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  • SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAM!!!!!!!

  • What would have been better is rather than eric going out and killing those locusts. Leeroy should've ran out going ''LEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENNNNKINNNNS!!!!'' Oh and kill the sniper in the process without dying

  • 3:55 - 4:09 HAHAHAHAHHAHA POOR MATHEWS HAHAHA

  • voted best hospital... IN WHAT CIRCLE OF HELL THIS WOULD BE THE BEST HOSPITAL!!?!?!?!

  • doctor: we have to mputate it immediatly (pulls the chansaw)!!!

    mantus: OH MY GOD!!!

    hahahahaha best part hahahahaha lolololol

  • 3:30

    mantus:SAM GET ME OUT OF HERE

    sam:we cant leave mantus hes the only doctor

    mantus:I DON'T THINK HE IS A DOCTOR

  • THIS MAN IS NOT A DOCTOR!!!!!!

    😃

  • they are all good videos they seem to get funnier and funnier by the episode

  • why not use hoffman for the commander

  • @charlotteshubby That's what I was thinking but think of it... they have to se his mouth alot..

  • h=How come he only uses ben carmines for the cogs?

  • @TheCountCrumpet Beacause ben has the normal COG helmet.Anthony's helmet is custom.

  • @tuxandashotty why don't they use anyone else, marcus, dom baird cole etc

  • Doctor:*pulls out bullets*

    Mathes:*screams in pain*

    Doctor: HAHA just like Russian school girl~!

    lol XD

  • HEY GUYS GUESS WOT GEARS OF WAR 3 CAME OUT!!!!!!

    look at the date of this comment

    (im such a douchebag)

  • this man is not a doctor! help me!

  • 9 days for gears of war 3!

  • @demonn56 Now just a week im so excited : )

  • @S1l3ntagent209

    That's right. I'm playing through both gears 1 and 2 in anticipation

  • @martinzalle cool i replayed the campains onhardcore then failed insane mode

  • I really like how one of the Gears in the hospital is just abunch of peices hahaha

  • hospital's spelled wrong! Voted Best Hospita!....no L? wtf

  • @LPzack96 It's a small l, lol

  • @fuglsang lol your right looks like theres a space in between!

  • this remids me of r v b

  • this place is a dump!

  • houli hell mathes

  • i like turtles

  • All he has to do now is say LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNN­NKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINSSSS

  • thoes are a lot of carmines

  • heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee issssssssssss not a docter sam saaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

  • IRONY at its best. The banner says "Voted Best Hospital".

    Sam: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!

  • that is medical joke. no morphine.

  • i hate machinima nowadays. These videos are funny and well worth watching along with freemans mind and other great series, yet now they have stupid videos and i don't even like watching them.

  • What's with all the "FINISH HIM" thingies on all of machinimas videos?

  • we must amputate..... IMEDEATLY!!!!! OH MY GOD!! LOLOL

  • Did anyone notice that Bilsic sounds like ball sack?

  • my favorite charater is jimmy XD

  • 3:02 was the best part of my day XD

  • HA! you scream like russian school girl! 8)

  • @Cresstify That's right, it's not like he get's paid everytime one of his video's is viewe.........oh wait. HE DOES!

  • You have some explaining to do!

    Well one of my men was a complete retard and couldn't take out a sniper with 20 sniper shots

  • @scorcher0 Standard COG uniform

  • it's mort the jew

    

  • :D My real name is Neilson ( pronounced like everybody is calling him :D)

  • if 2pac was alive he would buy gears of wqr2

  • this place is a dumb

  • i've seen a lot of bad machinima series...

    thank god this aint one of them

  • lol voted best hospital

  • How did they lose 9? I counted 7 seven who were killed.

  • @shellshocker777 Did you count Parkman in the episode 1 opening credits and the guy that blows up behind Leroy in episode 2? ;)

  • 4:46 they do in Warcraft3

  • we have medicen women anything you will ever need

  • doc:hmm this must be treated immdentaly!!!mathis:OH MY GOD!!!

  • 2:15 really good editing and it looks quite real as in the game not real life

  • Nelson is a steriotypical jew XD

  • wait how could he be camanding officer for 3 yrs when gears 2 been out for 2 yrs

  • we amputate now. -pulls out chainsaw- lol best part

  • Mt sisters friend make these videos

  • WHAT CIRCLE OF HELL WOULD THIS BE CONSIDERD THE BEST HOSPITAL

  • so everyone is carmine? lol even the doctor lol...

  • PLEASE READ DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT PLATFORM THIS IS ON AND WHAT GAME SETTINGS TO HAVE NO HUD OR ANYTHING TO RECORD??? PLEASE HELP!!!!

  • @xMoDzProductions xbox 360, and theres an option to turn off the HUD in the menu

  • @phycobean239 put the game in no gore then make get right in front of the bed shoot him with shotgun then he does a back flip then he lands in the bed but then use something else to make his head move

  • 0:01 YOUR WELCOME!!!

  • voted best hospital my ass!

  • the blood makes me throw up

  • Ronny rules!

  • fish sticks lolololol

    

  • "u'd better come with me leeroy, this isn't gonna be good" LOL

  • 'This place is a dump!'

    lolled on that so much

  • "AHHHHHHH!!!!! help me!!!!! this man is NOT a doctor!!"

    "you cry like Russian schoolgirl"

  • THIS MAN IS NOT A DOCTOR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • LEEEROYY JENKINSS!!

  • We must amputate IMMEDIATELY!

  • how did u get him on the bed

  • @thatmw2noob Photoshop and movie magic, but mostly Photoshop.

  • it must be hard getting mathis into the bed

  • "you lost 9 guys ahh fishsticks"

  • we must amputate IMMIDIATLEY!!!!

  • Ha, it kinda sounded like "Neelson" said "Stupid Jew" instead of "Stupid jerk" #LOL

  • my name is also nelson... the only logical explanation is that my life is a machinima...oh...my...gawd

  • Why d all the Gear machinima's have only B. Carmine? Never A Carmine or any other character

  • @VanDam08 I don't think it was possible to make machinima using the original Gears game, hence no A Carmine. It's not exactly easy in fact to make machinima in gears 2, which is why there are so few made. Unlike Halo, which includes a theater feature making machinima relatively easy to make.

  • @VanDam08 As for the other characters in the game, well, you have to either portray them as who they actually are, or ask the audience to accept who the writer wants them to be. By using B Carmine, the writer can make the faceless soldier anyone he wants them to be. Hope that helps explain.

  • @graficdav Yeah, but why dont they use A. Carmine. He is unlockable in gears 2. So why not use 2 different carmines.

  • @VanDam08 Hmm, I did not know A Carmine was un-lockable. Anyone from DotSwoof like to comment on that? It surely would add more dimension to the series if you could use more than just B Carmine.

  • @VanDam08 There are a lot of technical reasons why we don't, since not everyone that films with us has unlocked Anthony Carmine, it's just easier to stick with Ben Carmine overall. Plus, that was the look that Gears 2 gave their general infantry. That's not to say that we'll never use the A. Carmine model down the line though.

  • @DotSwoof Well I hope you guys do. Nobody else uses him. It would like something special to see both Carmines kill Locus like the guys in Army of Two. Keep up the awesome vids

  • You Scream Like Russian Schoolgirl

  • HMM this wound is bad WE WILL HAVE TO OPERATE IMMIDITLY

    OMG

  • lol nelson... they got that straight from rockos modern life "fish sticks" haha

  • @wutevaidowutiwant "I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous..."

  • @DotSwoof lol its really been a while since I seen that show.

  • 2:11 Haha that guy isnt even hurt. Hes completely mutilated into a slab of meat.

  • que transa

  • Were in the hospital this place is a dump.

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

  • Nelson sounds like that ginger Jewish guy off family guy... Think his names Mort?

  • You know what would be funnier? If they had one character that was gay!! XD

  • hmm, yes this wound is bad, we must amputate IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

    lol

  • how to he get in the hospital bed?

  • @onecubanito very expensive special effects.

  • answer this:

    Would you trust your life to Dr. Madman here?

  • @2112conan mabey...

  • @2112conan NO!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol

  • ROFLMAO at the doc!!! XD

  • "hm this wound is bad we must amputate imedealty" "OH MY GOD" XD

  • @XMEATWADXx its spelled immediately.

  • @XMEATWADXx sounds like a civil war doctor

  • The only thing that I don't like about this is that I can't tell who anyone is because they all have the same carmine character. Apart from that this is brilliant! 5*

  • Well all the characters have their own distinctive weapon, so that it is not that hard to tell who is who:

    Leeroy: Shotgun

    Sam: Sniper Rifle

    Ronny: Golden Lancer

    Captain Bilsik: Boltok Pistol

    Jimmy: Lancer

    Doc: Snub Pistol

    Nelson: Hammerburst

    And mathis has been in the hospital in most of the episodes, so he doesn't need one xD

  • Oh right. That'll help. Thanks dude

  • @FrancoBoca manthis has a lancer

  • @FrancoBoca wait so these are the guys real names or is that just the weps they have

  • @maxpoo98 both

  • @maxpoo98 both

  • @FrancoBoca How did they get the golden lancer anyhow?

  • @urgal1543 the game of the year edition of gears of war 2

  • @FrancoBoca he uses the gorgon pistol XD

  • @PUN117 It's boltok. gorgon is the one with burst fire capability(which only uses a bullet).

  • lol you scream like russian school girl

  • @halofan4lifee In Soviet Russia...School Girl scream like you.

  • "We must amputate immediately" xD hahahaah

  • "he tried to bait a sniper, wonder how he got and idea like that hehe" lol

  • =3 funnyyyy

  • Hm, Clever CG.

  • wut does "=3" mean???

  • @chrisakanolook Its A Chibi Face.

  • = are eyes. Just really long cartoony style.

    3 is the mouth, making a smile- You know what just use your goddamn imagination.

  • @chrisakanolook its show on youtube

  • @chrisakanolook Equals 3 lol.

  • ah aaaaaa fishsticks

  • =3 is funnyyyy

  • lol there's a lot of =3 fans commenting

  • thats funny this mans not a doctor

  • will there b more

  • dont like this :c

  • nelson reminds me of kyle's cousin from south park

  • whens the next vid

  • why they all b carmine

  • why not?

  • cause b carmine wears standard issue armour like other normal soldiers so it makes them look like ordinary soldiers

  • what does the docter do to him?

  • this a good video!!! but I don't think that I like to go to THAT "hospital"

  • boo

  • 2 camels in a tiny CAR!!!!

  • @sonichero3k6 SQUAIDS

  • @3OH3FORLIFE I got the cure!

  • You scream like russain school girl...XD

  • hoffman needs to be the dude

  • I liked the doc more then the normal dudes lol.

  • this isgreat voice acting

  • Ha the doctor is the best!!

  • "You scream like russian schoolgirl!"

    Best part of this episode

  • eh it's ok but it makes me want to watch red vs blue all over again for some reason

  • finnaly ep 5 ^^

  • these episoades are good :)

  • wow I was waiting a lot for this video to come!!! thanks machinima!

  • OMG that was a sick mass efect 2 add

  • lol thats great cause soldiers grow on trees

  • "Yer not gonna die.... Not like Eric!"

    XD Awesome.