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  • I find this hard to fap to.

  • at least they are finally leaving the jews alone

  • You know if your actually trying to make a point I wouldn't act like a jack-ass

    and if were making a point up yours because I'm atheist-

  • this has got to be the lamest crock of shit ive ever heard. No intelegent christian could take it seriously. Come on athiest make up what....like 10% of americas population & yet you try and blame them for ressesions & wasting money even though chruches make a shit load (look at the expense of building a church) & they pay how much tax?

    Pretty lame cop out does more damage to religion than good.

  • this is so ridiculous and that means reality, and in reality, religion is ridiculous

  • You know who else caused the recession? Abortionists, adulterers and the gays. Oh wait.

  • i can understand why most don't realize it's an attempt at comedy; it's not funny.

  • this is definately a parody

  • If this isnt a parody i can only say: Fucking retards!!!

  • "Well the ride has ended, YO!" LOL! I'm so using that.

  • Ummm...really?? Is this for real?? Are some christians really this ignorant??? DID THEY REALLY JUST COMPARE DAWKINS TO JESUS????(!) LMFAO!!!!!!!

  • Good satire very funny.

  • u guys r fuckin retards

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  • These guys are poes, Not real christians.

  • Harold Camping was RIGHT about May 21, click on my channel to see...

  • Poe's law states: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won't mistake for the real thing.”

    The core of Poe's law is that a parody of something is by nature extreme. That makes it impossible to differentiate from sincere extremism.

    - Wikipedia

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  • Oh man...the amount of stupid in this video literally gave me a headache. If you don't like America, leave you fucking Christians!

  • Its clearly a joke guys.

  • You know what sad is it is hard to tell the difference if this is real or fake. That is how fucked up organized religion is.  :^/

  • @FrozenGod1984 haha so true...

  • @FrozenGod1984

    what do you mean, fake or real? It either is or isn't a satire, and I believe it is

  • It took me like a minute and a half to figure out this was satire....

  • I'm so stoned stoned, this video cant be real, or the people making it are by far the stupidest narrow minded people i've ever heard. So these people don't agree with you "atheist" so obviously it's all their fault. Go smoke a j and relax

  • This is trolling at a master level.

  • Not sure if serious.

  • This was hilarious

  • LOL is this video a joke?

  • two hands at work can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer

  • how can logic cause a recession?

  • this is a joke

  • is this satire?

  • bring it on kiddies. your cute little email almost bothers me. i can play that game too if you'd like.

    

  • @pizllexam Hmmm, what did they say to you?

  • @Blackman1000ify started off by saying my youtube account may have been hacked, if not god hates me, and they're tracking my youtube service usage or something of that nature and they have the right to basically sue me for my free speech. i hope they do, i could use another big payday

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  • @Blackman1000ify no its not legal at all. they have absolutely no grounds what so ever to sue you or have you arrested. this is a public website therefore freedom of speech applies. if they do not want people posting on here they can close the comment section. i wasnt going to call them. like i said i hope they try to sue me for whatever. my lawyers are way better than theirs.

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  • one minute in and this is the absolute dumbest thing i've seen on youtube. if you're christians didnt fuck up the labor and food processing way back when, we wouldnt need the fda and unions you idiots. and the power of prayer is scientifically proven to not do a damned thing.

  • @pizllexam Dude. These guys are a couple of dipshit Christian Clowns.

  • @Blackman1000ify We are going to have you arrested, please call us to discuss 707-829-3505

    God Bless

    The Rapture RIght Youth Ministry

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  • @theraptureright idiots

    

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  • @theraptureright Well, its been three days since U jackoffs claimed u would have me arrested and I'm not. So I guess that would mean 1 thing: U failed! I'm still here with freedom of speech as my weapon against your evil ministry. Now what? You've been defeated by an atheist! U can't silence me or knowledge. U thought your little idle threats could stop me from telling the truth? No! Your faith will always be disregarded just like u false prophets. The rapture is as fake as U R. U got pwned.

  • @Blackman1000ify @Blackman1000ify We have formed a new online internet Christian militia made up of Rapture Right followers, who scour the web searching for Atheists who post anti-Rapture Right statements (like you!). Once these criminals are found, we attack them with our own statements. The new group is called S.A.T.I.R.E which stands for Scaring. Atheists. Through. Ingenious. Religious. Epigrams such as "We'll have you arrested, call us to discuss".

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  • @theraptureright magical sky daddy

  • Christian Nation? LOL! Dream on. If you live in America, your far from it.

  • Someone please tell me these guys are trolls...

  • this is some real hard comedy i first thought it was real but it isnt !

  • China isnt Communist, they're a Totalitarian Free Market. so if they had a congress they would almost exactly like us.

  • everyone realizes that there's not a single atheist in congress right?

  • all my comments should be read in the order they were posted to make it read correctly

  • @TheRantingsofaMadman good argument, but do you really think that @theraptureright will listen to it? they clearly doesn't care about arguments, did you saw ONE REAL ARGUMENT in their video, a single relevant evidence to support what they say?

  • @6Stark6 no i didnt but at least i tried to get it through to the narrow minded people. Atheists simply dont have anything to do with it, the cause is on governmental mistakes and the american people, simple as that.

    You are right though *sigh* the world is going to "hell" and its because we all can't see 2 days, when we need to be looking for this stuff years in advance.

  • (there are selfish people out there but i assure you most of them are religious) on this planet. stop harping on us because we don't have a god.... we don't need one to lead happy and fulfilled lives. I am trying to be civil here so you understand, I don't hate you i just think you beliefs are as ridiculous as you think Zeus is.

  • number of Religious institutions in the usa if they even paid 5% of their income in taxes (which is WAY less then the average american) we should see a major increase to our economy and way of life, made even better if we demanded that american companies stay american. your ignorance on this subject is obvious because the main thing that atheists want is a better life for most people, because as a whole we realize that our time on earth is short and we want to make it the best for EVERYONE

  • making it ever more difficult to fix our nations debt problem. I propose to you rather than giving money from the churches to god, who if you are right is all powerful and wouldn't need the cash anyway, give it back to the people of the country by putting a tax on religious institutions. Not only churches but mosques and temples. Churches should have to go by the same rule of law that everything else does in taxes. People pay taxes, companies pay taxes, but not churches and with the

  • Outsourcing due to high tax costs on companies in the usa (usa being the second highest in taxing on industries) causes tight wallet ceo's to move jobs over to another nation, why? Simply to save a quick buck. I agree that if we had jobs for the average american and started to produce things the economy as a whole would look better, BUT this was not caused by atheists, but caused by our government allowing jobs to be outsourced by these companies lowering the amount of jobs in the usa while

  • I can't tell if anything on the internet is a joke anymore.

  • "And it's all because of Richard Dawkins."

    Yeah, that Athiest has totally influenced the Christian companies to outsource they're labor force...

  • Good to see Cristian God will outsource to India, where the majority of people don't believe in him.

  • "...If I don't get my prayers answered...I'm gonna kill myself!"

    Glad to see that you rely so vehemently on praying to your made up entity, that you would go so far as to kill yourself if he didn't respond...

  • "...And we Christians want to know who's repsonsible."

    Man! I'm so glad that there's at least one group out there that's concerned about the economic downturn. I thought surely no one was interested.....

  • OMG I about jumped out of my chair. >> I was owned << 

  • You have mis-tagged your video.....i can't find satire!

  • You have mis-tagged your video.....i can't mind satire!

  • Im really hoping this is a joke

  • omg i was laughing through the whole thing haha, satire is a wonderful thing even if they are unknowingly doing it

  • This video seems to have been made for some crappy Wednesday night youth group at a huge warehouse evangelical church... My parents who are huge rapture believing god fearing Christians are some of the most materialistic people I know. Hypocrisy is great!!!

  • is this serious? Are you really saying that christians don't contribute to importations or sweat shops?

    God can't keep up with prayer requests?! Seriously?

    This is really funny if it is sarcastic. Tragic if it's not

    I wish I could believe this is for fun but you just can't tell with christians sometimes.

    Goody Goody Greedy Greedy? wow. Do you not realize how wrong that is?

    Public execution and slavery? Do you know the history of this christian nation?

    OK this has to be fake

  • I don't think a lot of commenters actually go this is a ironic. kidding - if you thought this was serious maybe you should work on your critical thining skills - might make you a bit less ... talibany

  • Dumbest video ever!

  • @cardinalkesky

    im actually shocked you didn't try to make fun of the typo

  • @cardinalkesky

    really.......thats the best you can come back on me with?

  • this is the dumbest video on yourtube..i just lost 5 IQ points

  • @smackdye what does IQ stand for?

  • You christian cunts are so fucking stupid your dirty fucking God is a fake bloke who people made up to scare their kids, grow up, get a life and stop getting on your knees to pleasure your imaginary friend.

  • 71 people didn't recognise over the top comedy

  • I fucking detest Christians

  • I worked for Trinity Broadcasting Network for awhile, and I gotta say after seeing so much of their programming aimed at teens I thought this was sincere for about the first half of it. The camera work, outfits, dialogue delivery, everything was perfectly spot on. Thank you so very much, made my day.

  • I agree, if Christians were in control nothing would be produced outside of America, everything would be hand made by black slaves. Good ol' America

  • gotta love a troll

  • @theraptureright sorry i did not born in America... Currently I`m studying 3 Languages at the same time, so maybe I did not noticed how I Spelled that word, my main Language is Hebrew so you cant kill me for this little mistake.... believe me its very hard to Argue with people in other Languages...

  • why are they dressed like idiots??

  • @theraptureright haha wow a Christian cursing?? OMG(or lack of)do Christians always respond so hostile? The atheist you commented didn't use any fowl language at all. in fact i would assume he was the one with more morals out of you 2 "you are fucking their shit up" "pretty fucking critical" "It's just a fucking award" Maybe you're just an angry little cuss?

    doesnt your Bible say something about that?

  • Yes, blame the Atheists, every thing is there fault. Lol this vid is probably meant to be comedy.

  • @9Russian11 i hope so!

  • This can't be real, these guys are too stupid.

  • Love the religious propoganda.

  • haah jesus

  • Stupid cunts.

  • I feel like my brain was raped by this video. Ah... it hurts. Ow. 

  • This makes me want to kill myself. Soo stupid.

  • @sweetsweatyfeet I'm still not sure if they know how insanely byble-thumper they sound (except for that hillbilly JesusFreak calling Heaven's answering-service)

    Just in case, The Cause of the Recession is ALL HUMANITY'S GREED. i.e. wanting to have more than you can give for it.

  • All successful parody fools some people into thinking it's true. Spinal Tap, Spaghetti Harvest etc.... The absolute WRONG thing to do in parody is to metaphorically wink to the audience to make sure that the least among us isn't fooled.

  • Damn you guys and that other atheist Edward current both got me with these jokes, its so hard to distinguish between them because fundamentalism in itself is a joke.

  • Okay - I admit it - I was fooled by it!

  • @WINTHEWAR124 Yea, thats almost as true as this video.

  • Oh god I lol'd completely.

  • Poe's law is coming in to effect - I can't tell whether or not you're serious.

  • I first I thought this was serious and I was fucking pissed off at the ignorance of it. Then I saw the hillbilly make a prayer call to Evan.

  • All hail Satan. The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!

  • I really hope this isn't serious. it seems like a joke but im not sure

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  • HAHAHAHA!!

    At least the Jews didn't get blame this time. LMFAO

  • You, sir, are an EPIC poe!

  • Ha, has NOTHING to do with Bush, hes a fuckin dombass

  • At first, I was shocked by this video, but then as I watched more or it, and realized it was satire, I laughed.  Very amusing.

  • @PixiKitty

    You couldn't tell from the title?

  • Blame Atheists for the recession? Well, replace Atheists with Jews and it may sound like a history lesson.

  • LOL This is fucking corny! crazy Christians... im still not sure if this was fake due to all the fucking stupid things Christians have said before "thank god im an atheist" :P

  • @Scerab Its a parody :)

  • My mum dragged me into a christian store once, it was the scariest experience in my entire life.

  • and zer1386: the concept of religion has been the biggest plague on the earth in the existence of anything, bigger than the bubonic plague or than hitlers kill count by a mile: it is documented that from just historically acurate and very precise wars, that religion has caused the deaths of 809million people to our best knowledge

  • if this is a serious video, then i don't even know what to say, this proves nothing at all towards the existence of a god or even lowering the credibility of atheists, in fact, it does quite the opposite: it lowers the credibility of christians and helps to prove that there is no god because of it. good job at that boys... however if this is a parody then my bad, you can disregard that...

  • I (an atheist) blame irrational individuals in charge, people like yourselves who feel the need to spread their bigotry and hatred. Have you read any books by Richard Dawkins? I am doubtful that you would understand any of it anyways because it is SCIENCE. SCIENCE which you have to thank for things like YouTube and medicine. Surely you would not refuse medicine if you were dying? If you respond to this message, please do so in a polite way because I feel that you are only able to spew hatred.

  • freemasons did it

    not atheists

    even thought freemasons are atheists , they're not the samee atheists like thunderf00t or tj.

  • Reading the comments this is sattire you fooled me for about 20 seconds lol... Guess we should be glad the religious can't run unchained in a manor in which they desire or we could be in trouble.

  • I hope this video is a joke, because it sure seems like one.

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  • This is hilarious. I hope this is a joke, but christians are stupid enough to make a show like this. It looks like a sketch from Tim and Eric

  • you idiots are fascist and no shit.

  • You think only atheists buy stuff that's made cheap? Please stop being so hypocritical.

  • These people are religulous fascists! They threatened to take judicial action against me for thrashing their comments!

    It's ok for them to make stuff up and trash various people or work but if you do the same then they report you to all these so called christian authorities that work with the law.

  • You guys are pretty good.

    You are doing a parody, right?

  • People like this make me sad to say I'm a Christian. Please whoever watches this note that this is their view and not the view of the Christian Community. I apologize that people who say they are Christian can throw blame around like this and I humbly ask that you forgive them.

  • This is a joke, amigo.

  • What aught to make you sad to be a christian is that this was a satire and you weren't able to figure that out! Apparently, just like your inability to see that the bible is JUST A BOOK written by alot of scared, unsure indidviduals who were trying to figure the world out 2000 years ago and they did what was natural for that time, made up stories that they THOUGHT was an explenation for there fears! They were the nearest thing to science in there times!

  • @TwelveTables

    thanks, man. i'm an atheist, and i'm glad there is people who can understand other people's beliefs. it's great to know that even if i'm not a believer, there is somebody who is and doesn't contradict himself all the time. atheists don't care if somebody is Christian or not. if there is anybody who knows about the equality of respect to beliefs everyone deserves, it's an atheist.

  • @TwelveTables Satire. Obvious satire.

  • This is what christians actually believe.

    I lol'd.

    But you really shouldn't encourage them.

  • these guys swear like they make a difference, ha!

  • I feel like a Jew in 1930s Germany; I had no idea I was that powerful

  • i actually think all you are is a joke. you post these things to stir up shit. quit trolling. go find a bridge stupid trollers

  • I HATE YOU PEOPLE.

  • Holy shit....you sound like Hitler trying to blame the Jews... O.o.

    I am an atheist and I'm not materialistic. Richard Dawkins has never said anything like that.....and I have morals you don't need a religion to have morals! AND YOU CHRISTIANS ARE IN CONTROL YOU GOD DAMN BUFFOONS!! and if you used religion we'd have WARS!!! BECAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WANT TO SPREAD YOUR IGNORANCE!

  • I hope this is a joke, because if it isn't... then wow. Fail.

    Christians don't care for what they do on Earth because hey, who cares about this life! And seriously, the whole "Yo, yo, yo" dressing in drag thing isn't going to help.

  • I was thinking WTF till they mentioned outsourcing prayers to India.

    fk I almost spit my coffee all over my computer.

    Great satire.

  • i started watching this video thought it was funny lol (btw am atheist) but after a while it got al serious kinda which kind of makes u think its serious and they mean what they say but you gota remember its a joke lol. i kno this is prob what happened to many

  • atheist are idiot i agree with you on that but come on you guys are idiots heaven being hurt by the recession really ok damn ass fuck

  • prair to make sure food is safe damn

    you guys suck we got to meet and chat ok

  • Its spelled prayer.

  • Why are you pinning this on us? We have no leader. You don't even know what you are talking about. We don't think that we should do as much harm as we can. We think that since we have so little time, we should help as many people as possible. George W. Bush did this to us, don't you see? I don't know what else to say, because I speak very little Nonsense.

  • I seriously hope this is a joke.

    You guys have not met every athiest on this planet, therefore, you can not make the statement that they are all evil. I know plenty of athiests, and they are not bad people!! We all have our opinions!

  • uuummm.......is this a joke? no realy is this a joke? if this is not then well... ok

  • lmao! u guys got me good! i thought u were serious

  • are their names corey and trevor? they are definitely as stupid as a corey and trevor i know from a good show... lol sorry i know this is satire jk

  • Is this a joke?

  • lol at the Richard Dawkins graphic

  • Well I'm not even going to view this video because of the ridiculous title. My 6 year old brother is smarter than these idiots. I watched your "Religulous" boycott. You guys classify yourselves as "christians" however I believe its ridiculous how much judgment you have for others. To be honest I believe you guys are gay for one your beliefs, second your fucking clothes look at what your wearing. Thirdly your research is bogus you never have a valid argument and religion is bullshit.

  • turkboy69, there joking!

  • Doesn't understand what satire is?

  • yea fuck atheists we need more good Christians running this country like the George W. Bush and Sarah Palin...

  • @WINTHEWAR124 hahaha good christians wouldnt start wars or support them. thats that modern day douche bags that use the name of God to influence weak minded people.

  • @WINTHEWAR124 No, what we need is an secular nation once again like it was founded upon, also we need religious people to mind thier own buisness and get out of politics and government

  • @WINTHEWAR124 Yeah i'm gonna curse out a group of people and show my ignorance by proclaiming to be a Christian! (even though my Bible told me its wrong to use fowl language!!) but its ok cuz we need more Christians Like Adolf Hitler was so we can kill millions of more people!! and WinTheWAR!!!

    what a Moron...

  • Hilarious! Keep it up! 5 stars!

  • i support u guys an youur movement

    ATHEIST=bad

    lol

  • Haha great acting

    Everyone knows religion is slowly destroying the earth

  • @SHAKEandBAKE938 But not spirituality be clear on that.

  • wow, is that your interpretation of a indian, changing your colour and faking an indian accent. wow real fucking racist

  • well, indian people generally DO have different colour skin to the makers of this video, and funnily enough if they're from india they will have indian accents- these are facts, not racism.

  • @MahkReeProductions Race is incidental to the parody. You wouldn't say that they're being racist against white people by faking a stupid Christian person's characteristics, would you? If tech support call centres were located in Scotland, not India, they'd likely show a white person with a Scottish accent.

  • your talking like dissenters...if you knew anything about our founding fathers your would know....they were athiests...read a book

  • I want that swayze t-shirt so much

  • i love how so many people think this is serious..ha. its a joke people...good job guys!!! once again a great vid

  • ahha hilarious.

  • I can't figure out if this is really good satire

    (aka redstate update), or really good marketing

    Funny Funny either way

    I hope it is performance art

  • This must be some sick joke

  • i'm an atheist and i'm not fucking greedy i volunteer at soup kitchens for homeless people and this is all bullshit it's george bush's fault he's a christian voted for OH GASP!!! fucking CHRISTIANS the iraqi war is pretty much what fucked up our economy you two are ignorant, annoying, and racist retards besides, importing and exporting is done by every country if we stop, we're fucked. and the recession wasn't made by me plus, no one FORCES you to buy shit made in china. so stop r-tards
  • ACTUALLY, the Clinton admin, forcing Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac to give loans to people who couldn't afford them was the main cause the recession.

    The war in Iraq just helped.