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  • went to the club last week, tried this shit and it was so much easier than i expected

    kong = god, thanks bro

  • I have a question. So what do you do if she gets uncomfortable and you back off? do you just leave or if not, how would you play it off?

  • 4:39 is wrong, idiot.

  • sex ?

  • i did this like 20 times now and had much success with it.

    only 6 girls didn't want to get physical that fast. the other ones liked it.

    never had any problem with picking up nice girls, but i was never that fast before!

    THANKS FOR THIS VIDEO!

  • Guys make a video on how to GET OUT OF THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!!

  • @JUNIORVEGAN Avoid and ignore her ;)

    

  • @MrM4zz straight truth

  • Pickup Milfs :D

  • "Go ahead black dude"..haha..the black dude after seeing this.."yeah right... you yellow prick"

  • RAHAAPEE

  • failure... watched and commented about this 10000 times before i saw this vid haha my bad guys!

  • WHAT SHOULD WE SAY TO HER THO?!

    PLLZZZZ THUMBS UP!

  • what do you say to her though?

  • Did you read this comment?

  • nice hendrix shirt

    

  • All those girls are drunk..

  • How long until you are considered a sex offender?

  • but how if the girl try to to stop us?

    what shall we do?

    luqz_phioe@yahoo.com

  • Kong you are official: Harold Lee

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  • You guys are gods among men....

  • half of the things you do are considered rape lol

  • @checkmatethelife in saudi arabia? yea sure

  • @checkmatethelife didnt he JUST say if she gets uncomfortable to step back? its not like hes fuckin forcing sex on her

  • where brooklyn at

  • ill have a boner when her hips r touching mine...wut should i do there? cuz she can prolly feel it

  • @shahrukh4494 push it to her hip---

  • @Exenon25 lol kk

  • Also, keep the paramedics on standby for when the 5 big guys come beat you up..

  • Nice

  • Hey I have a question hope you answer

    Does there tricks work on where i belong here in pakistan

    girls are not that much modern

    ok if i pick her up so after that if we offer to shake hand if she dsnt so what we do?

    like it would be embarassment

    and last question how we control our nervous and stop shivring?

  • Great tips man

  • asian guy giving us tips about gettin laid... didnt think this day would come ahah ;)

  • @lakshayhot RACIST!

  • @lakshayhot he gets some more then your sorry ass ever will. cunt.

  • @lakshayhot lol

  • funny and i still learn stuff, cool

  • im gay

  • out of my excperiences, you should have ended the video with; Do NOT try this at home

  • @rosenborg7 lmao

  • I'm not english - Can somebody help me:

    I can't understand what is "a little pack on the lips".

    And when you say at 2minutes "She knows only ...... something like that"

    thanks great guys!

  • @LukeMrVibe It's "a little peck on the lips", which means a quick little kiss. What he says at two minutes is "Because she knows only a BAWS (boss, as in, really awesome guy) would attempt something like that".

  • @BothGabor Thank you for the explanation.

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  • You guys are a Bunch of Morons... Once you know how to do this, like really get the hang of it, it works wonders... People commenting here are a Bunch of Pussies...

  • @xstupidonex thats rape in its shallow point of view rape is actualy a form of dominace, in which power and aggrasiveness is involve, and he specificly tells his viewer to mind the womens reaction. I think you should focuse on getting your penis wet than commenting "rape."

  • me: you look handsome today man

    kong: 3:41

  • Go ahead black dude

  • What do you do when some other dude's all like "RAPE" and trying to break it up between you and the girl, who would be enjoying it?

  • rape..

  • @xthestupidonex define rape, im pretty sure you have no clue what rape is... How many girls have you touched? your mom doesnt count at well as your bitch (female dog).

  • @rendez121212 I currently work in the Women Against Violence Program. Rape is defined as "unwanted intercourse". It is actually against the law to "touch" a woman or girl when they are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. I'm pretty sure you haven't done your research.

  • how do i pick up a celebrity i see victoria justice outside nickelodeon all the time but im to pussy to pick her up HELP ME JESUS

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  • hey guys :D if I took the number of girl I like and talk often with her on the phone and tells me nice words that mean she's like me 'kind' not? [ I apologize for my poor English ]

  • shit like this discougeres ppl from even attempting it, just be ur self if u want a slut then act sluty if u want a good girl then act good but dont be shy if u like her ask her if she wants to have dinner or watever

  • your a wheeeling boossssss i love you soooo sooo much man

  • LOL HAROLD AND KUMAR

  • lol

  • I'm a girl, and I wish all guys were this smart and good at keeping our interest.

  • @amandakrakauer would u like me to jezz on ur face :)

  • In Malaysia, This wouldn't work.

    All girls here are Materialistic Bitches and Close Minded.

    I wish im living in the states!

  • @921225146155 i`m from Roumania dude and idem! i wish i`m living in the states :D

    in romania more than 70% of the girls you meet on the street and start talking with them, or are bitches, or they run away. Romanian women are some bad morals and some social handicap [ I apologize for my poor English ]

  • Everyone crying "rape" are the people with not enough confidence in there system to even attempt a conversation with a random woman without several drinks in them. Get it in your head that women crave sex, even more than men. This is not a bad thing at all. There is nothing wrong with being a sexual human being. Unfortunately, women need to protect their social image, because if they are two forward, they are labeled sluts. Yet, women secretly wish a man would come up to them and wisk them away.

  • i'm a female and appreciate your guys videos, but please make a better "how to touch girls" video. there are ways to be bold and physical, but i would knee any man's balls (regardless of attractiveness) that approached and handled me the way you did to that girl.

    i suppose the tips in the video could work in clubs and at parties, but it is also very risky...

  • @mysofaeatseverything He does say he was just doing a flashy demonstration for the camera and you can't get physical that fast.You will be doing it through out the night. If you are watching this then you must be an open minded girl. Many girls I see in clubs in toronto are living in a tunnel vision and very closed minded.

  • @Jballa371 You probably suck.

  • hey i got fired thanks to you. my boss saw me trying this on his 17 year old and he kicked my ass

  • This is a good way to get kicked in the balls

  • how the fuck is this asian harold and kumar nerd getting so much pussy seriiously hes getting more action then me im tall black and have a big dick

  • @Jballa371 you stupid nigga. its about game and confidences

  • @connorcranston shut the fuck up kid

  • i tried this and now i have a scratched face and a lawsuit

  • @SarbjeetSabi weak!

  • @SarbjeetSabi Well, that's what happens when you only watch up to 0:39 ....

  • @SarbjeetSabi Guess you're just ugly.

  • This is the most dumbest piece of shit ive heard lmao

  • Guys who can't already do this are going to end up making a fool of themselves. Sounds like rape 101 for them.

  • you're probably a virgin

  • Ive got the same shirt... hmmm.

  • And what if she has a Bf?

    BUSTED BIG TIME YEAH!

  • Sexual harassment dumbass, this will only work if the girl is drunk!!!

  • @l0chris or you watch his, how to aproach a girl video... then these vids make ssense.. but you migth wanna do soemthing else less physical if it isn't at a bar or a club or soemthing..... :)

  • pimpship: asian level

  • Did you fuck that chick from the club?

  • @MilkThatEmo I highly doubt he did. It's ridiculously easy to make a girl let her touch you, and also easy to get makeouts. But pulling them is much much harder

  • WHen your pulling her close.....wha are you talking to her?

  • lol it's kinda weird,,a chinese giving tips about this...smallest dick largest brain i guess.

  • @wazzzup1234 Dick size dont matter when it comes to picking up girls

  • lmao what should i do if get erection kkk

  • this is a whole different level of game... its great when u get all physical with the girl... but what are the things that you are saying to her? thats what keeps her from not freaking out...

  • no mames!!!!

  • so, i tried this and it worked. we made out and had later had a good time. then she got back with her boyfriend... do i still count this as a success story?

  • this vid was for picking up, not long term relations :P

  • @MOSpwnsyou Regardless if she stuck around or not you still got to add her to your list (If you got to hit that) so yea it worked

  • Whoa the paper on the right moved with your hands 0:42 FORCE?! :O

  • only real bosses can boss like that!

  • LOL "greenday21" got pwned silly...bahaha!...luv these comment arguements...well this wasn't one really...more like domination.

  • 1:54

    this qould qualify as rape, yes?

  • @koobz21 jk, but still, I'm too beta to try that just yet

  • random black dude FTW!

  • yo dudes, do a video on getting the girl that you know and liked for awhile but to much of a pussy to take it further

  • @SumAznKid215 move on, there are more than enough chicks

  • @SumAznKid215 after watching this video, the only one left may be their moms

  • @SumAznKid215 watch a fucking movie faggot

  • @SumAznKid215 check out friend zone vids

  • i did this and made out with 6people fucked 4 and unvirgined 12 (that was only at school)

  • Yo Kong and co, ever been to Europe? I live in Holland and do you think that your tips will work in my country to?

    Thanks!

  • oh or, pick up girls with a foreign accent like kong with a chinese accent maybe

  • this got me slaped 4 times but layed twice(: hell yee

  • do you guys ever settle down? you should do a video acting as if you have a girlfriend you're really getting sick of and want to break up with

  • @JTTTTTGGGGG LOL!!!!!

  • where are these girls' boyfriends at?

  • @360waveprodigy lmao most girls dont have boyfriends.

  • @Verradonairun lol some are. but also the the sexiest, hottest women on earth.

  • im such a pussy when it comes to girls -_-

    and i know it...

  • @deadlytrap71 Ok, at least you can admit it. Now, what are you going to do about it?

  • @55LanceBriggs ugh tryna fix it which is why im here lol :P my problem is approching them to get to know them tho.. once i know them i got game

  • @deadlytrap71 Is it just approach anxiety, or you just don't know what to say to get things rolling?

  • @55LanceBriggs idk how to get thiings rolling.... i can say hey and how your doing and what ever but then it gets awkward :/ VERY awkward

  • mac pc behind

  • @MsAdrianaaaa Because it turns you on...

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  • KING KONG!!!

  • What do you do if she's 6" and you're 5.5"?

  • @kerolification lmfao

  • This wouldnt work in Europe

  • @RFPEJ999 yeaah... "sad face"

  • @RFPEJ999 yes it does, i think american girls are easier but this still works

  • @RFPEJ999 At least in Latvia it works

  • @RFPEJ999 Gambler, Kezia Noble, Keychain, AFC Adam, Vercetti, Mr. M, Everlong, and MANY others would say otherwise.

  • sounds like rape..

  • sounds like rape

  • KONG YOU ARE MY HREO

  • Was she sober ? lol

  • American women must be whores.

  • @Verradonairun if u dont like our women then leave america b i t c h!

  • @MelancholyApples I'm not in America. I'm Danish. You can keep your whores!

  • Are you raping?

  • This works amazingly helped me soo much at last party hooked up with girl I've never met thank you

  • pull her closer as shes trying to pull away? are you kidding me?

  • @stonefox89 I know right? Isn't that also a good way to get the police after you lol?

  • @stonefox89 he then adds,asshole "if she's getting uncomfortable,you should be the one to step back".

  • guys keep doing what you do, you are the best!!!

  • okay, but what the hell are you whispering in her ear?

  • Go ahead black dude. WTF? :L

  • OMG SIMPLE PICK UP I WAS AT THIS PARTY AND I MADE OUT WITH THREE GIRLS GOT TWO NUMBERS AND GOT TWERKED ON BY AT LEAST 8 DIFFERENT GIRLS I HOPE YALL READ THIS MAD PROPS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THIS WAS CRAZY THANKS AGAIN AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

  • @jerome6222 if it works like you say make a video of it working.why not?oh yeah your full of shit

  • @jerome6222

    watch out. you might catch herpes kissing random slutty girls.

  • @jerome6222 did you get twerkd on til u came, or did u bail out?

  • @Zombiezzxxx115 LoL just lock lips, hand on hips, and toungues sort of "lick"

  • how do u kiss

  • @ZombiezZxXx115 put the crook of your arm around her neck, pull her up /into your face, but keep your mouth shut until your lips are actually touching hers, then use tongue and have fun. suck her tongue, bite her lips etc. lay your other arm around her hip, grab her ass...

  • "NO STOP, STOP IT" xaxaxaxaxa ROCK 'EM KONG

  • 346 pedophiles disliked this for misleading title.

  • RAPE! HA HA 

  • Why r u so fuking cute <3!!!

  • Flashy demonstration for the camera, LIKE A BAOUUS

  • i fucking love jimi

  • King of pick ups

  • Man, what shameless confidence, very cool. Girls don't make me nervous at all, but I can't figure them out.

  • i tried this and know im on trial thnx alot, btw was that clip at surrender in las vegas

  • Rofl I can easily picture this going very wrong. I'm pretty sure if some girl tries to pull away and you "pull her in even closer," most of the time they won't be very cool about it.

  • i dont understand.. how is is this rape?? :o

  • did you ravage the girl in the bum?