the joke is a pirate and a captain were on a boat and the captain says gimme my red shirt and the man says here you go and why do you need a red shirt the captain says because if i get stabbed you wont see the blood and youll keep fighting so after the battle the pirate says wow we did it and then another pirate comes in and says 5 ships on the horizon and the captain says BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS thumbs up so people can understand what he said.
The joke is something like "There was a pirate ship that was being attcked by another pirate ship. The captain yelled "Quick, bring me my red shirt!" After the battle was over, a shipmate asked the captain why he asked for this red shirt, and he replied "So if I was wounded, you wouldn't see it, and you'd keep fighting". Then the pirate farts and says "Quick, bring me my brown pants!"
Translation : There was a pirate now dont another pirate gimmer my red shir, den ee sar another piwate " gimme ma red shirt " nd then he saw another pirate " gimmer ma red shirt " and then the guy says " why u askin gwereereer red shirt then he says becaus if... if i get stabbed and you wont see, you wont see the blood and you'll keep fighting, and he says, and then the pirate turns round and says *FART* " doi- gimme my brown pants " The end .
@re5owns678 a pirate tells the captain, "Sir there is an enemy ship on the horizon". the captain replies "bring me my red shirt". after the battle the pirate asks the captain "why did you ask for your red shirt captain", and the captain said " so if i was shot, you would not see the blood and you would continue fighting". the next day the pirate told the captain " sir 20 enemy ships on the horizon" the captain replies..... " bring me my brown pants"
he said: there was a pirate, and there was another pirate and the pirate said: give me my red shirt! and he told the other pirate, give me a red shirt and the other pirate said: why do you keep asking everybody to keep giving you a red shirt? and he says: because if i get stabbed, and you wont see the blood and you'll keep fighting AND then the pirate turns around and says: give me those brown pants! the end
Translated: there was a brown bird who said he needed a red shirt because if he got stabbed you wouldn't see the blood, so the pirate said "GIMME MY BROWN PANTS" *fart*
hahahhahahahah i get it!!!!! teehee
XtremeDuctTaper 1 week ago
brown pants was on whose line is it anyways
5004willr 1 week ago
LAME!!!
dalton467 2 weeks ago
keep clicking 0:12... inhale exhale...
Kittkana1 2 weeks ago
hes sos cute!!!
xreaagax 2 weeks ago
I think he needs to get back to the dentist.
DirtyMike2011 3 weeks ago
What?? LOL
CorazonVito12 3 weeks ago
i dont get it o
Chips556 3 weeks ago
oo I get it now lol :)
Kverma18 3 weeks ago
i really dont get why this account name is booba1234 and i did not get the joke at all
watchallmyvids 3 weeks ago
His tooth was growing back
afropwn 3 weeks ago
sweeeeeeeeeeeeet boy :-*
kangoly2610 1 month ago
3,182 people need their brown pants.
Cacowninja 1 month ago 3
this kid is so cute
HayleeHectiiKK 1 month ago
perfect timing on that fart kid :P
mach97669 1 month ago
what did he say ? he is speaking a lil too fast
ellbell46 1 month ago
I didn't hear da fart
Chewapa 1 month ago
He's so cute !! David makes me laugh everyday !! Yes, this is real life !!!
MsMarcelajackson 1 month ago
LOL.... WHAT???????
BrendanLikesApple46 1 month ago
hhhhhhh thank u for translating cuz if u didnt we wouldn't understand whts goin on ... stupi dev
anasfarran 1 month ago
I dont get it?
tweezytothemax 1 month ago
the fart made it funny
patrishamaeXD 1 month ago
Give me my(fart) brown pants
snkbros 2 months ago
..i dont get it?
danirobar 2 months ago 3
Haha he fade a funny and a fart too...@0:27
rowleyanator 2 months ago 2
I couldn't understand through all the cuteness. Ahhhh :)
WillViper777 2 months ago
0:25 Cracks up after farting
14brendan3 2 months ago
he must love that shirt!
cedmc48 2 months ago
easy lol
rcphsico 2 months ago
is that THE FART?? hahahahahahahahaha @ 0:27
P.S. @0:27 Fart! Hahah.
Feeling:David Farted
6446henry 3 months ago
that so dump
rcbraker 3 months ago
i know a joke: ''this is funny''
Stienus268 3 months ago
@0:27 Fart! Hahah.
Flamingdevastation 4 months ago 68
he fart xDDD
dercssfreak2 4 months ago 3
i would be more entertained if i were confused
Apex12Predator 4 months ago
The fact that it's hard to understand him makes him all the more cute.
lurch321 4 months ago
Now I get what he says
2011mrzman 4 months ago
Press 8 "Ass"
ivanrex97 4 months ago
was it just me or was all i heard was a bunch of mumbling?
MrJack101100 4 months ago
ufhsio That's all ii heard
MrJack101100 4 months ago
i thought he said gimme my red shit lol
MrTrollGrandpa 4 months ago 4
Oh I GET IT!
xXMultiUploadXx 4 months ago
lalalalalala la lallalala la
michaelsnakeeyes 5 months ago
didnt he go to the dentist to get his teeth fixed?
hotkoolaid123 5 months ago
English please David
imDAman930 5 months ago
cant understand him
iMrTatanka 5 months ago
the joke is a pirate and a captain were on a boat and the captain says gimme my red shirt and the man says here you go and why do you need a red shirt the captain says because if i get stabbed you wont see the blood and youll keep fighting so after the battle the pirate says wow we did it and then another pirate comes in and says 5 ships on the horizon and the captain says BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS thumbs up so people can understand what he said.
man561able 5 months ago 255
if u got red shirt, the blood wont shown it will but hard to see it, and when u shit in ur pants, better wear brown ones, understand now?
odej1 5 months ago 9
i didnt understand anything he said
Bicorrales99 5 months ago 4
awwwwww...
workonvideo 5 months ago
all i hear was... awalahawulaa red shirt!
theKIWIlol 5 months ago 6
wtf i understood everything how come people didnt understand
Thejadjadjad 5 months ago
I love this joke
Narutard3610 5 months ago
lmao. i got it the 10th time i replayed it
kelseyqqqqq 5 months ago
??
mariah112345 5 months ago
huh???
mariah112345 5 months ago
oooohh i got you
em2344x 5 months ago
3,102 people have red shirts and brown pants xD LOL
GSamanthaB 5 months ago
I GET IT LMFAO
xDarKGamiing 5 months ago
aww how can you dislike this? he's so cutee
Whatevergrrr 5 months ago
I actually get it.
DEACONAP4LOVE 5 months ago 3
Actually it's cool story bro tell it again
JordanBush1000 5 months ago 4
Cool story bro...... Tell it again!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTabbiegirl 5 months ago
LOL !
ladygaganickiminaj 5 months ago
...what?....
ctrlaltdelete5 5 months ago
what i cant hear it
louandmoo2 5 months ago
Yes.
rjjrb722 6 months ago
its actually a funny joke if he said it right haha
Manners2100 6 months ago 5
Cool story bro.
H3LM3TK1D 6 months ago 8
@H3LM3TK1D Lmao.
monster00freak 5 months ago
i dont get it'
03deysi 6 months ago
lol cool i didnt know a word he said
coolbeansclips 6 months ago 3
HAHAHAHA I DIDNT UNDERSTAND FIGHTING. I UNDERSTOOD FARTING. HAHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHHAHAHAHA
KillerxXxKitty 6 months ago
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
TheFreestyler1221 6 months ago
faaaaaaaaaart
TheFreestyler1221 6 months ago
ok ihave abslutly no clue at all what he is saying
SuperLegopants 6 months ago
ok?
gholson4 6 months ago
what did he say?!?!!?
YmeStingWrestler1 6 months ago
0:22 fart
bradley456789 6 months ago
hey~! It went with the story~! :D
HeShallBeMySquishy1 6 months ago
Thats Why He Went To The Dentist.
MickeyDeezHD 6 months ago
I have four fingers.
kooora18 6 months ago
0:09 - 0:12 : nhmnmhnhnmnmhmn
NeXuzJumps 6 months ago
you see the reaction in his face that he farted hahaha
semimuslim 6 months ago
=))))))))
ardeleanutudor 6 months ago
hah! He farted and then he shaked his back so the smell can go everywheree! :D
Oh, how I love these little children! :3
mariakos56 6 months ago
what?
cocothedoggy 6 months ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
15gumby 6 months ago
he farted at 0:27!!! :D lol
allyluvdogs101 6 months ago
BOOM goes a fart LOL:)
Icebarrage 6 months ago
no idea wat he was saying but he's better than JB.
BlackVeilBrides2010 6 months ago
thumbs up if you saw this on blue collar comedy: the guys favorite jokes...gotta love david and blue collar comedy!!!
whinningcs94 6 months ago
did he fart?
Zombieland511 6 months ago
"That kid is unbearable when he's sober"-Daniel Tosh
RamTerritory 6 months ago
@fnbdumb I heard it!!
PepsiLover4321 6 months ago
mabye it wasn't him!
666theedd 6 months ago
O.O
TheGreezil 6 months ago
what???
YokoTheUltimate 6 months ago
The last dance move :DD
amiel61 6 months ago 2
he farted at 0:26
fnbdumb 6 months ago 6
@fnbdumb lol
nanabanana2001 6 months ago
he farted at 0:26
fnbdumb 6 months ago 2
@fnbdumb lol yea and he paused:P
candyshop1001 6 months ago
there was a pirate and then he yararara nyayra shirt nayayrara fart the end
wiidmobileteam 6 months ago 46
LOL
VegaWasHere 6 months ago
All i heard was, the pirate says (fart) *moment of silence* gim gimme my brown pant LOOOL
Purpleemonkey33 6 months ago
i cant understand what he is saying
hayleybadaly 6 months ago 3
There's a parrot and nrrrn yrrr rnrr yrrrree
chikk110 6 months ago
what
jjheiss123 6 months ago
Is this real life?
kush997 6 months ago
There's no 0:35...
Vietology 6 months ago
The joke is something like "There was a pirate ship that was being attcked by another pirate ship. The captain yelled "Quick, bring me my red shirt!" After the battle was over, a shipmate asked the captain why he asked for this red shirt, and he replied "So if I was wounded, you wouldn't see it, and you'd keep fighting". Then the pirate farts and says "Quick, bring me my brown pants!"
BVBFallenAngels666 6 months ago
Booooooo
connorisawesome11 6 months ago
He is soooooo cute! :3
rayhanah11 6 months ago
He farted, x3
MrLegoracers 6 months ago
Translation : There was a pirate now dont another pirate gimmer my red shir, den ee sar another piwate " gimme ma red shirt " nd then he saw another pirate " gimmer ma red shirt " and then the guy says " why u askin gwereereer red shirt then he says becaus if... if i get stabbed and you wont see, you wont see the blood and you'll keep fighting, and he says, and then the pirate turns round and says *FART* " doi- gimme my brown pants " The end .
LOL
wowza191 6 months ago 239
i dont understand a word he said other than stab me and gimme my brown pants
re5owns678 6 months ago 107
@re5owns678 a pirate tells the captain, "Sir there is an enemy ship on the horizon". the captain replies "bring me my red shirt". after the battle the pirate asks the captain "why did you ask for your red shirt captain", and the captain said " so if i was shot, you would not see the blood and you would continue fighting". the next day the pirate told the captain " sir 20 enemy ships on the horizon" the captain replies..... " bring me my brown pants"
SaucySasquatch 6 months ago 9
i like he's teeths
Beryliano124 6 months ago
@Beryliano124 More like : I like his tooth
YTT94 6 months ago
WHAT
Lilcountrygirl1215 6 months ago
Transcript please :)
dratoxify 6 months ago
best joke ever
KrispyKremeCuzins 6 months ago
good name for a boy ..david after dentist..LOL^^
w333silke 6 months ago
@w333silke because he's famous from his first video, David after dentist. Duhh.
LilMizzCC 6 months ago
I couldn't make out a damn word but it was cute
WilliamTaylor1 6 months ago 4
0:27 fart!!!!!!!!!!! XD
Aggelosmj 6 months ago
fart 0:27!!!!!!! XD
Aggelosmj 6 months ago
all i heard was the were two pirates djfhsjdfhskdhjfkagahfgjsdfhgjksdfhgjkhfgjkhsdjgskghsdjkfhgjdfhgjkhdfgjksdfhgjkhfdgjh gimmie my crappy pants
imanerdturd 6 months ago
aaaaaaw. look his tooth is growing back!!! yay! he's sooo cute! x
mrsleamontieth118 7 months ago
WHAT??
KaitlinPower 7 months ago
all i heard was jaajahaaihjjahj hjai h iajha haj ijh ahjijh a
KlrZ1998 7 months ago
I don't understand what is he saying.
unelis 7 months ago
Did he needed brown pants in case he shits? UGHH! I DONT GET IT! But I liked. :3
AtkenRocks 7 months ago
@AtkenRocks Yes
PreApprovedHD 6 months ago
@AtkenRocks Yes Exactly Thats The Reason Why...! DUH
anjellica95 6 months ago
Haha fart @0:26 lol
BlowinShizUP 7 months ago 3
@BlowinShizUP poop*
TheElectricBubbles 7 months ago
he's sooo cute<3
smileyyyjessiee 7 months ago
Is he saying pirate or parrot
akcatel12345 7 months ago
@akcatel12345 because a parrot would have use for a red shirt.
ChiliPeppersFan391 7 months ago
@akcatel12345 think before u type.
ChiliPeppersFan391 7 months ago
This is so cute lol especially the fart xD
animenerd18 7 months ago
This video should have subtitles bro'. Soooooo adorable though :') But yeah ... Seriously .. Subtitles man! xoxoxoxoxoxox
1233cazza 7 months ago
hahahahahahahahaha ! That kid is funny !
MrsTarmale 7 months ago
I found out what he meant!!!!!!!
CrazyDrgonRider 7 months ago
he said: there was a pirate, and there was another pirate and the pirate said: give me my red shirt! and he told the other pirate, give me a red shirt and the other pirate said: why do you keep asking everybody to keep giving you a red shirt? and he says: because if i get stabbed, and you wont see the blood and you'll keep fighting AND then the pirate turns around and says: give me those brown pants! the end
ForgottenAngelzClan 7 months ago
hahahha fartttttt
Gabbbbriella 7 months ago
this is wierd
EYEJAYTEE 7 months ago
Was that english?
Echosofthemind 7 months ago
0:27 doesnt sound like a fart but ok!
stevengordon1234 7 months ago
0:27 fart !! :D
iTutorialsMaker1 7 months ago 203
@iTutorialsMaker1 LOL!!!!!!!
DevilsAngel2580 7 months ago
@iTutorialsMaker1 omg i lol'd so hard at that
sibhmoss 6 months ago
umm he stole his shirt so he farted and turned around and said gimmmmme mehhhh brownnnnnnnnnnnn pantsssssssssssssssssssss
cod5rocks1100 7 months ago 2
Awwww! David is so sweet!
jbsox99 7 months ago
the joke is that the pirates wont see the other pirates poop if he poops in his pants.
Ausbeezy2009 7 months ago 8
thumbs up if u didnt understand anything but fart and stab
iLUVMEfyi 7 months ago 19
Awww... so cute.
CemCena123456789 7 months ago
Good Joke
BradPlaysGames 8 months ago
this is not english
nommy80 8 months ago
i get it!!!!
xXNguyen2Xx 8 months ago
Translated: there was a brown bird who said he needed a red shirt because if he got stabbed you wouldn't see the blood, so the pirate said "GIMME MY BROWN PANTS" *fart*
TeamChaotics 8 months ago 8
i heard: bkljkadfnjdskBROWNPANTSjvnjfdsjnkasncmaPIRATESjiuhdskfujhdsnkHEHEHEHEHE THE END
undergrove1 8 months ago
So the pirate farted lol, Im confuuused! Cute kid... :D
fritos2012 8 months ago
Uhhh, so the pirate farted? lol. Im cofused! Cute kid :D
fritos2012 8 months ago
Uhhh, so the pirate farted?
fritos2012 8 months ago
Is This Real Life ?!
ToasTyDeluXXe 8 months ago
I don't understand?
TheMissMeforyou 8 months ago
all i heard was "parrot"....and thats all
NFMsabah 8 months ago
THE only thing i heard was a fart
kingkid1998 8 months ago
HAHA HILARIOUS? i think?
halledougher 8 months ago
whaaT??
Awesome91Rado 8 months ago
nice teeth bro.
MegaBakey 8 months ago
Now the pants are brown.
DerTrollator 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I didn't laugh until the last part, (don't take that the wrong way)
LUAYSALAMI763 8 months ago
I don't understand anything ... IS THIS REAL LIFE ?
OoDreamselleroO 8 months ago
GO SUPER SAIYAN AGAIN!!!
cr1mec0mmit3r 8 months ago
im feeling funny 0:15 to 0:16
mrbadmanraj 8 months ago
Wht ?? loool
realisatrice2010 8 months ago
Then the pirate says *fart* Gim Gimme my brown pants
LMAOZ
AliBunnyLuvsRane 8 months ago 172
@AliBunnyLuvsRane AHAHAHHAHAH! I CANT STOP LOLING!
giantpimp 6 months ago
This is soookooooo funny I can keek watching it via iPod touch
jrice8506 8 months ago
whaaaaaaaaaat?
TishXD 8 months ago