Wendy the Retard's best call ever

[pucksterz12]

Started off with Howard wanting phone sex from Wendy and ended up talking about her sticking a tomato up her ass and then eating it accidently. Pure genius.

[nirvfan81]

Haha I just put this vid on my page! Search Howard Stern Show Superfans on FB for more fun!

[lobelia2]

i'd go down on wendy.

[knoxklay11]

i can never eat a tomato again..

[jsicolts]

"When did he die?" When Wendy was born" ROFL



[smush48]

this is some funny shit.....i damn near dropped my blunt....lol..

[phendformyself]

Somebody RAPE me for cryin' out loud!

[AnceintWoods]

I think I died a little bit.

[takerdust]

i haven't seen a black cleaning woman in a long time. The only jobs I seen them at were behind a desk.

[sportluver45]

So nasty...but yet so funny..to think they think tht way...aaaaahhhh cat is nasty

[bernie205]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i cant lol

[Kimmirisk]

I miss Artie soooooooo much. Just to see and hear from him would be like Christmas .

[Shelver92]

ahhh, a little butt play!!

[southrules]

Artie sucked

[disgustika]

The tomato thumbnail was enough to make me click on this. LOL

[icatchrye]

When she said, "No, but I suck on my finger," I sprayed beer all over my monitor.

[horrorkid1977]

Hahahaha! I love Wendy, and this IS her best call.

[halo3gamehead]

fuckin nasty

[gadgetvsclaw]

"...I can never have a tomato again."

[Jorrun]

Dick the cat!

[dragonor01]

HELL YEA!

[250ericm]

Wendy the retard is great. This is definitly her best call

[rockerduff1231]

haha the cat's name is dick

[toddyfex]

i want you to mess around with my butt



[Devgru77]

How is this not in the radio hall of fame w/ like War of the Worlds and stuff? If I heard this while driving, I would've died in a flaming wreck.

[DeanBosse52]

Yup, My Cat's licking my butt. Yup. Yup. Yup. YEAHHHHHH it's me damn it. Yeahhhh. 

[bernie205]

i can't

[Staplesz]

"as soon as he could build something to get her to the roof"

[andreaxou]

I miss baby Gorrilla

[MarvelComics1985]

"It's your future kid."

[ElDuderino909]

This is so freaking wrong.

[chris812125]

"Not long!" LOL!

[rainbowglue2]

omg I love Arties laugh

[nickwade1]

"It still tasted like a tomato"

LMAO

[Shelver92]

Warning...I opened a box of goobers when this clip started and midway through spit them out like bullets because I could not control the laughter. Awesome stuff going on here with Wendy...classic Stern!!

[flazz684]

I believe her sister is a county sheriff

[SchuCrew69]

fdfds

[SchuCrew69]

Not long, jahhahahahah

[ElenaRN1]

"And for dinner I eat salad"....hilarious!

[kbrinks]

"With a hammer?" robin has some funny one liners once in a while haha

[theMissJackson101]

Someone told me years ago that retards are always horny, but I never bought that. Well, I do now....unfortunately.

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

also howards moan at the beginning is disgusting.

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

Howard: "ahh a little butt play huh?" rofl i love this show

[PlethoraXofXThoughts]

Howard: "ahh a little butt play huh?" rofl i love this show

[jamariquoi2]

Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yup, Yup Yup. LOL, how artie was mocking wendy "YUP"

[EGarrett01]

Watching these videos was the first time I've actually SEEN Wendy, whereas before I just listened to her. She sounds really adorable on the phone, nice voice and seems like such a good sport. Obviously, it's the best of both worlds not seeing her. Not that she's totally disgusting but...just best to listen to.

[knoxklay11]

howard: you want me to bang you and your mom? yes. You want me to bang both of you?  yes! Ohh my goodness

[jamariquoi2]

nice- sick pervs. that's just crazy. LOL

[jamariquoi2]

Nice- you sick pervs!

[lobelia2]

haahah

[Akalack]

i prefer dogs over cats when it comes to butt lickin...cats tongues are too rough...

[YellowPlanet89]

I'd fuck Wendy

[MetallicaFan035]

Lol I can just imagine her saying, Stickin ma finger in ma pussy. YUCKY

[lesidhe]

Does anyone else NOT think she's kidding about just everything she's sayin' "yes" to, including the cat...???

[glib11]

man, i forget how much better the show is with artie in attendance.

[Hopeful71]

How am I suppose to fap to this?

[clutchcrippler]

someone should fucking exterminate this retard... fucking nasty.

[wazzylolwut]

Ugh. LOL I cant eat tomatoes ever again now FML.

[Vanrocco66]

LOL! ... "Thank God your Mom escaped!" ..... Funny stuff!

[729Drew]

"Dick the cat"

lol holy shit the voicemail of her drunk is award winning radio.

[seismotronik]

the thing thats sad is genetically wendy wasnt meant to be retarded but when she was born the umbilical cord was wrapped around her neck and cut off oxygen, she said that in another call but these are the funniest bits ever, and Ill never look at a tomato the same way again haha

[seismotronik]

Yup, my cat is lickin' ma butt!

[DarnLevel]

my boner went away! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[FreeBlago1]

i will come right inside her retarded tight little meat cave

[wachuneed]

My cat licks my butt too!!

[obomonus]

This girl has a heart of pure gold. Love hearing clips of her.

[rennyminou]

"And for dinner, I eat a salad..." Hahaha!

[Kikujirosan]

i'm gonna laugh so hard that i'll throw up just like wendy did the other day...lol. thanks for the upload.

[ValiumandDolls]

"The cat's licking your ass?!?!?"

[Lufnisfv]

Wendy is the most awesome retard ever.

[CQ1981331]

i sooooooooo wish i was at wendys house while she was naked running around the house

[OogieBoogie345]

"I ate it."

[SCoop923]

hey now!!!!!!

[clivebull1]

this is the lowest of the low

[ADAMTHENDERSON]

it was good...it taste like a tomato

[ADAMTHENDERSON]

retards gone wild!!

[thefriendsociety]

LOL your mom is gone, shes not there

Wendy: HELL YEA!

[lvl9001Troll]

yeaaaaaaaaaaa its me dammit

ME

what the fuck

yeaaaaaaaaaa

[nualbert41]

fred's reactions are priceless

[MrAvidLearner]

"not long"

[autumn999]

this is perhaps the funniest thing i've ever listened to.

Wendy for President!

[Kikujirosan]

@autumn999 you have to listen to the clip of her they played on 6/17/10, you'll laugh just as hard.

[bbrown8790]

my cats licking my butt

Artie: poor cat1

lmfao

[tigerwoodsondxm]

well i was hard ,,, not anymore .. YUCK

[pat413]

hahahahha "Yeoup"

[tfarcraw13]

YUP!

[bryanw91178]

LOL Dick the cat

[boardmurderer]

i don't think she is retarded... she's faking

[parsnickenny]

@boardmurderer She's not super-retarded. She has some intelligence. But she's not faking. Howard's crew researched her to make sure

[Mess0723]

i love arties laugh 6:15

[plumbercrack333]

do u want him to toss ur salad hahahahaha

[oeufgwoieu]

"do u make a lot of noise?".. "YES I DO!"

holy fuk this shit is funny

[CQ1981331]

wendy the retard drunk would be a party

[LutMejiaJ]

OMFGHBVAHSAHDG AHHh@#@@@G

[facebookisstupid]

hahahahaha sick

[CQ1981331]

@facebookisstupid that brings new meaning to'''that tomato tastes like shit

[imblahhblahh]

i got hard when wendy said she overflowed the toilet

[RoadDogXVIII]

My thoughts exactly.

[greg5566]

Wendy is great, she's only mildly retarded, she knows what's funny and enjoys it. I love when there's a famous person on, and he asks Wendy, did he rape you? "Yes."

[CQ1981331]

@greg5566 mildly?lmfaooooooooooooo..i think its a little more than mildly

[cyeast97]

Wendy is sweet as shit.

[Trig242]

i just passed out

[Lvduggo69]

No realy she is retarded.

I'm going to hell 4 laughing at this vid.

[familyguybro78]

3:36 - FIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Trig242]

her voice mail was the fuckin cat's pajamas

[RoadDogXVIII]

Oh, and I love Artie's reactions. Price. Less. Price. Less.

[RoadDogXVIII]

What the F? There is no way a cat is licking her ass. She HAS to be putting it on. Otherwise, I agree with Howard. Thank God the mother isn't there to see that craziness!

[nickdastardly]

obviously she's putting him on. she knows this kinda stuff amuses howard and his audience, it's not like she's retarded...oh wait...

[IKillYouWhenYouSleep]

lol If you were really hot, this would be hot.

[HaandBanana]

It tasted like a tomato. LOL!

[JohnnyPunani]

"How long does it take to eat those two pies?"

'not long'

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[therealmadwombat]

LOVE the pic of Artie at 1:07!!! That was probably exactly how he looked at that second!

[zoopu]

Wendy is soooo hot.

[fredintr]

....gotta love Wendy

[365to173repubsPWNED]

this is so fucking hilarious i almost choked to death

[Dibrini]

Maybe Wendy can take over for DJ AM's club dates now that he's passed on.

[RazrKlaw]

I wanted to listen to this call til around 1:50 when she says that her cat is licking her ass... I threw up in my mouth.

[moviemaster02]

Haha This shit is priceless

[bobbystj]

artie is going to die lol

[JustinBlazzzee]

since when is wendy a horny retarded whore

[ks6n]

i love it when artie cracks up!!! and wendy is so gross it's funny!!!!!!!

[jessicaelmaleh]

"Retard's gone wild" LMAO

Wendy is the best

[pesser]

ROTFL THIS BITCH IS OF HER ROCKER

[1844Freddy]

"Then I want you to...mess around with my BUTT!!"

[loudepalma]

"not long "was the best answer ever given to the question how long does it take to eat 2 large pizzas with everything

[Rooboner117]

Alright weres wendy!?

[jimvo]

this is the funniest shit ever.

"my cat is licking my butt" rofl

[Jaaaaam]

The funniest thing to me in this is Artie in the background saying "I can never eat a tomato again".

[MrHairyNutz]

Like his fat ass ever ate any veggies.

[UBABYGORILLA]

"What a bundle of joy"....I love that Baby Gorilla!

[brianutsz]

yaup

[Ramble1212]

I was jerking off so hard to this

[Jeweetzeluf187]

@Ramble1212 yeah i was jerking it to ...her cat is so hot.

[marcifein]

Tomatoe Juice !!!!

[nameismymike]

haha...i feel so bad hahaha

[seismotronik]

man ive gotta get satellite radio i miss howard he always made my mornin haha

[MetallicaFan035]

@seismotronik yes lol I miss when he was on E channel.

[erato99]

We need more Wendy on the show...

[kbudz]

i agree. but the problem is that she always asks for money and annoys howard. they let her do the show's twitter the other day...it was great!

[saruman84]

Give Wendy a full hour show.

[1984IcameandIstayed]

another of Howard's fringe friends:)

[huntermccartyney]

It still tasted like a tomato. :o

[tonyyay420]

KROK SUCKS NOW howard kept it going o&a blow ass the suck donkey cum

[robson1027]

my cat's licking my butt... hahahahaha

[ableedingcorpse]

I remember when this happened and I nearly crashed. It was hilarious.

[nsewx]

lol

[mariajacks77]

yep yep

[wblstudios]

I <3 WENDY

[joetheEVILmidget]

wheres my retard at !!

[KandiCox]

I wonder what it'd be like to have Howard as your dad.

[CiaoCucin]

"poor cat"..."yup"

[hackett152332]

Televised sucide on TV? I think your mistaken, back up your word shit face

[mardepz]

lol hackett... ra ra ra retard

[joetheEVILmidget]

i really feel like blowin' my mind out

god effen dammit !!!

[vampirehunterme]

omg. their right, nothing funnier than a drunk retard.

[hackett152332]

this is disgusting, only in america would they put such horrid shit on radio

[jgasp]

its not radio its sirius moron

[Dibrini]

Didn't they just air footage of a suicide on TV in the UK a few weeks ago?

[ACDCROCKS135]

You people televise people committing suicide so I'd stop talking.

[Letsgodevils44]

2 large pepperoni pizza with everyone on it and cheese crust!

[Dibrini]

Don't forget about the salad for dinner!

[justinbluehall]

"My face was red after I got it all out."

[ZuuLSpAcEmAn]

The cat's licking your ass? Yup!

[Dibrini]

"Poor Cat." (Artie Lange)

[milncoln]

*gags*

man... funny as hell, but gross man

lol!

thx for postin bro

[gynjersnap]

yes I do

[erato99]

Wendy needs more airtime

[billionkek]

go ask ya mom can you have phone sex -bwhahahah-