How masturbation damages the body using strings

[thegirlinthatbox]

I can't tell if this guy is joking.

[Cerulean0987]

Good job spreading disinformation. You do society a favor.

 /sarcasm off.

[yellowratbassterd]

does the act of masturbation itself damage the body? or is it the act of ejaculation that damages the body?

[pomponi0]

FUCKING SCIENCE

[Olirap]

im gonna guess you are strongly religious, and very stubbourn compared to other religious friends you have. Do you constantly find yourself correcting quotes from religious texts??

[killemall22]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! funniest shit ever!

[Crazydoggie1995]

....ummm...is this some sort of joke? seriously.

[KilluminatiCHE]

if this myth was true, my dick would be longer than my arm!

[telfabot]

this is why i find it hard to look for information on youtube lol, because of all the idiots that post their crackpot ideas lol. the human body cannot be simplified by your string theory sir. you are stupid straight up and down. plz go kill yourself, masturbation cannot harm your body unless you do it in excess of like 10 times a day lol. and the effects of overmasturbation are very similar to the effects of overworking your body, say in the gym.EVERYTHING can be done to excess so pace yourself.

[akular77]

so, if it`s happened to someone, how he can fix this up so that his body will be normal again??

[cheat123]

so true lol

[SuicidalPapercuts]

Wow. Anyone who believes this shit needs a serious course in anatomy.

[navyseal100]

is this a joke?????

[nubtubes]

sick

[toshiamata]

I believe what he say, and the demonstration has convince me.. Masburtation is destructive in several points including the physical body..

[telfabot]

@toshiamata your retarded. masturbation is not damaging unless done to excess. o and btw ANYTHING done to excess can harm you lol. masturbation is good for you if you want the truth. its good for your mental health as well. masturbation can increase your sexcual performance, and any guy that performs better is happier. also masturbation can help to clear your head and center your thoughts. ill say this again as well so u get it. ANYTHING done to excess can harm. ever eaten 40 cellery sticks?

[KilluminatiCHE]

@telfabot i thought mATURBAtion is good for you? man, that is one of my favorite things to do after a long hard day... what happened after 40 cellery sticks?

[blighcheese]

Words cannot describe how fucked up this is.

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[bikkubadmash]

i masturbate with right hand oneday...and with the left one on the other day,....lol

[silvs3sv]

amazing brother

[SuicidalPapercuts]

Soon, you will be a T-Rex! O:

[ALXD1974]

who the fuck isthis guy....????aaaaaaaahahaha....

[mrilladvised]

my left shoulder is alot bigger den my right! He might be telling the truth

[crzsk8er]

dude, u need to get laid.... BIGTIME

[crzymoonrock74]

So short masterbaters have huge penis's that dont retract because their recoil mechanism is broken? right? And I thought tall black guys have huge penis's that are the same size hard or soft. I guess thats just a myth!

[mattydizzle]

OH NO!!!! No wonder I am so short and always had to use both hands! 8===Ð

[simonkjh]

if that was true... wouldn't both legs be short???

[kwanitawiggitywack]

this is so funny!

[JANUTHEBEST]

what bs. fcukin idiots

[213kilacali]

so thats why asians are short

[kwstikas82]

hahahhahaha, so, the bigger the penis, the more damage is made

[kommanderlum]

so sex is out because it makes your arms and legs shorter?

why would anyone take the time to make this vid?

[mlrale8q]

such a crap...i hope you do not believe what you posted...if you do---go to the doctor

[Emman498]

best fucking comment ever!

[ytcrittical]

thankyou so much for making these videos happeh you have saved a life here!

[btcview1]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL SHIIIIIIIIIIT no sense!

[EliteNavySEAL]

so does that mean if i masturbate alot i'll get a bigger, multicolored penis? lol

[michaeloquinn0103]

Well then I guess getting a blowjob is the answer here huh...

[akarosebud]

o_O

[Yair7s]

Funny!

[xxXXBabiiAbiXXxx]

whats a loud of old sh!t :P

[havasufootball06]

no this is no joke......if you masturbate at a young age it fucks up your skeleton structure

[michaeloquinn0103]

That's bullshit. If it IS true, then EVERYONE would have a fucked up skeletal structure. It's part of being a human being.

[rift240]

so, masturbation makes your penis larger?!

[SatanHouse666]

I thought the same exact thing haha

[KilluminatiCHE]

@SatanHouse666 fucking devil! go to hell!

[madnessmoe]

oh no!!!! lol

[thanatopoeia]

Comedy genius.

You all got troll'd, gb2/gaia

[joelfwilson]

but my dick will get bigger and ill be living off the government so its all good!

[Romiex69x]

wow, r u fucking kidding me? See what happens when you feed ur kids crap while growing up? They turn up like this guy, fucked up...

[djchipmunk1277]

Can I please have some of what ever this guy is on? Lmfao. Seriously dude put the rock down it's not good for you;)

[lalina88]

use other hand!

[Dreikkiih]

:O after this enlightening evidence, I think I will stop masturbating.

NOT

[zaith88]

so as u masturbate do more weightlifting 2 balance up...

[dan11999922]

if this "cord" exists then after you masturbate your penis should become as long as your arm and/or leg. And it should affect both sides of the body. In short

NOT TRUE

[checo1977]

Oh shit, my arm is getting shorter!!! Someone help me please!!! Hey hold on, also some hair is growing of my hand!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! LOL Bullshit

[horstazeglio]

That video is nothing but pseudo science.

[ChaoticApocalypse]

I hate how YouTube only allows 500 characters per comment so I'll just sum it all up in one sentence

Muscle spasms occur during orgasm as the muscles in our body rapidly contract and relax during ejaculation, Fail, goodbye.

[JBaker11]

But...but...That is not how the human body work at all!

I mean, its NOT!

you're a liar, you liar.

Why do lie so much?

[dufus73]

it feels good who cares

[zaith88]

Do it wif the left hand den to balance out...~

[IANN1987]

lol...ure right

[banditer]

according to the way this looks it just means you just get a longer bigger penis. lol. I'll trade some length for that.

[happeh]

Actually the penis can shrink as a result of masturbation. Just like weightlifters penis will shrink. You all heard about that right? They work out so much their dong shrivels up.

It will also become limp all the time. You will need to tie a rubber band or something around it to make it hard. That is what will happen if you wank too much. Go look up something called a "Cock Ring". It is for guys who cant get it up.

[BlckComb]

oh my god you are quite astoundingly blinkered and ignorant. Find me ANY scientific knowledge to cak up ANY of your ridiculous claims.

[lifescomicrelief]

@happeh

Actually, there are two reasons they 'shrink'

1.) They are using Human growth Hormones so their testosterone levels decrease. (In some extreme cases they develop breasts)

2.) The size remains the same, but since the body builders muscles are so large, the penis seems to shrink and look disproportionate.

And a cock ring isn't only for people with erectile dysfunction, it is also used to stave off orgasm for prolonged pleasure.

The claims you make are completely unfounded.

[tygyrtoo]

@happeh No actually, a cockring is to make a hard penis even harder and slightly larger. It has absoutely nothing to do with "making it hard".

And BTW, the only reason weightlifters may experience genital shrinking is that they're taking anabolic steroids (which are illegal). It has nothing to do with them lifting weights.

I love the way you just draw a line from Hypothesis A to Conclusion B without worrying about any facts in between...

[tygyrtoo]

@happeh In closing I'd like to wish you fun with your incorrect pseudoscience; and oh, enjoy the case of prostate cancer you're at much higher risk of getting due to your infrequent ejaculation. Look it up. Until then, keep putting these online, they're hilarious!

[happeh]

You are completely wrong. Masturbation will make you blind and crippled.

If masturbation only affects the weenie, why do people bend over and point all different directions during masturbation?

Do an experiment. Look in the mirror next time. Or even better, video yourself. Why are you bending over all weird like that? Why is your body all twisted?

It is just your hand and your weenie right? Why all the other body motion?

[elmoeater007]

dude thats so gay, quit making these stupid videos

[DarkLusterVII]

Cause it feels sooooo gewd... =)

[KinoHermesJourney]

The worst masturbation can give you is sore genitals.

The benefits: stress release, source of orgasm which is immensely pleasurable, increased self esteem, unlike chocolate will not make you put on weight (indeed is good for health)

Masturbation is awesome for all born homosapiens!

(I've done it at least a thousand times)

[mrg0913]

WTF??? U are an ass, this is bullshit

[Amosdudley]

Bahaaaaahahahaa! This, folks, is called pseudoscience. The worst thing that can happen from jerking the gherkin too much is a sore dick. If anyone believes this, he is a grade A idiot.

[percymate]

lmao, this is the funniest shit i've ever seen

[highesp]

funny as hell!

[eyeseekiel]

wow

you obviously spent a lot of time and effort on this bullshit.

I realize its a joke..but its not funny

[alanna123456]

i agree wiv wikidmama.. fuckin bullshit!

[gert123456]

I have this friend, well, actually it's not even my friend, it's a friend of a friend ;) that is still walking straight after years of daily masturbation.

[happeh]

Are you certain of that? If masturbation makes you partially blind, how do you know that you are seeing exactly how your friend walks?

[gert123456]

You're to stupid to be true dude!

[Tony747]

you need to get laid , listen , i do it all the time , i cream all over the place , and you know what? im 14 and im doing better than you , ooo shut down bitch

[freefnefehofih]

Because he masturbates every time he sees his friend walking?

[mysteriojnr]

well i dont know it thats true or not....if its true then thats dangerious...if not then fuck the one who posted it

[jasonkivera]

you are obviously some extremist christian

[lawlerking5]

omg elsalfos retarted

[rikijiki]

haha, that's so funny because it's stupid...

[happeh]

Actually, it is reality.

[gert123456]

You're a moron.

[telfabot]

@happeh acctually its not lol. im happy i stumbled on yourvideo, i needed a good rant today. you cant compare the human body to tape measures or string or anything. the human body is unique idiot. even things like lever arms and thing based on the human body, cant work quite like the human body. its to hard to replicate in all its glory.

[NickBFTD]

if i could just keep pulling my penis bigger like that i wouldtn't care if it made me a midget :)

[oldschoolsherdogger]

COME BACK TO SHERDOG!

[mllcg]

wtf?! this is SOOOO not true... masturbation actually improves your immune system

[chitownruler23]

lmao cant stop laffin after readin ur comment

[wickedmama21]

Dude...WTF is this bullshit?! That is such a lie! Masturbation is actually EXTREMELY healthy and actually helps you keep a healthy sex life.

[vocasla]

with the exception that is may cause zinc deficiency witin the physical body, not to mention mental addiction within the human mind

[freefnefehofih]

Oh baby, the way you talk about zinc deficiencies is so sexy, just makes me want to...

[elsalfo]

Holy shit....is this true?

[Hermaphrodite]

No.

[pastorius]

this is great ;;