"The Vic & Helen Show" : Sixty Seconds to Live

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Soldiers MUST answer for their crimes against the citizens of the nations that they illegally wage war in. Be it humbling and nice that we're able to fill our day with those things that we enjoy.

[ParadiseOnLand]

Cowards find their strength through anonymity within the mob. Americans claim to be against the Iraq war, in that this war destroys children, families, hope, amity, opportunity.

[EasingDifficulties]

It's very consoling that there are so many policemen who are concerned for our safety.

[KenyanObama]

Most public beaches have banned bathing attire. This is indecent. Nubile, young women romping around in their birthday suits, while engaged in wholesome family fun, is wrong.

[procommenter]

(1) JANET JACKSON'S FOOTBALL-SHAPED ORBS—I went to the stadium to see Janet's breasts and a football game broke out. It was no accident that these football teams were milking Janet's appearance to get exposure for their sport @ the expense of Miss Janet's tawny delights. Once, while courting, Miss Jackson & I double-teamed against brother Tito & sister Rebbie in a banned African blood sport that pitted mixed couples against fearsome odds. Janet whipped out her competitive spirit, & one of

[procommenter]

(2) her nays, @ the last moment in a successful effort to confuse Tito & Rebbie. Needless to say Janet & I emerged victorious. Later that day Lena Horne withdrew her support for Janet's bid to play the lead in an upcoming Lena Horne bio-pic. That evening Janet & I retired to our Winnebago for a night of hot loving.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

"Professor" Richard Dawkins stands for non-reading naysayers who believe that demeaning the Faith of their parents elevates them. Dawkins stands for empire & totalitarianism. The metaphysical world is a force to be reckoned with regardless of the dogma & icons envenerated by the typical, indelibly-marked & pierced, functionally-illiterate "atheist."

[KenyanObama]

Gasoline & turpentine has worked to completely remove the psoric lesions from my knees & elbows.

[procommenter]

Why has no citizen the foresight to wear a helmet when confronting riot police? Wear boots, a helmet, a long-sleeve shirt. Dress as you would for hiking.

[KenyanObama]

Let us be afraid because somehow little Afghanistan: a desolate, 3rd-world country devoid of a navy, of an air force.. a country whose people are currently as technologically-advanced as when Moses delivered the Commandments, could destroy the United States.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Mica {that's what I called him} told me that he & Brooke Shields were crazy-mad in love with each other, but that in the end his virile demands were more than this 6-foot feminine bundle of raw nerve & courage could handle.

[KenyanObama]

Old fuzzball Waller Grointite used to stick his fragrant butt out bus windows and yell: "Ass burn, ass burn!"

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Siegfried & Roy: one is gay

and the other is a homosexual...

[procommenter]

The human intellect isn't expansive enough to fathom the workings & impetus of things metaphysical.

[EasingDifficulties]

Hurry quickly...

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

Love belittles contemplation!

[procommenter]

Michael Jackson's death cannot take him away from us. His Spirit is eternal. Wherever we go, as he promised: "I'll Be There." Sometimes when I'm alone sleeping, or in bed with a couple thousand hot chicks, I think of Marlon, I mean Michael...

[procommenter]

Michael Jackson was a self-loathing defiler. He defiled his face, he defiled boys. He mocked gender, fatherhood & decency.

[ThingsBetweenTimes]

E.E. Cummings (e.e. cummings) did not use upper-case letters claiming artistic license. Posthumous editions of his uninspired poesy are in proper form {with capital letters}.

[procommenter]

"The Vic & Helen Show"; Amygdalin cures cancer; Sonny without Cher; Frank SINatra; Thripp; King Kong Bundy; Teresa Teng is Deng Lijun; gasoline; explosion, Tony Dow, and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver

[ParadiseOnLand]

Only the queen may confer privileges.

[procommenter]

Merriam-Webster {the PUBLISHER of reference books, DICTIONARIES, compiled by scientists of languages} defines CONJECTURE, SUPPOSITION, THEORY & POSTULATION as being synonyms to one another.

[procommenter]

Und das Lied bleibt schon.

[procommenter]

Human babies, born & unborn, are more valuable than eaglets, kangaroo rats & bear cubs.

[procommenter]

THE NEW J.T. PRODUCTIONS did a great job on this compilation.