Minecraft - Dispensers! or Arrow Turrets! (1.2 Beta Update Part 4)

[Brappptings]

Would you be able to make a continuous firing action with this so its like a machine gun?

[LonMcGregor]

@Brappptings make a redstone clock repeater and connect it [thats 4 delayed repeaters in a square connected with redstone]

[Claspedmetal]

Make a vid on how to install a mod plz!!!!

[MinecraftPlayer760]

the creeper was trolling you guys

[MarsWolfHunter]

wow, i wish it told you when your comment was top comment D:

[thefatcatz957]

Why isn't Lewis using his minecraft skin?

[petrifyer45]

Now I have to find CraftDotTv's comment! I hate it when the top comments relate to other comments! But I love it when they relate to the other top comment. Wait, was I complaining or complimenting?

[The88leopard]

how did you get 1.2

[mokmok8080]

@The88leopard

this is BETA 1.2!!

[zZFrostedToastZz]

Ejaculate dirt

[alannetwork]

looks like yogscast got...

*puts on sunglasses*

creeped out

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

[Vitekc45c]

2:18 - look like he took an arrow in the knee......

[clonekid11]

thumbs up if you were brought here cos you thought this was a snapshot vid

[flegomaker99]

what jerks making creepers explode/try and destroythe depenser.

[halovscod123]

why are you using the default skin

[smartk00]

u need to use a wooden pressure plate.

[SuperBobbydj]

expierment: if you get a catus green sheep to mate with a lapis sheep will a lime green baby apear

[TheAmbershadow13]

@SuperBobbydj No it will not. The baby sheep will take the color of one of it's parents, so your baby sheep will either be cactus green or dark blue.

[sarahPEACExoxo]

Baisically, creepers are suicide bombers.

[ReturnAgain1]

ejaculates dirt?

[Makalon102]

@ReturnAgain1 -_-

[MCJeddeth]

When Minecraft was good... :(

[JKravchak]

like is u are wachin this in 1.1

[Tangletalon8]

@JKravchak no i'm watching this in alpha.

[Kolyamatic]

@JKravchak

Well, I watch this while I'm in 12w05b..

[Collinffs]

Shadow of israphel part 36 c'mon!

[emberman240]

the creeper was trying to destroy the dispencer :(

[827adrian]

moral: don't try to build a dispenser trap in a swarm of creepers

[gradius8]

(continued) from the 2nd step connection to the first steps, next to the dispenser, now place the lever on the 2nd step, lever down = off lever up = on.

6: Fill it with arrows, or anything you want.

7: DESTRUCTION!

Note: the redstone torch MUST be under the dispenser or else it will be one dispense every few seconds.

[gradius8]

To create a simple auto turret:

1: Place any kind of FULL block in 3 tall staired way fashion, remove the blocks used under the stairs, none for the first block, 1 for the 2nd, and 2 for the 3rd. Do this twice, one block away from each other.

2: place redstone torches on the backside of each of them.

3: connect the 2nd step of stairs, place a lever on the side of the 2nd step also.

4: Place a dispenser between the two first steps, then place a redstone torch below it.

5: put redatone from the

[AlphaShotZ]

I guess you could say Minecraft ... took an arrow to the game ...

wow - that was bad - im soo sorry :(

[cookiemonster9052]

Didn't know dispensers could ejaculate,

[Soap270496]

why are there porn in the related video?

[boomboompow948]

@Soap270496 Because there's porn in the related videos.

[Soap270496]

@boomboompow948 sure it is.....

[llllyoung66]

it ejaculated dirt.....LOL!



[johnnyhotsauce1]

creeper going FUCK YOU DISPENSER, IMMA JUMP ON YOU LIKE MARIO!

[johnnyhotsauce1]

thatsssssss a nice dispenser you got there

[ErikKonradSigalov]

@CraftDotTv wow way to piggyback on yogscast's success

[AnimalAid2011]

lol i lov the creepy creeper at 1:53

[MarsWolfHunter]

Ejaculating dirt happens to me sometimes

[irffan2003]

@MarsWolfHunter i see what you did there

[TheLego2000]

thumbs uo if your watching in 1.1

[101narutowatcher]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 1.1

[ftwFTWman]

Need a dispenser here!

[Jaller8240]

CREEPER IS SHPAI!

[MegaMrcounter]

thatsssssss a very nicccce dissssspensssssser you have there it would be a ssssssshame if ssssssssssomthing happened to it

[Roblox8041]

simon : look lewis hes like hopping on the dispenser lewis: HAHAHAHA simon : This Looks nice this looks nice XD

[cupcakequeen1425]

I think I just wet myself! :)

[codguys1652]

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssoooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooo mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn­nnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccccrrrrreeeeeppppeeeee­eeeeerrrsssss

[TheCharlieHester]

I dogded 99 arrows but my knee took one!

[LethalxSoccer]

i always used dispensers. but i took an arrow to the knee

[Ihishowfan]

Lewis: RUN HIM ROUND!

BANG

Lewis: ok...

[chobotsinformer000]

I used to be alive, but then I couldn't take the arrow to the knee.

[PROstudiosCO]

its useful with button

[tictac111100]

@BlueXpehos can u PM ur server id?

[tictac111100]

>>--------)knee)----->

[Killerh4mster]

I used to be an adventurer like you...

oh wait, no, I wasn't.

Silly me.

[fredburger19]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I got a knee guard.

[MrRivalnator]

Pootis!

[freezie656]

@hilder00 I wish I could thumb this down. But this actually makes sense.

[CharlesFoxKays]

@hilder00 THAT was so clever it deserves 2 thumbs up from me, sadly, I can only give one... Damn you, Youtube.

[Mast3rTank]

@hilder00 I used to make "arrow to the knee jokes", then I took a vagina to the penis.

[ShadowScythe12]

@Mast3rTank I used to pretend i've had sex, then I actually did :3

[jones81381]

@hilder00 Probably the most relevant arrow to the knee I've seen.

[millioncatz]

@hilder00 please willl every one just shut the fuck up about arrow to the nee

[Tr0llFace666]

@millioncatz I used to shut up, but then I took an arrow to the knee. :)

[megapotato1]

@millioncatz learn to spell "Knee" and shut it. then everyone will stop. people who do what your doing annoy more people then "arrow to the knee" joke users.

[SkatenMake]

@hilder00 What the FUCK

[stndunnam]

@hilder00 I see what you did there >_>

[ORLYReviews]

@hilder00

i used to like your comment, then i took an arrow to the SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Narriation222]

@hilder00 overused joke

[MagmanobotROBLOX]

I love the creeper voice XD

"That's a very niccccce [put item it is near here] you have there...."

[10Tdude]

@MagmanobotROBLOX i know its hilarious LOL

[JoeqMafia22]

Ejaculate? Hehe...



[LeePrototype]

1.0.0, and this is still cool!

[cross970912]

me playing minecraft: yay a new world. o look a cave 5 sec later psssssssssssssssssssssssssss FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­U

[nicholasbrogan123]

your so awesome :) 

[bottleogravedigger]

seriously has any one seen the bloody videos in that list on the side??? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN!

[Jimmeypooshoes]

look up Jimmeypooshoes

[KhromosP]

Anyone notice that Lewis had Note Blocks before they showcased it? :D

[ChloroformSniffer]

Anyone notice he said "Ejaculate dirt at me" at 0:59 ?

[ChloroformSniffer]

@ChloroformSniffer 1:59 *

[TheConchNorris]

...GOTTAM.

[stijn501]

creeper sapping my dispenser

[TerrariaAddict1]

awwww.... Mr.Assssstley is ssssso cute!

[hotatay2]

Where's Lewis' skin

[TheForsakenEagle]

This was my first time watching the Yogscast. I remember thinking these guys were extremely funny... and British.

[Venichee]

LOL

Lewis: It will ejaculate dirt out of here. im sorry lewis wrong use of ejaculate

[ObSkillz1]

Erecting a dispenser!

[sombreroguy16]

3:45 SAFETY TORCH!

[xXPumpkinManXx]

i lie minecraft

[Mistheart101]

Oh yeah everyone else?! I'm watching this on 1.6.6! *smug face*

[pengu5981]

@Mistheart101 how do you downgrade?

[yamhamdan]

1:41 Xephos hasn't got a skin on!

[yamhamdan]

You can't watch youtube on Minecraft, lol

[zachgamer77]

Creeper: All your dispenser are belong to us.

[MrChimpOO7]

im watcing this on 1.9 release like this if you do the same

[SuperYente]

Lewis: Building a dispenser!!

Creeper: I SAP YOUR DISPENSER!!!

BOOOM

NOOOOOO

[RT2361]

1:57 Ejaculate...?

[BlueXephosGirl21]

why is xephos steve

[MiGGoFin]

THUMBSA UPPEN PLZ PLÖZ PLZ

[Robloxain1a42]

Creeper sappin' mah dispenser!

[Nitiuq]

Hessss Humping the Dissspensser!

[Meggi212]

Arw i wanted to see the creeper die via the dispenser not death by sucide!

[TheEpicCookie97]

Rapid klick 2! ahahahahahaahahaaaha

[AngryXBoxNerd47]

ok, noones made a tf2 joke... CREEPER EXPLODIN MAH DEISPENSER

[panyidavid]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in opera.

[TheAcepace]

Thumbs up if you are watching this in 1.9 pre release 4

[TheAcepace]

Tgumbs up if you are watching this in 1.9 pre release 4

[MrKaboom2011]

Need a dispenser here!

[BikerPanda]

Is Old pecuiler a npc or a player?

[zunliwoluk]

@BikerPanda player

[BikerPanda]

@zunliwoluk So in the survival island adventure they were actually just roleplaying?

[zunliwoluk]

@BikerPanda yes

[BikerPanda]

@zunliwoluk So I was wrong when I thought somebody had created a total awesome npc that answered to all relevent questions?

[zunliwoluk]

@BikerPanda Well nobody can create a voice activated npc and keep it to themselves. Think it through.

[BikerPanda]

@zunliwoluk Well I haven't played MineCraft.

[zunliwoluk]

@BikerPanda Buy it then, it's 25% off and is such a good game.

[BikerPanda]

@zunliwoluk So can I buy it at steam?

[snsdhy]

@BikerPanda its not steam.....

[BikerPanda]

@snsdhy ok then.

[golferman13200]

fail u guysssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssss

[HanzoKatomo]

Did Lewis say, "ejaculate dirt out,"?

[johnboy7822]

I made a machine gun that shoots 10 arrows per second

[Benaboy123123]

lol it ejaculates dirt at me....

[99tig1]

id say this ep ended with a big bang

[dinoboy411]

3:08 Its Party timessssssssssssssssssssssss

[masterofbooz]

Creepers. The ultimate greifing tool.

[Germase]

Thumbs up if you think notch should make a dispenser that places blocks where they land.

[Xoidsable]

Is Old_Peculiar AI, a friend of Simons and Lewis', Or is he Simon or Lewis? It's boggled me from series 1 :(

[wbilal]

@Xoidsable all other characters apart from honeydew and bluexephos are friends of simon and lewis who have setup the storyline. they role play. simon and lewis dont know the details of the story but they do get a brief description of where to go and stuff. so for them is like playing a real game. its a pretty fucking cool idea

[TheDimon564]

ut this DEEEEEDispensers

[SuperGizmo64]

"it will ejaculate dirt at me"

SUBSCRIBE

[missmurder311]

thumbs up if you thought when they first said dispenser you thought 'need a dispenser here' with a scout voice

[blieuxgirl1]

"fuckin'  'ell" 2 u to

>:3

[2PacTheGodOfMusic]

wow They was noobs that time.... LOL

[mbm4371]

thatsssssssssssssss a vey nice disssssssspenssssssssser you have there!

[1XNarutoUzamakiX1]

thumbs up if your watching this with beta 1.9

[MYNAMEISTOLONGOLOLOL]

Remember old good times whit out Xrays and other stuff? ohhhh good days

[MitsuruXIII]

Creepers are a delight aren't they?

[Azrielx123]

You guys are dirty minded.

[destiner001]

old peculier r speacking 2 much

[DGregster]

It ejaculates dirt at me...dirty people?

[Axe4menMinecraft]

that creeper is Neo he dodged that arrow beastly

[chriscrockerrules08]

@TheFreeflowin No, all the other characters are played by real people (Friends of the Yogscast)

[TheFreeflowin]

is old peculiar AI controlled?

[Musicposter4you]

Then: This thing spits out items? Cool!

Now: WTF is a mooshroom?

[samtheking25]

HELLO THATS A VERY NICE Dispenser DISPENSER YOU HAV THERE!

XD 0:38

[vilimonas]

0:14 the creeper is a spy! :O