstly it dose

  • thats good to hear, im almost done with the script for my Sonic Unleashed Review.

  • this game looks totally epic.

    you made this video game look awesome..

    i might get that game, i wanna be a 59 year old man that masturbates to pizza crust!

    x)

    hahaha awesome review.. can't wait for the next one.

  • i got this game yesterday and its scary as hell

  • Really good review, when are you going to upload more ?

    The animations and everything seem very professionally done and your vocal delivery is suberb !

    You blended just the right amount of comedy into it without making it seems stupid and unprofessional, very nice job !

    I cant wait for more reviews !

    Keep it up, please !

  • That was excellent!

    Really well made!

  • For your first review, I gotta say, it was pretty damn good. Your Review Interface was nicely done as well, which is something I seriously need to add to my videos.

    A clear voice, good humor, and clear presentation gets my overall approval. Great Review dude, I'm definitely subscribing to this channel.

  • Haha, awesome, thanks man, that is really good to hear.

  • ^ What Johnny said.

    Granted, I haven't actually played Dead Space, so I can't say whether or not I agree with the review, but it was definitely head-and-shoulders above a lot of what's on YouTube.

  • HMMM Grape Soda and Older Women? Sounds like my kinda man. Really enjoyed your review. Nice production quality.

  • So what persona did you give Gordon Freeman?

  • Hmmm Half-Life...he likes pie, Grape Soda, and older women.

  • Great review! I always WRITE my reviews cause I don't like the way my voice sounds and its too hard not to make mistakes. Yours was really smooth and professional like youve been doin it for a long time. Nice!

  • haha, ive never done a review in my life.

  • Okay. I know we have our differences, but I have to say, this is a pretty good review. Good job.

  • even though i hate your nut sack with firey passion for hacking my brother, i gotta admit. that was one epic review. wasn't boring. 5/5

  • lol! good review bud! EPIC WIN! LOL

  • wow this really persuades me to get a space game that shoots the crap out of something and stomping his corpse! but what stopped me in the first place?

  • Great review!!

    A+++++

  • Right at the end, I see it coming, and I still get the shit scared out of me.

  • i liked the way u talked about it...it was very yorkenchuatingly and it attracted my attention..woo!

  • Damn this is a great review.

    Told me everything about the game, had really neat animations, It's hard to believe you edited this yourself. It's really professional looking.

    I'm glad you started doing reviews. It's really good. Keep up the good work, man.

    I'm telling most of my gaming friends (Real life and online) to check this out. (Including "nightdemon808")

    -Cris

  • It shows I have skillz.

  • subbed

  • great video man!

  • lol

  • awsome review!!! now i have to buy dead space!!!!

  • great review!!

  • thanks man.

  • Thanks for doing a review on Dead Space. I've been dying to see some gameplay.

  • He should be 69 :P. Lol, this was so funny.

  • Great review! Like the narrative!

  • Great review.

    i'm subing now.

  • u sound so pro! rofl subbed

  • mabey I am!

    haha.

  • that was a great first review... no what am I saying?! it was great as a review overall!.

    I think YOU! will be the next big thing!

  • Hmmm not bad at all. Although the style definitely seems too familar to mine. Not that's a bad thing. Still if you want to get into this field you have to make it your own. No one can say I rip from anybody, AVGN,Irate etc. What you need to do is find your own path and make it unique and your own. Like I had to do to make myself stand out from the rest. Other then that you did a great Job for your 1st Review.

    -Kwing "TRGM"

  • Wow, you actually commented on my video! Thanks so much, and in my next video ill have more live action so people can get to know me, even though if you watch my vlogs, you would know me, well.

  • this was a really good review. you could totally get a job on G4TV doing something like this! lol if you ever become famous don't forget the little people! nice editing and good presentation A+

  • awsome review this game looks bome!

  • if avgn reviews past games and new movies y not review new games and old movies

  • WTF>!

  • awesome review.  pretty comprehensive.. :)

  • really good review but,

    you know when you were saying the score and you said the lack of veriaty and few boss fights. well i think you should put that in the story

    but over all awsome review :-)

  • but the lack of veriety and bosses isnt part of the story,

  • ahhhhhhhh well then the review was really good

    maybe you could go more into detail about the veriety of wepons

  • ahahahahaha fantastic!

  • this is the type of game you play in a big dark room on a massive screen with a really good heavey sound system... i would shit me dax! great review... 5*****

  • lmao wow i like the personality thing lol

  • Never gunna eat pizza crust again!!!

  • HA!

  • This was insanely good. Especially for your first review. 5/5 and favorited.

  • Thanks dude.

  • really remind me of floods from halo

  • your good love it and the end freaked me out keep this up

  • really, I put that in as a cheap" I wonder if this will scare some one." I didnt think it would.

  • good speaker voice and some parts were extremely hilarious "and scaring the hell out of you" haha

  • Hey, that was a great first review. First the positives. Your video capture and editing skills are excellent, no criticism there. Your pacing of the review is also good, you keep things moving along and don't dwell on one subject for too long. It's very informative and you've clearly done a lot of preparation for the review. You have a good mic (thank-you) and you have a pleasant voice. You're off to a great start.

  • Okay, here's my constructive criticism. First, whenever you film yourself, make sure there is no light source behind you that is brighter than the one on you, i.e. no sunlight coming in through the window. Second, your information was good but you went through it so fast that you don't give people a chance to take in and remember what you had to say; slow down just a tiny bit.

  • Finally, you need to find something that will set you apart from other reviewers. Your structure of the review is good but reminds me too much of a review from GameTrailers or my friend KWING (which isn't a bad thing) and ultimately you could be quickly forgotten (you want it to linger in people's minds). Your transitions are good but again, try to add a more personal touch, like putting yourself in them or something. I like what you're doing, I subbed and look forward to seeing more, kudos!

  • aw, awesome!

    thanks man, thats the kind of comments I like to see.

    I have 2 cameras, 1 is HD the other, the one I used, is standard, and I was having a hard time getting the light to even because on my HD camera I needed more light but for my Standard Camera I didnt need that much light, but it was annoying that my door just showed up as a white blob.

  • Quite impressive I must say, beats the hell outta my reviews.

  • lol i'm thinking about getting this game, i don't know if i'll get it on PC or PS3 though

  • lol that is a good review.

  • That was awesome

    How to you capture you're footage

  • My computer has a built in capture card.

  • that was great! that was a very great review! =)

  • im glad you liked it, I love your reviews too.

  • I appreciate it, Thanks! =)

  • haha, thanks I wasnt trying to copy any of them, though I love their videos, but I worked really hard on this review.

  • this game was awesome!! you're really good at reviewing bro

  • it was, and it is.

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