Chris Rock wanted to be President - Graham Norton Show preview - BBC One

[MrBurgundy76]

obama sucks ass

[sweetieart13]

his voice makes it more funny!

[xonedayillfindawayxx]

Obama is pretty damn cool :)

[loola456]

Chris Rock is just natural at being funny

[Mariananikka3404]

Angelina Jolie IS hot ;)

[ThinlyCut90]

Chris Brown is friggen HILARIOUS! One of the best comedians ever!

[ADD1994]

@ThinlyCut90 *facepalm*

[CrazyAGamers]

@ThinlyCut90 Chris Brown is a comedian ?

What the guy said below me

*Facepalm*

[7gamer7guy7]

@ThinlyCut90 You're fucking ignorant.

[ThinlyCut90]

@ThinlyCut90 Holy crap, I made a mistake and people jump all over this shit?

That's why Youtube commenters are so easy to troll. Although, in this instance, I wasn't trolling, I had a genuine Freudian slip.

[ThinlyCut90]

@ThinlyCut90 Also, people need to chill the fuck out.

[PasCeshi]

Rochelle!!

[BetaArtemis]

The thing about doing jokes about Obama is the man will just revel in the jokes and then throw a joke back at you that's even better. You can't win. LOL

[67Zaka]

<3 Chris Rock!!

[goofyygirl]

love him! so hilarious :D

[AerosmithLUver245]

<3 chris rock

[2601andrew]

Anyone else notice the irony in the Brad Pitt joke at the end?

[davetherave333]

@2601andrew sorry, please explain...?

[poppycock161]

@2601andrew i don't see it ?

[LordPercyTrollington]

@2601andrew No, what is, please explain.

[TehTayzoR]

I LOVE HIS VOICE ....REMINDS ME OF EVERYBODY HATES CHRIS

[Juiceish1]

@TehTayzoR ya cuz he was the narrarator.

[Noruego]

he said bazzinga! lol

[Mihcaelkoppel]

WOW, he says JB as a joke cuz george bush is so stupid he thinks his first name starts with J. Did nobody else get that?

[SheLoves2Smile]

"You better not, you'd get shot!" My mom said the same thing! Nice to know that mothers everywhere are wrecking children's dreams of being the president...

[Fraternity187]

@SheLoves2Smile

Fuck off.

[HuxXy100]

his voice is just funny, i dont know why but theres something about him that makes him great! thumbs up if u agree,?

[danniebear1]

@SuperParsnip16 he is the zebra from madagascar lmao

[SupaaSweetApril]

Haha Chris sounds like Marty off Madagascar (The Zebra)

[xingiex]

@SupaaSweetApril he is, isn't he ?

[SupaaSweetApril]

@xingiex He is? Makes Sense ;D

[juna2509]

@SupaaSweetApril because he does that voice, you sexy retard :-)

[rowsdower12]

It seems like anyone and their mom can be president these days.

[TzoHI]

@Soundgarden8497 LOOOL stop hating. We both know he's one of the best comedians. White boy!

[Soundgarden8497]

@TzoHI bullshit... gay cunt american, you've got no humour. go vote for obama again and have another cry. send some more charity money to africa to spread some more aids to developed countries. PTFO

[TzoHI]

@Soundgarden8497 K.

[SirKowalski666]

@Soundgarden8497 There's alot of funny American comedians. If you can't admit that, well, maybe you just don't know what the fuck you're talking about. There's alot of funny british comedians too, see, I don't have a problem saying that...what's YOUR fucking problem?

[Soundgarden8497]

@SirKowalski666 there might be funny american comedians, my main point is that chris rock is not one of them. he truly sucks

[nrjelley]

@Soundgarden8497 thats your opinion, I like Chris Rock

[60thBDayTattoo]

lol @ "obama is too cool to make a joke about." Black people...

obama's WHOLE PRESIDENCY IS A JOKE!

November 2012 can't come soon enough...

[mcMane24]

@60thBDayTattoo

obviously he's talking about his mannerism, how he interacts with people but hey you also judge a whole group of people because of one opinion so.....

[BetaArtemis]

@60thBDayTattoo And yet he still got to be the President who made sure Osama Bin Laden is dead while Bush spent 8 years throwing America into poverty and war. The only thing that's a joke is the Republican Candidates this year and their stupidity. Come November 2012, Obama will still be in office because Republicans can't find their way out of a paper bag.

[Kay2be2M]

@60thBDayTattoo That's PRESIDENT Obama to you, the man who defeated the REAL enemy of 9/11, ended a war and is slowly but surely trying to pick up the pieces of the horrific damage that u'r precious Bush made. Go back to watching videos of girls getting beaten by their dads cause apparently that's how u get off, old man.

[Soundgarden8497]

chris rock sucks

[Nikon05]

@Soundgarden8497 yeah that's why he's such a famous comedian :)

[Soundgarden8497]

@Nikon05 no, that's just because he's black and americans have a gay sense of humour

[BigBaldAndBadass]

@Soundgarden8497

Soundgarden sucks

[Soundgarden8497]

@BigBaldAndBadass your comment means nothing to me

[BigBaldAndBadass]

@Soundgarden8497

It meant enought to make you comment.

[Soundgarden8497]

@BigBaldAndBadass it takes nothing to make me comment sometimes

[TzoHI]

@Soundgarden8497 LOL?

[TARDISgirl900]

My first reaction was "OMG Its Peter"

[melnjada2]

"your wife is hot" hahahahaaaaaaaaa

[Sinta97]

"You can't joke about Obama cuz he's so damn cool" xD lolol

[cold197]

he sounds a bit like the cops from Monster House - i think

[360Jaffacake]

he does thezebra thats why xx

[MuziekFan1995]

Omigod, he is TOO funny!

[zohaib338]

When i close my eyes and listen, it seems as if Marty the zebra from Madagascar is talking lol!

[DellDoll15]

@zohaib338 thats cos chris does the voice for it

[leoster2]

@zohaib338 you do realise Chris does his voice!

[TheNicolettttt]

@zohaib338 Um maybe because hes the one that does the voice for marty !!!;D

[lolookphor]

@zohaib338 that's because it is

[onetwocombo]

@zohaib338 when i open my eyes it's as if chris rock is talking

[jamie1051]

@zohaib338 Thats cuz he is...

[snickerangelz]

too funny

[Vannereveilar]

Chris rock still looks like a teenager

[lelicheri]

"YOU BETTER NOT, YOU'LL GET SHOT" love his mama...LMFAO

[sidrahsiddiqui]

@lelicheri that was just a story he made up by the way.

[007Influence]

That's it! Britain's kidnapping Chris Rock and were keeping him for ourselves!

[AngryAtTechnology75]

i can think of a millions fuck ups that i can joke about Obama.. he is a joke all together

[SedonaCakesxo]

i love chris rock

[kateandfrends]

Since when is George spelled with a J?

[peacnluv]

@kateandfrends Maybe he was referring to Jeb Bush florida gov? I dunno :/ I guess its easy to mistake G and J phonetically speaking..

[ElvisCamillo]

Chris' voice is so funny.

[1xlottiex1]

hey umm is that marty from madagasgar??

[itsnovender]

@1xlottiex1 yes that is marty

[edthewise]

Time has really stopped for him. WTF!!!!

[TheKPiech]

Listen to the song "I'm an Island" by Kaz Piech!

[janetathome]

hes funny!!!

[MrAloo14]

u'll get shot lmaooo

[darkchild82]

It's true, you can't make fun of Brad Pitt!

[bonitaenr0sa]

I'd vote for him if he ran for president..

[abaachii0keh]

@bonitaenr0sa at least then we'd have a president who made any damn sense and could laugh it off when they accidently shot off a bomb instead of saying something like 'what, that? oh, shit. well, it wasnt us i swear"

[xxsammitxx]

did anyone else notice that chris said "JB" instead of "GB" at 1:05

[keybobrob]

@xxsammitxx fascinating

[noxiousnirvana]

@xxsammitxx thats jackass bush for the uninitiated

[Narutofan1000k]

@xxsammitxx j is easier to say then g believe it or not

[k1ngm3rkage]

@xxsammitxx i noticed, was gonna comment, then saw yours ¬¬

[MrIlleism]

@xxsammitxx Junior Bush perhaps?

[PeculiarAxolotl]

@xxsammitxx Probably on purpose, because Bush is so stupid he'd actually write JB and not GB. I don't know :p

[MrMiaoww]

@xxsammitxx maybe JB is for Junior Bush ?!

[xxsammitxx]

@MrMiaoww well then that would be BJ. not JB. it would not be junior bush, it would be bush junior.

[TheMusic781]

@xxsammitxx hahaha lmao maybe he needs school after all lol...but still he's too funny!

[poppanna]

@xxsammitxx Maybe he knows something we don't...?

[Caittheegreat]

He sounds like Donkey from Shrek.



[LeanneMariie15]

@Caittheegreat Donkey's voice is played by Eddie Murphy, they do sound similar in a way

[Caittheegreat]

@LeanneMariie15 Yeah he should be a cover if Eddie is gone.

[LeanneMariie15]

@Caittheegreat yeah, he's fucking hilarious too!

[pezzamange]

Chris Rock would make a great president!

[RCTPatriot75]

It's funny that in such a short time Obama has proved to be as big a tool as Bush, possibly bigger.

[Varoonmg]

@RCTPatriot75 I remember Bush making a speech on how Humans and Fishes could live in harmony together....Even with a halved cerebral capacity, Obama still remains more intelligent....

People make fun of Bush because he was literally stupid, you criticise Obama because you disagree with him....Do you spot the difference?

[SheepyMilk]

@Varoonmg HAHAHA did Bush REALLY say that?! man, you gotta give him SOME credit though, his stupidity gives us giggles.

[Varoonmg]

@SheepyMilk He was kind of a laughing stock for the rest of the world....

Here in France, in a puppet-show like programme, called "Les Guignols de l'Info", they actually made a running gag, with a mentally retarded Bush drawing things, once it was his penis, and showing it to everyone...xD

[supperunknown]

lol you really can't make jokes about Brad Pitt, even his wife looks perfect

[LightYagame100000]

LOL Brad Pitt such a loser because his wife is so hot. hehe .. umm wait... what ?

[feithx]

wo hoooo :)

[Ebbs1204]

Whenever I hear Chris Rock, I immediately think: IT'S MARTY!

[tiffyj85]

There's at least 1 thing you can say about Brad Pit, he is always eating in almost all of his movies..

[Sweetp000433]

Awww Joshua trying to be funny too...he's cute, I just want to bite him :)

[SquishyCandyftw]

LMAO the Brad Pitt reference was hilarious. That's actually really true o_o

[CarpetStainRemover]

Chris Rock can say anything and it's hilarious. XD

[Elderelsak1]

Find cuff-links with "JB"? isn't George spelled with a G...?

[loveorhateme007]

@Elderelsak1 Maybe he meant Justin Bieber ? xD

[KatlynLovesGod]

I love CHRIS ROCK!(:

[AvmanM]

He won't get shot...not if the bullet costs $5000.

[Elderelsak1]

@AvmanM If the bullets cost $5000, then you would have a bunch of angry gun owners shooting those responsible for the over priced bullets.

[AvmanM]

@Elderelsak1: Yeah, I was referring to Rock's gun control skit (look it up on YouTube). Of course, $5000 bullets would never happen.

[DonnieFanDarko]

Chris Rock is awesome!!!! 

[liamguitar09]

ALEX!!!, MARTYY!!

[StormofBladeZ]

LOL Brad pit!!. oo uuh aadauuyem Your wife is hot! XDD

[sheeprinnyx3]

he said ahhhh yeah your wife is hot!

[allydr90]

George Bush's brother is Jeb Bush. He was governor of Florida a while back ago. I live in Florida. I had to deal with one Bush as governor and another Bush as president in the same time. Jeb was the smarter one of the two... of course. :/

[JesusGodHolySpirit3]

I love president BUSH! hahah this was a funny interview out of all of them!

[Rachiejane1]

Chris Rock is the least funny person EVER. The only thing he has jokeswise is the race thing...He needs to go away - he makes me want to cut my ears off...

[Paulwander]

@Rachiejane1 That is so true - same old shit over and over again...

I hate sellouts like him

[Rachiejane1]

@Paulwander Well apparently that makes you a racist! I think it's sad that people say that about you just because you don't like a black comic. If Chris Rock was white and you said you didn't like him then there would be no talk of racism - sad that this is happening in this day and age...! I just don't like his comedy because it's crap. Fullstop!

[mike7743]

@Rachiejane1 who cares if you like Chris Rock or not, you dumb Brit.

[MadOldPete]

@mike7743 fuck off, don't be a dick and make generalizations.

[Rachiejane1]

@mike7743 Seriously - get over it. And seriously, mentioning the word 'dumb' in relation to British people? I really don't think you want to go there...!!

[Rachiejane1]

@mike7743 Awww bless. Defensive much? I really think you should have some form of aggressive counselling for your anger issues; it's so sad.

[mike7743]

@Rachiejane1 what sad is how your ugly toothless mother gave birth to YOU.

[chykelil4ril]

Dis fool said JB instead of GB lol

[LedZeppelin2073]

lol YOU BETTER NOT, YOU'LL GET SHOT! lol, JB initial, i dont understand this!

[LedZeppelin2073]

lol YOU BETTER NOT, YOU'LL GET SHOT!

[rahsek1]

ya and he is the one who has to fix it 

[glossopcrue]

hes too funny

[rahsek1]

i wish people would stop ragging on Bush...he was the President and still deserves respect...it's our fault as the people of America who voted for him twice anyways right?...and Obama's President now...and he's the one with the oil spill on his hands

[Ail3a]

@rahsek1 The oil spill got nothing to do with the president. It was BP.

[Conceptskatemedia]

@rahsek1 You have no idea what you're saying. If he was a 'normal' person you can bet that he'd be on death row for the crimes he's committed while serving as president.

[PoemJunkie]

@rahsek1 Actually Gore won the popular vote - so it was the electoral college who voted him in twice.

[Rachiejane1]

@rahsek1 Just because someone is a President or has status doesn't mean you can't take the piss out of him! That's stupid - Bush was a TWAT. End of.

[punkish87]

Chris Rock is awsome

[jimbobown]

lol this is jokes i love chris rock.

[max19088]

i dont care what ppl say chris rock is a legend hes hilarious have you got the full interview

[makhal]

His talking bout bush so guess that's why he said JB anyway he would never take the piss out of a homie lol

[staclynn72]

This was on last night here, he is sooo funny, I want to see it again.

[ossanamama92]

haha chris rock said J.B initials, while its G.B initials 1:00

[caprisunchikrox4eva]

i love chris rock, i want to marry him

[dotdin68]

JB on a cufflink? well it wouldnt be george bush's would it? considering george is spelt with a G

[Tweetmylife]

@dotdin68 Eh, he was an idiot, he probably thought his own name was spelt with a J, not a G.

[ViikkiiC2]

awwwk i love himmmmmmmm <3333333

[TheMassAnnoyance]

Graham norton is the most irritating person I know. The only time he's funny is when he's playing an annoying person on Father Ted.

[dunsedog]

@TheMassAnnoyance he does play it well.

[tmos222]

@iamhardy1 Wow, what a happy person you are

[willsimo1000]

@iamhardy1 same

[iamhardy1]

@joevictor53 good evening friend

[lu6764]

coudl dis guy be anymore funnier?

[Tweety1985love]

Omg i love Chris Rock &&& Joshua Jackson ever since i was a kid! :)

[Avrilroczbetterthanu]

i love chris rock...but now that ive seen Madagascar 1,2 and 3 i always remember marty

[basboosa]

seriously y is every1 here sooooo uptight! chris is one of the funniest comedians in hollywood..every1 here who thinks otherwise needs to grow up and learn to take a joke

[MrShearnykid]

i watch this last night it was so funny !!!!

[xNatalie24x]

Chris Rock is hilarious, That joke about getting shot had me in stitches. OMG is Chris Rock 45??? I thought he was about 32. Joshua Jackson looks older and hes 31.

[EllysaE]

@xNatalie24x OK I'm gonna start of by saying this isn't racist in any way! Darker skin has pigmentation that acts as a natural sun screen prolonging skin elasticity etc. This keeps ppl with pigment looking younger. That's just how it is, but Joshua Jackson is still smokin' hot!!!

[RandomDude372]

@xNatalie24x Black don't crack

[peacnluv]

@xNatalie24x You know what they say: Black don't crack! Know what i'm sayin?

[peacnluv]

5 people have no sense of humor