Die Hard, Interrupted

[K4RIGHTS]

I Shot A Kid And I Liked It. The taste of blood and armpits. I Shot A Kid Just To Try It, I hope my girlfriend dont mid it. :)

(Now sing it how Katy Perry would sing "i kissed a girl")

[williamvargas123]

I shot a kid. 

[TMWDBD]

This is some of the funniest stuff ive seen in a while hahahahahahah Thanks for the laugh!

[napalm5]

Thanks for a new take on one of my favourite films!

[troglodyte3344]

lol that was jokes.

[storttorg]

Hahaha i just loved it, "I shot a kid!"

[traida111]

i dont think ive ever laughed so much at youtube

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@traida111 I like picturing you laughing at YouTube. Like, just the homepage or something. lololol

[WFSW32]

Insta-subscribe!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@WFSW32 Insta-thanks!

[UncleFizzmo]

"I shot a kid."

"Yeah, we all caught that the first time, we're trying to ignore it."

Ahahaha, this is epic xD

[TheMilkystainz]

11 people shot a kid

[hulme187]

Outstanding, can't stop watching!!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@hulme187 Thank you!!

[dtgreen7D]

Brilliant! 

[xtremegt2]

Sincerely awesome, wish I would've found this earlier and posted it on some facebooks.

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@xtremegt2 you still can! book that face!

[oni8245]

that was some dam good editing

[thatschill777]

"You are definitely on the naughty list." lmfao

[MookieBrown101]

This is the best thing I have ever seen! I didn't think anyone could improve on Die Hard but this made my 2011, 2012 AND 2013!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@MookieBrown101 the mayans aint got nothin on us!

[thatdude701]

i shot a kid .....

[tanman32123]

This is so fucking Awesome, Die Hards My Fav Movie!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@tanman32123 thanks!  us too!!!

[Qermaq]

Let's see. Multiple statements of "I shot a kid": check. Multiple mentions of Alan Rickman as Severus Snape: check. Complaints of the stupidity of previous comments: at acceptable levels.

Yep, this thread is confirmed dead.

[xxlightningzxx]

hahahaha I love this.

[GhostOfSide3]

Genius. Its a shame I didn't catch this before Christmas.

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@GhostOfSide3 Just like Die Hard, you can watch this any time of year!

[TheCollegeFilesTXST]

IT'S SNAPE! :D

[THEcurtisEbear]

Your definitely on the naughty list, hahaha

[Gigiaaron]

STOP SOPA!!!!! If it passes, we won't be able to have AMAZING videos like these!!!

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@Gigiaaron Amen

[highspeedhamish]

10 people are parents who's kids got shot...

[JOSHOCEANS]

I shot a kid

[noubani2]

...I shot a kid.

[taterthepenguin]

Dude is justifiably proud. Shooting a kid merits a hefty achievement in Carl on Duty: Black Cops.

[Merjia]

@taterthepenguin Greatest comment. EVER.

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@taterthepenguin This is the best youtube comment we have ever read.

[BrownEyedBeauty003]

professor snape!!

[notabagel123]

never seen die hard but this was HI larious

[brandonmccauley2014]

"hey man you need to quit talking to kids like that or santa will put you on the naughty list"

"i shot a kid"

"you are definetly on the naughty list..."

[bobwatters]

@brandonmccauley2014 haha yea i loled at that too!

[jabtrack123]

this happened to me once...walkie talkies are some scary ish

[drfizzle420]

i shot a kid 

[Leadman1989]

It would have been funnier if the little kid was actually a little kid. Still brilliant concept and editing.

[KhmerNerd314159]

Al 1 haha

[btsksc0976]

...I shot a kid...

[keEpitReal331]

search for.... Baby driving like A Boss.... EPICC.

[penllun]

Best vid I've seen for some time, awesome. Keep it up pal .

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@penllun thanks!!

[bryant8133]

professor Snape sounds the same!! hahahah

[FernandoDANTE]

Video annotation begging for a subscribe is enough reason to not subscribe.

Cool vid though.

[fonebalone]

@FernandoDANTE shithead...



[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@FernandoDANTE thanks...please PLEEEEAAAAASSEEE!!!!!

[mountaindrewbc]

i would have shot a kid, but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Lyndonandre]

who is this? this ius professor snape

[Vathorst2]

Snape!!

[BigBlue0002]

"I shot a kid..." Dude, shut the fu@k up already!

[handtuch42]

Von welchem Film ist das: "Hast du das gehört?" ^^

[barnettbeans]

You are definitely on the naughty list.

[munchies4u]

Did he shoot that Erkel kid? Cuz I'm cool with that.

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@munchies4u Did I do thaaaaaat?

[Uranius7]

Watchu doin there SNAPE??????



[i2Lazy2BeLegit]

...I shot a kid.

[MrJustinArt]

this rocks! xD

[gfsteltenpohl1]

wassup snape?

[FroggyMasterMajora]

Awesome!

[cameforthevids]

this just made me want to watch die hard

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@cameforthevids Yippi-Ki-Yay!!! Such a good movie!

[bkick970]

AVADA CADEVERA!

[superfez09]

Lmao at "I shot a kid"

[Magaman8910]

lol

[boilerboy1992]

SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE

[Luis89142]

I Shot a Kid

[ctswright]

great, really great. one of my fav xmas movies.

[treydog3000]

Haha be proud this was great.

[BATTLEFIELDPCPS3]

1:19 lol

[kamenidriss]

After all this time?

Always.

[ScaryMonstahh]

He was Hans Gruber before he was Severus Snape

[bradwolf07]

funny stuff

[dracowar]

Six guys shot a kid.

[rudran7891]

I thought the guy at the construction site with the helmet looked like Harrison Ford.

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@rudran7891 It's not him....trust me.

[kasimdoubleG]

soap

[Bobster930]

Haha, great video!

[jijojiho]

snape!!!!!!!!

[iTitanium]

Severus snape.

[MisterThrashMetal]

professor Snape!

[AppleTStudios]

This deserves more than 6,000 views.

[Skinadious]

awesome

[fazMcLovin]

hold on a minute. lemme just call SOPA.

[nilsen93]

He shot a kid.

[10Benlane]

This is awesome!!!! LOL!!

[MrMartinf2]

you're definitely on the naughty list.

HAHAHAHAHA

[TheKuinshi]

Never saw die hard...

[QMoonHeartQ]

talky walky!!

[M4gicHat]

HILArIOUS

[Fluffythedestroyer69]

"You are definitly on the naughty list" made me laugh my ass off

[ness1107]

Liked the video. Subscribed- not that the new youtube sub boxes will let me know about new uploads..!

[montejano760]

You should have added in some clips of American Pie 2 with the lesbian scene lol

[kdude34]

I FUCKIN SHOT A KID!

[drybrawler]

did that guy shoot a kid? i didn't catch it

[Saymite]

IMPRESSIVE

[discernment2011]

Funny also good editing .

[SatanistSin]

I need to watch it again ... this time... there will be snow!

[JDMSurge]

This is awsome, great edit work

[ryudragon7]

hahahahahahaha this is great! I love the editing on this.

[localtuber27]

Its CARL WINSLOW!!

[scootsie119]

im glad kevin featured this because this video never showed up in my sub box.

[HiroGames]

Wow. I JUST watched this :D

[nettlefrog]

GUYS, GUYS... He shot a kid.

[flasharoo]

ROFL!!!

[ChrisTechTV]

Die Semi-Hard

[jwdesign336]

There used to be this kid that was an adventure, but a black guy shot him in the knee with an arrow.

[jwdesign336]

I gotta say, I have never laughed so hard. Really funny

[dkbassbwoy91]

everytime i see him i think harry potter, snake and potions

[hypersonamyguy]

I almost shot a kid, until I shot an arrow in someone's knee

[H4ssell]

SNAPE!!!!! 

[123fk]

IS THAT SNAPE???

[FreedomOfTheUSA]

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, ASSHOLE.

[bazzarr]

I almost shot a kid but I took an arrow in the knee and dropped my gun.

[BlazingAngelzzz]

LOL!!! I shot a kid.. sounds like a new meme.

[juliet333]

Love itttttt

[TheTallGuy31]

Please god prevent "I shot a kid" form becoming into a meme

[H0rcrux]

@TheTallGuy31 - To late. " I was about to shoot a kid, but then I took an arrow to the knee" :P

[neil182sr]

this is crap



[odabi13]

@neil182sr so is your sense of humor :)

[neil182sr]

@odabi13 but at least it's not as bad as yours.

[odabi13]

@neil182sr holy shit you're bad. are you like 6 years old? your comebacks and sense of humor are fucking ridiculous

[MrJammydification]

pure genius :)

[lordchaos3819]

That was totally awesome funny.

[31clint]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is hilarious!

[ejhizzl1]

fish man.

[UnknownMugiwara]

"He said Santa isn't real"

"He's telling them everything!"

[binboyuk]

BOKEH

[xijnnijx]

LOL" I shot a kid."

[ipod141296]

lol



[iUndef]

Hanz Gruber? That's Severus Snape!

[jilesh3391]

preeety awesome, curious though, what was the song in the end?

[RigorTortoiseComedy]

@jilesh3391 The band is Red Monroe and the song is "¡Policia Policia!" Thanks for watching!

[jilesh3391]

@RigorTortoiseComedy thank you, i look forward to your work

[chaosprune]

jeremy fisher???? 

[Euph0ria100]

Nicely done :)

[BestofYTChannel]

This Video has been selected by the channel as one of the best Comedy videos on YouTube and was added to the channel's playlist accordingly. Thanks for sharing.

Regards,

bestofYTchannel

[OneManReunion]

@BestofYTChannel I hate when people type their name at the end of their comment like its a quote or a fucking letter to someone, we see your username below it, it looks stupid.... just stop.

Regards,

OneManReunion

[theseamusexperience]

@BestofYTChannel What an honor

[keEpitReal331]

- Just shut ur mouth.

- Hey don't talk 2 kids that way or Santa is gone put u on the naughty list.

- I shot a kid.

- Well then ur definitely on the naughty list... LOL

[redsnakehead]

I shot a kid.

[lTheGeekyTree]

@redsnakehead you are definitely on the naughty list.

[RoGQuizzno]

@redsnakehead You are Definitely on the noddy list.

[K00L9]

@redsnakehead We caught that the first time, were all trying to ignore it

[cleetric]

too. much. awesome.

[Caryjane1]

Hilarious!! Well done, once again :)

[DonMigliaro]

kinda makes me want to buy some walkie talkies

[Ultrakalifragilistic]

Urkel?

[Dixonherbox]

EXCUSE ME, SIR!...I shot a kid.

[MONOxHAND]

I GOT N EMERGENCY,,, IN MAH PANTZ

[bludclone]

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