I Like Turtles

[TheCavelady1]

This is kind of insulting to japanese people.

I'm sorry but it is true.

[TheCavelady1]

This is inappropriate for young kids.

[225crazyking]

Hahaha you are talking to yerself

[collinbollin]

my right ear feels left out

[3filbert]

Please cut out the cuss words and plant a tree.

[MrNOSIRRAH1997]

mate your a fucking dickhead

[musicrinda]

You should swear in nigongo. I thought the turtles in Japan lived in the sewers.

[xoxoAngelaZoe]

turtles



[xoxoAngelaZoe]

i love thisssssssssssssssssss

[huoopt]

i mind you saying "fugi!"

[lifeisna]

KEEP THE SWEARS!!!!!!

[Pixiegirl77873]

where u live? I FUCK U! :P lol

[nathaiel1ackerson]

keep it up

[swiftstar5]

your face bothers me but ur so sushi funny

[JoyS401]

U SOUNDED LIKE ALBERFUD WITH THE ACCENT :D

[BananaDisease]

i live in IFUKU :)

[dilluminous]

the turtle smuggling failed...

IT WAS A TURTLE DISASTER!!!

gettit? turtle? total?

My comedy is wasted

[pinkloverr7]

my ears a very fragile....

[Crackheadcow]

you ,you

[pantera5966]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Yeah bro, i could care less xD i love fucking turtle.. But, i love penguins more.. the smuggle much more..

[macchupicchu21]

fucking motherfucking swear!

[nicholishere]

me no care

[GeorgeWells13]

I like trains

[monoham1]

swear a bit more you cunt

the only fucking word that bothers me is nigger (but not nigga)

[WisdomInHeresy]

the wierd accent was from mikey in the mummy?

[HalfLord]

Say swear words, it's more normal man, EVERYONE swears. = /

[stevenh366]

I hate the word...THE THE also HI HI Also I HATE PEOPLE>.<

[PartTimeZombeh]

Turtles i was just watching a dwarf Diggy diggy hole 

[klaafamily]

@PartTimeZombeh same here

[PartTimeZombeh]

Turtles i was just watching a dwarf dig a hole

[Materialgirl1021]

Words I hate: nice love nice love like care gentle care gentle like JapanArchist

[ktroy1997]

words that bugg me are

you me nice kind love care gentle they are very hurtful words

[hiphoplivs]

did you know the japanese (some, not all) cut the heads off the turtles drain the blood mix it with wine and drink it at social gatherings ex. new years partys etc.

[bugzyjuno14]

to swear...

[lonewoulf239]

MUST SHARE!

[petris112]

Pause, play, and hit 1.

[lonewoulf239]

@petris112 6 too

[Standard420247]

cuss that shit up

[ForestMan1129]

Actualy, it's pronounced: "ee hu ku" いふく

[carbondioxide91]

omg the swearing has to stay

and you should throw in some racism and misogynous stuff as well

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[carbondioxide91]

omg the swearing is hott **

[rphinks]

wonder if Ifuku has nice....whooooorrrticulture

[OleWhatshisface]

I don't care as long as it's not justin beaver.

PLEASE DEAR GOD DON't SAY justin bleepber.

[anarhy09]

I'm starting to believe this guy really has some issues. Some personality disorders.

[melswee]

oh thats exactly how i remembered some of my jap!

shita [below] is exactly where shit comes from!

[ti3nt]

Better then most of the more popular youtubers out there. You mad.

[5arah1]

Hahahaha this story reminds me of a student I used to teach named Fuko... Of course behind her back we called her Fucko... especially because her mommy complained that I called her Fuko chan during a parents day. After that it was Fucko chan said with that wonderful American pronunciation!

[Hatterific]

What people will do for some fuji suppon.

[MicknFumi]

LOL awesome vid : D

[knowntothose]

Don't the U.S. have enough turtles, no need for Japan to help us on this one!

[geofg]

I've taken a picture of that exact same road sign.

[japanarchist]

@geofg lol Rt. 19! I've been driving by it for years. Finally took a pic myself.

[CHIBIIcherriechews]

be a man for fuji sake swear bitch moan eat and do what the hell you want

do i hve to come and slap you AND IM 15 YEARS OLDS

[02commenter]

swearing more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zulafable]

Say Whatever The Fuji You Want!

[wowplayax]

u should say.... white power more.

[pokehero2]

I don't mind the swearing, but I prefer the, "What the FUJI?", and "Don't be a SUSHI head."

[TheKankeinaiFactor]

I don't mind if you swear, but it's funnier when you bleep it. XD

[Anonkyou]

poop poop and bits

[0816mamamia]

Dude, Your over 6,000? WTHell. I bet anything under 3,000 is like chop liver....

I love turtules....

[japanarchist]

@0816mamamia Unfortunately it seems a majority of my videos are chopped liver. . .

[schoolruler2]

The words! THEY BURN!!!

[TubaBuddha]

May I just say, I enjoy your Elmer Fudd voice there. May I say, I enjoyed your little skit there about having drinks. I would take you up on your offer boy howdy. And I do not mind being the base of the pyramid either. I rather enjoy it.

[CWK922]

I would like a video composed of ONLY swear words, please. You fucker.

[vampirememe]

I like how when you make your voice go deeper than it naturally is you start to sound like Snake from Metal Gear Solid <3 xx hehe

[japanarchist]

@vampirememe Actually that's my natural voice. It the rest of the time that I use a higher voice to NOT sound like Snake.

[vampirememe]

@japanarchist but i like snake :( I think you sound cool lol :)

[thesickness426]

@japanarchist is that for real? cause thats awesome

[GaeilgeChannel]

OK, your humour integrity has been restored. Congrats.

[SayuriSumisu]

I don't mind bad language at all but I have to say, your censoring cracks me up every time. :)

[CaliforniaPuppy]

1:38 WTFF?

[Ido013]

There's a Chinese supermarket that sells frozen soft-shelled turtles here!

Why is your voice only coming out of the left channel??? It's really weird and if you can change that please do I'd be grateful for it.

[japanarchist]

@Ido013 Our engineers are quickly working to solve the problem. Japanarchist apologizes for any inconvenience and thanks you for your continued support. We issue will be resolved for all future episodes.

[Ido013]

@japanarchist My right ear is going to be rejoiced to hear such great news!

[Timisneat]

to say swear words, but don't rattle them off for 5 hours at a time

[moolikeachicken]

: D yay swearing!

[zombie12031]

retarded is he word that bothrs me

[NowandLaterINC]

Your a grown man

make your own choices :]

[Gimmeaflakeman]

@NowandLaterINC

That's no fun.

[japanarchist]

@NowandLaterINC You think I should???

[usercreated]

say what you want

[UnderGroundArsonizt]

the censorship gets me rolling! cause that way it catches me off guard and i die laughing anyways haha and plus i dont know any1 else who does it like that so its original!

[intoxicatedbiscuit]

I came in while you were fucking swearing and subscribed because you were fucking funny. If you stop fucking swearing and being funny in your totally fucking sexy way then you wouldn't fucking be yourself would you? So fuck the kids and keep swearing dammit.

[habigsstore]

Its your channel so say what you want. 

[yrxJohnny]

Say what the fuck you want :)

[DanielHarper99992]

A million feet tall of awesome. There really aren't any swears that offend me, but I do have a particular favorite to share. "Cockmonger.". That's right. I said it. Cockmonger.

[TheArtgirl123]

you sound like shimmycocopufffs with the title "i like turtles"

[sheisthearsonist]

say whatever you want! it's supposedly a free country...

[Radrey]

people like cool fun videos that do things. Loved the turtles closer.

This is unrelated. Do you watch the wine kone?

[japanarchist]

@Radrey Haven't heard of him. I'll give him a looksie.

[limosine]

Sweet editing!

[3eyedwonderkid]

Swear your little heart out.

[miss3mii]

honestly, swearing is a-okay with me, but it is about fifty times more hilarious when you dub. :D /somaturelolsushihead

[ferbilkers]

I cuss like a sailor, if someone cusses I don't notice it until someone else bitches about it.

[Aoitori365]

ifuku ^_^

[krystinajo]

cunt cunt

[AlexBlackcat14]

FUCK MAN SAY WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[gfan0080]

after reading all these comments, i'm glad nobody fucking swears on the mother fucking comments section. jeez i don't know what the fucking problem is with cursing. ninja please

[tenkirulez]

I thought I went deaf.

[lilithdvs13]

The word fuji bothers me. Fuji.

But really, I've always thought bleeping is stoopid. You're really making me say fuck in my head when you say fuji... so just be a man and go on with the swearing,

[DARKRESCURED]

im hearing audio only from left thingy...

[Laura17T]

Ummm!!! Let me think...

Is it really necessary to curse?... NOT

You are funny anyway [^_^]

[benisjammin29]

I don't give a fuck.

oh ho ho ho!

See what I did.

Only words that bother me is Nigger Nigger.

Just kidding.

Nigger.

[edtomorrow]

Any nomenclature for testicles.... Balls, Scrotum, gonads, etc.... Yeah, you know...

[DeMeteorFF7]

rofl nice one

the words offending me is

Happy , Happy , knochiwa , hi and all the good words

infect sensor all the nice words and leave the swearing clear

do for 10secs that would be akword :p

[nihaojulia]

swear words are ok :D

[NekoNagisaKaworu]

There really aren't any swear words that bother me. However the way you censor is cute. Therefore with this being Japanese-related, my vote leans toward kawaii.

[TheArtgirl123]

:( swearing is not nice...do not do it

[castq3]

more!!! swear words.



[hayatotheninja]

Curse. Curse curse curse. This is entertainment!

[radiak55]

sware man I want this show to do it plus you are great

[metronome13]

I got it make a censored version then re-release them a couple days later as an unrated version with like 2 seconds of bonus footage...............wait isnt that a lot of work............lol

[LovelyDray]

I'm german, so not a native english speaker. Foreign people often don't have a feeling for swear words. I know there are crude german words where I cringe when I here them being said but there hasn't been an english swear word that does that to me...so feel free to say whatever you want^^ except german hardcore swearwords xDDD

[NoVaGamester]

I'm *ffended by *ll "*" words.

[Kiabiaki]

I found both the swearing and the censoring awesome ^^ I think you should swear but use the censoring if it gets excessive or feels right for the comedic effect.

This episode I it was an almost perfect balance and the first "sushi" made me laugh pretty hard.

[ansunius]

lol Ifuku......there is a close-by village here with the lovely name "Fucking"....

the place-name sign gets stolen every now and then...xDDD

I dont mind swearing at all when the person doesnt intend to hurt somebody...so, when its just for making people laugh and stuff

but I also kinda like your version of beeping the swear words out lol

[lisly1234]

FUCK YEAH!

[nemofunk]

HAHA if you just let it slip then its all good but excessive swearing for the sake of swearing is lame, but at the same time if you keep censoring it how you have been swear as much as you want :D!

[FalconNeko]

i couldnt give a fuk what u say

[nielswolfgang]

lol.... Swearing doesn't bother me, but the bleeping out the swear words with "Sushi-head" and "Fuji"! is hilarious. So... feel free to bleep all you want. Loved that lol....

[roltthehunter]

Don't mind the swear words. Just be yourself man.

[ryudo2052]

Did that guy actually do a 3 part comment?

[0816mamamia]

Just don't say - wenus- tho we all have two of tham. yea you & me.....

[claire4all]

i hate the word cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt ......... thats how much i hate it

[xxjacobxx3]

If people were not taught that bad words were bad, then they wouldnt be bad, and we wouldnt be having this conversation, and quite frankly we probably wouldnt say them as much since they wouldnt serve a certain purpose anymore.

[Ulihime]

Don't worry, we love you joking around!

And I'll be alright, even if you swear, but I'll miss your beep substitution sound.

[malaka686535]

FUCK YEAH WE DONT MIND ^^ go right on head.

[LaLaKeKeLaLa]

Sure, go swear :)

[ccminny]

go ahead do your fuji thing lol

[PiratePotatoe]

Turtles are full of win

[imawesome734]

thanks for saying that... now my mom is going to check the history... say the name right. -_-

[doggybag71]

SHIT, FUCK and ASSTURDSHIT (assturdshit) and any other combo of these words are quite unbearable for my delicate ears... And also my eyes cant really take that you are showing so much skin! Geez, I'm getting all excited now.

Haha, nah really. Swearing is a-ok with me at least. Ever watched "Angry video game nerd"? You should :P.

As for the turtles, maybe they were gonna become ingredients? Ever had suppon?

[azpeev]

If in doubt, keep swearing.

[ericsurf6]

BTW, I'm getting a dating site ad, so your message is clear!

[drb715]

curse your heart out

[ericsurf6]

Stay right on the edge Sonny, right where you're at right now...Perfection.

[japanarchist]

@ericsurf6 Wow! High praise indeed, sir. Much obliged :)

[tokyotrawler]

@ericsurf6 He's right on there with Ricky Gervais!

[superbe4tt]

With the subtitles it says: I want you to take........... Tomatoes

[KawaiiThoughts]

You seriously are the funniest guy on youtube. 

[haylz27]

I nearly spat my coffee all over the screen. Thanks.

[t0mmy9]

reminds me from GBM's latest video that fuku means luck

[MrRrRamon]

ah, you are a funny guy! I'm neutral on bad words

[tonygaijin]

another great one? btw do you read all your comments?

[japanarchist]

@tonygaijin What comments??

[dorki3]

haha im pretty neutral :)

[pornace]

Part 3:

Nevertheless, I'm a mature guy and I can take all the swearing You can throw at me and shrug it off. Just make sure that You never start to swear just for the sake of swearing, unless it's for comedic purposes.

[japanarchist]

@pornace Great advice. Thanks.

And I can't wait for part 4 to come out ;)

[pornace]

@japanarchist Sorry, this was intended to be a trilogy. Someone else would have to step in and make that fourth part.

[MarioLover1256]

@pornace probably cuz part of your username is "porn" .

[pornace]

Part 2:

However, "fuji" and "sushi" (I'm sure You could think of others) are mildly and I would welcome it if they are were still used from time to time. For example, after You record a video, check the profanity level and if You decide that You swear more than You think is necessary, censor it all or some of it and then dedicate a short portion of the video to Your own musings on how You Yourself feel about Your "dirty" mouth. Eventually, You'll find Your own balance.

[pornace]

Part 1:

From watching Your videos, Sonny, I get the impression that You're not the kind of guy who likes to swear frequently, so I would encourage You to talk as "normally" as possible. Speak Your heart and don't worry about the details, don't worry about the occasional swearword, like in the previous video.

[w00per]

audio is panned to the left.....

[sekoha]

I find the name Yuudai to be pretty funny too...

[mansanraps]

Haha gotta love those authentic accents! :P

[OmniLemur]

I too will give you my profanity approval.

However!

If you really loved us you would learn klingon and substitute all your cusswords for battlecries.

[SelcoXL]

Yes to bad words

[mforte66]

@japanarchist You would think so with the individuals I work with!!!

[morethansushiLJ]

Cuss it up, man.

[TubaBuddha]

I am freaking adult FUCK away littlepoopyhead. Ok whatever. There are turtles that are worth thousands of dollars, that come from Asia. Oh. So you sport a collar on your little head. Got ya.

[mforte66]

The bleeping out annoys me more than any swear word you could ever come up with... you idiot!!!!! Just kidding!!! The way we talk at work I don't even notice the swearing...just sayin!

[japanarchist]

@mforte66 Ohh, so you're a kindergarten teacher...

[RheAnn51]

I don't hear enough swear words in Japan, so please uncensor yourself, Sonny. ("Sonny." Is that short for something? ...Or is it spelled "Sunny"? 'cause that would be cute.)

[japanarchist]

@RheAnn51 Sonny is short for "Sonny is totally awesome!"

[RheAnn51]

@japanarchist Sounds like my kind of race horse. :) Are you registered in "The American Stud Book"?

[poopistation]

say whatever you feel like saying, i don't mind. people who can't take a little bit of swearing need to grow up.

[TinyRunge]

the ironic thing is theres an add to play a tmnt game right by the video when i played it lo

[WolfHavenXIII]

Cursing is cool, everyone's doin' it. Why not you?

[zulzen]

Man the audio is weird on this one, I'm wearing headphones and the only time my left side work is when you said "Ifuku"

[RobotKoi]

When I told my parents I was going to live in Fukuoka my Mum couldn't pronounce it so called it 'Fuck you ok eh.

Also my favourite Japanese word is 普及 (fukyuu)

[poetmanifest]

Hey, nice job on the video! Ifuku to the max!

[LionBiscuits]

Hahaha nice. :) I really enjoy your videos! You have your own distinct style going on versus the other J-YouTubers.

And as far as swearing goes... It's your channel! Do whatever the hell you want. :)

[rphinks]

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits....are the 7 words that are absolutely acceptable