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  • I like that this is called SuperNews because it's a lot better than the real news, and it's more educational.

  • he would have shot that quail if he was useing a beretta shotgun

  • lol

  • well hunting is just law of nature the stronger one eats the weaker ones and birds dont have souls

  • @01misheel Okay. First of all, you're oversimplifying and distorting 'nature' for your convenience, and secondly, show me a soul. Where is a soul? Can I see a soul? Oooh the magical souls. Yes let's believe in souls and dance and frolick in fairy-land with the angels and the easter bunny.

    Can you show me a soul? No I didn't think so. Grow up.

  • "It's a metaphor wrapped in irony; i love it" LOL the bird is so funny

  • Haha I love that bird xD

  • some fat son of a bich tried to shoot me lol

  • lol i love the bird!

  • The bird has a great voice.

  • Dud they are totaly making fun about everything don't take it pesonally.

  • Ha... you think it's hippy shit, until some careles idiot shoots you with his gun... and then you get the point.

  • No I would still think its hippy shit. I would think its retarded too. A quail doesn't talk or think like we do and I will agree that if he could talk he would sound like a homo with a high pitch voice and blaming murder juice, the gun or everything else but the obvious. In the end it was the VP's fault and no one elses. Besides who hasn't wanted to shoot a lawyer? The VP was lucky enough to have a gun when the desire came. Qauil is good eats BTW.

  • I know it's good eats. Don't worry, it's still a good ol' meat eater you're talking to.

    On the wanting to shoote a lawyer thing... agread. But besides that, it's a cartoon, and in cartoons, quails occasionally talk... but the thing does make one good point: you must admit, there are a lot of trigger happy idiots with hunting permits out there, who do make stupid mistakes and shoot someone else (who maybe isn't a lawyer)... Seams to me, Cheney happens to be one of them.

  • Hunting accidents are not as common as think. If fact I'm sure going to a gun free zone is more dangerous.

    And shooting lawyers should have its own season.

  • @hdl13 you don't talk or think like we do. and by we i mean decent and civilized human beings

  • he has a point though

    Guns do not kill, people kill people

  • @Drumz0r2243 To quote Giamatti from 'shoot 'Em Up':

    Guns don't kill people... BUT THEY SURE HELP! ;)

  • @WorldBFree2006 You can call yourself whatever you want. Doesn't mean its true.

  • I enjoy hunting as well, but you don't hear me bitching.

  • I don't think you do.

  • eat hot lead hippy bird.. Auu

    "Could you guys do me a huga favor and not make a big deal out of this?" lol

  • HAHA you missed me you fat son of a bitch!!

    A crazy fat guy try to shoot me but instead he shot his old man's friends and then I laugh until a milk came out my nose.

  • its a metaphor wrapped in irony

  • @michelleanneliese

    With a crispy coating of hilarity.

  • hahaha! all the characters are crossed eyed xD

  • i love Supernews jokes they r funny as hell and hope we can have some laughs from them do u watch them alot so do i

  • "Could you guys do me a huga favor and not make a big deal out of this?"

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  • i was hoping for dan.

  • Supernews welcome of brazil ok yes house tv myspace !

  • WTF Murder Juice

  • eat hot lead hippy bird

  • Dick reminds me of that hunter in looney tunes

  • Quail for president!

  • I wanted a dan reference. also, to reiterate, chenney is an evil, evil man.

  • Metaphor wrapped in Irony...PRICELESS!!!

    Now I can understand why Mr. Cheney is suck a...D.I.C.K. lmfao.

  • The  quails rule!

  • murder juice?

  • Hunting isn't a crime and it does good to nature since it prevents overpopulation. You liberals really should consider using that white "sponge" inside your heads...

  • haha thats terrible

  • they wouldnt even have the "sponge" they have today if it wasnt for the first human ling long long time ago killing an animal and eating it...

  • Actually every population has a limit to its capacity and when a population hits that limit natural selection shows that the species will begin dying of NATURAL causes at a rate that brings the population to a managable level. Human hunters only serve to lower the population of a species bringing it closer to extinction. Many species of animal have been either completely wiped out or almost entirally wiped out by human hunters.

    Therefore hunting does only harm to nature

  • I understand all you are talking about, but as a population climbs it can damage everything around it. Food will start to run short, hurting not only that species but also other species in that ecosystem, possibly the biosphere if it gets that bad. So as long as hunting is controlled, it is good for the ecosystem.

  • i want to know what you think about "popularity power", as more people come to the earth then can be supported by our school systems, more people will become inadvertably ignorant, especially with the presence of religion lurking AFTER 2000 YEARS YOUD THINK WE'D GET IT, wont this system lead to people choosing to satisfy their "voters" on the expense of natural resources (oil) human rights (slavery, war) and war? why not select MENSA to rule the earth, objectivedly?

  • Hunted species alive today are not at their highest peak that they should be.... The reason it seems like theres more then the enviorment can allow is because we have destroyed their habitat and food supply. The problem is not too many of a species, its that we are taking up too much room and growing too fast. This will only get worse and worse until a nearly extincted population will consume too much resources even in its enviorment and no amount of "hunting" will stop it. Were the problem.

  • Good comment. But.

    too many resoures and we are the problem...

    sorry! its the grammar nazi in me...

  • so we should kill each other more? lol

  • Well, at least after a while we'll al get to die. overpopulation, global warming, water/food shortages. See you all in hell! :D

  • call shotgun on the bullet train.

  • It should have been a racoon. I HATE people who hunt racoons!

  • lol 2:00

  • lol! my favorite super news!! "Uh, I dunno. I think he may of been drinking murder juice because, as I stated earlier, he was trying to murder me."

  • lol, super news rocks!

  • Brit Hume questions Cheney regarding his latest hunting accident:

    youtube -> watch?v=2z_ag6nYi-c&feature=us­er

  • so true

  • you guys are taking these kind of shows way to seriously.....who cares

  • The sad thing is in real life the press would have forgotten about what happened at the end of this video within a couple weeks

  • ok...

  • jew-filled world

    wow thats pretty racist

  • jew filled?

  • PEHHTER U FUCKING RACIST

  • lol a family guy influence there

  • Alfred Nobel was tormented that his name was associated with the art of war, so he established the Nobel prize to undo the damage to his name, this prize is to go to the person who do the most work for peace among the nations, promoting fraternity and reducing standing armies.

    Nobel Prize website.

  • It's a rather cutting parody of the way that news is always designed to be relevent to the viewer rather than the subject...

    And it's pretty damn funny.

  • first it was a mo-foing police officer(i no no why!!!!)and the monkey did leave the gun.

  • acctualy anubis316 just a week ago there were two insedents on my local new one with guard who dropped a pistol in a monkey cage at my zoo and a shott was fired!that really hapened!!!also haaaaaaaa awesome a metophore in irony!cheack u on the flip flop!

  • ok il give you points there, but first off who the hell brings a gun to the zoo. If the monkey fired the gun, wich i believe is what you were saying, it was ignorant of the device in his hand, hunting is premedatated. And 20$ says after the monkey fired the shot he dropped the gun and left it there.

  • omfg lol a cartoon yea i would love to see this in real life

  • I don't see why the incident is such a goddamn big deal. It was just a little mistake. Someone got peppered with birdshot because of a little mistake.

    Also, why are so many of you people against hunting? Humans are predatory animals just like wolves and lions. Life feeds on life, and killing is just a part of the cycle. (I'm talking about hunting for food. I don't particularly agree in killing for sport.) People who are against hunting have no grip on reality.

  • I agree killing is a part of life. However humans are the only animal who do it for fun, and when was the last time you saw a lion with a rifle or riding an atv forcing other animals out of the forest.

  • listin to the quail he knows all

  • supernews its funy but its no southpark

  • huge difference 1wdc

  • hehe bird hating flesh monkeys hehe...

  • crooked cheney what a FING wobblehead.happy gilmore(JACKASS)is it election year yet?

  • yeah but what purpose does a quial really serve, they dont do anything but eat and poop and breed to make more things that eat and poop. shooting them is the only thing that they have to offer the dominant species.

  • lol...yeah, shoot everything that eats and poops...and then they came for me...and there was no-one left to do anything...

  • I didnt say shoot everything that eats and poops, I said shoot stuff that only eats and poops, fool.

  • Oh good. Then I guess that includes humans to then? Or is being an arrogant, narcissistic fuck on top of pooping and eating exempt something from your category of what's ok to kill? I'm personally not really sure what purpose humans serve that so much superior to that of a quail

  • well for one humans do more than eat and poop, we solve genetic problems grow trees enduce the prosperity of countless plant life. And by purpose I meant purpose to humans yah idiot.

  • "a metaphor wrapped in irony" lol

  • haha you missed me you fat son of a bitch

  • eat hot lead you hippie bird

  • jeez, shut up! can it possibly matter that much? it's just a cartoon.

  • FUNNY

  • lmfao hey everyone lets not make a big deal of this okay? lol nnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiccceeee hahaha

  • LMAO.

  • Im sorry for my ignerence but this was never reported in the UK, but what exactly happend? did Chaney kill some guy?

  • He was hunting with his friend, and accidently shot him. I'm not sure if the dude survived or not.

  • "With all due respect to Mr.Cheney, HA HA! YOU MISSED ME YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!"

    ow my sides xD

  • murder juice! that's fresh.

  • rock on quail! on your side TOTALLY!

  • this is fantastic!!!

    'can u guys do me a favour and not make a big deal out of this'

    great!

  • Once again, awesome.

  • I love it. "I've got seven bucks!"

  • you cant murder a bird. stupid hippies

  • Yes you can. I don't see the birds jumping up infront of stupid flesh monkeys with guns begging to be shot.

    Sweet Jesus I hate the human race.

  • Jeez, come down, guy. I was referring to the definition of 'murder' being "to kill another human being". Thus you can't murder a bird.

  • Killing another human being isn't murder. Murder is the premeditated killing of another human for an inappropriate reason. Killing a person trying to harm you, killing someone in an accident, setting events in motion that indirectly result in the death of another person... none of these constitute murder.

  • so you agree that you cant murder a bird, i think were on the same page.

  • lol agreed back to the video :)

  • well, since there is no god, or goddess, lets talk about girls instead.

  • Good idea. People take cartoons too seriously.

  • Anyway Enough of that issue. Cool video its to see the bird push the point at murder is murder. Have 5 stars for a funny video

  • I agree. Enough of this pointless blather. *johncleesereference) was a very funny movie.

  • No idea how Jebus would type.

    As for the definition, it's not 'mine'. It comes from the dictionary.

    There's no point in arguing anything in comments. If you really care that much, PM me.

    I can't answer for stacks of other religions, but Christianity is dead against magic. That's all over the place in it.

  • Superstition:

    'a set of behaviors related to magical thinking, whereby the practitioner believes that the future, or the outcome of certain events, can be influenced by certain specified behaviors. The idea of "good luck" and "bad luck" gives rise to many superstitions, like the belief that it is bad luck to wear gold and silver together.'

  • As for learning to type, Nah I dont need to Ill type however the hell I want, I type fast and somtimes sloppy, OH WELL I guess Im going to hell for it huh? How would Jebus type?

  • Eat hot lead Hippy bird!!

  • You should make one where the animals murder humans and eat them for dinner since they are pieces of worthless shit

  • lmao loved it

  • you missed me you fat son of a bitch funny

  • eat hot lead, hippy bird! *bang*

  • i love that quail lol what a speaker hes like the animal version of booduh (how do u spell that?)i love all the special news vids!!!!!!!! POWER TO THA QUAILS!

  • I don't agree with most their points in their videos, but they do have a lot of talent in making fun of people and issues.

  • Not as good as the others, but still quite funny!

  • This was so well done.

  • "Uhhh, could you guys do me a favour and not mention this to anyone?" -Thats fuckin great

  • Quail: YA MISSED ME YA FAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

    Rofl

  • Lol.

  • haha..that was good.

  • Man, that bird is l33t! R0xx0rz

  • One is enough, jeff :P

    I love this video, that quail is cool

  • Why can I not get this vid to work? Watched all the others, yet this one shows the intro...then stops and goes to end as it's done... Never showing teh video?

  • lol man this is funny.........

  • wow ur videos are really good and fun to watch keep up the good work. funny video by the way.

  • Die Hippie Bird! Funny vid ^.^

  • That quail is bitter.

  • Once again, better than all your new ones. :D

  • thats hilarious

  • Good video the bird was a good idea.

  • L O FREAKIN L!

  • BRILLIANT

  • ...nice

  • Do me a huge favor and not make a big deal outa this. GOD THESE CARTOONS ARE AWESOME!

  • i agree!!!!! XD lol

  • I enjoy looking down the barrel of a gun and murdering things... :(

  • CNN should put that little bird opposite O'Reilly. I'd watch it.

  • I understood the "methphor wrapped in irony" before he explained it. I shouldn't be so into politics.

  • OMFG, LOL LOL LOL LOL Dick Cheney can't shoot for shit.

    I can honestly prove it. LOL LOL LOL

  • how did you make these cartoons? was it a software on the computer or something else?

  • Poor birdie...

  • kehehehe xD;;

  • hIGH-lariuz Parodies and Spoofs in Cartooons LMfaos

  • great

  • Just more GREAT material from Current....

    see my clips...

  • "fucking liberals running the white house these days, always killing things." In response to that is what I meant.

  • that was awesome, "metaphor wrapped in irony" we all love it.

  • So the veep thinks it's hunting season, and the prez thinks it's WWIII. World peace is finally attainable.

  • I'd be the the bird.

  • Fantastic!

  • all the journalists were cross eyed lol

  • that was great!

  • hahaha funny

  • Good one, bro!

  • ha ha ha ha ha. fucking liberals running the white house these days, always killing things. we need some hard core bible belt christians up in there. not these sissy as christian-wannabes. anyway, good stuff.

  • Wait...what? I hope that was sarcasm, otherwise you're an idiot.

  • Ummm Perhaps you should learn your political party's better. That would be the Conservatives that are running the white house Killing things as you so eliquently put it. They Liberals would prefer not to kill. Oh and by the way Hard core Bible belt christians need to lighten up. see there was this little thing our founding fathers enacted called Seperation of Church and State.

  • also anyone who is hardcore christian should never have an office of power it jus twouldn't end well... we'd all be forced to be christian and stuff

  • Isn't that like saying we shouldn't hire an atheist because we'd all be forced to become athiest? Or Jewish if a Jew were in power? Or Muslim? Do you like being hypcritical and dumb? Religion doesn't make you stupid, being a moron does.

  • The diffrence with Atheist is they dont belive in superstition, the rest do, and that makes them insane.

  • Most Christians (yes, that does includes Catholics) aren't superstitious .

    Love the quail. *applause*

  • you belive in the supernatrual (spirits, souls, thisngs that are not made of atoms otherwise they coudl be destroyed) yes Christans and catholics are superstitous, you just dotn like the way it sounds.

  • Learn to type. Most public education facilities have programs for that sort of thing.

    And believe me, I don't just not 'like the way it sounds,' I find misconceptions rather irritating, sort of like a hornet that won't leave, and I do try to correct them when I find them.

    Chrisianity, contrary to apparently popular opinion, actually does teach against superstition (i.e.: 'luck,' black cats, ladders, sidewalk cracks, et cetera).

    Just so you're informed.

  • Superstition can contain "luck", "blackcats" etc. It dosnt need them to be classified superstition. As for your first definition about it being magical thinking, you hit it dead on thats exactly what religions are.

  • ten commandments, invisable father figure, angels, no superstion, right

  • Actually (and Im noy atheist by the way) the idea of a god, gods or soul are things that have no proof when science is regarded. So by definition they do have the right to compair your choice of religon with superstion just as you regard bad luck charms as superstition if you want to get all technical :). Not out to cause offence but in debate one should try to understand who they are debating with.

  • Yes, that is a main failing point of mine. Remind me to work... never mind, you just did. (note: technicality - faith =/= superstition)

  • As xXARridXx said to somone who does not believe what you do it is a superstitions unless you can give physical proof. And not all Christians have a dogma about witchcraft or superstition as it depends on their personal faith. My friend who is Christian asks not to lable her as a biggot

  • *label

    *bigot

    Good for her.

  • I think the "hard core bible belt christians" need to actually read the bible a bit more and stop acting like christians have never killed anyone before. Anyone remember the Crusades? Or is it OK to kill someone as long as they have a different religion as you?