How High Can You Cum ?

[eminemisthebest992]

nerd

[rabbitmickey82]

hit the "peak" you need to learn more synonyms... not high point, highest point use a variety of words of similar meaning to make your sentences less repeative and constricted. Also it's measuring tape and not tape measure. And YES you're entertaining and unique in your very own idiolect!!! A great personna.

[Brentcoltswhite9]

2in.

[boomwacker101]

I thought it said 'How can cum get you high' lol

[iFearN0thing]

Lol so epic

[cc428]

hahaha your funny man

[TimDisturbed]

I'm not even sure how to respond to this video, XD.

[GINGERALER]

Stick with growing avocado trees.

[Follette5232]

LMAO. He has that twist perverse eye thing going on there anytime he says "load".

[MaligayangPinoy]

haha

[RAIDERS58th]

Since I had a vesectomy, my cum just dribles out. So sad.

[Jewtuberr]

OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[mikehartii1]

@Jewtuberr oh man, when i first saw this video i was planning on saying it. Nice job...

[steve0995]

it got on my glasses lmafo xD

[kopk888]

sounds like a good physics quest. "A nerd cums with a force of 30 newtons at a 30c angle. The sperm weights 2g and assume no air resistance exist. calculate the in-air time for the sperm"....

[princepersia1]

LMFAOO!!! "The load" OMFG you're fucking hilarious.

[imintong]

up to your throat, from your butt.

[stherianthrope]

I have accidentally cummed to my mouth, and to my face, the furthest I shot was over my shoulder to my headboard, I wondered if that shot could have gone farther. 

[bapestaicecream]

i shot over my shoulder

[1for2for3]

i hit the cieling

[tylerlawsonTV]

@1for2for3 wow r u 11 if u hit the celing ur god every body dnt know what a pc muscel is u clinch tht for long time it shoots out i can shoot long porn hub me spunk compliton 2

[mwzach]

@tylerlawsonTV No way your in the Video on Porn hub. (spunk compilation 2) I hope thats not what your trying to say.....crossed between you not typing the whole word out and no periods I can't understand what your saying.

[want2fruitboot]

i shoot the highest why do you time thers craters on the moon and why its white

true fact

[BlackWingTiger1]

You must be very lonely and how many girlfriends do you have lmao :)

[JacobCohenCoDlegend]

i dunno mine ur mum might know though!

[FredFan8]

rofl what a creepy little nerd...

[sofnsable]

@FredFan8 That or a comedian

[himadioo]

Never measured before but if u smoke some green and have sex it's amazing ;D

[kaiuycn]

over 9000 feet

[MyQwerty678]

@kaiuycn ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[Timmanator]

beat 600ft

[andrealynno823o8]

funny video :)

[MinefielDuk]

goon

[N1GNEEDAC1G]

Once I didn't jack it for over 6 weeks, when I finally yanked it, the volcanic eruption was so prolific and so gooey that I launched it across my bedroom a good 10 feet horizontally, with a maximum height of 5.5 to 6feet....I literally splattered a few articles of clothing hanging on hangers, as well as sections of the closet door and ceiling

huge weight taken off after that one, what a relief

[happosai27]

6 weeks o.o" damn.. lol

[N1GNEEDAC1G]

Try it, the release is supernatural and divine

[happosai27]

i havent fapped for 2 weeks cus im stuck at my parents home and am never alone and the internet is too slow for porn and i cant take it any longer lol but thank god i will get back tomorrow xD

try fapping or having sex high on weed. that blows you away too

[N1GNEEDAC1G]

You should've just built it up for 1 week, then beat it real quick when you were taking a shit, or in the shower, spurted tablespoons of hot custard on yourself

As for the blazing, I am high all day every day broseph, can't remember the last time I jerked it without bein chinky-eyed, cotton-moufd and gigglin while gruntin in pleasure while violently stroking my fishy, cheesy unwashed boner

[T14PAJ1414]

I want to eat your penis.

No seriously, where do you live?

I want to eat your penzorz for days on end.

I love you like the mother with a penis I never had...

AJ

Oh by the way, Wick Wick is a cunt punter!

[rockoob]

one foot per day I would say. cool video bro

[Will403536]

LOL this guy is awsum

[misterkister123]

you have waaaaaay to much time on your hands!

[GasolineDouche]

because his hands are wrapped around his dick

[wanikhlas]

bodoh punya cina

[GTF4EVER1994]

ini bukan cina la,babi!!!

[nopichere]

how do u even do it

[aronnian]

Most people do.

[nickrohn93]

rofl not what i ment WTF why did i post that thanks, i deleted it

[aronnian]

=p Your welcome, I guess.

[ItsStevenT]

hahahahhhhha

[Pow3rGaming]

this is the best stuff I've seen on youtube for awhile and I love watchin' youtube

[helfertymnicole]

HAHAHA  you're the best!

[ryubateson]

LOL

[pokiesan]

2 miles

[Antwell18]

omg...

[Souulboarder]

LOLOLOL!

[xmarksthetilde]

i tried it but i accidentally jizzed in my pants

[jackson123123123]

lmfao asking guys to jack off for you?

[AzNxBuddha]

subtract 7-8 inches haha

[Mommashelper]

i'M GONNA TELL MY mOMMA!

[kcuskcid]

you. fucking. dumb. zipperhead.

the point of trolling is NOT EVER SHOWING your CHINKIN ASS FACE. got it?

and plus the trick to shooting high every time is doing hold backs means u stop n go until u really want to end it

[LittleValo]

If you haven't masturbated in two weeks you can shoot a lot farther. HA HA HA!

[GuojiPiaoke]

I wouldn't know how fuckn high I shoot! I don't wank anymore. I just go to whorehouses instead.

Read my reports on the internationalsexguide.

[drbff324]

u r fucked up man lol

[Suorrel]

Please, make a website dude so we can see Uncensored spendor. By that I mean the stuff that you got banned for posting. Anyway I think it would be awsome if you did and Im sure Im not the only one that would think so.

[ARFF1227]

The angle of the dangle depends upon the mass of the ass

[gunmaster1981]

dont post gay shit on my profile closet boy!

[gunmaster1981]

FAG! asking guys to jack off for you is gay! plus you also said in you videos that you dont have a girlfriend! lol loser Whats more gay is that you website has pictures of dicks on it!

Dicks are for chicks! and why are you looking at other dicks?

[ImSuperKewl]

I shot 3 feet. (I even do ejac work outs.) so yeah SUPER FUCKING HIGH MAN

[Imsoblackk]

fagget

[kcuskcid]

when i ejac in ur ass u ejac EVEN FURTHER like a supercharger

[churchofsatan23]

it all depends man, i feel like i've seen my load just ooze out and other times it shot accross the entire room. i think the length of the dick is one factor, and how long its been since you've came is another factor. 30 inches i think is ABOVE AVERAGE for a tiny asian pecker

[EvrythingEvrything]

this is probably the best video on youtube

[7dr7dan7]

wtf!

Thats a fucking high shot.

[djwaugust]

if i don't jerk it for a few days, i can shoot about 45 in. (3.5 ft.) into the sky. saint peter, open wide.

[ultravirgin]

lol the way his eyebrows go up makes him look crazy

[themugenfood]

10 inches here... only 14 though =P

[tonyscare]

mine just dribbled off the top... i choked big time

[hhslf]

About 15 inches here.

[AlexanderHilly123]

Brilliant as always.

[mainFlowur]

FUCK YOU HHSLF FUCK YOU

[hhslf]

no u

[clynsvin123]

WHAT rofl

[pvilleallstarr]

lmao... try distance

[clynsvin123]

then dont watch durrr

[asianpride1226]

lmfao!