Mass Effect 0.1

[TazminTv]

The Anderson PC needs to reboot

[pocketlint60]

"I'm itchin' for some real action!" -Jenkins, while staring directly at Kaidan Alenko's penis.

[ScottyW89]

Huskie the heroic husk

[keshaz12]

I paused constantly at the beacon thing, found kelly with mordins head, priceless!

[ootfan5]

bloodninja references = instant win.

[kalars88]

Shepard doesn't eat Tali until ME2.

[Whoneedsareallife]

I shouldn't have been drinking at 0:40

[darklink2k9]

It's our best chance to secure the bacon.

[fjord407]

giant telepathic TURIAN

[onlycicala]

So if Shepard eats Tali, what happens to the story for Tali in Mass Effect 2?

[KMxHearts]

I require lotion, snow and hungry nathak.

[Ricorolu]

> Naked Kaiden walks by

> Harkin looks down and at him as he passes

> Nods in approval

[deathwatch962]

lol thumbs up if you think this would be the best soundboard ever!

[dagon940]

Is the alliance trully ready for this ? Jelly ?

No.. Not yet .

[ChrisLikesAppleJuice]

2:21 LOL

[BethsBroadcast]

*Raepface*

[suckmypokecock]

5:03 Ashely seems to be watching from Youtube going "WTFF???"

[MyFishWillPwnU]

5:28 ; A vorcha in Tali's veil tongue wrestling Thane.

Groovy.

[MyFishWillPwnU]

I like how the image that finally blows up the bAcon and downs Husk!Shepard is Sheploo's Rapeface.

[modiby]

What is that guy in the red gasping?

[EskimoErikk]

@modiby I keep wondering the same thing!

[dagon940]

shit man you high !? XD

[DarkElite98]

joker, EDI called. she scaned 149,946,794,674,287 viruses on the normandy.

[TheNexus]

This has probably already been asked, but while I sift through the 219 comments, what's the song that starts at 4:20?

[agsii1]

@TheNexus Unused audio from ME1.

[UshiromiyaMamoru]

Is the alliance truly ready for this....JELLY!!!?

[DevilishMew]

Whoa, Husk Shepard animates surprisingly well.

[stevej71393]

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer

[Reapka]

Giant telepathic turian? wtf lol

[SchwarzerVirus]

*husk gets drawn to the beacon and a visions is implanted in its brain*

"I can see into the future..." 0o0

[tes4o]

I WISH TO BE ALONE

[jajabinks92]

Gawd dammit Joker, stop screwin everything up and pull it together!! xD

[wootlegion]

It's disturbing, that mumbling fits Nihlus too well

[Clifftopher08]

You make the best mass effect parodies EVER!! *subscribed*

I'm even more excited for Mass Effect 3 so I can see what you do with it.

[DaLucster72]

Mass Effect 0.2 please!

[Earo16]

2:34 is amazing.

[luigifan07]

this is like a YTP

[wootlegion]

@luigifan07 More like a MEP

[LainaInverse]

Why do I never learn to swallow THEN laugh?

[Justas923]

"Revers and hold at 38,5"

*Jacob*

[supremcaos]

Category: Education

Tag: serious political ramification

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOL

Mass Effect 0.2?

[gravityhammer25]

4:50 LOL

[Frankererest]

*looks at horrifying kaidancrotch*

I'M ITCHING FOR SOME REAL ACTION.

[BagelBoi53]

4:50 davidanderson.exe is unresponsive. Please make sure the .massrelay files are in their correct locations, and restart the application.

[BagelBoi53]

It's our best chance to secure the bacon

[nirvana911]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL

[EnorusLoL]

Bust a move

[AnnoyingAsianWitch]

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[ghastdream]

5:31  what. jsut what

[ghastdream]

LORIK QUIIN X Udina, new OTP

[SpyBot6446]

2:21 the best part

[SpyBot6446]

These videos are a goddamn masterpiece.

[CharmieKid]

"I don't like Turian's in general. What with their disgusting mandibles and their scales and their...........Nihlus is right behind me isn't he?"

[hapytreefriends78]

I watched Shepard's visions and......God......

[coolasiandude]

Your video is soo epic that at 1:02 with the captions on, it clearly says 'win'. Great way to start into it, no? Totally tells what we are in store for, yes?

[reaver2313]

Anderson.exe has stopped working. Would you like to send a progress report to Udina or the Council?

[TimbukTurnip]

I saw many horrifying images, and a picture of a My Little Pony comic thing, when husk-shepard received its vision. They will keep me awake at night.

[tanx20]

WIN

[BagTheMEAT]

Don't relax and use this technique that you got crew members in the insanity

[whatyouis]

It's our best chance to secure the bacon.

[XboxAnnihilator]

@GhostSnake Yes :D

[GhostSnake]

DO THE WORDS serious political ramifications MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

[quysjuh]

I love the fact that Jenkins and Chakwas, are constantly watching @ Kaidan manly part.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

The Gasbag "Spectre" floating in circles near the Recquisitions Officer, because he's "Above the law" with the words "FUCK THE POLICE" in all caps- part just absolutely killed me.

I'm still laughing.

[UrdnotWrex55]

'What the hell are those?!"

"Spectres...Spectres operate above the law" *FUCK THE POLICE*

Cracks me every time :D

[TLRedemption]

TELEPATHIC TURIAN

[Triangularthing]

"See this drink......this drink is my only friend."XD

[EvilNinjaDuckie]

"Ah, sorry, that was supposed to go to my earpiece"

I LOL'D

[HaxJaxs]

I love these videos xD

[NFSKing]

om nom nom nom

[YellowoboeThe]

"I try not to think about Akuze."

"It was gorgeous."

[cerealanthony]

Is it me or is Corporal Jenkins Staring at Kaiden's dick

[cerealanthony]

Batarians are Red

Asari are Blue

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

This hurts you

[funnykittyco]

don't drink from 4:21 to 4:31 or it will get in your keyboard and won't be able to finish the video.

[FrozenDairy]

i dont know why but the last 10 seconds had me dying of laughter.

[SuperSamsung96]

3:25 DERP xD

[72Armed]

Its our best chance to secure the BACON!

[Totikoma]

Don't worry sir, I'm not gonna screw this up.

[GhostSnake]

giant telepathic TURIAN

[HalfHourDump]

Thrusters: CRAP

Navigation: SHIT

Internal emission sync engaged: WHAT THE SHIT

Drift: SHIT SHIT SHIT

[mercify9]

shepard eats sloopy dog

[SuperCrazyYoshi]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Do Another Mass effect 0.1

[xen0byte]

Bioware could learn alot from this.

[Talonere]

I'd imagine that was the Shadow broker's beacon, the place where he dumped all of those things that he desperately wished to be 'unseen'.

Seriously, that was some terribly terrifying shit.

[whatyouis]

"Honors for this video: #18 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Education."

Seems legit.

[ULTIMADONUT]

Something tells me that you are subliminally trying to turn us all into Bronies. This isn't what I thought Mass Effect meant. But it now makes so much sense...

[Naxwell]

This has honestly reminded my of how awesome the first Mass Effect was.

I should play it again.

[anticliche321]

The husk's prothean warning is of cerberus and really f'd up mods. :o

[SIriusness0]

My Hanar is augmented.

[claytonaut]

I guess you could say after he interacted with a beacon, Shepherd became a husk the a man he once was.

[Gzero91]

Hell yeah! I'm hungry?

[gamevidsproductions]

the captions are right, this is a win

[gamevidsproductions]

i subbed

[MrBrandonPotts]

Thank you, Adam Kovic, for tweeting this for us.

[XboxAnnihilator]

There was nothing in the prologue of this video that made sense haha

[Dipstikk]

Mordin clones your hot sister and I get with her. I should go.

[Molkifier]

"Are you trying to start an interstellar war!?"

"Yes" :3

[axeinface]

FUCK THE POLICE

[RustyTheTroll]

Best thing I've seen this week.

:D

[Haasth22]

Mind = Blown.

[Cornspenser]

1:06 "win" LOLOLOLOL

[Fluorespar]

Transcribed Audio:

"I sincerely hope you're kitty, Corporeal."

[Arkveveen]

This is amazing, please continue to make more drop dead hilarious Mass Effect videos this instant. :D

[BouncedmrHappy]

The fucking Flood was here and we fucking kick fucking motherfucking ass.

[Morbent711]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[TF141R13]

KOOOVVIICCCC

[NightSpectrumify]

elektrocigaretta.ru

[nrvrine427]

"Quarians...we should eat them."

"Hell yeah! I'm hungry!"

[Nkovalenk]

3:18 laught my fuckin ass off

[MrSuurijohtaja]

I laughed most at 2:49 and at 5:12

[realgfilms]

pantskat

[GlowingBlur]

Oh god, I can't stop laughing! I love you, agsii1

[Slademodo]

Really glad to have suscribed to your videos a few months ago. Keep it up !

[93hothead]

All those visions are the upcoming orgies heard has to withstand.

[OverStuffedTaco]

Jenkins couldn't look away from Kaidan's dick

[Nkovalenk]

Goddamn it's way too funny

[iPhonemod702]

FUCK THE POLICE

[YourFriendsFromReach]

Is the Alliance truly ready for this Jelly?

No...

...not yet.

[2344553]

At 5:29, in one of frames of the vision is that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fanart with Twilight and Pinkie Pie, where Pinkie says "Jesus Christ, how horrifying".

[Uyoba]

Учи англицкий, братюнь.

[MrBaniFaci]

чё за хуета? Оо

[Sometimesnormal]

"-Nasty prison shower scene"

[Isaidlunch]

Head shaking Wrex is a cutie!

[Foxiesz]

win

[XboxAnnihilator]

Pressly has some serious balls saying that he doesn't like turians... and he's standing between two turian spectres xD

[xxxStarGirlxx]

Omg this is brilliant :D Still I wonder what the hell is going on in your head ....

[vendo233]

2:21 OMG, That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time, brilliant!

[anticliche321]

lithe and sexy and for justice!!! NAKED KAIDAN!!!! :D

[khamza111]

Just like you on Akuze.

I try not to think about Akuze.

It was gorgeous.XD*Chakwas and Jenkins both staring at his dick*

XD

[ArtisticStyles]

3:21 DERP

[FlinckShinesOn]

@Doom2Guy Yeeeees yes it is, now I remember x) ty

[yoarg]

Homsar Nihlus oh my god I'm dying.

[0v3rflow3rr0r]

wtf man

[MegaMrYoshi]

5:25 oh dear god no

[Kelsor815]

that was amazing

[TheOnlyTechnoFish]

SO GOOD

[LordLucan375]

This is the best video ever, of all time.

[Blashbuck]

1:02

win

[iammaxhailme]

This is why model swaps are the best thing ever.

[iammaxhailme]

Nihilus Homsar for president

[Foxman955]

"Lets not dwell on the past commander, now do you need anything else?"

"Yes, my pants"

[TehKarlyChan]

3:06 Is it me or does Jenkins look like Sandal from DA:O?

[HaloGhost23]

I have the weirdest boner.

[ui264]

MASS ERECT

[teejayandjon]

@ui264

ASS ERECT

[fashnek]

What the hell am I watching?

[Numdenu]

*reads tags* Hm...I think the husk should be named Bobo.

[Ilichburger]

thumbs up if you also thought that in 4:52 ur pc really had a problem

[rushnerd]

This was a triumph.

[BlueBlanky]

And sincerely hope your kitty.

Don't relax and use this technique that you got crew members in the insanity.

[FPSSteve1]

OMG, Nihlus with Homsar's voice!  Genius!

[HaloManger]

lol the tags say find maranda

[MrFinnishdude]

FUCK THE POLICE!

[4everAMetallicA]

this was srsly your best ever video. Period. plz make MOAR like this :D

[bananacheesemonkey]

that.was.AMAZING

you sir win the internets

[nytrospawn]

Everyone, secure your bacons, its going to be a bumpy FAFAFA.

[deathward4]

HUSK IS CREDIT TO TEAM.

[MrAnalpfropfen]

what did i just watch lmao?!?!??!!

[ichigofluff666]

Now I just want to see a whole video with the shifty cow Shepard... maybe the whole crew as shifty cows :3

[planerxxl]

DUDE YOU'RE SO PRO PLEASE MAKE MOAR VIDEOS OMG

[TheMiniShottty931]

Poor Husk Shepard was never the same again.

[Throsor]

How come I never got the option to eat Tali?

[deathwaitsfornoone]

Best /mass effect video ever.

PERIOD.

sub

[DaGrox94]

"So Shepherd ate Tali" Kppppfftt...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Antediluvian1337]

THIS HURTS YOU

[Athanase48067]

a husk companion is a strange idea

[khamza111]

Thrusters-crap,navigation-shit­,internal emissions-shit shit shit now thats one safe ship to be on!

[cerealanthony]

I love you soo much

[khamza111]

Ill better add this to my report.How are you feeling?Like a morning after shore leave. Well no wonder nobody wants to enter U.S. armyXDhusk armyXD

[weegar]

lol who wouldn't eat tali?