Anal cunt - In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

[TheCreepyChuwnLi]

In their way, they were genius.

[preceeding]

Such amazing poetry.

Absolutely breathtaking. I'm spellbound.

This poem gives you a connection, the true feeling of the most magical, most beautiful and most wondrous connection that any human can encouter: Love.

This is the kind of poem you would want to recite to the one you are in love with. The one you want to spend time with. The one who you want to share you life with.

And beat her over the head with a clawhammer.

Hahaha.

[motormouth1000101]

Being a comas gay and Seth Putnam only went and did it.

[fireaterfromhell]

Best song ever. Gaynal cunt is the best. Too bad Seth is a dead fag.

[ThePerfectBalls]

i make vaginas bleed to this song.

[theothercaptainjack]

( insert word here) is gay!

[setpunk12]

ac forever

[motormouth1000101]

Cornholio 

[motormouth1000101]

combination of mr Hanky and Cartman

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

Dying is fuckin gay seth

[DeathToRetro666]

putnam is god

[lordhellfjord]

shit those shrieks made me close one of my eyes with my hair and cut my wrists!

[WTFJustnoRELOADED]

I dedicate this song to the headless hooker in the trunk of my car.

[pandoravsdracula]

@WTFJustnoRELOADED I would also like to dedicate this song to the headless hooker in the trunk of your car. That night was life-changing.

[bfish420]

This song's fucking gay

[murcielago06gt]

He did actually have a decent voice, that's the crazy thing. 

[zanezanezaneouvre]

RIP seth putnam

[DanMNineFive]

In My Heart...Wait, no, here comes a heart attack, that star's dead now...

[aaaaaaaaaajgvgjyc]

I laughed and cried at the same time, this song is so moving.

[Duality1005]

Grind in Peace Seth!

[groucho55]

Rest in peace seth

[eKodubstepband]

R.I.P Seth Putnam, 1968-2011.

[murcielago06gt]

I'M SORRY THAT I SWEARED!!!

[benneburg]

I've been trying to score with this album, doesn't work, what am I doing wrong?

[fortoendyetagain]

@benneburg JAJAJAJAJA EXCELENT!!!

[grumsh6]

tipical "screamo" song

[YELLINGWITHCAPSLOCK]

a lot better than enter a uh!

[kloratis]

the funny thing is that Seth Putnam is actually married

[tifoil]

somebody knows what does he says when he screams? 'cause i only recognize the chorus but no the rest and I really want to know

[ZombieZmascherZz]

@tifoil

It's basicly the chorus, just some crazy vocal adds where he extends the song to other dimensions. Perhaps I'll lyrify it someday..

[gamegodone1]

this song is absolutely beautiful, i sang it to my ex-Girlfriend a week after she broke up with me and she got so wet from it she tried to fuck me right there, but then i said FUCK YOU BITCH and beat her to death with my guitar, i am currently in a maximum security prison, serving a 55 year sentence. completely worth it.

[PsychedelicWarfare]

@gamegodone1 Silly virgin

[alopez3202]

@gamegodone1 I obey you! >:DD

[AeonsOfFrost]

It's funny when you can't tell this song apart from most screamo.

[extmalcolm]

@AeonsOfFrost Shut the fuck up and stop fucking watching Anal Cunt videos.

[AeonsOfFrost]

@extmalcolm So you like screamo then?

[extmalcolm]

@AeonsOfFrost Not the shitty mallcore scene kid bullshit you probably listen too.

[AeonsOfFrost]

@extmalcolm Okay, I guess you're retarded, so I'll just spell it out for you. Anal Cunt (a joke band) sounding like screamo (serious music) reflects poorly on the screamo, not AxCx.  Apparently this joke (and my other one) were lost on you...oh well.

[extmalcolm]

@AeonsOfFrost u mad?

[AeonsOfFrost]

@extmalcolm No, just trolling the fuck out of you.

[extmalcolm]

@AeonsOfFrost n u mad.

[AeonsOfFrost]

@extmalcolm lshdglsadhl lol

[extmalcolm]

@AeonsOfFrost y u mad?

[EliteDoomer]

Fucking masterpiece.

[zouko1]

it's strange, i want this album LOL

[PvtRichardCranium]

1:54 : They couldn't keep it up...

[AbiTheRambler]

Where is the screaming lmfao.

[VioladorDeFlaggers]

@AbiTheRambler

hear the entire song

you'll realize where the screaming is

[LifeInBrunswick]

@VioladorDeFlaggers I've heard the whole song but can't figure out where the screaming is. Kidding :P .

[rottenwigga]

sam kinnison-core

[murcielago06gt]

@rottenwigga Exactly what I thought.

[Xxsn0wb0ardxX]

IN MY HEART THERES A STAR NAMED AFTER YOU!!!!!!!!!

[Einheri1989]

@Xxsn0wb0ardxX Stars are gay.

[Henrym3tal]

@Xxsn0wb0ardxX THANKS! You're too kind :)

[EverlastingHate]

I burned this on a valentines cd for my (now ex-)girlfriend. We were in bath with candles in the bathroom and some champagne.. at first she was like "Aaaaawh! That's sweet!" untill the screaming started haha! We had a 3 year relation after that though; thank you Anal Cunt!

[birdcagemind]

i cut my wrists to this song.

[bfish420]

@birdcagemind nigga u gay

[chaddymufc]

@birdcagemind Cutting Wrists Is Gay

[birdcagemind]

@chaddymufc commenting on videos is gay

[BURN1NGx1NS1D3]

@birdcagemind i wish that wasn't a joke. it would be even funnier.

[birdcagemind]

@BURN1NGx1NS1D3 being funny is gay

[demon91]

1:58... man. I can feel the love. So bad. *sniff*

[NurseCh3rry]

I fucking love these guys. Seriously.

[WoodRatGirl]

That's fucking brilliant LOL.

[boatsfarmsfun]

It's totally making fun of love songs!

[comedyfan235]

jesus who sucked his dick?

[baronofbefoulment]

Tenacious D has nothing on Anal Cunt's Picnic of Love.

[demon91]

SOMEONE HAS HURT HIM.

[damonsip]

@demon91 i love you XDDDDD

[Traductus5972]

reminds me of some of the songs sam kinison would play

[TimLVHR]

Art. Pure fucking Art.

[xPikaWolfx]

BRARGH BRAGGHH ARRGGHHH BRAAARRGGHHH!!

[DarthKrattus]

Wow, it's Johnny Cash.

[Scars831]

hail grindcore

[ThePieIsLie]

Everything about this album is hilarious. Especially the album cover. xD

[MAD2654]

hahaha i love this band :P

[JFryParnell]

If I acidently bout this album thinking it was a regular anal cunt album Ide be pissed

[VioladorDeFlaggers]

@JFryParnell

i did that but i wasn't pissed i was

lol

[GentleJosh666]

@JFryParnell Oh, several people did that. We got a lot of pissed off complaints. Mission accomplished!

[JFryParnell]

@GentleJosh666 So your one of the dudes from anal Cunt. I herd you have concerts whair theirs a bunch of skinheads attacking people with base ball bats and pipes. At least that's what Ganapa told me but Grandpas full of shit.

[Mazdak1]

I like to see AC branch out and blaze new trail.

[xPikaWolfx]

I LOL'd at the last 2 minutes! I guess he can't even hold back when he's making a parody album, but how did he do that transition without laughing his fucking arse off through the whole thing?

[edenmeden]

@xPikaWolfx They're in a studio, i somehow doubt it's all done in one take.

[GentleJosh666]

@xPikaWolfx I dunno. I had to leave the studio so my laughter wouldnt get on the album. And I was high as a kite

[WhooLeAhh]

Screaming started --> I died. XD

[jakenfriedlove]

i think this is making fun of nirvana

[demon91]

This song makes me laugh my ass off.

I can feel the inner pain this man is feeling in the last 2 minutes.... what an unjustly abused individual. *sheds tear*

Anal Cunt is fucking great.

[elitemathlete]

This isnt that crazy.

Nickelback is heavier than Anal Cunt.

[raydrt]

@elitemathlete

But Electric Wizard is heavier than both.

[DevouredDrunk]

@elitemathlete you're an idiot

[davidbravotyes]

why does he sing like that haha???

[wintersunjari]

Brutal grindlove lml

[YTisMyPlaylist]

@wintersunjari Grindlove, ROFL :D

[demon91]

Fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll never forget hearing this song the first time. I was already in hysterics at the firstpart, but then the screaming started, and I laughed my ass off (and still do!)

[kloratis]

I just heard... guess what

[murcielago06gt]

I want a Picnic Of Love II

[funkynuggets56]

jack black is gay

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

lol the screaming caught me off guard

[necrofilic0profago]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[ihasnotomato]

You know never in a million trillion years would I have ever imagined I'd be moved by an Anal Cunt song. But... here we go.

[bongshredder]

i played this song to my ex when we were together, derp.

[koruptkitty]

@bongshredder herpaderpa?

[austrianscreamo]

most sarcastic album ever made

and it's perfect

[casperado666]

a perfect date song

[kalloused]

AC is like a non-shitty,talented and funny version of Tenacious D.

Fuckin LOL'd so hard at this song

[ajesusgoat]

i wouldent say talented so much, but i fucking hate jack black, AxCx any day

[kalloused]

yeah I guess you're right. but nonetheless we can all agree jack Black is a retard

[target741]

@kalloused

tenacious D are fucking terrible.

[cricketsinwigs]

@kalloused non-shitty?talented?LOL'd? Tenacious D? what teh fuck are you talking about? you're crazy...

[wolverineboy96]

@kalloused talented? your fucking retarded, i actually want to rip your fucking liver out and eat it in front of you, Tenacious D are 100 times better than these gay cunts

[kalloused]

@wolverineboy96 lololol.

[Scars831]

@wolverineboy96 tenacious D blows

[JRTET21]

@kalloused yeah completely agree

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

@kalloused Agreed. Tenacious D sucks donkey dick and guzzles sperm by the gallon. I don't like Jack Black oh wait only in The Jackal were got blown away litterly.

[xxDISEMBOWLMENTxx]

@kalloused WTF?! I was just thinking that just a second ago before I saw your comment?! whoah.. da ja vu

[ImaPirate83]

@kalloused no. they are nothing alike. this album was making fun of themselves as a band. everything else they have is just....noise. it's noisecore.

[kalloused]

@ImaPirate83 yes thank you for telling me something I already knew and trying to derail a 9 month old comment that was intended to be a joke. idiot

[vampyrhart]

@kalloused AC piss on tenacious faggot assed D

[Volentrix]

@kalloused

talented?

anal cunt aren't talented lol

[joengnewheee]

@Volentrix That's the jist of it.

[pinescentedwoodsmoke]

i laughed

[Crossbowman]

Omg best Anal Cunt song ever d00d!

[DanteWhite]

looool this is what emo music sounds like literally

[TheFaceless1000]

not..

[TheFaceless1000]

it's crapy gay music...

[TheFaceless1000]

and it sucks anyway...

[TheFaceless1000]

UNDERSTAND!!!! it's !not! emo music... !

[DanteWhite]

i know anal cunt is not an emo band but this song is what emo music sounds to me like theyre making a parody of emo music with this song

[TheFaceless1000]

yeah..sure....think what you wanna think....

[J0tunhe1m]

Actually, they are.

[xProtestTheBradx]

@DanteWhite

lol, I totally agree with you.

And @TheFaceless1000, how stupid do you have to be to not understand what he is talking about? He obviously dosen't think that this is an emo song.

[kloratis]

@DanteWhite This album came out in 1998, emo didn't exist back then

[DanteWhite]

lol well maybe some sissy kid down in a suburb was retarded and took this cd seriously he got inspired and created emo music

[kloratis]

Good point

[JustSemantics]

@kloratis yes it was :P

[TheMetalGoat]

This is a great song to hump my grandma too. It really get's her in the mood. epic

[thenimblevagrant]

Anal Cunt warms the soul....

[krissymf]

This is the funniest shit i have ever heard.

[atal0071]

rene auberjonois is dumb

[hyperprogressive]

fuvk cyou gay species gays that i can't write

[blandman23]

my mom just sprayed shit at meh wen the screaming started lol

[slayer179]

1:54 scared the shit out of me...

[kloratis]

you're a pussy

[slayer179]

how?

[kloratis]

Because you got scared. (and also because you have "slayer" in your name, Slayer sucks)

[slayer179]

I don't like Slayer anymore. And i jumped out of my seat because i listened to the entire album and didn't expect him to do his normal vocals. I love Anal Cunt. Your just looking for a problem.

[kloratis]

Dude, your on Anal Cunt video, don't expect for nice (gay) comments, just be cool and write some offensive stuff back

[jeandepaul]

well fucking said you ugly prick :P ;)

[kloratis]

Glad you got it, fucking dickhead :)

[jeandepaul]

lmao BABY-RAPING WANKER!!!!!

[kloratis]

I lit your baby on fire

[jeandepaul]

And I ate your horse.

[kloratis]

And I respect your mom's feelings as a woman and a human

[clintewoodyt]

Then I kicked your pregnant wife in the stomach and sold your dog to an asian resteraunt.

[slayer179]

LOL. Yeah your right.

[shaconstantine]

WTF!!!!??? is this A.C.???? WHERE"S THE SCREAMING GROWLS??

[thetotalblaque]

This is Jesus, are you fucking kidding me? This is obviously Anal Cunt, do you not hear the brutality in the first fifteen seconds? This stuff is so brutal that my ears explode when it plays at 1 dB.

[shaconstantine]

fukin kiddin me.. haha.. ssiicckkk!!

[rayrayray310]

yea but i meant 1:47 somewere over there

[FlawlessFlaw07]

don't you get it? also, you might want to listen to the entire song