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  • Haven't they ever heard of polygamy?

  • Uh, the rules of football have changed a lot. You know, helmets? The forward pass? Instant replay?

    I know we're better at marriage than straight guys, but I thought ya'll had football locked down. Guess not.

  • Because in ancient Hebrew and Asian cultures one man and many wives was NEVER considered normal. /sarcasm

  • i sence some sort of... sarcasm..

  • Three wayyyy!  Laughed at that soooo much!

  • First you hazard a thought and then you post another. Public Safety = public beatings.

  • Paradise is amongst volcanoes. Paradisaical respites always include rash & fungus. From atop cliffs falls things into water. Somewhere Irene sleeps w/o a good-night bid. Some country's going to bad-mouth Marxism {of the Karl kind} & the U.S. will crush them. We guard from the right, always swaying leftward.

  • @AffirmedConclusion Love how you are so open to other people's ideas. So American of you.

  • You've got to be pretty dumb to be a republican.... or at least naive.

  • What is the name of the opening song?

  • If gay marriage is gonna be banned, we should also ban: 1) Divorce 2) Annulment 3) Pre-marital sex 4) Sister wives 5) Re-marriage And since gay marriage so unnatural, we should also ban the following unnatural things; 1) Computers 2) Cars 3) Air-conditioners (deal with the natural temperature!) 4) Microwave ovens. Heat it up naturally fool!
  • @marikitna Prison is your future and with it: the gay love that you crave...

  • @AffirmedConclusion huh? What are you talking about? How is prison my future?

  • I think we should ban straight marriage because it's a slippery slope to gay marriage.

  • If you take all the religion and religious dogma out of it, then "marriage" becomes a civil union for any purpose those getting married choose. It's religion that's getting in the way of "gay marriage" ... and no religious establishment or person can be made to "marry" anyone. Churches can stay totally out of it, as joining peole for various reasons has always been allowed under our laws and under our civil system of government. "Equal rights" is covered in the Constitution!

  • I think those "well balanced experts" have corks screwed up their butts...

  • Wasn't there a guy that married a duck? Or was it a dog? I remember seeing it in the news a couple months back...

  • @oddtreenow2 well, we're just following the example of niggers and kikes and spics - you know they came up with those words to advance their agenda...for, uh, you know, uh civil rights. I'm not religious and the only phobia I have has nada to do with social issues, so you need to explain the differences. Just pretend I'm 9 and explain it like you would to a 9 year old.

  • i dont understand the reason why some people think it's right to oppose other people's needs just cos they dont agree with them.... you can dislike gay marriage all u want but you have no fucking right to deny them the life they want.... as my favorite youtuber The Amazing Atheist said as he quoted..... "my right to punch you ends at your face"... and for those dumb enough to understand it means "i can dislike what you do in your life but i have no right to oppress you"... capiche dickheads?

  • What's natural for penguins may not be natural for humans. Penguins lay eggs, yet if a human laid an egg that would be sick! Lets just deal with our own species instead of looking to others to justify homosexuality. Our species practices homosexuality, a lot, therefore it is natural to our species.

    

  • @CamillaCalamity Yeah, but one argument against gay marriage is that it's not found in nature, that humans are the only ones who practice it and animals don't practice homosexuality...which is wrong-wrong-wrongwrongwrong-wr­ong.

  • @iheartjackieyes And you could also point out that animals don't practice marriage.

  • @CamillaCalamity LOL. That's true. Some *do* practice being life-long mates, though, like wolves and some species of penguins.

    I, myself, don't believe in marriage, but, you know, if people want to get married, they should be able to marry.

  • I miss you, Bryan Safi. Come back to Current TV!!!

  • For those of you who thought that the U.S. was built on Christian values: most of the founding fathers were agnostics and deists. Just because it's morally upstanding doesn't mean that it's Christian, morons.

  • I personally love that we had a state allow cousins to marry before we had a state allow two men or two women to marry. Why doesn't anyone ever counter the whole "gay marriage is a sin, it says so in the bible" rant, with "yeah, well, so's incest, but we've allowed that for a more than a few years now."

  • STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION .

    its reeally annoying because being gay has nothing to do with religion , nor does gay marriage .you guys do realize that people dont HAVE to be married by a religious leader ? you can be married by a government official . personally i think it should be up to the church whether to marry same sex couples , but the government should have to . not allowing gay people their rights is UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

  • Love this segment for its sharp yet funny approach to serious issues and even more serious persons who are concerned with those issues. Yet I like this episode best for it digs up and counters age-old arguments about why homosexuality would be fundamentally wrong. Brian's arguments make sense, even presented in this crazy way! That in contrast to the doom-mongering, ultra-serious people whose arguments lack even basic logic.

  • soooooooo hilarious. i wish more people were in tune with this type of humor.

  • I laughed soooo hard watching this proud 2 b a homo

  • I DO!!

    AHH, I DO!!

    Is that Scott??

    TREEWAAAAAAY!!

    xD I love you Bryan

  • my favorite is incest, thats a great one isn't it!

  • i LIKE YOUR VIDEO. COOL. THANKS. patch this into search ------> HDNOs-bhvWU

    Its a green video. hugs... greengossipgrl@twitter

  • oh FUCK YOU pat robertson....

  • But didn't they change marriage for interracial couples? :I

    I love these videos, great work. <3

  • "God, it's beautiful..." *throws tissue* LOVE

  • @oddtreenow2 And a person does not need religion or any kind of phobia in order to acknowledge important differences between attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption between right-handed people and left-handed attraction / behavior / marriage / adoption. Your point?

    Sidenote: why do homophobes always leave arguments hanging? It's like you're incapable of completing a logical sequence of thought. Or just intellectually dishonest.

  • this was so gay. When is playstation network going to be working again???

  • ....Republicans *headdesk*

  • They are afraid of letting gays marry because then all the other minority sexualities will claim their right in marriage like child molesters, duck-fuckers (lmao), well its so different because homosexuality is not considered a crime, you dont break the law by being gay, however you do by having sex with an 8 year old or with a fuckin' duck!

    So I really dont get these guys logic, just making excuses to stall this as long as they can

    50 bucks says in 10 more years gay marriage will be legal

  • @GamingSho

    i dont think the duck part aplies to alabama

  • Haha gay people are so funny,

  • that is the most offensive thing! its an underhanded way of calling gay people animals!! infuriating.

  • The best thing to do around republicans: act much more flamboyant than you are, hit on them, and completely screw up their idea of gay people. Then laugh as they realize they're turned on by it.

  • Yes cause there was no gay sex permitted in ancient Greece or Roman Empire, do some fucking research before you open your mouths

  • @Kitsunefan9 in ancient Greece most rich men had an young (boy) lover they learned them in filosofy, math and other importend stuff, but also head sex with them, dumbass, since christianity gays are banned from society so who is to blame

  • That penguin couple is seriously so adorable.

  • Marriage actually started out for financial reasons, love had nothing to do with it :)

  • Every civilization? For the last 5000 years? Standing after the definition of marriage between 1 man and 1 woman? People cannot know everything on earth, yet most make claims as if they knew it all! I think that by choosing to ignore so much, they let their minds be squandered into ignorance.

  • @Icecrown91 clearly these ignorant assholes have never studied the Greeks and Romans...Gays everywhere <3

  • I wish someday, all republicans would disappear from the planet. they are totally trash

  • i love this video. i have nothing more to say. i just dont want to get mad. being gay is natural and okay and religion was man made so was marriage. look it up. open your minds and actually read the bible instead of picking and choosing what you want to preech. and practice what you preech too. look past the bible and look at the history. we all learn about the bible in world history in school. just saying.

  • All marriages between a man and a man, or between a woman and a woman, are hereby forever prohibited.' - Original version: Intermarriage: All marriages between a white person and a negro, or between a white person and a person of negro descent to the fourth generation inclusive, are hereby forever prohibited.-Actual Jim Crow law in Florida . Protect marriage.

  • i love you! way to stand up for whats right :) im proud!

  • @WHOletTHISdie 1 Timothy 4:1-3

    1 The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons. 2 Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron. 3 They forbid people to marry

    Catholicism isn't Christianity, it's just another manmade religious institution. Rome has killed millions of Christians. Do not be deceived! You will find God in the Word.

  • @ynnufton ALL religions are man made

    and lmao at 3:11

  • Isaiah 5:20 Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness

  • @ynnufton Screw you and the Bible you rode in on.

  • @BaurakAle7 nope. your wrong on most of that (trust me, i used to live in utah in a ...compound) it was horrible, but its not illegal.

    second, u say its been a felony....

    also not true, there BY LAW IS A SEPERATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.

    congress shall pass no law over a religion. so it fundamentally cannot be a felony. (it should be tho)

  • two guys cant marry, but its ok to be a mormon and have 12 wives? wtF?

  • That prmium moron above reminds me of my mom. Always going off about this country and "christian values" >.< It's like there's an unending well of "jesus" in her, and it wont stop flooding out even if it makes absolutely no sense, and everyone's sick of hearing it.

  • GRRR, gay marriage will not lead to an adult marrying a kid, or a man marrying 5 women, Gay marriage is between two of-age humans, two males or two women, WHY CANT PEOPLE SEE THAT

  • Funny stuff...

  • lol my anthro professor said that there is a culture that practices homosexuality. the men get together in a hut and have sex when its raining because they cant hut. this along with scientific data can help support the fact that homosexuality is a genetic trait that is affected at many loci thus making it a flexible trait such as height. due to the missioaies around this culture they couldnt release the name of the culture. the trait is flexible and is dependent on the culture.

  • adam and steve never got kicked out of eden

  • @darkkristian22 Jesus said a man who puts out his wife and marries another has already committed adultery. Divorce is unchristian and should be outlawed.

  • yay scott.... 3way!

  • SNAAAP!!!

  • lol,"Look theres Scott, THREEEEWAAYYY!" I would so do that :P

  • K guys this is very simple... guys are meant to love pussy.... girls are meant to enjoy the cock... guys arent here in this world to go choke on other guys cock and girls arent in this world to drink another girls cum... I could have probably said this differently but come on.. when it comes down to it, its right no matter what way you say it, I will never understand how a dude likes a dick all in his throat... you guys are missing out on life

  • @Richard19706 im gay

  • @Richard19706 Let's retry this, correcting grammar:

    Guys are meant to love cocks. Girls are meant to enjoy pussy. Guys aren't here in this world to drink a girl's cum, and girls aren't here to choke on a guy's cock. I don't understand it it, therefore heterosexuality causes one to miss out on life. Makes just as much sense as your post

  • I am not against Gay Marriage but just wondering why gay people don't just create there own thing like marriage but with a different name (something better than domestic partnership!)

    I bet if they did then in about 10 years time all the straight people will probably want to do this 'new thing'.

  • @DeMarkous why don't the religious just do that

  • @FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 Because gays start all the new trends

  • I love Bryan Safi :')

  • That was some fabulous pwnage right there lol.

  • So atheists decided to put "in God we trust"? Lol your history is wrong.

  • @aPremiumDude George Washington wasn't Christian or atheist. He was a Deist. Look it up. :)

  • we have every right to be just as miserable as you breeders. "no taxation w/o representation" precluded the drafting of the declaration of independence, under the premise that the 13 colonies were being taxed w/o no vote in congress. now today only 90% of us citizens can marry. my country doenst represent me, and i dont feel like a citizen. why are st8 folks so scared of GLBT community, we have taken ourselves out of your dating pool....

    want to boost the economy? GLBT community has money!

  • This video just proves gay marriage is dumb

  • Is it that hard to let gays who love each other get merried than to let 2 people who are cheating on each other?

  • Bill O'Reily is a FUCKING MORON. I hate Republicans so much.

  • @anesthesiac Don't hate all Republicans. There are like 2 who are intelligent. Lol!

  • @JoRgEgS69

    Haha :P

  • @JoRgEgS69 I myself am a straight Christian born and raised in America. I study history, languages, and religions. I've got to point something out that you didn't. People need to look at history again before saying "for 5000 years." The Americas, Europe, Asia, etc. certain societies had gay lovers and gay marriage. In the Americans certain civilizations had an arrangement that when you married a woman you also received a male "mistress." Do some research and throw it back in their faces friend.

  • @JoRgEgS69 nice comment !!! haha

  • @JoRgEgS69 I HAVE YET TO FIND ONE DAMN IT lol

  • @JoRgEgS69 Teddy Roosevelt was a one-time thing =P the rest are so hilariously stupid, i don't get why all republicans are crazy white trash losers xD is this part of the job description xD

  • @anesthesiac Girl you are so right darlin!

  • @aPremiumDude A country that was founded on Christian values? Idiot! This country was founded on values of freedom for everyone including religion. How about you pick up a history book sometime and maybe you wont be so ignorant. Also remember: guys who make fun of guys who suck dick; suck dick!

  • @JoRgEgS69 What about guys who make fun of Christians? what does that make them?

  • @JoRgEgS69 Or how bout the bill of rights? Shorter than a history book and you dn't have to flip through to the religion part. It's only, well, FIRST

  • @JoRgEgS69 i agree with you, but this country was ORIGINALLY founded on religious values. separation didnt come til way later. patrick henry said "this country was founded on the christian values, and the christian belief of equality for everyone" (which is why its paradoxical that today most christians are 'shiitic')

  • @aPremiumDude

    Actually, the United States was founded as a secular nation. Most of the founding fathers were deists or atheists.

  • @TheGNUfan

    Hehe, the were freemasons right? Or is that just Dan Browns fiction? :P

  • @ToddSweaty fremasons are real, but they are not as scary as in DB books. and most of the US founding fathers were members of the masons:D

  • @aPremiumDude

    Omfg xD You ARE an idiot. I'm not American, bet even I know that the United State isn't found on Christianity but on equality and freedom of speech and religion. Omg, idiot.

  • @aPremiumDude *ahem* Thomas Jefferson, the guy who wrote the Constitution? He wasn't Christian. Most of the other representatives at the writing of the Constitution weren't, either. That's why we have things like "separation of church and state" and "freedom of religion".

  • @aPremiumDude Yeah that claim is used a lot and is very untrue sure people coming over from England to escape oppression had a christian mindset but at the base of it all they believed in religious freedom. The founding father where really the ones that structured this country and non of them went by the bible some even hated it and thought of it as untrue. As deep as your faith may be we need to push past it you feel right and your probably wrong as much as you dislike hearing that.

  • @WarMasterX6 The way I think: "the more right you think you are, the greater the chance you are wrong". Now I think I am right, and strongly so. But refusing to accept the fact that I might be wrong... just isn't going to help others express willingness to admit THEY might be.

  • @Cindercheth Hey I could be wrong to :P but evidence leans more towards what we believe that is why you can argue the probability

  • Don't you just hate that some religious people are so self righteous and conceited about their religious faith? They should learn to form their own opinions without anyone or anything else's influence.

  • @humps678 Or at the very least; try to take what religion really is supposed to be about. Making the world more peaceful by accepting everyone as an equal.

  • @JoRgEgS69 What is religion really about? I wouldn't know because I don't have one.

  • @humps678 Well, religion originally was created to explain everyday events like weather. Think back a Greek Literature. Humans needed religion to explain events for peace of mind. Over the years, it has become a way for people to hate and discriminate.

  • look. i was just trying to say, tha i dont thing that too male human shooukd get married in a church. i have no problem with two human getting married by law...

  • @ppgabesz: How about to "female human"? We're not looking to be allowed to be married in a church. What we want is to be able to marry, period. To be recognized, and to be allowed the same rights. I know you're not from the U.S. so I don't know how familiar you are with our laws, as I am not familiar with the laws in your country. Here, we are supposed to separate religious laws from civil laws.

  • @JoRgEgS69 True, then We Are Agreed! :)

  • @DarklingX Honey, you can not "convert" someone to be gay. Well, maybe after a few bottles of Vodka, but the desire was there before. Maybe deep down, and the alcohol just made it come out.

  • @DarklingX which im ok with, not all gays try to convert people.

  • i just love people that constantly use the bible literally. all they know is what the church taught them about the bible. learn about the bible, how it was put together and what it means and how it might be used today, and it's certainly not to be taken literally

  • @bezaubertvonbill: I totally agree! If we really take the Bible literally; just today, I should have stoned 5 women to death for speaking in the pressence of a man without being spoken to. We should all be a little bit more educated and take examples that will make life better for everyone. One of my favorite parts of the Bible is, "May the one WITHOUT sin be the first to judge."

  • And somone asked if ther people than christians are not allowed to get married. NO THEY ARE NOT, AS CHRISTIANS! If someone who is MORMON, or PAGAN wants to get married in a catholic church for example, he, or she'd get rejected. do he or she qill marry according to HIS RELIGION or THE LAW without religious matter.

  • @ppgabesz: Exactly. We want to marry within the law. Where we will be given the same rights under the laws. Through religious laws, we don't really get anything through our governments. We only want our governments to recognize our rights. This is beyond any religion or religious belief. Please do some research.

  • okay. Im NOT CHRISTIAN. But i DO know, that Marriage is a CHRISTIAN habit. My point - which i clearly missed - is that theyshould not get married in a church. They might get married on paper, and from the aspect of the law. but in the beginning there were no laws for marriage. it was a ceremony. IN THE CHURCH " IN FRONT OF GOD ".

  • @ppgabesz: Again, in the beginning? Now let's look at history: Christianity is only about 2000 years old. So, how were people married before then? Yes, with their respective Gods, not the Christian God. Marriage is simply an agreement between two people promising to spend their lives with that person. It doesn't matter where we marry. We simply want to be recognized in many of the same laws that protect married people now.

  • That gay guy thinks leeches cure headaches. That is why gays shouldn't lead anyone. Not only that they are possibly giving the leeches aids and they are exploiting animals. If they think gay is natural. That means they believe that animals made us and the first things born from them were all men and they would also think that just being only men would be horny and since women weren't invented. Blah blah. Don't eat meat because tain't natural.

  • @krrrruptidsoless First of all, "aint" is not a word. Second of all, the leeches were a satirical interpretation of how things don't ever change in any society. In the Middle Ages, they "cured" headaches by blood-letting. Pick up a history book sometime. Also, straight people can have AIDS too. Do a little more research before you make comments.

  • @JoRgEgS69 Ain't is a word it is in the dictionary. I already know about leeches and you must think a sarcastic comment is real. They still use leeches. In fact they are bringing a lot of that old medicine back. Look up fly maggots that cure infections. And straight people probably get their aids from some drug addict or whore or gay in the operation room from blood transfusion. I will actually just answer SO to your whole rant.

  • So wait. Cain had to have sex with Eve at the begining. so christians are ok with Incest but not with gays? also, wouldn't there baby be retarded since they are related? -_- Bible has a whole lotta flaws so honestly christians have alot of flaws so no one should listen to them when they say gays are bad

  • @TheNewMoon333: Yes. Take a look at this video: Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else. Simply seach it. It explains everything in a funny, exaggerated, and satirical way. It is all true though.

  • leeches LOL

  • Fuckin' homophobes. I hate the sheer ignorance of these people.

  • I'm not gay but...

    I really think that gays should have there right to get married.

    Like any other ordinary couple... There in love and would like to share there lives together.

  • i'd marry that duck

  • Hey if gays want to be miserable like the rest of us why not let them

    let them get married fuck

  • Its easy to "make your point" and make the opposing side look stupid when you take everything out of context...just ask Michael Moore.

  • @PSonak the same can be said about the other side. But if you really pay attention, how can you take some of those comments out of context?

  • is this a show? too funny--well made!

  • @sdbaral Yes. From Current TV. The name of the show is InfoMania.

  • homosexual intercourse is 100% natural!!

    human physiology makes it clear that the body was not designed to accommodate intercourse. The rectum is significantly different from the vagina with regard to suitability for penetration by a penis.Consequently, anal intercourse leads to leakage of fecal material that can easily become chronic!!

  • Oh, bullshit, child molestation. There are so many heterosexual people that fancy little boys and girls. They called pervert unhealthy people, not gays and lesbians.

  • that duck was soooooooooooo hot

  • Awesome video.

    I saw the way you were looking at that duck.  *tsk tsk*

  • The penguins are the proof. Gays are in nature. God made nature, therefore God made gays. Christians need to relies that.

  • @ladylunaray Nature has freaks to but they don't all become gay. It isn't like they eveolved to that. It is just like gays. Gays are just merely freaks of nature and won't admit it. And since there are gays or so they say how could you prove the first gays were natural and didn't just turn into them because they were weird and horny and no women wanted them because they were ignernt. And then created a cult to make more for membership fees.

  • My dog naturally humps my cat. So I hump my dog. Win win.

  • i personally dont like gays

    it just doesnt seem right but i do realize that it is right to let them marry

    i just dont like it

  • @dcos510 i'm gay and i appreciate ur honesty.

  • @ppgabesz Soooo, the Pagans, and the Romans, and the Hindus can't marry? And if you're not Christian, why do you believe in what pretty much only the christian bible says?

    If the garden of eden thing did actually happen, then of course God made adam and eve because a man and a woman are the only combo that can make babies, and so are the only ones who can continue the species. Now that we are facing over crowding, I don't think continuation is such an important factor in fuckery anymore.

  • @ppgabesz Now, also, if God only made Adam and Eve, then they had two sons (Abel and Cain). How did the population of Earth happen? Oh yes, according to the bible, Cain had to have sex with his mother... Now that is sanctity!

  • @JoRgEgS69 Wooot go you! :)

    Since when is marriage also only for christians? my god.

  • @JoRgEgS69 Adam and Eve continued to have other children. See, it's not that bad - just incest between siblings!

  • @JackieDeBurg Really? That part I dont remember. Lol.

  • @JoRgEgS69 OH! People were the product of inbreeding twice over! Remember: god wiped out all but two of each species later on down the line during Mose's day!

    God must really value incest... whoa.

  • @JoRgEgS69 Maybe that's the true meaning of family values..?

  • @JoRgEgS69

    I'm not even a christian, but if you want to go by the bible, actually it says that Adam and Eve had many sons and daughters along with Abel and Cain. That means incest still happened, yes, but it also means you need to get your facts straight and not "be so ignorant". ^

  • @ppgabesz "marriage is a christian thing" huh? smh

  • I believe gay couples should have the right to get married if you love someone you should be able to get married with that person no matter what. However i dont think they should be able to get married at a church i believe that would be too contradicting. But in the near future why not but i think baby steps first not too much at one time for all the sensative people.

  • @Th3SP1C Well, that would be a good argument IF what you think was the defining factor. The fact is though, marriage has been adopted by all these other non christian cultures AND their courts. So now it's a part of what ought to be available equally to everyone. And if gay people think it's not fair, then you and I ought to listen to their reasons why.

  • 1:34 and we are opposed to YOU!

  • Rick Warren is an evil charlatan. The new Jerry Falwell.

  • i like this, why does it not have more views?

  • @EktraKrispy , I had a different channel and it was suspended, so I am still trying to get my videos back on.

  • @EktraKrispy just cuz you like it doesnt mean its going to have a million views....

  • @mat634 oh seriously? no shit? fuck off seriously

  • i like this, why does it not have more views?

  • I love how that thing about "marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman in every culture" is completely wrong.

  • lol, good video.

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