THE ASHES 2006

[karlvorderman]

Check out the book 'The Ashes, 1945-2005, A Complete Record' by Tony Wagtar.

[lookyew]

'THE RAY CHARLES OF THE COMMENTARY BOX'. Will have to remember that one. I'm English and I was laughing from start to finish.

[illegalbadgerbaiting]

"He bowls to the left, he bowls to the riiiiiiiightttttttt, that Mitchell Johnson, his bowling is shite"

[RDKF13]

This is fucking awesome!

[football0698]

Paul Collingwood is the one!

[cowboyup6732]

someone needs to give billy birmingham a medal,he is so fuckin funny and whoever put this video together is a grade as well.

good job boys

[ImpatientLime]

can you hear the aussies sing?!?!? no! no!

[ukulazy]

ENGLAND!!!

[2kool4skool1994]

im english, you dumbass

[2kool4skool1994]

he blamed the umpiring for 05 ?! ok then. .  . come on the poms :)

[2kool4skool1994]

im such an idiot haha

[kipps2]

;-) Very funny.

It'd be even funnier if the oz lose to us poms this summer.

[momentofpride]

they probably are

[stickypaw]

this is absolutely epic.

healthy rivalry is great, but we all know who will win this year.

the poms!

[IanGorton]

Very wide. It's a wonder it wasn't a no ball for bowling off the pitch

[JERRYATRIX2]

I think that the 09 test series will be close the aussies are in a steep decline(sorry but true) and england are still a bit crap. neither team the best but it will be a good tight even series... I hope!

[tkw251070]

This is very funny... even as an Englishman I find it funny. If this was made by an Aussie it's a bit of a poke at both sides, how rubbish England were that series and a poke at your own commentators. Fair play.

Did you have to use the Harmy ball though?

[didakisgod]

absolute classic vid...........just marvellous!!!!

[doultree]

lol morgan freeman haha so..racist, yet so funny.

[Bronzey57]

Why was it "racist"?

[ian21stfox]

total crap ! grow up you asshole !

[Gabpopp]

Morgan Freeman, classic, lol

[bendoor]

LOL at Bill Lawry impersonation. I like the healthy rivalry between the Aussies and Poms. Much better than the abusive, whinging circus that often ends up with Indian matches! Looking forward to the next Ashes, hopefully it's a closer contest, wih the Aussies winning of course!

[scama1]

Fargin Brilliant!

[ASqUEe183722]

hmmm this seems to be very funny.

[ASqUEe183722]

Morgan Freeman!!! tht is a BRILLLLLIANT line.

[hobbo94]

LOL BRILLIANT! awesome impersonations.... the aussie sounds a right TWAT! lol Gurd stuff!

[ASqUEe183722]

did u find this because of me?

[hobbo94]

lol yeh boi

tis brilliant

[ASqUEe183722]

hav u seen the comment i left on ur page?

[ash123431]

This is really funny,couldnt stop laughing...best impersonations ive heard,in a long long time.

[liverpool80000seater]

i pronounce you dead,thats rubbing it in,

[liverpool80000seater]

that music is channel 9 and it was played in the 1981 ashes

[liverpool80000seater]

im from england and i apolagise to the australian public for that

[bristolsteve]

Maaaarvelous

[perkele0079]

I jussst have this sneaking suspicion that Australia are going to wipe England like a dirty arse. :D

[Lankman23]

good job :)

[acesixshooter333]

I am english and proud of it but this is great! I AM A HUGE BILLY BIRINGHAM FAN. and for any other billy birmingham fans out there you should understand this and how funny it is. STICK THAT UP YOUR ARSE TONY GREGG

[IanGorton]

Nice to see an Englishman seeing the funny side of it. I agree "Stick That Up Your Arse Tony Greig ya pigeon toed wanker"

[ravvi99]

youngguns, people like you are the reason no one likes australia. I mean what a great put down - you've got shit weather, jesus get a life mate.

[youngguns29]

you poms are just jealous your country is so shit and cold.have a look at your beaches,what a joke!!!!!!..

[04callwilk1]

that is awesome mate(y)

[michaelandtpain]

man this is crazy aussie talk mate!

[sumthingstrange]

ha joshgroom bro you are my idol.... christ these english supporter deserve their throat cut.... and nick maxwell from collingwood!

[sussexbysea]

Alright then I`ll play up to your Pommie stereotype seeing as you can't cope with anything else like er a compliment and say see you in 2009 you cocky and over-confident Aussies.

This is why it was so lovely to beat you fair and square and as your skip acknowledged then that we were the better side in 2005.

Pity it's not infectious among some of the oz fans too - some humility and graciousness.

How is Sally Fletcher in Home and Away so nice and yet still an Aussie?!

[irlewy86]

Bring on 2009!!!! It will be gold to see the poms eating more humble pie

[bgussey]

Haha, great video.

[AuzziePride5885]

fuckin oathe we caught u on a bad day

[sussexbysea]

You caught me on a bad day with the first comment - my apologies.

However much I find this video funny I just found the comment re 2005 as being a miracle completely not right as I was there at Old Trafford when England notched up 280 for 6 and witnessed the bird Ponting and Warne got as they tried to slow England's momentum with a slow over-rate and tardy field placings.

Poor sportsmanship from a desperate skipper and star bowler on that day and we had you then on the ropes.

5-0-welldoneOz.

[emus13]

Fuck you pommy barstard, look who's best in the world at cricket now mate, obviously was a fluke, you wanker

[sussexbysea]

Fuck off you aussie cunts.

No way was 2005 a miracle - we won fair and square.

Now fuck off and die like good chaps.

[daniel3203]

oi man u got serious problems.. just cause australia is way betta than u poms in cricket

[CYBORGchimpish]

What does Pom mean?

Pompous?

Or something worse?

[daniel3203]

lol well it means an english person, so if u say he is a pom, he is from england

[CYBORGchimpish]

Ahh...so it isn't too bad.

Thanks for telling me!

[pnesam07]

dirty convicts will be taught another lesson in 2009

[youngguns29]

yeah what ever pom pom your going down 5 nil!!!...the only problem is i don't think much cricket will be played because your country is so so shit it will be raining the whole of the 5 tests!!!get that up ya, your country is shit have you ever seen the sun???????????????????????????­??????

[perkele0079]

We're not all convicts. Some of us are of immigrant stock from the British Isles and continental Europe. I'd rather be a dirty convict than the inbred chavs you have overrunning your dank, grey cities and towns.

[flowerfingers]

atleast we aint little softies

like you

[perkele0079]

What the fuck are you on about?

[gibsonkid69]

this is awesome! very good!

[scama1]

Clever, well done!!

[VICTIMofSYDNEY]

Ponting we lost to INDIA in perth,coz we played fair n square,no help from umpires either,we wud like to improve on those area,Malcom Speed u sud come for aussie rescue being aussie,or we will find hard to beat even Canada& kenya

[joshgroom]

i have never seen a sporting nation cry about being beaten more than india.  even when you get lucky enough to win a game you're still crying. you got smashed in the first test & beaten in the second - i guarantee you will lose the fourth test... your poor sportmanship is an embarrassment.

[VICTIMofSYDNEY]

get life,

indian umpire gave lbw to last batsman in 1986 and match went tie,indians never cheats atleast in cricket,

i bet aussie will loose in adaliade,and if they loose then shut the fuck up for ever u moron

[joshgroom]

still crying, huh? if your team spent less time crying and more time practising you'd probably be pretty decent...

i foresee a river of tears after the aussies smash the indians in the fourth test...

victim of sydney? victim of stupidity.

[VICTIMofSYDNEY]

aussie will loose in adalaide too,this time by an innings

i am sure ur tears will be frozen

[Muff0]

What were you saying??? And What about your thrashing in the 20/20?

[Caddyroo]

who cares if ure aussie or english this is priceless

[hird12]

Learn to speak proper english you ass bender, i don't think the queen would be happy with the language used by ya filthy pommy maggot!! you should be ashamed of being a pom got pumped in the ashes 5-0, couldn't even qualify for euro 2008 ahahah PATHETIC, it's pommies like you that keep bar jokes coming and coming ahaha

[ilovekevin2]

shut d fuk up!!Dickless bastard ov every bullshit sweatny Asstralian dogg..Poontang is a total jakass...dat mothafuka vil neva b able 2 beat Vaughanie's glorious England .. even if d real sons ov raped bitch Porney&Mcgrath play......WTF has taken you cokneys..ova d moon by beating half-strength England side..??Porney is a faggot fucktard n dickless Roy kiss his scat ass..dats y Roy's lips..look lik a toilet..u cunts betta get ur arse off criket before England rips ur dick off !!NINCOMPOOPPPP

[joshgroom]

wow. it still hurts when you sit down, huh? 5-0 bitches... if you had any players worth making fun of - i would... but sadly, the english cricket team is little more than a joke. but hey, bangledesh are playing tests now - maybe you can try an beat them? unlikely. when you win 16 test matches in a row - for the second time - then talk shit - till then - go back to playing soccer with your mum.

[ilovekevin2]

..you son ov a bitch..Asstralian dogg has first barking shit here..dickless dogs..d way u jackass blabbered ur ass..was most ordinary..you clevand steamers vil neva able 2 beat Vaughanie's England......you'll see how Vaughan again roxx Punter's arse..in 2009..N' yeah mothafoker .. u dickhead talking abt 16 wins..LOL..Punter&Co. first licked Fucknor's scummy dick for dat..L.A.P.D..England is d spirit ov d game .. N' you cocksuckers r born .. only 2 spoil dat shitheads...

[joshgroom]

wow... for an englishman, you really struggle with the whole english language thing... i'm not going to get into a fight with you over whose got a better cricket team... that flimsy pack of jokers that call themselves the english cricket team aren't worth my time... plus winning a fight over the internet is like winning a race at the special olympics... you may have won, but you're still a retard. looking forward to smashing your team again 5-0 in 2009...

[StasCherry92]

good richie voice there!

[StasCherry92]

lol taking a boning

must hve hurt

[scoreboardpaddock]

No vaughan, no simon jones, no trescothick. Three of our most crucial players and they were all missing in this series. The 2005 series showed that when both teams were on form the gap in class was far less than in this series.

[danielletizi]

wipe england like a dirty arse

[mcbowlingball]

haha yeh u did but hav u dum aussies not noticed u win em but u dont get 2 keep the real ashes so wipe us or not u dont get anythin 4 it

[EbeardFilms]

haha this rips yours dom. this makes you look like a retart actually.

[messiahofdesire]

Ur the retart - accept the fact you got wiped!

[EbeardFilms]

wow, great way to spread the christmas spirit.

oh thats right, christmas in your house consists of your dad beating you up and then dressing you as a little girl and making you sit on his lap. then he invites your uncles over and they all get drunk and dress you up as a christmas elf and then get you to give them all their presents naked.

merry fukn christmas

[domtheriff]

dude thats awesome. You have the ashes dvd do u? I had to film the tv which gave that shithouse line across the screen. I did mine in a few hours one day when i was meant to be studying for the hsc haha. But man thats awesome, synchs up perfectly

[joshgroom]

thanks man... nah, i taped a couple of tests off the tv... instead of studying. then cut it up on my pc. i really enjoyed watching yours mate, great work... gotta love bitchslapping the poms and laughing while doing it...

[domtheriff]

ah k with a dvd recorder? thanks mate, i wouldnt mind doing it with a better game than cricket 2004 haha but yea. U did the UFO film clip?? Thats awesome man i saw that the other day on channel v and i was like ah thats pretty mad and then ur like ah yea i edited that lol good work man.

[joshgroom]

nah... crappy old vhs machine... then onto mini DV and into the pc... it was a bit of a mission... but good for a laugh... yeah - i did the UFO clip... it ended up being a bit of a shitfight between the band and the director... anyways... i reckon it came out pretty cool... very freakin weird but kinda funky... thanks for checkin out my other shit... you gotta post some more stuff man... looking forward to it.

[GitarStu]

You did a brilliant job with this dude! Well done! Its almost like they are really commentating that game. Splendid effort 5/5

[bombers05]

Great Vid!!

Got Him Yeeeeeeees

[milesofftarget]

Stunning work.

[wefinishthis]

When you have one of the greatest fast bowlers(McGrath), spin bowlers(Warne), keepers(Gilchrist), batsman(Ponting), opening partnerships (Hayden+Langer), a batsman with an average near Bradmans (Hussey), one of the best young talents (Clarke) and the fastest bowler in the world (Lee) all at home - fact is, you don't stand a chance and considering how well England played, they got smashed. England were up against quite possibly the greatest team ever and they were all in form.

[russellrahman]

morgan freeman lol

[adsy32]

im and england lad and i thought it was funny. dont matter how much any of you argue australia r the number 1 side in the world.

our cricket structure is not competitive enough.

[Grogan1988]

good on ya mate, dont ever stop being a proud english lad but facts are facts and australia is the best team in the world

[siddsingh12]

lol GOLD! amazing how it panned out perfectly...i wudnt even begin to imagine wat the 12th man wud say to that crap harmison ball!

[bond2121]

billy birmingham is a legend.

lmao he pwns the pommy bastards

[Skam127]

bet the 12th man didn't see that start coming.

[smooth1nz]

pommie pussies and aussie wankers

[elise000]

Gee... How long did it take you to come up with that clever comment???

[AddyGoose]

How satisfying to see the 'soap dodgers' go down 5-0. 4 years between Ashes series would be better. They don't deserve to play us every second year until they get some decent talent. (That's not imported).

[MalSmashFor6]

What, no scrotometer? ;)

[mattyreg]

Superb... love the comment about umpire Morgan Freeman! More 12th Man, please! :-)

[jazza0707]

Bit harsh, especially considering cricket isnt even our second sport

[Fwerd22]

Hahaha, brilliant.

[scubasteve3165]

sensational job mate..in fact marvellous effort all round

[shondirt]

wipe england like a dirty arse lol love it:)

[HawkyJason]

That footage was from the Third Test in Perth.

[bobstroni]

It does point out at the end that it is fictional, does it matter where it actually was, its still funny.

[noaa62]

I live in North America so am not familar with the game

of Cricket.One of the announcers actually said the word fuck during the live broadcast!!!!I just cannot understand how that Aussie TV network would tolerate that kind of foul language on the air without getting slapped with a huge fine.

[devileif]

If you are not familiar with this... why comment?

YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE COMMENTING ABOUT.

[noaa62]

There isn't any reason to be so nasty,I actually think Cricket is an interesting sport and was pleased that Australia won the 2007 Ashes tournment.Indeed I would love to be more familar with this sport.I was just commenting on the abusive language.You sure do have a different set of standards for broadcasting there than here in the United States and Canada where the networks in both countries would be fined heavily for permitting foul language on TV.

[bobstroni]

noaa62 - this commentary is not serious. Its an Australian comedian who does impressions. Please tell me you didn't think it was.

[noaa62]

My apologies.I really thought this was for real.I had never heard of this guy before.Hope to visit Australia one day.Would love to see your beautiful country for myself and learn more about the game of cricket for this is really an interesting sport.

[xkflash]

lol. just imagin if

[davodinkium]

marvellous effort that, really super stuff

[Colvie16]

who the fuck u callin english joshgroom???

im Aussie :D

but i jus said fuck this ;)

the 12th man is so old its bein Given away at KFC

[joshgroom]

whoa... uncanny. you do the best impersonation of an englishman i've ever heard. bitch, bitch, bitch...

[Colvie16]

fuck this

[joshgroom]

so good to hear from an english cricket supporter... good luck in the world cup... you're going to need it...

[danclarknz]

marvelous stuff that, marvelous!!

[CANARIE5]

Awesome, great work, would love to see/Hear some more!

[11tigers]

"get that up you he says" lol

[wt1391]

LMAOOO that was the funniest thing i have seen in a while!!

[blindspott81]

Found this after some mates found it. I had the same idea, but didn't have the footage, your editing is perfect, very well done. Came out even funnier than I thought it would! Great job - marvellous effort that!

[Binga81]

BRILLIANT JUST BRILLIANT!

[jaketepaa]

I like Bill Lawry the best he is just so funny.

anyway great video mate.

GOT HIM YES!!

[infokill]

haha nice one!!! GOLD

[sportsman0001]

maaarvelous effort that!

[burgess106]

absolute brilliance. i've always wondered what it would look and sound like over some footage. i love it!

[mabes12]

super effort!

[rowedogg69]

Do some more! A 12th man movie like that would be fuckin marvellous!!!

[b0redd]

Great job! Now lets see how long till Eduardo sends the Ch NEIN henchman around to persuade you to remove it! :D

[bigdan1985]

Well done mate! :D It fitted in so well!

[Giumelz]

hahah that was awesome, Marvellous effort that!

[spewbt1]

thats a funny looking gabba

[locosidesways]

FUCKING Brilliant top effort mate great film

[Lambo823]

Marvellous effort that.

[tomg2222]

thats absolutely marvellous!!!

[BigFreaks]

Awesome job done there, very skilled

[YMovie]

lol

[Nagraath]

Brilliant work.

[knights85]

Absolute classic!! Well done!!

[dessiedee]

quality mate

[fuzzbuzz]

great effort mate, most amusing, i hope there's more to come??would be great if billy bermingham did a dvd, could be so funny!! i love the 12th man! legend

[simorulzzz]

good video

[lukeakker]

haaha thats fuuny well done

[Lauder86]

hahaha... well done mate.

[Diehardsportfan]

Funniest 12th man album eva!!!!

[hachibeach151]

Classic. One of my favorites.

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