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  • Omg that was funny as heck!!!!

  • she got a mouth bigger than a shark

  • lmao

  • beutiful singing

  • i love her natural hair like that

  • like if youre white & you thought this was hilarious ♥

  • you fucking racist bitch

  • @mtara45667 shes not racist, her best friend's white...

  • how is she racist if she is black honkey. white people enslaved us. thats why all ur bitches love our dicks. but im just sayin lol

  • lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • sounds like your talking about grandparents to me. still funny tho i dont know anyone who does anything you mentioned tho, sure there must be somewhere

  • I swim, I walk to school everyday, love me some mayonnaise .... All I need is a Schwinn Bike (which I had to google) and then I TOO can b part of white world!!!!

  • i think shes skinnier there

  • Love the video she is sooooo funny but I got a question how does a argument start over about Americans and Europeans of who's better btw polish people aren't smart my uncle grew in poland and came to America with his mom I had to teach them what electric stove was and what it does and the mom put a glass of water in the oven to warm it up at 345 degrees it melted the glass cup

  • I am sorry that I make you feel left out when I ride my Schwinn bike.

  • yes glozell, come over to the white side bwahahaha

  • she sing good doe . 

  • @CrazedPoptarts though learn to spell

  • omg o3o she singed that song with a little bit of... hum... hate? look at the end >w< just saying

  • i mean she just making a joke and yall gettin offended i mean wow....but im not white....stop being so serious

  • There's a huge difference between calling someone "a porch monkey nigger" and saying someone likes mayonnaise and hiking. I'm sorry, but I think most of you are just trying to make yourself out to be a victim because she said "white people."

  • im white and i thought this wus hilarious. especially wen ur llike eat mayonaise cuz i had mayo today and they do golf alot ily glo always hav alaways will <3

  • aint she missin ah earring lmfaoo

  • lol i love this cuz i love jokes and all, sept im white and i dont hike or swim nor go bikeriding LOL :D

  • I swear some of the comments on this video are hideously ignorant. There is no such thing as "reverse racism." There is such a thing however, as being ignorant of one's own social privilege, and yes, sadly white privilege is still a very real thing. I'd like to point some people to the article "Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack" by Peggy Mcintosh... So before anyone dares to call Glozell "racist against white people", please actually know what you're talking about.

  • LMFAOOO!!!

  • i thought this was a song about pochouhountus

  • I really like your hair like that

  • Is it me or is her other earring missing?

  • P.S. - burn her.

  • I like the part where the nigger sings.

  • you loook super skinny. i thinks its because your hair it up

  • as a French Canadian observation of Americans it seems to bring them all great joy to fight over their race and politics... I think I will go and build a snow man now, eh!

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  • Youre missing an earring. xD

    nd the only reason why we get offended by black people things is because we have names for ourselves tht are used QUITE too often and who ever saw that video tht said "I hate black people but Im not rascist?"

  • wow...i like how she doin it to the melody of The Little Mermaid bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  • You'ze a HOTTTT MESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • It's funna how everyone is 'offended' by the white stereotype

    She's saying that we swim, hike and eat mayonaise..

    Wow, how wrude and stuff... It's just funny and really harmless :)

  • xD LOL

  • love how she only has one earring in xDDD & this is too funny . LMFAOOO

  • DOUBLE STANDARD...BUT,FUCKIN HILLARIOUS. AT LEAST SHE GOT DA GUTS. btw...im white for all da ppl that didnt know white folks cant spell neiver...

  • "on a hill, on a schwin bike" LOL

  • Eating Mayonnaise........!

  • omfg..you look like wiz khalifa

  • You are not funny at all. You should fine a new line of work

  • @garb477 She actually is very funny to most people. But that's your opinion and you don't have to post it if you don't liker her don't comment.

  • BUT YOU ARE PART OF WHITE WORLD...YOU ARE SPEAKING ONE OF OUR LANGUAGES. FUNNY STUFF.!!!!!

  • I Love how she has only one earring on:) XD

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  • I have seen many videos of this girl  - i think she is funny- i said it before she should have her own show!!!! She seems to have white people on her mind alot- most black funny people do.

  • Glo GLo you play all day!!

  • My ancestors were extremely pale, blue-eyed people from the western islands of Scotland. From this song, however, I now know that I don't fit the definition of white. ;-)

  • Omg too funny

  • I think it's funny how Tiger Woods plays golf and im pretty sure he is "BLACK"!

  • @1998zb Tiger Woods is part Black and Asian and Native American and White. ...It's the White part that's golfing. :D

    [ok, the second part is a joke, the first part is not]

  • @1998zb

    He's multi-racial.

  • On their Schwinn bikes!

  • ilike  your videos

  • i just noticed half way through shes missing an earing. . . when did that happen?! O,o

    

  • ha ah this sounded like a disney song

  • @MARIJUANA41011 its comedy, she is just joking around and if u didnt know that she is a comedian well now you do so she is not racist she is just kidding around

  • she always does her wink,kiss

  • I don't wanna do white people'stuff man .Do you know how hard it is for a fat chick to go jogging ? How hard to walk ur dog in the freezing cold? Sort out recyclable trash ...my white BF does all that . And he sure loves his mayonnaise ...lol . Spot on Glo

  • >:U mean

  • lol schwinn bikes? no but I know some people are offended.

  • are you skinny or fat but anyway u are still f'n funny

  • Isn't swimming,hiking,vacation,and all the other stuff good? Except for the freezing offices people sure like to have the ac cold

  • Lol where iz her other ear ring?!?!

  • you look good with an afro!

  • You know SOME of the white folks on here are getting offended, even though they're probably covering it up and saying that they're not.

  • eating mayonaise is rite x3

  • press 5 then 2 fast repeatively! lol

  • And another racist video...it doesn't matter what race you are...Peace

  • Song about White people stereotypes = funny

    Song about Black people stereotypes = racist

  • @doofus8812 Please see my reply to @og3171995 The same speech has completely different meanings depending on which side of the power tracks the speaker is on.

  • @doofus8812 because white people have at least one problem with anyone who isn't 100% white....

  • @doofus8812 I guess its because black people didn't enslave white people for couple hundred years...

  • @ScorpioInLust Well way to take the high road and work toward better race relations. Oh wait, Glozell is just resorting to humor that inspires more hatred and racism. Nice.

  • @ScorpioInLust Oh, great, well I guess with this kind of attitude we can look forward to another 100 years at least of tension and hate between blacks and whites. Keep up the good work. As for me, I'll try to enact real progress. I have a dream, I hope it doesn't get in the way of your fun.

  • @ScorpioInLust Actually, funny thing, they did enslave people from white countries hundreds of years ago.

  • @DaFawky who?

  • @retaillovee Black people.

  • @DaFawky and im asking, what white people did the black people enslave from white countries?

  • @retaillovee They came from many European countries normally taken off the shores of France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, even as far as Iceland and England.

  • @DaFawky could you message me links to this information, i would love to learn more...

  • @doofus8812

    get over it doofus.

  • @Smithpmba Nah. The get over it attitude is shite.

    We should acknowledge issues instead of ignoring them or mocking them (making them less serious and distancing us from reality). Not to mention that this video is an example of using the same stereotyping and bigotry that white people are (and should be) condemned for.

    It's no wonder racial tension is still such a problem.

  • @doofus8812 dont get offended man.

  • pause at 0:53 .. thats why i call them porch monkeys.

  • you know wat im white i just think thats races like really and im 13 girl and i think that just not right like seriuosly people COME ON!

  • "Freezing in their offices" hahaha SO TRUE!!!

  • This doesn't offend me because I know it's a joke, but seriously, what if a white person sang a song about black people stereotypes. A BLACK HOLE WOULD SUCK US ALL IN. Double standards. Love them.

  • @og3171995 It's NOT a double standard. In our lop-sided society, the two situations are not the same. I'll give you a clearer illustration. I have a gay friend who sometimes calls his gay male friends "Mary". There's no patronizing in that. Now, imagine if the president got on TV and said "A bunch of Marys came to the white house today". The same speech has completely different meanings depending on which side of the power tracks the speaker is on.

  • @donz123 I still think it's ridiculous that we try to be "equal" to the minorities by shoving the majorities aside. Don't see much equality there. I'm not saying it's a double standard if a black person makes fun of a black person, I mean it's not fair black people can say whatever they want about white people, but we're not allowed to poke fun at black people.THAT'S a double standard.

  • @donz123 Your comparison is not adequate. Not to mention if your gay friends want name calling to stop they should stop encouraging is use by anyone. Or they should expect that it lose its meaning and not pay attention to its use by others. And no matter what side of the track you're on, this is a video of a woman stereotyping an entire race. A lot. You won't find any equality or strong race relations doing this. Just more hate.

  • @og3171995 it depends on the context and other factors other than just race i have white friends and they have made up songs about "black people" as have i about "white people" just depends on situation

  • @og3171995 dont worry!! black people have/are/ and will continue to sing song about black stereotypes to make up for it:)

  • @og3171995 well it sure wouldnt be named i want to be where all the black people are.....

  • @og3171995 you know why? coz it's all about history. Look what u have done to Africa. Im not hating btw, You brought them here and used them as a slave.

  • @knowmehuh I didn't, technically the Europeans did. I'm not proud of that part of our past

  • @knowmehuh American constitutionalists, of all races found on the US at the time, fought for equality. The jews started slavery. Since jews are white, they can be found disguised in the middle of european people. Just look for white, hook-nosed, black-haired, face-deformed, blasphemy-speaking, money-hungry, evil people. We call them Zionists. They started slavery, world wars and will create the global government.

  • @Mr1234563123 okay I believe Americans are more good than European coz they built their constitution according to the bible, that's why they succeded in every part of prosperity. But i.e if some girl gets hurt from a black guy, her pa is gonna talk to her what's da matter with u? she is gona tell him and her pa is gonna answer what do u expect from a black guy? is this a lie?

  • @knowmehuh I'm European and listen you son of a fucking bitch. Americans are lazy fucker that are worthless shit. Europeans are wayyyy better mostly polish people. There acually smart and not stupid americans like you. And were not lazy... and america is brand new so no historical places like europe. Americans are bullish*t mostly the whites. and she's awesome so stfu asswhole. Europeans are way better

  • @Pdawg19981 bro I didnt insult or mean to hurt ya. Why would u curse man?

    oK i agree that Europeans got history but they didn't prosper that much and they changed all the churches and sold some of them. The depression rate is high in Europe. I still dont hate you and curse on you man. Cursing and insulting is wrong. And do u think Europeans got a beautiful history? They took lot of treasures from Africa ma goodness and dont forget the story of Hitler and Mussoloni there were famines too.

  • Lol she's missing an earing!

  • wtf...lol... she wants 2 be white?..haha she cracks me up yall...she makes my day... thankyou @glozell1 for making me smile

  • PRESS different NUMBERS and MAKE BEATS... LOOOL (y)

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  • i am offended by this.

  • Black people don't use mayonnaise?

  • press 7 xD EELS !! :D

  • Trust me dear, the white world sucks.

  • me too sister

  • why is she so thin ?!

    

  • @thejellyfishsong exactly wtf !

  • she's a great singer ;) 

  • LMFAOOOOO pause it 0:33 ;p *dying*

  • Keep pressing 4 lol

  • Hahaha! I love how you put swimming in there... last year I went with a singing/drama team from my college on a mission trip to Israel, and my Mexican friend and I (white kid) were trying to convince our black friend to get in the Mediterranean Sea with us. Up until that point, I didn't know going swimming was a cultural thing! It took a LONG time, but once we finally got him in, he deemed it an incredible experience, and he recommends that all black people go swim in the ocean. :)

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  • press 2 LMAO!!!!

  • Then hitch a ride back to Earth..

  • OMG... i can't bulve how funy u r

  • You look crazy thin here!!

  • I think you should try to write an entire musical ....It might be very cathartic for you to bring a creative story to the forefront.....with lots of emotional songs...neh?

  • You are best than them

  • That's wrong

  • are mayonnaise illegal to coloured people or something ...? O.o

  • you cant swim you'll get your weave wet

    and if you want to sit in an air-conditioned building you'll get there too. so start off with a hardworking job instead of impregnating all your black women.

  • i watch this in 2011 and you look so young!!!

  • GloZell,

    what in the world? LOL!

    "They swim."

    xD I'm glad I learned how to swim. I'm one of the few Black people I know that know how to swim.. haha. They're all like "I don't need to learn how to swim, I stay above high waters!"

  • Girl u krazy! LOL!

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  • really it's never alright to say Nigger.. but you think it's okay to say white people in the belly of a shark? I really enjoyed watching your videos but... come on girl there's to sides to racism... and fueling the fire isn't funny or helpful I want complete equality of mankind as much as the next person but this isn't helping... come on glo....

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  • just one more slap in the face.

  • honsetly am black and mexican but i hae many whites in ma famliy so i see nun worng wiff this she said she want too be were the white pplz and sum white pplz like too act black i just see it as a joke this lady here is every funny dnt take in so seiro 4real ni99er and stuff no need now a dayz most pplz are mixed so get over it am pretty sure she wasnt beeing racist

  • I love glozell

  • How is this racist though?

  • I'll shoot my mayonnaise on your watermelons.

  • Wow, what a racist cunt. I love how it's ok for black people to be racist ass holes and no big deal, but if a white person does it, everybody gets their feelings hurt. This is ignorant and the bitch is a straight up hypocrite.

  • @LightningBoltz How was that racist? She said nothing about her race being better than any other race. She's a comedian. Comedians make jokes; offensive and not. Lighten up.

  • racism.

  • hahaha love this!! sooo funny

  • STUPID NIGGAH BE-OTCH

    

  • Does anyone els thing sges obbsessed with White People .......... Ive seen like 4 videos all about white people ..

  • @MsKnuckles17 Yeah, she is. It's fucking obvious. I mean, racism is pretty much a dying ideology derived from our tribal nature of not accepting someone different into your group. This nature served man well back in the day when it was an issue of survival. People like "GLOZELL" need something to cling to. Seems like hating white people is her thing.

  • @LightningBoltz It's a fucking joke, get over it you over dramatic cunts. She never said anything RUDE

  • your a legend :D<3

  • what shit is that ????? :-O

  • "With all the "Change" I will help white people keep their culture." What the fuck is that? White culture will always be around, however, the only ones that need to focus on keeping their culture is blacks. There's a black man in office, he's educated, quiet 'white-minded' himself. Maybe you should try to follow.

  • lol

  • Press 6. lol

  • SHE CAN SING REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @sophierosesuzzie because she has BFA Musical Theatredegree!

  • Press 6. HECKA FUNNY!! MAYONNAISE!!!!

  • i want to be where the caucasians are. i want to see, see them offbeat dancing..... hahahaha thats soooooo funny!!!!

  • hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaha­aha!

  • uncle ruckus's daughter

  • Press 6 for MAYONAISSE!!!

  • MAYYONAAIISEE!

  • Some of y'all dont even know how to spell racist

  • RACIST BITCH

  • @joeytherocker1 its a joke moron 

  • WHAT DO U CALL IT? EATING MAYOOOONAISEEE :D

  • RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • so rasis

  • Yeah, we found the next biggest Broadway musical

  • lol this reminds me of the little mermaid

  • @nessa1992ful1 Thats the point

  • She looks thinner and younger here.