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  • Lol, this is hillarious.

  • same

  • This cracks me right up, I love this cops humor AND I think he's sexy as hell, he could stop me any time!!

  • lmfao

  • This makes me proud to be a New Zealander!! =]

  • what a legend :L

  • aww this makes me laugh every fukn time! haha classic!

  • he said ,

    always blow on the pie - but im hungry - always blow on the pie - but im hungry

    safer communitys together

  • this cop is a legend. How awesome can you be really.

    Good on him. NZ cops are great at what they do

  • yea n.z rep rep

  • LOL a good cop with a sense of humor, good on him

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  • crack up!!! mean cop

  • fuckin legend

  • Love it. and Love G.I hahaha

  • HOW COME?

  • OMG!@!

    Dying of laughter.

    Saw this on Rove last night!  How could I have not seen this before!

    (Thank God this hit Australia!)

  • that's gold

  • bahaha

  • Very quick witted!!! brilliant!!!

  • Brilliant. Good to see a cop with a sense of humour!

  • nz cops are cool

  • classic that is soo funny

  • fuckin classic

  • Go kiwis cops!

  • watched this 5 times, cant stop laughing, boss is getting angry, i dont care, this is worth it, lmfao!!

  • hahaha such a nz thing to say. dont take things to seriously.

  • im hungary

  • Fuck Yeah! the pie man!

  • thermo or semi nuclear? Still hilarious.

    wouldn't you be more worried about the e-coli in a 12 hour old pie

  • yea he was buying time..so he thought he'd be humorous lol

  • the US cops have guns, the UK cops bust drug rings and immigrants every week. our cops warn the communities about pie consumption.

  • hehehehe

  • thats my mrs. uncle lol

  • HAHAHAHHA FUCKING PISSED MYSELF

  • guys... the cop is not serious he is stalling for time, classic kiwi humour.

  • safer communities together if you blow on the pie thermal nuclear instead of walking to bp station at 3 am....i think thats what police officer meant

  • The cop was NOT being serious. It's a very Kiwi style of humour to deliver silly things in a deadpan way. Clearly doesn't translate everywhere!

  • Haha some people just don't get it. We somehow are sarcastic without sarcasm. I pissed myself when this was on TV

  • i dont get it either... was the cop being serious too?? some please explain.. :S

  • He's joking and stalling for time coz the guy was a car thief. Still pretty hilarious in the end though.

  • hahahahahaha

  • hahahhaha shot nz law enforcement!

  • Even overseas cops have a "Super Troopers" type of humor LOL

  • Dudes a legend!!!!!! Fucken in tears laughin!!! Safer communities together, always remembr to blow on the pie :D

  • eh?

  • i dont get it.

  • Hero Cop!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH I LOVE HIM~!!

  • some times you just got to have a joke in such a stress full and thankless job. well done love it,

  • Haha....

    NZs dry humor is the best in da world!!!!!

    THIS COP IS A LEGEND!!!!!!!

  • HAHAH LOL i love that guy

  • Aww that's so NICE!

  • You should never explain a joke, but notwithstanding, the cop is being super earnest. At least that's how I interpreted it.

    He's stopping a citizen who apparently is only going out for a pie. So he rescues the situation by giving him authorative advice about how to eat it! And the pie is "thermonuclear" having been heated till 300 a.m , and you can figure being a cop on the night-beat, he would know. And he says officiously and repeats while eye-balling the miscreant, "You always blow on it."

  • thanks man. The joke really confused me.....

  • No, the kid was about to be busted for breaking into cars - the cop was buying time, while keeping the perp a bit off-guard, until backup arrive. This guy is a police dog handler and still has to track the perp's two co-offenders so he's waiting for the arresting officers to come and take this kid in. What a legend - a cool, collected cop who's subtly taking the piss. Genius! :-D

  • nah, you're lying.

  • The "citizen" is a guy who was caught in the act of stealing a car. Plus you clearly have no understanding of Kiwi humour.

  • he wasn't stealing a car, he was stealing shit from cars.

  • hahahah LOL from Australia

  • Brilliant, very funny good to see the NZ cops sense of humour, they must need it with some of their call outs.

  • I don't think I want to go near a NZ pie if there is a safer community movement to blow on them all. It sounds more like a scene from Flesh Gordon than a police roadside interview.

  • Ha, wtf?

  • Always blow on the pie!

  • This makes me damn proud to be a nzer

  • it is funny coz the New zealand police slogan is safer communtities together and he is trying to get a laugh out of the crim by saying blow on the pie

  • funny much

  • he said today this was 5 years ago.

  • roflmfao... Rock on dude, alwasy good to throw a bit of humor in the mix! I bet the guy just staired blankly after that one...

  • HA HA HA!!! I love it!

  • he wasn't being serious, he was pulling off some awesome deadpan comedy. classic.

  • Bahahahahahaha LOl @ always blow on the pie. Can someone please post the link to breakfast/good morning interview. LOl..rofl.

  • Gold!!! SuperTroopers must be his favourite movie ;)

  • Haha I saw this on good morning.

  • love it!!!

  • i dont get why he says that

  • can someone please explain how its a joke?

    i still find it funnny i just dont understand

  • its new zealand humour

  • Safer Communities together is the motto printed on all police cars in NZ.

  • Pie safety there always hot!

  • the guy was lieing and making up excuses for why he was out... a Pie at 3am in the morning like 20km from where you live? pleeaseee he was just being a quit witted smart ass.... and buying for time until backup arrived

  • The suspect was identifed as a burglar-Cop was just having laugh before detaining him.

    Didnt get it to begin with, but agree still find it funny

  • Hahaha cop was on breakfast this morning being interviewed. We need more cops like him

  • I agree

  • LOL! LEGEND!

    Safer Communities Together FTW!

  • LOL !!!

  • what does he say after "it s three o clock in the morning"?

    And what does safers community together mean?

  • "It's been in the warmer for 12 hours, it's near thermo-nuclear"

    Safer Communities Together apart from the literal meaning which should be obvious is the Police slogan which is proudly painted on the side of their cars.

  • he says "that pie has been in the warming drawer for probably about 12 hours, it would be thermo nuclear and its always blow on the pie, always blow on the pie(referring to what you should do when you buy a pie at 3 in the morning)"

    and safer communities together I think he means they should save communities together from the thermo nuclear pies lol.

  • It's the police motto in NZ. It's printed on all their cars.

  • safers community together

    its whats on the side of the cop cars

  • Safer Communities Together is the NZ Police community motto/phrase/logo

  • 'its 3 o'clock in the morning, you're buying a pie from a BP (Petrol) Station. What must you always do..that pie has been in the warming draw for probably about 12 hours, it'll be thermonuclear' - the cop is joking, he's talking about how important it is to blow on a pie to cool it down basically. Safer communities together is the big slogan for the NZ police, it's just funny that the cop is pretending to be so serious when talking about cooling down a pie before eating it

  • Thank you so much!I didnt catch the what must you always do part and the safers community together. It was still very funny tho!

    Cheers for that!

  • "that pie has been in the warming drawer for about twelve hours, it will be thermonuclear" and "safer comunities together" Is the new zealand police force motto, u know like To Protect And Serve

  • LOL. Saw this on TV last night and this morning. Good to see our cops have sense of humor!

  • hahaha what makes it even more dumb is that the cop was dead serious when he said it!

  • hahaha that was awesome just saw this on good morning

  • proper pie safety is everyone's responsibility.

  • LOL WTF?

  • tht is awsome

  • LOL

  • EPIC!!!

  • This is on NZ TV2 right now. Police Ten 7

  • Always blow on the pie.

  • gotta love new zealand police

  • i thought he was gonna say, you must drink a lot or get really stoned first!

  • Notice at 12:00 he has a FlashLight in his hand.

  • ROFL!... sorted him out !

  • That was mint!

  • Sort him out Delta!! Looks a bit 1C!

  • that was funny but for some reason it seems like it's being edited

  • nope just watched it on national tv

  • At first I thought what the heck is going on with this cop, but then it dawned on me that he is taking the piss out of the pie man lol. That is so funny once you get the humor.

  • Hilarious

  • Haha he can't even pronounce "nuclear", he says "nukular" like an American

  • Time to get your ears tested i think

  • its called the kiwi accent you tard

  • :L psshhhahaha

  • Im glad our police really care about our safety when it comes to the importand stuff.

  • Tune in to Police Ten 7 tomorrow night to get the full story behind 'Safer Communities Together'.......

  • If it was on the weekend, then there's no way the pie has been there 12 hours, more like 15 minutes tops

  • LEGEND!!! hahaha always blow on the pie that clown didn't see that coming!

  • That poor drunk kid, he'd be so confused

  • Own the Tee it's gone iconic!!

  • This gets funnier every time I watch it, especially the "safer communities together" bit XD

  • totally overdubbed!

  • Mr Vintage has put it on a T shirt, it is legendary.

  • haha its so epic

  • :) hahaha cop just trying to freak him out

  • nllkier, does it look like overdubbed to you... cause it sure looks like his mouth is moving at the same time as he's saying it. why are people so stupid?

  • 3 bux? nah brew, get a small chups insteed

  • It's 3am, what chip stores open? :p

  • thermo nuclear lol

  • Go Delta!

  • lol that's awesome, and he sounds so serious!! :D

  • When this clip aired on tv, is that what was actually said, bcos at 0.36, it sounds like the video has been edited.......... Just wondering, its still great.

  • hardcase

  • Good Cop Bad Pie

  • overdubbed audio

    why are people so stupid?

  • wow, does it look like overdubbed audio, his mouth moves in exact motion with what he is saying... why are people so stupid

  • if you are a kiwi you'd know the narrator by voice (therefor, not faked) and he obviously stated there would be a weird response, which the cop happily provided. It's Real AFAIK.

  • its not over dubbed. look at the cops mouth. he is saying those words. and it was on Tv like this aswell. so i dont know why the police would over dub shit like this for a serious tv show about the role of new zealand police. so you my good friend are the stupid one.

  • lol, pfft. You're the stupid one.

    Great policing this.

  • "Always blow on the pie!" "Im hungry?"

  • That dude musta been confused as fuck man!! LMAO

  • must always blow on the pie LMAO

  • "The temperature inside this apple turnover is one thousand degrees."

  • what

  • ALWAYS BLOW ON THE PIE WTF?

  • Obv from George W Bush school of policing - thermo nukeyula arrr ha ha ha

  • hahahah thats just embarrising. Thanks mr weird cop

  • LOVE IT!!! hahahaha

  • SHIT this is funny! What a good bastard!

  • that things gonna be thermonuclear. fuck that is so funny

  • Man that such a kiwi thing to do. Say the weirdest thing in the most serious voice. :/ Proud to be a kiwi!

  • well said, ha !

  • Oh gawd! Love the policeman. So serious. Irony or serious? XD

    "I'm hungry".

  • hehehe!!! they should put sh*t like that on posters :P

    go police 10-7!! love that show

  • hahahahaha fuck thats good

  • meat pies, not fruit. steak and cheese bro.

  • ALWAYS BLOW ON THE PIE!!!

  • ALWAYS BLOW ON THE PIE!

  • WICKED!!!! Im so gettting the tshirt and Mr Vintage!!!

  • ahhhhahahhahahaahhaha lol

  • Always blow on the pie.

    Words to live by, Mr. Policeman.  Words to live by.

  • I love the deadpan delivery!

  • i dont get it

  • Always blow on the pie. LOL

  • Best cop ever.

  • AHAHAHAHA jokes

  • AHHAHAHA What a legend.

  • haha that's awesome!!

  • haha thermo-nuke-yular :)

  • safer communities together !

  • man i bet that guy is a real good father

  • I'm going to demand in America that we get the opportunity to eat delicious pies at gas stations at 3am.

    All they normally have is donuts, hotdogs and maybe burritos.

  • No, there are fruit pies in little boxes at most gas stations.

  • night pay at BP!