Mi Ti Doughty Walker

[EvilSpyChicken]

He opened his mouth and... SUCKED HIS DICK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[LPSgirl39]

WTF?!!!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!

[IndependantWorm]

whats a bloody head gonna do nothing thats what if that were me i would have just tossed the head back in the fire

[TheEQ5]

At 0:36 there's wine on the table lol

[GraciePeterson54824]

@TheEQ5 lol yeah i noticed that too

[morningrise]

I remember my dad reading this to me as a kid... everytime I read the "lynchee kinchy" part, I hear it in the tune he read it in... it's odd how things stick with you over time.

[LelElephante]

Is that a winnie the pooh bear rug .....

[imgoincrazyforutube]

Did you use kar2ouche to make this, but you obivously had to download more things for it

[McCheesy16]

which software did you use to make this?

[Emily6937]

Ummmm okay?

[Iricool1610]

wow the dog sang that is freaky

[Mysterio4981]

i think id be more freaked out at the fact my dog actually sang back!

[LittleLPROductions1]

dont let money kill you.

[thepuppydog333]

r the dogs toes painted purple !!!!????

[kitkatsimply]

It's always terrible when you're watching this at night, and then there's a sound outside your window.

This story scared me so bad, and I was always so mad at the dog when I read the book. "Bitch, you called that monstrosity here, and then you see it and decide, 'Meh, now seems a good time to die and leave my owner with nothing but a dog carcass to defend himself?' Fuck you."

[TheTristen]

what's the music?

[darkhorn92]

the only thing that scared me is when the dog sang for the last time and he just stares at you in his last verse of the song

[candykid021]

@Neonx620 how... This is scary

[MiyakoBubbles23]

He opened his mouth and then "CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER! THRILLER NIGHT!"

[NeOnx620]

I just got boner

[gthingjay]

a f***ing singing dog and a bloody head...could dis shit git any creepier and dat's one f***ing cheap ass rich dude lol

[MrYoutooblol]

2:01

the boy pinching his dog's nipple...

[9lovemoney]

After the head said ahhhhhh, he said O my god it's Harry Potter, I am your biggest fan. And the boy said I ain't no Harry Potter and if I was Fuck it your just a head!

[9lovemoney]

Thumbs up if the boy looks like Harry Potter

[SuperAkstudios]

i thought it was NON LYNNIES NIN dingo digo!

[SuperAkstudios]

@SuperAkstudios OPPPSSS i meant! non lyncis Non DINGO DINGO!

[CapnE625]

OH GOD!! It's the head of Michael Vick... quickly boy, kick it back into the fire!! XD

[SuperLuigiBros1]

That dOg was badass! He was all like he was all like "Bring it on bitch! LINCHY KINCHY KALI WALI DINGO DINGO!"

[emilym755]

@SuperLuigiBros1 hahahaha!

[baileybushey]

poor dog

[haleynbailee4eva]

its from the book scary stories! im gonna have a nightmare tonight....

[xpurpledevilxx]

what does"mi ti doughty walker" and "lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo dingo" mean? is it just random letters some one put to gether to scare the life out of kids?......must be a great sayin' :D

[awesome34ish]

@xpurpledevilxx mi ti doughty walker prolly means he has a ti and he likes doughty(sausage) and he walks and lynchee kinchy colly molly ding ding prolly means that dogs name was lynchee kinchy he was a colly his girlfriends name was molly and they bark dingo dingo on fridays

[xpurpledevilxx]

@awesome34ish i never thought of it that way lol

[GA5MA5K88]

McLovin?

[XDeadlyXSinner]

He opened his mouth and then "IMMA FIREIN MY LAZER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH" >8[_______]

[AtemnoYugi1232]

THE HEAD SLOWLY TURNED TO THE BOY (Mario!) OPENED IT'S MOUTH (Wherever you are!) AND.... HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!

[gugvg]

if a bloody head fell down the chiminey everynight wouldn't the heads start to pile up? you wouldnt have to stay the night you could just walk in and the house would be full of rotting heads.

[TheDarkDreamer13]

@gugvg Good point.

[Leminid]

lol so stupid and funny but im still gonna get. nightmares most likely

[hiltinberg]

pshh what dog would be scared to death of a bloody head? most dogs i know would try to eat it.....but then again what dog sings?

[hiltinberg]

the voice and the dog must be playing marco polo in a different language

[TheKaylacook]

if you want a dog from stop talking do one of the three: hold its snout,kill it, or chop it in the throat

[Yearcat99]

I LOVE THIS ONE its so funny :D

[4432407]

did he get his 200$

[TheTristen]

@4432407 That's what i was thinking!

[GraciePeterson54824]

@4432407 Lol 

[alex23324523]

@4432407

lol

[RocksInTheToilet]

He heard someone singing softly and sadly off in the woods. The singing sounded something like this: "Mi Ti Doughty Penis....". "It's just somebody singing." the boy told himself. But, he was frightened. Then his dog answered the song. Softly and sadly it sang: "Lynchee kinchy come get some baby!"

[aGurlAndHerKeys]

At the end I laughed instead of screaming!

[SnowyZeta]

I LOVE THIS STORY xD my sister would always read this to me and my friends and scare the shit out of us

[Trictster206]

Moral of the story... Dont do dumb shit for only 100 bucks

[xxTONEMOxx]

@Trictster206 200

[DiddlyDiPotatoes]

Mi Tie Doughty SAUSAGE

[hunterrandom111]

1:35 lokk at the dogs toenails there pink XD

[cody2819]

I'll take something and smack it head 1000 times if it killed my dog.

[byronfreak319]

ininja32 He went screaming all the way home! LOL, seriously he did! :) No lie.

[LitedPixel]

Uhhh......Team Fortress 2 has a spy

[Orthropox14]

0:18 then a rich man appeared out of nowhere

[LillyLavine]

this was in the book scary stories to tell in the dark :)

[RABIDMUTTproductions]

@SuperMarioLuigi1231 Well, I suppose cat lovers dont. But they don't count.

[nanherron]

2:14 transcribed audio: Now it was in the bathroom. ROFLMFAO

[raeven1212]

I can't think of a single thing to say, except... the head wanted to lick and suck the boys' c*ck, and that's why the boy screamed

[SuperShawtyk]

hahaha stupid doq u made me look badd

[zenophas]

Fail.

[Digityjardog]

the boy wanted to say to the dog: Im gonna Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo yo ass if you dont shut the fuck up!

[ininja32]

I wonder what happened to the boy?????

[lobelix11397]

2 things..thing no.1 how can something''die from fright"?? is that medically possible?? and thing no.2 I WANT A SINGING DOG!!!!

[RABIDMUTTproductions]

@lobelix11397

1.Yes, it is possible to die of fright.

2. Haha, don't we all. XD

[theevilman1323]

next day...

old man: okay kid heres your money..

(stares at dead dog'kids body' and bloody head

old man:OH S**t!!!!!!

well at least i get to keep my money

[Warhawk3451]

Lol i watched this and had a clip from Sling Blade going, I timed it perfectly when it said "slowly it opened it's mouth and--" then i played the clip of Doyle saying "get the fuck out of my house now"

[terdilynn91]

Harry Potter?

[lilwayne19711]

1:55 o shit that ladys head freaked me out lol

[TheSatanicGoddess]

wait.... I ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED THE SINGING AND THE TITLE RIGHT! yay! ^w^

[NOHA1234]

DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT

[NOHA1234]

The head said IMMATURE FRIN MA LASER!!!

[skullandswords]

When the head opened it's mouth, there should have either been a screamer or ear rape.

[hackal10000]

the dog was possessed...

[scarywinkoproductios]

did anyone else laugh at the end??

[pmcgirls101]

The dog and the head should have broke into song with the techno music that was playing at 2:16

[jaysonic100]

it sounds like me tie dirty walker

and do ray me fa sol la ti doe sounds like

dont rape me fa sol la ti doe

and backwards

dirty laso fa me ray dont

[famousghettoboi]

the head died a virgin so he wanted to suck da boy dick.....thats why he opend his mouth and said ahhhhh....

[xiaolaoshu520]

@famousghettoboi ahahahah lol i never thought of that!

[xiaolaoshu520]

@famousghettoboi ahahahah lol i never thought of that!

[xiaolaoshu520]

@famousghettoboi ahahah lol i never thought of that!

[famousghettoboi]

@xiaolaoshu520 lol

[AmyLee248]

if my dog had been singing, i woulda been like, "FUCK! your supposed to bark!"

then, at 1:53 , the picture in the back freaked me out.

and, the head rolled down the chimney, and said, "Sorry about your dog. I WANT TO EAT U!"

[shootthemoon86]

is that house from Swampscott, Massachusetts? there used to be a haunted house that looked exactly like that..... exactly...

[zombieocalpse]

i would be scared of my dog singing

but hell shit is going to go down if that head goes anywhere near my dog!

[Hlhud]

Why was there a half-hour pause at one point? What were they all doing during that intermission, especially the supernatural guy? "Huh. I really thought making that guy's dog sing again would get more of a reaction out of him. Ah well, break time's over."

[huiale14]

The scary music sounds like a techno remastered version of the loading screen of army men sarges heroes

[huiale14]

The bloody head comes from the man who was singing, he drops the head down the chimny

[Lemurazz]

Mi Tie Though Ty Sausage

[waffle1061]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! D:

[Cassben1]

The head turned to the boy and.......'CAUSE THIS IS THRILLAAA! THRILLAA NIGHT!

[TheSatanicGoddess]

@Cassben1 jesus, that made my day x3 darkest thanks

[Ebrainiac1]

Let's throw him in the fire! Said Thomas and Alfred.

[dominoesandtin]

@Ebrainiac1 NO let's trow him in the sun

[BobToutPuissant]

sausage

[mabiniss2]

2:14 "The boy heard the singing again". HAHAHA The techno music in the background!! The voice was singing to a michael jackson beat.

[Ch1charitO14]

LMAO the dog singing

[copnite12342]

200$? try 2 million.

the boy looks like the angry german kid/

[copnite12342]

200$? try 2 million.

[xXQueenOfHartsXx]

kick the damn head lol

[60GramsOfNothing]

I Love this so much <3

[albinocify]

kick the fuckin head back in the fire XD

[ZacksQuest]

Slowly it opened its mouth and... IT'S A FIRIN' ITS LAZOOOOOOOOOR! MY EYEEEES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Noobjedi322]

this story scared the crap out of me when I was little lolol

[Avatar831]

WHY DOES THIS STORY MAKE NO SENSE

[DeMeNtId4life]

This was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

[songwriteranimelove]

The head looks weird =) (and cool)

[madieninja]

boy:IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GETING YOU NUDED

dog: *lays down* 8c

[madieninja]

slowly it opened its mouth 8U BRAAAAAAAAAAH

[XDeadlyXSinner]

Dog:MI TI DOUGHTY...

[boy interrupts ]

Boy:[whispers] if you don't shut-up you can forget about the bag of treats at home

Dog:o.0 [lies down]

[mabiniss2]

How did the head go from being in the woods to the top of the chimney? Did it grow arms and legs??

[mabiniss2]

2:15 HELP ME SANTA CHRIST!!!

[HabboWerdo]

Um 2:53 Santa........ OH MY FUCKING GOD SANTA



[HopeLovePeace123]

holy crap i think i peed a little

[KrakenOfTheSouth]

"There was a haunted house, where every night, a bloody head fell out of the chimn-" Ok i'm done with this story. *Closes book*

No jk this is one of my favorite stories of all time. I love listening to it on the tape, it gives me chills every time.

[nekoryushi]

kick the head out the window

cry for the dog

spend the rest of the night in house

get the money

bury the dog

?????

profit!

[xoxoGeorgieLouxoxo]

Lynchee Kinchy, had a colly called Molly who got eaten by a Dingo.

[FiendsInRedSatin1]

2:55 And Santa Claus discovers slidin' down chimneys can be dangerous.

[Lukash636]

And then he lived happily ever after lmao

[yippedoodah]

I watched Mi Ti Doughty Sausage" (look it up) and it was hilarious!!

[theakridhunter]

is that mi ti doghty walker gibberish

[Chanirra]

He should have taken a rifle with him...

[Scruffy193]

What a stupid story. I'm sorry, that was it? No resolution? Just some singing, a bloody head and a dead dog?

[ElectricGuitar666X]

@Scruffy193 No.

[Scruffy193]

@ElectricGuitar666X,

Well, you know what they say, Horror is subjective.

[ElectricGuitar666X]

@Scruffy193 Yeah, I guess so.

[Spazbutt66]

lol IMMA FIREIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!

[mrfoozy47]

my guess is that in some ancient evil language the head said, "im going to kill you" and the dog, since only animals can understand said something like, "no you wont, you will leave us alone!"

[IRONHIDE434]

why only 200 dollars!? what a cheap bastard!!!

[JohnnyFruehauf]

@IRONHIDE434

200 dollars was like 20K back when this tale was first told, in the late 1800's

[clockwerk35]

@JohnnyFruehauf yeah good point, the author of the book should have edited that so it will make more sense to a younger generation like us lol.

[Heartmelt4]

ive read this before. an amazing story indeed

[shiloh2255]

my friend told me this story and i nearly crapped my pants, but when i saw this i crapped my pants completely.

[puppypaw1997]

i would have kicked the damn head in the fire,leave the dog ,and come back at 4 in the morning saying i did ,so i can get thye monet:)

[chickapac]

@joemanYT, though i luv that saying, this is creepy,but not THAT scary.

[survivalofone]

Deus ex machina!

[mysticnam]

Mi Ti Doughty SAUSAGE!

[JohnnyFruehauf]

1 person pissed their pants to this story.

[harriswa]

AT 2:00 the picture in the background scares the shit out of me

[TyrannoStorm]

"His dog had never uttered a word before." lol, gets me every time.

[jeanmarie28]

lol so scary! just kidding!

[SteffersFavourites]

Lmao the end was silly. The dog died from seeing a part of a corpse? Come on, wolves see that shit all the time & they like it cause it's food! I agree, the head must have been going 'IMMA FIREIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!' xD

[obamafan4ever123]

i think my cousin would make out with the head be she needs a boyfriend lol

[Lexiehoney911]

@obamafan4ever123 hahahahahahahahahaaha and ewww lol

[alex23324523]

YAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[darthtater96]

this story, for some odd reason, is terrified of this story

[pratttan]

IMMUH SCARED

[Rome6445]

it was really funny at the end.lol



[TheProGamer11]

Marco Polo? But with dogs and heads

[ZerosFog]

if the head turns and stares at me in the eye, I'll stare at him and I would not blink until he blinks to death and I will win!!!

[Hlhud]

I didn't think the lady in the painting behind the boy and dog was that creepy.

[Finowen]

TALKING DOG :O! AWESUM!

[Negative365]

"and the dog fell over dead"

ME:Oh its on know buddy" *grabs sledgehammer head rolls away i smash everything!*

[14Briannabanana]

When anyone else saw the boy did they think HARRY POTTER or is it just me? LOL

[Ikilledspongebob23]

@ilovesmosh19able How about soccer!? You have to be goalie :D

[wajinBoy]

The head Turned to the boy,slowly it opened his mouth and...IMMA FIREIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!