Funny Answering Machine Greeting

[helloprettypie]

hahaha so true so true!

[joejoebah1]

That guy sounds like he's gay.

[TheKayykristine409]

, lmao wow

[LuvPuertoRico]

Chris Crocker...? ._. 

[essebos]

sounds like whatthebuck << that guy

[Mr205BoSs]

lmao

[xsk8errgurlx]

chris crocker?!

[HarrysSecret]

Is this the guy who did the honey badger vid here on youtube?

[thejerseylover]

wtf



[How2PlayPiano]

Was that Chuck Norris?

[Itsmeeman1]

what a whiny little bitch! lol

[TheKookyKareoke]

Wanna hear a funny one? Tube search "Singer Auditions on Answering Machine, Funny Phone Message".

[jonnavdpas]

My answering machine is "Mmmmm... Motorolaaah! I Can't talk now! I'm..... Naked... Hrmgrhmmmm"

Gorillaz fans will know what I'm talking about! You can call me an idiot, but it's unnecessary. I already know I am! XD

[laylanie88]

@jonnavdpas wooo! murdoc! <3

[jonnavdpas]

@laylanie88

INDEED! XD

[XXbiznitchXX23]

gay.

[1995avatar]

WHAT NUMBER IS THIS SO I CAN CALL IT! LOL

[VaconCamp]

We're sorry, the phone number you have tried to reach is currently unavailable, please wait for a BEEP after the BEEP, then record your message.

[yrialb]

was this suppose to be funny?????????

[slay3r611]

It's not funny, your sense of humour must be appauling

[ICUC007]

You're not very nice to your Mom...Was she really wicked or something?

Bad boy. Bad Bad boy

[edsonsemail]

We don't know he's gay. But most likely ..... He is. If not. Than his voice is really fuckin gay

[pyze27]

this is stupid

[IAMWBH3]

I fail to see the humor in this.

[IndigoCat17]

why do gay people talk threw their noise

[laurierchick11]

that's a bit of an overshare.

[nagzul]

the nazzel talking makes my eye twitch

[IndigoCat17]

@nagzul its gay talkin

[nagzul]

@IndigoCat17 That's not an intelligent way to put it. Some straights talk like "gays."

[ItsCEWheel]

Gay. as.shit.

[mariothief]

basically it sez MOM LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE

[robertojerez]

this is freudian actually.........

[itastain]

I like the"youve reached the mental health help line if u have obsissive compulsive repeatedly press 1" and so on

[piano123player]

this wasn't 'the best message greeting' or whatever this was stupid

[backpackr]

gotta love the gays..lol

[benshot101]

hahahahaha lol this crack me upp..hahahah

[crazyman304]

dumb

[caleblewis87]

Love it

[aifazabbasi]

he is a homomofo

[sebadoh311]

I NEED this for my house!

[CodyQuesnel]

oh:P

i dont have anything against gay guys its just like.. some are creepy haha..

[CodyQuesnel]

what do you mean camp lol..

[CodyQuesnel]

why do gay people always sound like they have something shoved up their nose?

[roxcyn]

Huh? I hate stupid people...first the woman said This is CAROL and DAVID...how is that gay? Listen better next time!

[CodyQuesnel]

did you not hear his voice

[roxcyn]

Okay now I'm confused. ::-? The recorded voice sounds like a woman, the messages says the woman's name first (Carol). If it were me recording it I'd put my name first so I think it was a woman then. How do you know it's a man? You're just assuming then.

[CodyQuesnel]

the voice is clearly a homo.

[soniasonia]

its a gay guy

[emily9752]

Why do you automatically assume he's gay because his voice is high pitched?

[soniasonia]

ur kidding right?

[emily9752]

nope.

[mifdsam]

It's not because his voice is high pitched, it's the way he's talking

[roxcyn]

As I said before it sounds like a woman to me.. So unless you can show that it was a man recording it then I cannot buy into what you're saying sorry. Although it is whinny and annoying we can agree on that.

[CodyQuesnel]

its a homo dude, get over yourself.

[soniasonia]

Its an effeminate gay guy

[yrialb]

@CodyQuesnel it dont mean he gay he might have just done it for the entertainment ahhhhh

[jaffamaster]

LMAO, true!!

[xandonx]

@CodyQuesnel how do you know he's even gay? wow, stereotype

[roryfitzpatric]

@CodyQuesnel i dont know, but its really annoying, and they cant help it.

[angelbites15]

@CodyQuesnel theirs nothing wrong with gay people.. and they dont some people have problems with their nose or want to sound like a girl

[BladesPro]

@CodyQuesnel Thats not the only place gay people have things shoved up. Zing!

[parodyvids100]

@CodyQuesnel really mean

[lisac5175]

So the guy is gay, Why do some of you care? If your confident in your own masculinity you wouldn't have an issue with a gay mans voice, Your insecurities are pretty transparent , even with the few words you wrote. Thats usually how they start out...

[MissPickletoes]

Yikes.....poor mom spent AGES wiping the drool off their chin...and worse off their butts.... and now they can't take in a lousy paper???? Such is life.....sad....but true...

LOLOLOL

[666hackss]

Amfg, x]

[DrivenCoD]

sounds like chris chrocker lol

[Anthonyk312]

@DrivenCoD It IS chris crocker. 

[grooverheliboy]

my message goes...

The person you are calling does not want to speak to you..

Either leave a message or fuck off.

Had loads of complaints ..I wonder why ??

[xxmaxexstreamxx]

LAMO

[zetimzetimzetim]

lmfaoooooo,i love this ,this is f*cking funny!

[annatamborine]

love it!

[AlluringShrew]

LOL

[schumab]

Funny? Some gay dude whining about his mom? Definitely a waste of time.

[DunlopDaytona]

Yep, seriously gay, dude.

[offcenteredpotter]

it;s not a guy, and even if it was you don't know he was gay. And even if it was a guy and he was gay who the hell cares.

[phunkieKAT]

my old one went like this:

(me) hello? hellooo?

*30-sec pause*

Hello? Hel-hello?

*another pause, longer this time*

Hello? I can't hear you. Hello?

*brief pause*

Hello? you're really breaking up. hello? HELLO???

Just kidding, leave a message.

*beeeeeep*

[XxYeryxX]

hahaha -.-

[neodorkiss]

um this is strange...

[prettyhalo2girl]

lolz

[freehugsforyou]

so fake

[nightmarr1321]

One word.

OMGWTFBBQZZORS

[nuttynation]

actully thats a phrase

[HouseAddict8240]

lol!!

[nbehan24]

HA that was FUNNY

[apryl1476]

(LAUGHING) Now that is too damn funny! (LAUGHING)

[8675309Nacho]

i just recorded that onto ym machine. it should keep me laughing for the next couple of hours.

too funny.