Crackhead Verse (Milonakis)

[jesuspeteable]

love your shirt. jus sayin.

[TheParrybrown]

wait how old r u like 30 somethings rite

[radrict]

@TheParrybrown yeah hes 34

[piccolo317]

you guys really think hes trying to be "hardcore"?? lol

[ElijahWallen]

Another chubby white kid tryin to be a hardcore rapper... Whatever, if you are accepted then iv gotta give you respect for that.

[tfs420]

@ElijahWallen hes 36 so idk who your calling a kid, go fuck yourself

[frugalmuchvideos]

@ElijahWallen He's 36 loser. And he has been really successful. He had a show on MTV, and he does have an album out. So go suck on your dads cock homo.

[ElijahWallen]

@frugalmuchvideos OHHHH holy shit, MTV!!!!!!! yea i fuckin know this bitch. Now if you wanna come up with little gay thoughts about suckin your dads did or some shit, then dont bring it into a conversation ya queer

[tanikab94]

Omg I Did Not Know He Is Like 30yrs Old Wifreakk You Look You 14 or Old Lol

[johnnyblotter]

milonakis shnakis making rap tunes that's bonkas sweet like Will Wonka if you see him honka honka! ....like a goose!....you know...honka honka at him like a goose...so that...everywhere he goes...he gets the goose noise....hahah! hahah! hahah! haha...ha!

[JasonRance]

andy milonakis u r the man and everytime i c a video on u tube of u rapping its actually pretty dam good

[volkerdassler]

That beat is called "Olajuwon"

[JulianSOLOMU]

nvm..found it

[JulianSOLOMU]

what beat is this called?...like where can i find it on jordansthings?...i wanna flow to it

[ammar851]

its always about your dick init well gues what no one cares !

[The1stchavez]

u can see the paper he'z reading in his glasses.

[MrHHNable]

@The1stchavez thats a latptop...

[MyDamnBroadcast]

@The1stchavez Soooo what. Maybe he is maybe he isn't. He is still a fucking beast and is making more money than you.

[DjTexasBoy13]

yo andy i watched both waiting movies they are funny

[LilxYoungsta]

suckaaaaaa DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKK­KKKKKKKKk

[mdavidson069]

nut in em like pistachios

[gookmarathon]

i like how all the google ads for this is for addicts lmao.

[ElR3Y1221]

andyyyy ur the best idec lol

[pokemonkiller28]

Lmaoo this guys sick.

[1chasedollaz]

that white boy is fucking crazy and funny as hell!

[ImCorbi]

madonna?

[magicmike1122]

eww, you like your girls natural? i like mine clean and shaven.

[175K10K175]

@magicmike1122 Natural as in, not plastic.

[sk83rrrr]

@ladyred420 i love how you called him young man when he is actually an adult.

[ladydred420]

your pretty good young man, but whats up with all the sex and hate?  let me hear you spit something else without all that. I know you got skills and your funny as shit, so let me hear you do your thing.

[gookmarathon]

my couch got OG Kushins ewwwwwwwww

[cmunnny]

u da shit hoe! thas tight!

[ChannelFamilys]

I hate You So Much It NOt Even funny

[gurgy73]

suck a golden goose dick maiiiiiiiiin ANDY YOU KILLED IT mAN SAVED THE BEST LINE FOR LAST nut in em like pistachios GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladydred420]

@gurgy73 lil wigger is sick...ain't goin ly, but challenge him to spit about something other then hoes

[gookmarathon]

@ladydred420 challenge any rapper to spit about something other than hoes...

[StavroginNikolai]

@gookmarathon I hate you and I wish you were dead.

[DARKMOONRYDER]

he be ripin that shit lol

[Stylefree83]

nut in em like pistachios........nail, i would like you to meet coffin.

[backpackkid]

ANDY IS A FUNNY MOTHERFUCKA WACK AND DUMB BUT STUPID FUNNY HE SAID SUCKADICK 4EVA AND SUCK A GOLDENGOOSE WTF HAHA

[778envy]

Golden Goose dick! LOL

[cotlasson22]

andy send my a 1000 dollor my email is cotlasson22@aol.com

[rhysyboys]

booo nigga u suck

[anto24rc]

BEST RAPPER EVER!

[charlegamer]

a joint is a pussy a cigarette is a dick

[forkster187]

Better than Lil Wayne!!!

[1986IRONGIANT]

stupid wild!!!!

[jackiesellyourshit]

I LOVE YO SHIRT

[livinmax]

SICK RAP DAWG

[albinopanda1]

All u doush fags shut the fuck up u couldent do better

[figuresonfire]

Nice modonna shirt fatass.

[letsgotowar666]

@figuresonfire shut the fuck up emo

Andy Milonakis for president

[Cherrygasm]

Can you smack your head with a box of cereal?

[MrBehavior]

YO Andy let's battle man i'll rip you

[IceLikeD]

WTF?!? Madonna shirt, fatty....

[Amendolia37]

lmao hes actaully preety filthy

[westie420uk]

Nut in em like pistachios! class line

[snoochlicker]

sweet shirt

[MrJamsish]

he says at the end 'suck a dick forever' thats pretty gay.

[RuNeScApEsErVeRsRoCk]

@MrJamsish whats gay is "Mr.Jamish" thats pretty gay.

[mikecope1313]

hahaha suck a golden goose dick... classic...

[NickGoossen]

"Hope she likes husky guys..."

[datyroth]

Pancake on your face makes me extra happy =)

[djisgod666]

someone tried to tell me andy couldnt rap for shit.....they are very very wrong

[ElR3Y1221]

hahaha andy you the best man never stop doin what you doin

[MrJamsish]

He looks about 5, and hes talking about smoking tobacco and fucking 'hoes'. Hes a joke...

[alamiadam333]

@MrJamsish he actually has some kind of disease hes actually 34 or something

[killadips]

i cant lie.... andy got a real nice rhyme scheme on his rhymes... i dun like what he is sayin tho it is funny but you can tell he is alright cuz of his schemes

[xXskidooshXx]

nut in em like pistachios!

[2010freerider]

so bad

[samrollup]

hahahahahahaha this shit is fuckd up in some hillarious way

[afroman452]

Yeah, now we will never know what willis was talking about asshole

[rhysyboys]

u fucking suck

[175K10K175]

I don't even like Andy Milonakis but that shit was legendary.

[dodril17]

xD Madonna t shirt ? Do you think youre cool or something like that ? Faggot

[bluntegg]

@dodril17 suck my boner.

[foornaa]

@dodril17 some ppl are queer. andy isn't. you are.

[ThuggyMike21]

Your Fat 

[kcjames801]

yo nice shit any checkout my bud vids homie and my glass vids

[TheSel20]

Your the shit, let's meet. (:

[coolio3195]

andy is the EFFING BOMB SHIT ! haah yeahhh andyy =]

[ECWExtremeMoments]

Andy please do your "Andy Milonakis Show" Rap plz man plz!

[Zerak7]

ur awesome

[hero1223]

Andy You should just go die just like GAry Coleman did.lmao

Ur fucking ugly dude

[FAKENGAYY]

@hero1223 gary colmans death isent funny if u think people dying is funny then your a ass hole fagot espeasly with a hero like gary

[ptowngsta]

dude you are a fucking nut!

[kentaih]

you are a shemale but i like you

[ajw159]

nice rhymes nigga

[rmkramme]

sick lyrics

[Megera85]

Only a real bad ass would spit rhymes like that while wearing a Madonna T-Shirt. :)

[Musicman7946]

enough wit dis shit do somthin funny

[cabba00]

keep going andy !

[BSagitarius]

When are you gonna put out a cd or something?

[pedrotrans]

how did u know i was a weed head???? lol

[RiSkD3vo]

your lyrics are alright.. but your style is pretty gay.

[davidaycock]

suka suka dick!!! niCE BEAT MILO KNOCK KIS

[leakleaknick]

your the funniest  my dude, keep it up

[Janaaay]

whoohooo :D ANDY u Rock !!

[dasher525]

I like your Madonna shirt..

[briandaley]

i like how andy calls them verses and NOT freestyles. every rapper out there calls this rehearsed shit freestyling. its a joke

props for recognizing the difference between off the top of the head and written on paper Andy.

[MHEntertainment1]

Nice flow

[ATMRlz]

AM FTW

[scottburns90]

this is lyrically one of andys best

[richflabbytits]

i can tell this isnt a freestyle...itr was written down...ur not that good when u freestyle

[frankensteinhernbat]

@richflabbytits you can see the paper in his glasses

[derekdisco]

@frankensteinhernbat

a paper? its a laptop dumbass.

[TGBoatsNHoes]

@frankensteinhernbat hahaha, idiot.

[Mikistarfish]

@richflabbytits its his computerr

[brettleemovies]

@richflabbytits read the tags tit face. It says "Written"

[trogdor200057]

u should make a rap with ralphie, he was funny

[MarijuanDon09]

check my acapella video...

it's written but i think i have pretty nice wordplay tell me what you think.....

[mindslightlylifted]

Can you pass it, please??

[Gerard300349024]

lol "my couch has og cush-ions" best line

[tjmon666]

madonna shirt...........really

[icespark7]

lol, "my couch got O.G. cushions yo" hella funny

[smiletobubbles]

flow be tight... lyrics be ightt

[CFLOW781]

Hey guys check me out.. Im a young rapper from Boston!

[JSawedoff]

wow suck a golden goose dick forever if u dont re upload half an f

[3MIID3MM]

i love you.

[TRAVIO5O]

teach me how to rap andy

[YungAndFoolishh]

haha dis shit funny as hell

[cheesewheel]

Props for wearing the Madonna t-shirt... If anybody disses, they have bad taste in music

[memosk8r]

hahaha man thats hella funny

[LasPalmasPorSiempre]

haahahah XDDD

[theindustryexposed]

leave a nut in them like a p......damn

[SpongeBob030293]

nice t-shirt

[sgtbdot]

i love andy. i love how he just does not give a flying fuck!

[FrankeeBergio]

andy Idol

[RodGlisinin]

I'm a weed head and my homies got some og kush pimpin

[heatherface]

...Dick fat?

[my16inch]

i love this guy

[npfamenp]

ANDY IS THE MAN......

[percentius]

you guys shouldnt hate on this. this shits cool.

[apollokid2]

suck a dick forever infinity suck a golden goose dick

[jacksturCubstur]

haha Dork!

[ducenickle619]

lol

[HaloMediaz]

Go do the here we go cypher!!! Dumbfounded called u out biaatch!!

[henrymclellan]

@HaloMediaz he did it just look it up

[beenobluhh]

@HaloMediaz he did do it dick face!

[elmilten]

suck a golden goose dick for infinity

[BobLogan]

That was a good rhyme. But it looked like you thooried at :42. Thoor means to expel feces. Remember, oochi is silent but pungent. Porri, porri is loud, but potent.

[pythondude69]

your sucking dick shit is getting old

[Romez23]

Tht was sick nah lying!

[SlappyBros]

i'm happy you're posting videos more frequently

[mscameron22]

YES! Its beautiful Andy.. make more liek this!

[jkr33p3]

suck a golden goose dick priceless willy wonka shit nigga

[darrenzimm]

life is a mystery... just like a prayer I'll take you there. Love da shirt Andy!!!!!!

[veddy999]

Fucking rights dude!!!. this is awesome LOL

[gurgy73]

WOW all these muthafuckin haterzzzzz up here. Have you guys had a tv show have you guys been to and MTV awards shows oh wait, you havent oh well SHUT THE FUCK UP! hahaha best line ever NUT IN EM LIKE PISTACHIOS!!!!!! god what a lyricist

[YasharWTF]

ahaha

[hprw1]

YOURE A GODDAMN NIGGER WITH UR MADONNA SHIRT PUT ON. FAG

[KevinRomero]

@hprw1 "with ur madonna shirt put on" ... wtf you illiterate basterd.. you type like a redneck and make no sense

[schaefshootr]

Do u have a job?

[naifen321]

andy this is tight like puppys ears.

[grantkerr94]

only gangstaaaaaaaaas wear sunglasses indoors!

[ElectricPid]

Whoa, I was eating pistachios. Are you a rapper or a fucking psychic?

[clammyclaude]

omg i cant stand his rhyming n how he looks when he does it ..its horrible

[jokesearch]

Fuckin love this dude!! Every raps golden. KEEP IT UP HOMIE!

[MOSAFOX9]

arent u reading it off the screen!?

[IceKoldKilla1992]

@MOSAFOX9 yes... cant you tell people? VERSE FROM FREESTYLE? freestyle is off ur mind and he says it and verse is written plus he has lyrics on description so...

[bizzyblake]

crusty thighs

[nyuzoo]

Man youre a comedian pls do some funny shit videos...

[gangsta19x]

stop raping and do funny shit

[0adireita]

just like eminem...

BUT FAT!

[itzdeerealjadira]

damn ur hair grue mad quick

[DragonWind524]

go smoke a jay

[canemcanem]

fat german... thats me

=)

[BIGj4Prez]

@canemcanem good story

[True5cience]

like a virgin

[TheFlyingAway]

Awesome

[Darthlongi]

u forgot about the peas on your head

[pdot1337]

do you astill asmoke wqeed?

[occult702]

NUT IN EM LIEK PISTACHIOS. so fresh. golden goose dick ftw.