The Yellow Bird

[lawyagurl]

This is hillarious!!!! My husband came back from Basic over 12 years ago chanting this cadence. I posted this for him recently and he rolled! (thank you for your service)

[MsDivermuff]

kitty cat on the welcome mat, puppy dog opon the table saw. Left right left right left right kill. Left right left right, you know i wiiiillll!

[chillie2800]

@MsDivermuff LMAO!! i like... thats kinda gruesome tho

[PFCcaraveo]

haha yellow bird with a little jazz fuckin roger hooah

[MCwhiteywhitewhite]

.........lured him with a piece of bread, than I smashed his fucking head

moral of, the story is,

without no bread,

you get no head

[chillie2800]

@MCwhiteywhitewhite glad u know it

[reddevilparatrooper]

I fucking LOVE THIS ! Huuuurrraahhh AIRBORNE !

[hydrobassist]

i will say you can sing like a motherfucker but you just killed this cadence lmao

[0Twitch]

dude that was fucken awesome kudos hahah

[FluffyNazi]

Nigger wrong. A yellow duck with a yellow bill, came a sitting on my window sill, I lured him in with bits of bread then I smashed his fuckin head

[Cantstopthebaddancer]

@FluffyNazi Have you never heard of variations son? Go start pushin until my eyes get tired!

[chillie2800]

@Cantstopthebaddancer lol thats funny

[gsmith139]

A yellow bird. A yellow beak. I lured him in. With some bread. I smashed his head. The moral of the story is. Eat my bread. I smash your head.

[FrostyNugsPVP]

Gave me goose bumps..

[SuperMcMuffin100]

hell yeah damn i hope my DS at boot does it this way! I already know how airborne and rangers is going to sound like

[cecilcountyoutdoors]

my dad told me this cadence. they sang it when he was in basic

[TxInfinity]

I wanna hear you call that in formation...it would sound sooo badass!

[TheVids4u]

You ruined that cadence.....

[hawk7187]

LOL. I like it!! Good job. :)

[philipinoidiot]

oopsy i am a such a cluts

i fell right over and squashed my nuts

[PanamaNano]

tight work brother!!! u shoulda auditioned for American Idol

[mickeyray2123]

Sweet, sweet, sweet and nasty! great voice!

[zemorak]

fail don't sing a cadance

[ExileMe]

@zemorak you have no sense of humor ass

[Goodspittin]

I cracked the fuck up in formation first time i ever heard this one, couldn't help it :P

[BellaSarah78]

Most OUTSTANDING!!! HOOAH!!!

[Ranger11b2v]

nice job there troop!

[PARIANOS666]

u blow



[copdoc]

Nice man!

[cavmedic09]

future soldier get use to the fucking goddamn shit pissing cocksucking motherfucking cursing



[anitashreve1973]

Isn't that funny? But a great voice :) But stop cursing the birds :) I hate profanity as a future soldier :)

[206bl]

@anitashreve1973- Get used to it hot shot.  It IS the Army. Go Infantry. HOOOAH.

[poopmadoo]

@anitashreve1973 get used to it. people like you are the reason our military is going soft. all your sensitive feelings might get OH SO HURT when big mean platoon daddy yells at you for being a dumb fuck-up. THEN your mommy is gonna write their congressmen... yadda yadda yadda. Stop whining. stop complaining. Its the military. We say fuck every other word and say n' shit at the end of every sentence...n'shit.

[streetgangtm]

I grew up listening to a lot of these cadences from my dad, but when I find them on youtube, I realize he censored them quite a bit, lmao.

[alimay23]

I remember doing this one when I was in the army!

[mistretta94l]

i remixed me own cat version a little cat a kitty kat was sittin on my welcome mat i lurrd him in and made him burr and then i ripped off all his furr the moral of the story is that no one likes a hairy pussy

[JamesHowe1006]

Sorry, this was awesome, what I was say was that it sucks that my county doesn't have an ROTC program, or even a JROTC program. Where did you go to basic at?

[JamesHowe1006]

It suck

[MissEyes092010]

I Was Rolling Whn I First Head This ....Watta A Army Candance

[twobazzar]

SUPER PARA TRUPER...LOVE TWICE...

[JustenJ80]

amazing i love singing this when i run :D

[eminemdabest02]

this nigga got soul

[luvallovamii]

i hated this cadence lhh the ds who sang it had a very very annoyin voice.......then she was new so that was the only one she knew......talkin about agonizing.......2 mile walk to the defec sing the samn dame cadene all freakin day lhh

[Alanaclosky]

Our drill sargent taught this and the face of our vegetairan was classic, we need to put the whol cadence on here

[iFanfiction]

lmfao you Eat my bread so i put a dent up in your head.thats the best i love this cadence.to much for JROTC class though

[daniel726252]

@iFanfiction I dont think you so I was in JROTC and we had good time whit A.I's Didn't complain.

[lanier2k5]

fucking outstanding!!thank you for posting!!

[summerville22432]

15 people aren't black

[patriot1775]

out fucking standing

[DrowningInTheNight]

My female DS use to sing verses with a kitten, a puppy and a mouse. Very nice.

[Royak]

love that cadence lol

[shawnaeggins79]

If I didnt know better I would think this is the SPC Robinson I was stationed in Fort Hood in 03.

[nothingmorenothingle]

ROCKFORCE I REMEMBER THIS ONE FROM BCT

[dasexy1nonly]

thanks for the chills through my body......i need to look u up!!!!!!!hehe

[LoveMe52]

very nicely done.

we sang this cadence a week ago. i like ur version better :3

[PoeticRyan]

Never heard this Cadence so well done

[manuelbou]

damn thats some nice voice! also you remember me of the refugees... the mr mr song!

[CryptTKD]

lol ur awesome! :D

[Josurf808]

this is classic. good shit.

[wildllyluvly]

I want the man behind the voice!!!!

never mind that song!!!!

[wildllyluvly]

I want the man behind the SONG!!!!

[daisho13]

Outfuckingstanding!

[Markouz0]

the was a yellow bird with a yellow bill,

sitting and shitting upon my window sill

so lured him in, with tiny crunchs of bread

and took my hammer and smashed his fucking head

you stupid bird

blood everywhere

gut's everywhere

is original

But he does good

[L5a4r3r2y1]

Nice, but it would be hard to march to it. :>)

[tallperson605]

OMG we sang this in ROTC today :D it's the best song ever!!!!

[darthcarlton2012]

this is the best cadence

[jester6917]

Well that's a different version of this cadence... not bad

[SolitaryWarrior2006]

I was expecting the cadence I sang back at Benning close to 15 years ago. This was better. Artistic!

[xxshredderxxx]

This was a great cadence... then i saw this

[Mimi1347]

Yep that's how it should sound... cuss words and all... we had a girl complain that it was too violent.... lol oh well... I loved it...

[MarinePoet]

Great job. Wonderful voice my fellow service member.

[TsgtLengacher]

great voice!!

[KrayzoMAK]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stew501187]

ha i like this version. we sang it like the moral of the story is. if you want some head you need some bread.

[agsiota50]

i always thought the moral was the more bread ya got the more head ya get

[CounterView2000]

fool

[vickyd0ll]

LMAOOOO OMGG.. HAHHAHAHAHA

[airborne16t]

lmfao @ 1:50 (you stupid bird, sittin on my window sill an shittin, you ate my bread. thats why i conminst to putting a dent upside yo head.) thats the funniest shit iv ever heard. but awesome bro. hooah. RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!

[JackleNShackles]

NICE!! You have a damn good voice..!! Nice job on making a Army cadence a regular song...HOOAH!!

[psykotic23]

omfg!!!!! love the cadence...but i nvr heard it sung b4...this is the best i've ever heard it

[seanmmeyers1]

What is the moral folks ??????

[seanmmeyers1]

If anyone tells me the real moral of the story, you will leave me very surprised and happy :) (United States Navy Seabee CM)

[firstponygirl]

a beautiful voice... too bad it's wasted on such silliness

[seanmmeyers1]

@firstponygirl is not silly if you know the real moral :)

[Ironwing913]

hahahahahahah!!!!!!! hooah! lmao lol lol

[B3LLAN80R]

lmfao that was awsome love it!!!!!!!!!

and ur voice is AMAZING!! u should go to american idol

ill vote for u all the way!

i wish i could still give u stars ohwell ill give them to u anyway =)

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[Sane24]

amazing job haha

[stunningstylez]

lol i think the funniest thing i have ever seen!!

[kasieindahouse]

Military stuff always is so potty mouthed. Your voice and your face are both works of God. I hope you don't kiss your mama with that mouth. Keep on singin~! :)

[harmony748]

he is a great singer = )

[kariofcal]

love it i member never herd it with soul though ricardog117@yahoo 11 series once upon a time always

[SGTOUTLAWSLED]

Great !!!! love it never heard it like that I remember the cadence well

[Striker51z]

funny song, good voice

[javi93201]

That's wzup maybe u got talent now do the same with In the early morning rain brother!

[Dazzle0954]

Y the hell cant we sing it like this while we're marching!!!

[CirraPattinson]

hah! it's like the Male version of Nina Simone. I will never be able to march to that cadence again without your version running through my head. kuddos...very cool.

[CRK27]

@CirraPattinson LoL I know right! This is funny as hell

[cakeball10]

you sing like a bird

[awyseguy87]

priceless

[superAholeBros]

hell yeah I've marched to that song so many times and never heard it like that 5 stars

[ballaboy89]

this was my Senior Drill sergeants favorite cadence.. had to do it sooo many times durring fireguard

[ArmyPsyco]

moral of the story is you need some bread to get some head

[chillie2800]

thanks...

[DoorgunnersTanker]

@chillie2800 That is how my DS called it! wouldnt have it any other way. Got smoked for laughing at it like 5 min after I realized what it was

[chillie2800]

@DoorgunnersTanker lol... you can't smoke a rock!!

[zacharypedersen]

@chillie2800 you can smoke a rock i found that out in basic haha

[sonofseven77]

@DoorgunnersTanker No, but they can sure heat that muthaf*ka up! lol

[sonofseven77]

@DoorgunnersTanker No, but they can sure heat that muthaf*ka up! lol

[YoursTruly507]

@ArmyPsyco DS Gallean A3/47 Assassins? That sounds exactly like my DS!

[NYdave1]

@ArmyPsyco hooah , i died when my ds called this one

[myxboxisbroke1209]

@ArmyPsyco if you want some bread protect ur fucking head

[classof2011bhhs]

you have a nice voice but please dont do that again

[citizensoldiergirl1]

damn you got a voice! B Co 2-10 at ft leonard wood sings that one all the time.

[brayzeno0909]

nice voice dude!haha.i like your version

[HowayaBeoir]

Hahahaha stupid bird!!! Some voice on dat fella.

[civilheart]

LOL!

[aussiearmycadetboy]

i know the version:

littleyellow birdy with the little bill

little yellow birdy on the window sile

i fed that birdie milk and i fed it bread

then i reached up with my hand and crushed its little head.

still pretty good

[Skyes9]

Thats the watered down ''cadet version'' for you little cadets who dont say ''bad words''.

[realdevilboy]

ok....

[williemann10]

not how i remeber it but u got some skill behind it brother

[lgndrysnipr]

LMAO OORAH

[cjusmc15]

i remember the first time our DS sang this we all just cracked up. i like my DS's version though a little more. but still this is funny.

[xxash24robynnxx]

ahaha i love this video; one of the firstt cadences i learned to.

[DoorgunnersTanker]

Oh my goodness this was my first cadence we called, I didnt get it untill like 5 minutes after and I started to giggle... It was funny, I got smoked for it, but whatever I said I can't remember made my ds and every1 else start rolling!!!!!! It was a lil diff, but the moral of the story is if you want some head gotta give em some bread!!!! Great singin by the way!!!

[FIZZO360]

You Stupid Bird Lmmfao

[timm215]

the moral of the story is if you want some head you gotta have a little bread

[guillermoAlaguna]

HAHAH LMAO STUPID BIRD

[TheRedJester86]

LMFAO!!!

[93TealLx]

lol yo battle thats tight .....lmao good stuff right there

[jason1309]

i can't run too your version But LMAO funny ooorah

[RiriEmz]

YHUR FUCKING HILARIOUS !

[sundayschool2]

fucking stupid

[lordscrapy]

right on! 21b

[masterdrummer5]

beautiful man...u rock

[walther007]

At first I was like huh... then turned out way cool... Nice video man....

[ArmyRangers55]

Alsome man

[Xarimus]

ROFL..... the morale of the story is... to get some head you need some bread...

[chillie2800]

that's a version true, im using it to express the might of the U.S. military against any threats.

[678way]

I dont care for some of the more colorful words used, but Man, awesome voice.

what a talent!

[littrellc1982]

Lmao. Thats got to be the funniest thing I have heard LOL. Awesome singing.

[lawyagurl]

ROTFLMMFAO!!! My Husband is Active Duty and he sings these cadences around the house. This made both of us laugh until we cried. Thank You for Your Service (I know it's not easy....no matter what opinion anyone has). And Great Vocals!!! You are Soldier Show Material!

[eddvoss]

Too funny and the man has some serious pipes.

[farewellkiss9559]

there can you i tell yall a story~~ LOL

[Sahbomnim]

ROFL!!!!!!!

[SleepyDaBear]

I have tears in my eyes from laughter. I LOVE THIS VIDEO!

[ekactrohsk]

That shit was funny! Too bad we don't call it like that in formation...lmao!

[beccadoll448]

Damn guy! You took that jodie and f****d it all up.

I remember singing that a lot as a CTA, not like that of course. lol

[opfor137]

damn mans got vocals!!

[crashtheatre1000]

This is a special forces (english) cadence. I sang this many, many times and it never sounded as sweet as this I can assure you mate!

[belsol95]

GOD BLEEEEDD YOUUUUUU

[iamthreenil]

this was beautiful. the lyrics just have so much meaning. they truly touch me.

:'(

[thiswontdo]

i like the cadence this based on, instead of yellow it says little bigger and biggest bird, and in the end it says the moral of the story is if u dont have bread u can't get head

[chillie2800]

had to keep it clean lol

[princesslustlove]

great job!

[RavenXHearted]

And me and my friend....have fallen in love with your voice..... :)

[AJVlERICAN]

that is completely genius

[stephanieM1981]

lol

[youreyes16]

hahahaha this was amazing!!!!!

[Nohbdysmyname]

what about the doctor, didn't he came to confirm he was dead?

[Tmac01baller]

lol good stuff

[GObologna]

lmao damn that was funny " i commenced to put a dent upside you f@#king head" wow....

[ududlrlr]

man this shit is funny as hell.

[Abudzo]

ds moralas said we always scred this one like a pooch

[navyseal900]

Hahaha, nice job. This is one of my favorite cadences.

[martita087]

Lmao this was hilarious!

[mikewest77]

OMG! You cracked me up. I was expecting a military cadence! Dude, you should try out for American Idol man!

[Jason791]

Preach brother preach!!! tell them that yellow birds tale of fucking woe lol

[gobears1987]

blood and guts!

everywhere!

blood and guts!

in my hair!

oorah!

aha!

oorah!

AAAAH!

[chillie2800]

love to hear things go kaabluee!! on occasion.

[TLuv08]

wow bro ill give ya one thing you can sing and i love what you did to the cadence :P deff should do more!!!

hoorah

[firefighterman02000]

I LOVE IT

fucking hilarious i love it