Dylan's Couch - Episode One - The Note

[Michael326]

Just remember to use the jump cut effect after every sentence. It makes the video WAAAY funnier.

Not really...fucking asshole.

[fgslasher678]

@Michael326 true! its overused!

[4carrfam]

like if u think his couch is crappy

[thealicemoon]

911 people didn't think of a good way to get out of getting in trouble with the principal

[YouCanSeeYourFace]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011... Which clearly everyone pretty much is...

[LexiLovesYouXO]

Whoa. This was the first thing i ever watched on youtube... i loved it! wow its been a long time.

[BillSwift4]

shit, 5 years man.

[PoshiiVlogs]

240p, we meet again!

[10Annabanana01]

I would watch this when i FIRST discovered youtube :p i thought it was the funniest thing! looking back it still is!!

[97sophia12]

WTF where did he go!

[mhawklolol]

i saw wtf Dylan's Couch weird

[Slash9190]

Wispering into the phone~YOu name stealing fuck! I'm Gonna kill you! WHen I am done eating my brownies I am gonna go to your house and shove your couch down your throat!

JK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMERICAN DAD Quote

~~~~~~BUT no one steals my name........

[stephinreallife]

i forgot how much i used to love these <3

[anglia1636]

fuck him he is a asshool

[mrboppman1]

vertu balquarkian ....PRO BRULERIAN.... YOWZA....,WOWZA...., SCHNAUZA !!!

[Kenny2k08]

I was conceived on that couch.

[69ingchipmunksable]

fag

[gokusteve]

Boring but can't stop watching it! HELP!!!!

[logan13260]

Good except for the fact that the god damn theme song is stuck in my head!

[coolalex0319]

u fuck suck u such dick for cod points if u don't no what cod points are ur poor

[BlackoutArchive]

@coolalex0319 ...What?

[TylerLawsonTV1]

i use to watch this all the time i was in 6th now im a jr in high school time flys man great vids

[simplyXcmcluv]

LOL I used to think this was hilariousss.....

Its not.

[xZeZeHD]

LOL funny stuff

[davewerty]

You're uglier than lil wayne. That takes talent... which you dont have.

[scopzlegendz]

ur one ugly tard

[chriswww]

Wow 4 years and only 400,000 views.

[J0EYRAM0S]

Classic Youtube show. Why did it die out ?

[ROBLOXChris]

@J0EYRAM0S He just HAAAAAAD to grow up and quit making videos. His videos were funnier when he was younger.

[XtreameLegendz]

Man this show is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheJokerman888]

holly s%!t u ugly tard

[SPETZZBRO]

Fuckibg ugliest nerd ive seen in my life

[frostalov25]

you sir, are a little faggot. you are genuinely the biggest piece of shit on the internet. you are a fucking little ugly mutt cuntrash and if i saw you in the street i would crush your skull with a piano. your hair and face makes me want to light myself on fire and then cry myself to sleep.

thanks for listening

[ThePiru1]

Who did your intro? Its kinda catcy :)

[thedancingtomato]

wow. you are one ugly mother fucker

[llyourstalkerll]

@thedancingtomato your bitch ass always has to hate i bet you got zits all over your fucking face and fuck fake pussy you lonely bitch!

[SSP567JRA]

Jessica.....

[pricejac12]

i mean no offense but really isn't there like 26 vids of this stuff now. why do want to listen to somone else problems and someone elses life and concentrate on your own mabye? but hey if it gets you through the day, what the hell. :/

ps before anyone asks why did you watch it then i heard of through a friend.

[olivia1225232]

you know, back in elementary school...

[dragonlova101]

ohmigosh I used to watch this when it first came out totally forgot about it

[Memgon]

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[tessiewessie96]

you have an akward gap in your teeth,

[babiegreen1]

I used to watch this show when he first posted the videos. I TOTALLY forgot about them. Yesterday I happened to say something he used to say, and I remembered a kid rolling on a couch. Finally I remembered the name Dylan's couch. (:

[TheKinKyMoFo805]

How the hell can people watch this pile of pure of pussy mucus? I'd rather watch Fred than this waste of space.

[pricejac12]

@TheKinKyMoFo805 thats a bit strong, but yeah i agree.

[solomonmuchayi]

aaahha watched this four years ago, told everyone in junior high about it and sung the theme song in class erry'day, n 4yrs later this shit is still dope

[lawliie22]

hahahaha loove thiss.

i watched this like four years ago.

and lmfaoo then i watched it about a year ago and now again!!

it makes me laughed and i wated all eppisodes.

ahhaha to funny keep up the good work <3

[Firefullgirl1999]

Actually Dylan, that was pretty good, it is a great story and it was entertaining!! It was nice to hear about sum1 else gettin pulled into the princiPAL's office. Lol, great show keep it up!!

[HarrisonMonroe]

how long did it take you to make this up?

[GameplayShowdown]

KAPOW stop the dumb shit..!!

[FunkyJamiesApple]

u know what i hate U!

[BlakcOps]

2:17 FAIL  ___

[GunsNRoses091]

do you have brain idiot???we don't have to smoke...or we will be like that dushbag

[ThatsFuckingAwsome]

@qwertyuiop554433 halarious

[qwertyuiop554433]

@ThatsFuckingAwsome !!

[xH3LL3Tx]

Are you mentally ill?

[2012lovelife]

i use to watch this show alll the time hahaha

[3llusionGaming]

wow that was kinda entertaining!

[sleepymexicanfilms]

You make me want to take a axe to your pussy then shit in your wound and fucking cum in it you FAGGOT!

[KarolDarvin]

zaiste głupota ludzka nie ma granic qo,Op eeeh...

[HomeSkinnyBiscuit]

People don't realize that this video is 4 years old..

[racheIbear]

Sooooo classic

[wkukrocks]

Holy shit... I watched this when I was like 10.. I thought this was the best thing ever, I have no idea why..

[ninetailedkid9]

@wkukrocks LOL same here! this was the shit 4 years ago xD

[wkukrocks]

@ninetailedkid9 haha It's so awful..

[Jaws1009]

@wkukrocks me too

[MultiNoobBoob]

he looks ugly, retarded and you kow what... he not only looks like that but he is. gay videos, i hope he dies.

[MegaSaiah]

that cool a ittle

[okeefehcky95]

nigger gap

[AICSLUDGE]

Ive always hated this showw!!!!! FUCK THAT COUCH YOU FUCKIN HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kdbennett2009]

Dylan was my first youtube show! I was about sixteen when he first came out and I loved it

[physicsmod]

@kdbennett2009 Yeah!

[leeshibabexx]

i loved these videos when i was younger.

they still make me gigglee (:

[ABostonElite]

FUCK YOUR COUCH NIGGGAA

[HinataKpeach69]

Dude You sound like Steve Brule, I can't understand a word you are saying.

[zoedeadvl]

I grew UP with Dylan's couch, good times...

[BeLicious87]

Haha I used to watch Dylan's Couch ALL the Time! You were probably my first favorite youtuber (:

[warlordninja100]

max ericson X my couch now bitch X lol

[generallee1865]

its my couch now

[redsox4evr0407]

Knockout starts with a K.

[DementedStudios9007]

In the words of Max, "It's my couch now, bitch!"

[awesomelycoolzo19]

LOL i <3 these vids!! They r soooo funny or should i say "hilliarious, hilliarious, hilliarious"!! Watch "Pickpoceting Dogs"

[masterkemp]

i must have mistaken this with the tranny porno dylans cooch

[DoctaGiggles]

This kid sucks dick.

[CoconutCum94]

Gay shitfag is the gayest shitfag in the world!

[IMAJesusFreak1234]

you are weird dude



[fr0z3n2]

Okay this is the most fucking dumbest thing on YouTube. When u do that repeat u know when u do the hilarious, HIlarIous shit it's like fucking watching bill nye. Instead of watching this I would rather stick my dick in a blender while being fucked up the ass by a chainsaw.

The videos have so low ratings and u had about 30 episodes. Man u have balls under that hairy vagina

[360NoLifer]

ur an ugly fuck amd ur not funny at all and how fucking old are u

[Mr24x7]

du izzy.

[ChRiSiMoN]

hahaha what a gay shit...

[GuitarMadnessBoy]

me= god what the fuck is this shit?

god= you got me

[nyk10000]

fag

[TwistedViewer]

who the fuck is jessica ? why did you post such a thingy you sneaky abomination ?

[steezus1]

haha, your talking about girls being hot when your probably attracted to guys. Also, stfu and get a fucking haircut, queer asshole.

[GhostReconGuy]

Dylan. that's what you call a MILF.

[imred3345l]

dylan go choke on a dick...i mean seriously what the fuck AND I WAS LIKE shut the fuck up!!!!

[2weird4fears]

wow....i loved it....so cute <3 ;)

[ButterFingers7924]

i agree

[zloidz]

Charlie 's much better .

[mxpx915]

i wish the holocaust had been a genocide of small homosexual anglo saxons with bangs

[kb77111]

who this video FUCKING SUCKS is so boring

[slik7545]

thats funny cuz ur BORN TO KILL video is boring and it sucks

[evania106]

Man needs a new fucking couch! Put some leather on this bitch!

[The11719]

ya know wat go fuck ur self ur fing jackass no one cares what u talk about dick

[xxalexmonxx]

no she doesnt like you she was taking the piss :P sorry

[chikichik12]

@alexweir1

for one thing he probably doesnt give a shit wat ppl say come on look how many views and comments and stuff hes gotten....your so stupid u probably wuldnt get that many views in your life now fuck off

[dionkar336]

because views are so important in life... look, this is a completely pointless, stupid look into the life of an insignificant twerp. its not funny, not brave, nothing. just pointless. Good lord, this is moronic

[chikichik12]

alot of ppl say they dont care but actully i dont mind becuz hearing bout someone elses life is amusing to me :] and im glad he has the courageto open up in a video like this

[alexweir1]

@chikichik12 You're a fucking idiot. "He has the courageto open up in a video like this" Courage? What is he being brave about?

[dionkar336]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT????? Nobody cares about your fuckin life! I want to find this kid and pimp slap him up and down the street. Then Id saw off his dad's penis for ever creating such a douchebag!

[jajames12]

what hippies couch?

[wtfchris17992]

oh my god you are so gay

[Jamesthegod6]

A male camera whore.. You don't get many of those...

[SoulTiger15]

talk about things, nobody cares..... that´s right !

[IcyFingerZ]

wow, this guy is a fucking moron

[Marine112672]

I bet your parents bought that couch, BITCH!!!

[TheMoufazin]

@Marine112672 no, he bought it himself.. ofc they did dumbass..

[Marine112672]

@TheMoufazin I knew that, you fag.

[itsmetails]

@Marine112672 OOH disssss!

[Marine112672]

@itsmetails If that wasn't sarcasm used in your sentance, then thanks. Otherwise I'd write another complete comment because if you weren't using sarcasm I'd sound like a douche.

[zoedeadvl]

@Marine112672 lol he's like 17 now, he probably bought it FROM his parents now.

[cannabisabuser]

@Marine112672 ...They probably did, seeing as he is only about 12...

[Marine112672]

@cannabisabuser You think I didn`t know thatÉ Man, and I thought Dylan was stupid.

[cannabisabuser]

@Marine112672 All I'm saying is that calling him out because the couch he jumps on was bought by his parents is redundant, because he's a kid, and the only way he jumps on a couch in his own house is when his parents buy him a couch. There are thousands of different reasons why he might be a little bitch, but you chose the most obvious of them all. The couch you were jumping on when you were a kid was bought by your parents, but you didn't call yourself a bitch, did you?

[Marine112672]

@cannabisabuser Well all I'm saying is that it's a stupid show and I summed it into eight words.

[ktmracing304]

i lov your show i hav watch all othem they r really funny keep making more

[CHenoC1993]

douche

[pigbenis98]

ooohhh shit 5th grade drama!

[6rocky2]

fuckin retarded, die u bitch

[GoucheGizmo]

An action verb?

[XOSiren18XO]

hahahaha oh man max ericson was right but guys cmon stop hating ong him

[Adamzvideoz1]

who da HELL cares

[ToonDudes]

the intro and ending are pathetic just like that geeki

[ToonDudes]

he cant act he is very pathetic he is gay and a attention seeker and if u agree give me thumbs up AND down

[TheShowStopperMax]

i hope he fcking dies the little dirty faggot cunt basterd

[wooboo3]

@ToonDudes isnt that like more than half of the other youtubers?

[ToonDudes]

@wooboo3 what you on about all i am saying is that loads of people hate him and he cant act he is just gay and if you was agreeing with men than i dont want you to because there is nothing worse than having a geek agreeing with you

[whatawittyusername]

aw come on stop hating on dylans couch.

[frankiegitt121]

if i ever make a video like this you all have permission to shoot me

[TheKeegan98]

what  the fuck is wroing with you

[queenofthenight550]

when i was little everyone loooved this video though :) but yeah, a little gay

[jodeyboy]

i could never be that gay

[SotaBoyOG]

if you talk about things that no one cares about...then why the FUCK are you talking?!

[TheNintendoRetard]

Hmmm...

Gay...!

I have spoken!

[gillyssquashball]

Christ I'd forgotten how gay this was.

[boxtv2]

1.cOOL FUKN THEME SONG

2. IM GOING TO COME TO UR HOUSE AND BURN THAT FUKN COUCH

3. YOU ARE A LITTLE ANNOYING, ATTENTION SEEKING FUCK WHO ISNT FUNNY.

[momomoto]

He's like 12 you guys, stop freaking out.

[TerrAri543]

PAUSE AT 1:38

[mcr5084]

ya know dude , its okay .

i have a diablility too ,'

i know your only at the stage were your afraid to admit it , but you'll get past that and be proud of your disability . cause im very open iwht mine ., its alirght , its just the way god made you . you can't help it anymore than i can . anyway ,

peace be with you ,

amen .

[Elca32]

Are You RETARDED?????

[cheatorz01]

You in a special class or somthing?

[40yrsofpain]

Dude u got some serious fucking gay problems. Go soak ur head and visit a doctor u fag!

[cher12342000]

acrosstic  poem

[amishsk8ers]

fagget

[JakesterDeath]

THIS SUCKS DICK FUCK YOU DYLAN

[ACDCaddict]

You're a homosexual.

[Ovulate]

"Woah, why would she say that?"

Lmao

[Lay1894]

You are an atomic douche nozzle.

[jokerxx420]

dude your awesome!!!

[digipoke8]

dylan fail dylans fail would be better

[iHeldra]

Holy crap! This video was.....Well not very good.

[breezyb838]

This guy is probably way better than u will ever be :)

[oussama3000]

wtf

[Nickmikyok]

give my 5 mins back pls it was waste of my life

[ChroniclesofNoname]

wow. this kid has horrible videos

[iHeldra]

That ain't no joke! XD LMFAO

[gregory101010]

Gay!go off youtube!

[robert4634]

u r gay

[PsychoAxeSlinger]

As you turned they said, "AWW!!! look at the little homo trying to be strait and hitting on a milf when he has no intentions of doing her unless she had a dick?"

[XXXteacakesXXX]

kill me plz lol

[simondeansmilkisgay1]

dude laughs like my sister...?

[crapface345]

its like fred but not funny

[Mishashem]

then it really is like fred because fred is also not funny.

[ZexionLuv27]

fred isnt funny

[SevenSons7]

god what the fuck is this shit? im not even playing around this is the stupidest fucking video on the planet and i fucking hope all who like it, KILL THEM SELF'S!

[simondeansmilkisgay1]

do people really enjoy this?

[videoknockout]

and I was like whoouuh and she was uuuuu

WTF