“Morning Sir.” “Mo'ning; What'cha got?” “Cash4Clunkers was a HUGE success!” “It was?” “Oh Yes Sir! With all of the money we borrowed from China to buy cars from Japan & Korea; Their economies are Right Back on Track!” “So?” “Don't you see Sir? Soon they'll Buy Up all of OUR available Real Estate; It's called Trickle Down Sir. And Sir, Please Make Sure you BOW when you meet them; they don't like shaking our hands.
The first-gen Dodge Durangos are pieces of shit anyway...my uncle had one and the air-conditioner kept breaking, plus the ride was rather harsh and rather truck-like even for an SUV.
There is no way that a small block Mopar seized that fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last magnum 5.2 I blew up had a nasty rod knock and 10psi oil pressure and still ran for over 30 minutes with no oil or coolant! And it was not an Obama clunker!!! I changed the motor for a 5.9. You would figure that a rich nigger like him would give these running vehicles to his Bill Cosby brethren in the ghetto not blow them up. This is a real scary world we live in now.
The warm-and-fuzzy Obama doll liberal Democrats hold dear to their hearts is revealed here to be--like a teddy bear or the Tooth Fairy--a fiction. Perhaps it is their way of suspending disbelief so as to remain on the ego trip that got this radical Leftist elected president. Many of them imagine fine and noble sentiments running through His divine mind when he learns of the damage he caused. Irrelevant! All that matters is the damage he caused. Wake the hell up, you damned, childish fools!
The Liberal Democrat in Chief is pissed. You, the American people, living your lives freely, have failed to fall into statistical patterns that please His sensibilities. C4C is only the beginning of how he will now have to use the force of government to secure his pleasure. First on his list of priorities is how he FEELS about the results of your behavior. Second on the list is that he make his wife proud of her country, who is also displeased by your excess. Shape up, America!!
They are pretty reliable cars. I have a Superchipped 2006 Durango and that truck outclasses and outruns everything in its class. Killer highway ride as well.
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Not since the days of the Pharisees have so few acquired so much power promising the people that THEY would control the weather better than the last guy did. We live in absurd and scary times!
fukin bitch assholes i have to rescue the dodge
jackwilliamson54 1 month ago
has to be low miles since it locked right up on start up ...
wizard101emily 4 months ago
I have a 2003 Dodge Durango with the 4.7L Magnum. Cruising at 60 mph I get close to 20 MPG. Tune your vehicle and any will get good mileage.
bennerpi 7 months ago
I might start putting sand on they gas tank on every Durango out there to eliminated them
Obamainformation1 8 months ago
These vehicles need to be removed from the road so gas prices go down gas guzzle
Obamainformation1 8 months ago
The last of the american made muscle destroyed for chinese crap!
jdhiner1 1 year ago
@jdhiner1 No muscle there it ran half a second and died. typical pos dodge.
torque395 1 year ago
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“Morning Sir.” “Mo'ning; What'cha got?” “Cash4Clunkers was a HUGE success!” “It was?” “Oh Yes Sir! With all of the money we borrowed from China to buy cars from Japan & Korea; Their economies are Right Back on Track!” “So?” “Don't you see Sir? Soon they'll Buy Up all of OUR available Real Estate; It's called Trickle Down Sir. And Sir, Please Make Sure you BOW when you meet them; they don't like shaking our hands.
BlueHeavenBound 1 year ago
all these cool cars that would make a great 1st car... well wish me luck on finding a decent 1st car in what ever is left out there.
230910bella 1 year ago
Wow that was a fast death! Crazy! Typical POS dodge.
torque395 1 year ago
WASTE OF A DURANGO I WOULD"VE BROUGHT IT OFF!
wizard101emily 1 year ago
ugh! fuck you
wizard101emily 1 year ago
Another "GAS HOG" bites the DUST! I know ,I got one myself....
9020powrmax 1 year ago
That was a sudden death indeed...
BMW620 1 year ago
"Maybe we need to dilute it more" hahahah I remember saying the same thing back when I was doing these
zachlutes 2 years ago
@zachlutes Probably, there is still oil in the engine and filter. If at first it wont blow, drain the oil and add more death juice.
torque395 1 year ago
The first-gen Dodge Durangos are pieces of shit anyway...my uncle had one and the air-conditioner kept breaking, plus the ride was rather harsh and rather truck-like even for an SUV.
Good video!
classifiedinfo 2 years ago
its because the Durango is purposely designed on their Dakota platform....otherwise known as their small pickup truck...
I drive a first gen Durango, I live in Florida, and I've never had my A/C service other then a recharge of the freon, which is common in every car.
element774 1 year ago
That's because it's built on a truck chassis... duh!
9DodgeFan 1 year ago
There is no way that a small block Mopar seized that fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last magnum 5.2 I blew up had a nasty rod knock and 10psi oil pressure and still ran for over 30 minutes with no oil or coolant! And it was not an Obama clunker!!! I changed the motor for a 5.9. You would figure that a rich nigger like him would give these running vehicles to his Bill Cosby brethren in the ghetto not blow them up. This is a real scary world we live in now.
bigblock440dart 2 years ago
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The warm-and-fuzzy Obama doll liberal Democrats hold dear to their hearts is revealed here to be--like a teddy bear or the Tooth Fairy--a fiction. Perhaps it is their way of suspending disbelief so as to remain on the ego trip that got this radical Leftist elected president. Many of them imagine fine and noble sentiments running through His divine mind when he learns of the damage he caused. Irrelevant! All that matters is the damage he caused. Wake the hell up, you damned, childish fools!
grexample 2 years ago
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The Liberal Democrat in Chief is pissed. You, the American people, living your lives freely, have failed to fall into statistical patterns that please His sensibilities. C4C is only the beginning of how he will now have to use the force of government to secure his pleasure. First on his list of priorities is how he FEELS about the results of your behavior. Second on the list is that he make his wife proud of her country, who is also displeased by your excess. Shape up, America!!
grexample 2 years ago
They are laughing because they have the money in their back pocket and not us. FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!
522viper 2 years ago
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Anything is better than a stupid dodge! lol
fordman954 2 years ago
They are pretty reliable cars. I have a Superchipped 2006 Durango and that truck outclasses and outruns everything in its class. Killer highway ride as well.
deezomaxima 2 years ago
fordman954 ....I have only owned 1 Ford.. I'm very thankful for the Lemon Law.. The dealer got the piece of Junk Back.
dallaspolo 2 years ago
what pieces of crap do u like than
zachdechuntin 2 years ago
@fordman954 Anything is better than a Ford in my opinion!
4wheeler14 1 year ago
@fordman954 hell yeah i agree. dodges are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.
torque395 1 year ago
@fordman954 what you got asshole?
440sac 11 months ago
@440sac Judging by his name here, he's got a jealousy issue, I guess. lol. I had a ford once, not now.
takemeback2 6 months ago
stupid hyundai who would trade a dodge for hyundai!!!!!!
aghasouren 2 years ago 7
@aghasouren Id trade a dodge for anything but another dodge.
torque395 1 year ago
@aghasouren Id trade a dodge for anything. Anything is better than a dodge.
torque395 1 year ago
What a bunch of BS! Clunk this!
s60six 2 years ago
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He was hiding his affiliation but I smoked him out. Then go to the commie party online and see just how much they sound like Barack Obama:
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grexample 2 years ago
Not since the days of the Pharisees have so few acquired so much power promising the people that THEY would control the weather better than the last guy did. We live in absurd and scary times!
grexample 2 years ago
pooor durango
crystalscan2002 2 years ago
two Second wow.
sideslide23 2 years ago
That was the fast one I've seen!
DetroitBORG 2 years ago
SAD DAYS WE ARE IN!!
mistersandman2u 2 years ago 7
keep voting for Obama!
MrJourney09 2 years ago