BoondocksBootleg.com Exclusive: Sergeant Gutter - "Artichoke (Crank That)"

[ATeenCalledLame]

One Sergeant Gutter song has more soul then the Carter I,II,III,IV,V,Infinity, etc.

[Pugsramayzin]

Is it me or does this song need to be on iTunes and on the radio??? I'm forreal...

[StarAdder92]

An artichoke is also the act of teething a penis during head.

[lilrayray2809]

Sergeant Gutter (Crank That Artichoke)

[keoni158]

just bought his EP

[gorillaiceman]

Crank that mufuckin artichoke

[ceodabossful]

i listen to sergeant gutta before soulja boy anyday

[DBZSuperSaiyanfan321]

this is suppose to b soulja boy n thugnificent is ice Tea aaron Mcgruder got this idea from the soulja boy dissin ice Tea joint

[OoOWachimaOoO]

This shit sound kinda hot (:

[2332bina]

I wanna learn the dance so I can crank day artichoke

[TheMexicanScientist]

Its Really Chamillionare. i did my research

[ahdziz666]

@TheMexicanScientist It's really not. it's me. With metaphor the great doing backup vocals on the hook.

JJ

[TheDakota1129]

swag

[killaklankrazy]

IM CRANKIN DA SHIT OUT DIS BITCH!!!

[Jerk930]

Where to download?

[ThePlasticBowl]

@Jerk930 use vidtomp3.com and rip it right from youtube

[TheDakota1129]

@Jerk930 mp3 drug

[wisewarriormuzic]

The tragedy is I wouldn't be suprised in the least if I heard this on the radio nowadays

[loscakes]

@wisewarriormuzic Agreed. I'm pretty sure that's what McGruder was going for.

[venomous513]

@wisewarriormuzic lol very true.

[robnlikebaskn]

sgt gutta needa put out more hits like these

[blanco3]

26 people can't Crank That Artichoke

[cah4life1]

if Sergent Gutter suppose to b soulja boy then how come in the song it sounds like chamillionaire

[Akumatrunigga]

@cah4life1 because it was chamillionaire 

[lilant94012]

@undergunz wat are u talking bout i didnt say anything negative but u feel the need to say shit to me BITCH

[lilant94012]

@undergunz fuck u nigga

[SgtSwagger93]

I like to fart on cold windows and lick the condensation

[AyoKiddxSwagger]

YEAAAAAHHHH



[TheTaylorJohnson1]

You can't crank an Artichoke that makes no sense lol

[TheEnviroFriend]

how pathetic of thugnificent to make 26 accounts to dislike this.

[jtlorussell3]

Soulja Bitch disliked this video.

[krocialblack]

Dear The Boondocks

We'll trade you Soulja Boy for Sergent Gutter. PLEASE! We'll do anything!

Yours truly.

The Real World...

[HAVEACUPCAKE9]

THEY NEED TO A MAKE SEASON 4!!!!

[RileyzC0mit]

@HAVEACUPCAKE9 they are thank god

[wisewarrior7]

It's a tragedy I wouldn't be surprised if I heard this on the radio tomorrow *sigh*

[ThePlasticBowl]

WTF's a artichoke

[Destructor890]

@ThePlasticBowl The fuckin green thing in the vid. :P

[SgtGudda]

This song was stuck in my head all day today lol.

[officialflightmusic]

Sergeant Gutter>SODMG

[AniyuuWolf]

Artichoke>Celery

[SeargantGutter]

it was nothin yall

[KikiTottori]

"Sergeant Gutta do 'dat dance, wa' me wa' me do 'dat dance. Sergeant Gutta do 'dat dance, wa' me crank 'dat artichoke. Crank 'dat artichoke yeh haters hear 'da word I spoke; e'rytime I do 'dat dance 'dey hear it 'dey don't want it, though.

Crank 'dat artichoke every time you see me, meng. Crank 'dat crank 'dat artichoke yeh' haters wa' me crank 'dat thang."

[justin20877]

@KikiTottori English as we know it; has just been murked. You nailed the lyrics is what i meant.

[Ivory101]

boondocks is awesome no doubt

[kboy71]

This shit goes hard

[RasDaRadarMan]

This song is way better

[Deimos69r]

totally downloaded this song

[z3ro146]

@Deimos69r where man?!?!?!?!

[ShinyComics]

You know... I think they're on drugs.

[ashtonizzard]

@ShinyComics and still better than soulja boy

[KollectinKash]

swear if there was a boondocks bootleg mixtape with full songs of "Booty Buttcheecks" and "Thuggin Love" i would play it all summer long.

and must include grandad's thugnificent diss

[Basketballer245]

@KollectinKash I was blasting "Booty Buttcheeks" driving down a busy street and a BUNCH of people were just staring lol.

[z3ro146]

@Basketballer245 thats the way to do it where can i download it?

[KollectinKash]

swear if there was a boondocks bootleg mixtape with full songs of "Booty Buttcheecks" and "Thuggin Love" i would play it all summer long.

[StreetHymns]

I requested this for the radio and they said it wasnt a real song.... So I asked why they played Flocka-_-

[gphjr142]

26 people are confused children who think Soulja Boy is a real rapper.

[christiandude121]

Hot beat: (CHECK)

Meaningless Lyrics: (CHECK)

An unnecessary amount of "AYEEEEE"s or "YEAHHHHHH"s: (CHECK)

It has everything it needs to reach number 1 on the charts.

[TheNDAProductions]

plz release all the boondocks songs on itunes!

[paraguayo2]

This is so much better than Soulja boy!! haha

[xervia3032]

i Like am feelin' this...i Like it.

[Deimos69r]

so where can I download this ? :D

[hardcoreharrybaxter]

ALL THE SONGS BOONDOCKS PRODUCED ARE BETTER THAN 99% OF HIP-HOP OUT THERE NOW.

[zeloskie]

@hardcoreharrybaxter Wurd

[kevinmarquez19]

@hardcoreharrybaxter Yup.

[steven25124]

they really got to make the thugnificent sound track into a real album i will so buy that shit thumps up if u agree =]

[Ofaliss1]

Wait, isn't Sergeant Gutter like 13, why in the hell does everyone in this song sound like 35?!

[SleepyClassof08]

@Ofaliss1 they makin fun of Souljah Boy, who came out when he was 17 I think

[inFAMOUSMario95]

I wouldn't be suprised at all if this song got on the radio,and everyone begins to "Crank That Artichoke".

[TheBigDux]

He sounds like Chamillionaire

[Teddybearcutie3]

23 people didn't crank there artichoke

[FiraGun90]

AAAAAHAHAHA!

[NeiyonSpyder]

This is the only time that artichoke will be talked about nicely lol

[DatOneBoii]

Lemme get the instrumental lol

[johnnyk617]

u kno whats funny is that this could be a real song

[boutmoney57]

@johnnyk617 lol,it really could

[RadovanEdmond]

@johnnyk617 the lyrics are obvious garbage...but the instrumental is fire :) and i love tha " YEAAAAAAAA "XD

[310266762]

@johnnyk617 no wats funny is that this song is better than the actual lol

[sil2k8]

LOL I know

[dimpBabi]

@johnnyk617 it wouldn't be a surprise...

[floeticdeath]

I wonder if Boondocks gonna do me like "Meow Stacks" for a spoof for sergeant gutter lol.

[uniqdymand]

i wanna know how to do the dance

[SneakerZeeker]

this is so funny they did this. i was laughing so hard.

WAA ME CRANK THAT ARTICHOKE

[TreXTv]

LML Yah Bettah Stop B4 Soulija Boy Then this into aReal song. LMfao.

[Nottotv]

lol this is crazy ...SOULJA BOY exposed.

[js301]

sgt.gutter= soulja boy ..thugnificent = snoop dogg (only in season 3)

[TheMidnighters34]

@js301 I think thugnificent was supposed to be ice-t at least for the part when he told sgt. gutter to "eat a dick" cuz ice-t said that to soulja boy on a radio station.

[jpcamb06]

@TheMidnighters34 thugnificent was a combination of alot of rappers. ice-t and gza both dissed soulja boy and ghostface killah put out like a whole album of autotuned stuff.

[HaxxorsProduction]

@jpcamb06 Nooo! Not Ghostface!

[zeloskie]

@TheMidnighters34 hahahah I lolled @ that part xD

[zaikris]

man sgt. gutter can eat a dick lol

[tank2g2]

Sergent Gutter > soulja boy

[wendyspwnsu]

@tank2g2 word

[bigman36]

you know whats funny. This version is better than the original source for the satire. SMH

[cenoharris]

Wow... this sounds like every rap song I hear now a days... the same 3 verses in a 2 minute song

[DBKProductionsTV]

nigga sound like chamillionaire

[jbran3]

@DBKProductionsTV Indeed he does

[SneakerZeeker]

@DBKProductionsTV HAHA YEA. I like CHAM tho

[SleepyNinja313]

Thugnificent: "Take yo mama's titty out your mouth so you can rap NIGGA!"

That episode was just ridiculous.

[BurningDownBabylon]

Sgt. Gudda has nothing on the Lethal Interjection Crew.

If you dont believe it you can eat a dick old nigga

[s4jsouljah]

This would be number one yehhhhhh

[oldschooler510]

Its sad how rap song now is just a repeat of the chorus then having a message...

[1phreshprince1]

who took in its going down 

[ponnsy]

Fck Seragent Gutter that nigga can eat a dick

[LennyTheFonze]

I did I put this to the highest quality if it's just a picture?

[IllegalAmigo222]

This is way better than Souja Boy

[rhysrules4]

Chamillionaire???

[coyerisms]

This is actually hot. The beat is hard.

[AnbusKi]

This instrumental goes!

[SetRippa12]

"Wah-me, Wah-me do dat dance!"

Take that titty outcha mouth!

LOL Aaron McGruder is hilarious...

[JustElijah]

It's so ridiculous how much this sounds like an actual song, the theme/message is based on nonsense and they have elaborated on it, making a ballad of foolishness with a catchy beat and chorus. The next time people hear a number one "hit", if the theme/message is not one of use to everybody, it is as good as Crank That Artichoke (which is now the ambassador of all music for ignorant baffoons).

[MQBone3]

They can make a full song of Sargeant Gutter but have 5 second songs of Thugnificent (I Am and Terrible in Terra-Belle)... Smh.

[biloretard]

@MQBone3 no shit ive been lookin 4 dat terrabell shit,its tight

[zerobuu]

better than soulja boy

[DORITO773]

soulja boy must be saying "damn how come i didnt think of that"

[tasiadessert]

lmao. Wow...Crank that Artichoke? ROFL...What the heck but I love Boondocks

[Lyoco507]

niggaa you can eat a dick

[xbox3shity]

better than soldier boy

[TheBeatboxHitmanTwo]

crank dat artichoke lmao

[Cubezmusic]

maaaaan, Fuck sargeant gutter, Sargaent Gutter can eat a DIIIICK/ LOOOOOL boondocks is fucking genius

[link5283returns]

@Cubezmusic they're a genius because they made a cartoon parody of somethin that really happened?

[Cubezmusic]

@link5283returns yeah, it doesnt matter what they did, its HOW they did it... and the way they did it is hilarious. you dont like it? you could EAT a DIIICK

[link5283returns]

@Cubezmusic i never said i didnt like it. and as far as the dick goes, i'll pass. this isnt fear factor

[Cubezmusic]

@link5283returns Fear factor can eat a DICK.. lmfao I'm having fun with this

[madaznboy]

This is 100000x better than Soulja faggot fuck boy lmao word is bond

[SamuraiWillz916]

lol he sounds like Chamillionare

[ShdwDrake]

@SamuraiWillz916 Im pretty sure that IS Cham lol

[EnergizerBunny804]

so much better than Soulja Boy

[drone713]

GUTTER? Are you fucking dumb? **GUDDA**

Dumbass...

[Tyrantoftheworld]

@drone713 nah its gutter.....

[drone713]

@Tyrantoftheworld I hope you're being sarcastic.

[Ksupy247]

THAT WAS YO MAMA NIGGA! YO MAMA!

[nyneboyz]

Dis Song Better than Superman

[chichigirrl2]

why would you ever wanna 'crank' an artichoke O.o

whatever crank means x]

[hetsarN]

Is Thugnificent supposed to be Ice-T ?

[rampage0073979]

@hetsarN yeah

[thehiphophead1994]

@hetsarN yea

[MyFoodIsBad]

Sergeant Gutter and Souljah Boy and both eat a huge bag of dicks.

[hockeyislife877]

where can i download this?

[blackred63]

@hockeyislife877 wats ya email address

[Entropy161]

...Amazing how this is better than the real song.

They also should've let Thugnificent clown 'Sergeant Gutter' more in the episode...

[Sireetzalot]

@knnywilsonone its a spoof of soulja boy on a cartoon called the boondocks

[knnywilsonone]

@Sireetzalot I know, I was just sayin, these wack songs are the norm nowadays. The Boondocks just perfectly emulated this wack formula to the point that it doesn't seem like it's satire.

[Wehby13]

Take dat titi out ya mouth so u can rap nigga

[MaskedxSilence]

That nigga 15 years old dawg! Crank Dat Artichoke YOUUUUUUUUUU!

[blazeboy36]

CRANK DAT ARTICHOKE!!!

[TheTacoBoys]

what? u like 50 years old niggaaa!?!? u old enuf to be my grandpa nigga! u an old nigga and u tellin a 15 year old to eat a dick?!

[BruBoyz]

On what that was Chamillionaire! my nigga a fool for this one Chamilitary Mane!

[terrell5159]

@BruBoyz i said the same thing lol

[pimpdaddy13579]

Take yo momma's motherfucking titty out your mouth, so you can rap, nigga!

[1blackwed1]

THAT NIGGA SOUND LIKE HES GOTTA NIPPLE IN HIS MOUTH

[DubStackG]

Hillarious.

[jghutta]

Chamillionaire is funny as hell for this lol.

[paccplayer11]

@jghutta thats cham??

[jghutta]

@paccplayer11 yea that's him if u listen cloesly to his voice you can tell

[polywhirl333]

sergeant gutta crank dat dance, watch me crank dat artichoke. crank dat artichoke, crank dat crank dat artichoke

[MrTravismccullough]

sgt gutter can eat a 8===D

[MrTravismccullough]

hey sgt gutter! how bout you take your mama's tity outta your mouth so you can rap?! XD!!

[abdullaalmana]

in soviet russia artichoke crank you

[Sirafrican]

@abdullaalmana HAHAHA nice.

[crazyz28s]

@abdullaalmana wise ass...

[deadriclord678]

How old this nigga 13, naw nigga he 15, he sound like he fuckin 15months

[LeChatDeNoir13]

How old is this nigga? . . . 15?!? Nigga sounds 15 months old!

[Dorsanivil1993]

sargreant gutter=soulja boy lol boondock slick

[PokemonGonz]

Hey, Sergeant Gutter, I've got a tip for ya! why don't ya get yo mamma's mother effin tittie out of your mouth, so you can rap nigga!

[Fluco72]

please tell me there is a download link. i gotta ride 2 this

[newagepun]

@Fluco72 hell yeah. The streets are going to be green wit envy when I blast artichoke all up in their grillz!

[Volvagias]

@newagepun Co-sign.lol

[MissxNanie]

MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN....FUCK SARGEANT GUTTA! HE CAN EAT A DICK!

[YaBoiTeDee954]

bitches would get loose to dis shit fa real! m m m hell naw

[asnaes]

This is what happens when you let thirteen year olds rap.

[that1noob22]

maaaan fuck dis nigga he can a dick nigga!